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News for 06-05-2011
Medical marijuana superstore opens
Seeking to capitalize on Arizona's newly enacted medical marijuana law, a California-based company on Wednesday opened a superstore-sized garden center in Phoenix catering to those who want to grow their own cannabis. "We sell everything but the plant itself," said Dhar Mann, founder of weGrow, the company that began franchising its big-box stores with outlets in Oakland and Sacramento, California. "We sell the products and the services for people to safely and responsibly cultivate their med

Pa. 8th graders' field trip includes Hooters lunch
BERWICK, Pa. — For one group of central Pennsylvania eighth-graders, a recent field trip to Baltimore included lunch at Hooters — a restaurant better known for its busty waitresses than its food. The Berwick Middle School students were visiting the National Aquarium last week. Chaperones took them to various restaurants for lunch because the group of 100 was too large for a single place. The Bloomsburg Press Enterprise reports Tuesday that one group of 15 to 20 students ended up at Hooters.

Naked jogger leaps into busy public pool
OVERLAND PARK, Kan. — A naked man ran through a Kansas City suburb before scaling a fence and leaping into a swimming pool filled with children. Witness Amy Shapiro told NBC station KSHB-TV that traffic came to a halt at around noon on Wednesday as the nude man climbed out of the passenger side of a car in Overland Park, the second-largest city in Kansas.

Fearsome lawn ornament shot dead by cops
When an alligator was spotted near a suburban Kansas City pond, local police decided they were taking no chances: They would shoot the fearsome creature from a distance with a rifle. But the alligator took the first shot to the head without batting an eyelid, and then the second one bounced off. At that point, the officers realized the animal was not a bulletproof beast; rather, it was just a concrete lawn ornament, The Associated Press reported Thursday.

News for 05-18-2010
Clarksville man steals beer, says they weren't cold enough
After reportedly stealing beer from a gas station on the Bypass, a man brought the drinks back minutes later and attempted to exchange the stolen beers because they weren’t cold enough. A clerk told police that she went into the back of the store while re-stocking the beer, and when she returned a few cases were missing, according to a Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office report. At that point, the man — who appeared drunk, the clerk said — came in with the warm beer and asked to exchange it

Topless woman saves apartments from fire
A Darwin woman who used a hose to save a burning apartment building was so caught up in the moment she didn't realise she was topless. Tash Bennett was sunbaking by the pool at the Alatai Apartments in Darwin on Thursday when she noticed specks of ash falling on her, the NT News reports.

Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke
Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing. A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session. Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.

Same car, same problem: 3 drunks behind wheel
Police say three people have been charged with drink-driving in the same car in Alice Springs overnight. Just after 4am police stopped the vehicle and say a 25-year-old man was arrested for high-range drink-driving and a range of other driving offences. Within 10 minutes, police stopped the vehicle again and charged a 31-year-old woman after she was over the alcohol limit. Again within a ten minute period, police found the car back on the road and a 30-year-old man was charged with drin

Burglar planted marijuana rolling papers
CRESTVIEW -- Mayor hopeful Alan Sampson said someone broke into his home last week and left marijuana rolling papers in his bathroom drawer. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office is investigating the incident. Sampson, who was charged March 21 with marijuana possession and possession of narcotics equipment, told deputies someone planted the rolling papers in his home. “I don’t know if someone was trying to leave me a message or if it was some of the kids in the neighborhood,” Sampson sai

Dad tries to trade baby for beer or drugs
CHICOPEE, Mass. - A Massachusetts man offered to trade his 3-month-old daughter to an employee at a gas station and convenience store in exchange for beer, or perhaps crack cocaine, police say.

News for 04-08-2010
Lover 'almost killed' by huge breasts
British woman Claire Smedley almost killed her lover during sex - with her enormous breasts. Mum-of-three Smedley, 27, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up while having sex and found that her lover Steven had stopped breathing. In an exclusive video interview with the News of the World, she revealed how Steven usually loved being smothered by her breasts. "This time, he started flailing around a bit but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few

Cops Go in Hard on Willy Bust
COPS swooped on a furniture store after shocked shoppers reported this bizarre case of indecent exposure. Store owner Jason Hadlow was slapped with a fine of £80 for displaying a 4ft stone penis in his shop window. A member of the public complained after spotting the offending appendage which was displayed in his shop, Simply Dutch, near Bedale, North Yorkshire. The firm, which bills itself as "the most interesting store in the North", recently stocked a new range of garden furniture, i

News for 04-07-2010
Woman Accused Of Operating Strip Club Out Of Trailer
CHESTERFIELD, S.C.—A disgruntled customer led deputies last week to a strip club operating out of a mobile home with a pole in the middle of the living room. The man called 911 dispatchers about 1 a.m. March 21 to report the strip club because he “had paid $25 and didn’t get what he wanted,“ Chesterfield County Sheriff’s Investigator Daniel Scott said. When deputies knocked on the door, “The homeowner, Gwendolyn Lowery, opened the door, and in the middle of the floor there were a bunch of

News for 03-30-2010
Man caught befouling car indicted
LAS CRUCES - A teen who allegedly defecated in a man's car - thinking it was his girlfriend's - was indicted Thursday on multiple charges of criminal property damage. Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car's owner reported finding 18-year-old Austin Horries Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear. "This is your car?" Purifoy said, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car." Purifoy then allegedly got out of the car a

News for 03-26-2010
Goose woos statue, traps woman
WITT, Ill., March 24 (UPI) -- An Illinois woman said a goose with romantic intentions toward a concrete statue held her hostage in her home for several hours. Joanne Martin said she tried to leave her Witt, Ill., home earlier this month and caught an amorous goose in the throes of mating season making advances to the concrete goose statue next to her car, the Springfield (Ill.) State Journal Register reported Wednesday.

Vagina-Scented Perfume Debuts
DALLAS - A new scent claims to accurately capture the "the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman." Vulva Original bills itself not as a perfume, but an erotic feminine scent designed to offer pleasure and arousal by smelling it. It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a "slightly yellow, desirable substance" that contains "more organic content."

News for 03-25-2010
Company boss spent £104,000 on firm's credit card in lapdancing club
A British company director spent more than £100,000 (€111,000) on his firm's credit card in a lapdancing club and falsified profits so he could get a bigger bonus, a court has heard. Ian Tulloch, 59, a married father-of-two, spent the equivalent of nearly twice his annual salary on naked dancing girls at the Spearmint Rhino club in central London. The sum would have paid for more than 5,000 nude lap dances, at £20 a time.

Indian military to weaponize world's hottest chili
GAUHATI, India – The Indian military has a new weapon against terrorism: the world's hottest chili. After conducting tests, the military has decided to use the thumb-sized "bhut jolokia," or "ghost chili," to make tear gas-like hand grenades to immobilize suspects, defense officials said Tuesday.

Would-be bank robbers call ahead
Fairfield, Conn. (WTNH) - Two people have been arrested after they called a Fairfield bank demanding money, police said. The call came in to the People's United Bank in Stratfield Center around 3:00 p.m. The caller stated that he was sending someone in and that the teller should hand over $100,000.

Former Florida inmate gets 15 years in prison for trying to break back into jail
VIERA, Fla. - A Florida man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into the Brevard County jail. A judged sentenced 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles on Monday. He was convicted in January of trespassing on jail property and resisting an officer. Authorities say Jiles tried to climb a 12-foot (3 1/2-meter) fence at the Brevard County Detention Center in August. He was caught and hospitalized with severe cuts from the barbed wire. He had been rele

Bainbridge Island police arrest "werewolf hunter"
Police have detained a man they say was waving a large sword around and stabbing objects in the parking lot of a Bainbridge Island building supply store. The shirtless 35-year-old man was covered with scrapes and cuts. He told the off-duty Bainbridge Island police officer who approached him Tuesday afternoon that he was "hunting werewolves and chuds" who could disguise themselves as humans. The man said he feared getting hurt.

News for 03-18-2010
Man used penis to assault female police officer
A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

News for 03-16-2010
Woman aims to become world's fattest
An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman. Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years. The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg. "I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight

News for 03-10-2010
Wichita man pays crack dealer with Monopoly money
NBC -- Police in Wichita, Kansas are investigating an odd crime that involves drugs, assault and Monopoly money. It started as a routine traffic stop in a Wichita neighborhood Thursday evening. When police pulled over the car they found a 33-year-old man bleeding from the head and telling an unusual story. The victim said a couple of weeks ago he bought several hundred dollars of crack-cocaine with Monopoly money and now the dealer was ready for pay back.

Romanian street sign warns drivers of 'drunk pedestrians'
Officials in Pecica, a village town about 13 miles from the Hungarian border in the country’s west, ordered the bright red signs, complete with the phrase “Attention - Drunks”. The 10 road signs, which also show a person crawling on their knees while clutching a glass in one hand, were erected in popular nightspot areas close to the city's bars and restaurants.

Lakeville man sues TV show over segment about his genital blemishes
A 22-year-old Lakeville newlywed is contending that a "Dr. Phil" spinoff national TV show tricked him into appearing and discussing the blemishes on his genitals, then airing a rerun of the episode over his protests.

Teen shoots his own testicles
A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said. Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound. The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.

News for 02-23-2010
StripperMobile grounded, but grinding strippers will return
TAMPA, Florida - StripperMobile, the strip club on wheels, will not return to the streets of Tampa Friday night as originally planned. City officials put the brakes on the mobile advertisement for the Déjà Vu gentlemen's club because of registration issues with the truck's Nevada license plate.

Nursing Home Residents Form a Biker Gang
Lydia Scheltes woke up in her bed at Bethesda Retirement Center one morning with pinkish hair, a tattoo on her arm and a hangover. Not a typical morning for the 90-year-old. “Seniors are more fun than you’ll ever know,” she said. Scheltes wasn’t alone: Seven ladies and one dude – aged 65 to 97 – all had a similar hazy look in their eyes after they hung out with bikers at the Evil Olive bar in Wicker Park on Feb. 11.

News for 02-19-2010
Swiss prostitutes trained to use defibrillators in brothels to prevent clients dying
Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services. The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication. His death followed a series of other incidents, some fatal, in which heart attacks have claimed brothel customers in the area.

Runaway Zebra Captured On Downtown Connector
ATLANTA -- A runaway zebra was spotted on Atlanta's downtown connector during Thursday afternoon's rush hour. Channel 2 Action News has learned that the runaway zebra belongs to the Ringling Brothers Circus.

‘Dead’ woman moves arm as embalming begins
BOGOTA, Colombia - A Colombian woman declared dead of a heart attack moved one of her arms just as an undertaker was about to embalm her, doctors said Wednesday. Noelia Serna, 45, was rushed to a hospital in the city of Cali, where she was in critical condition in an intensive care unit Wednesday, said hospital director Luis Fernando Rendon. "Her chances of survival are slim," Rendon said.

News for 02-17-2010
Czech Doctors Left 12" Tool in Patient
It took five long months for a Czech woman to discover the reason for her pain: Doctors had left a foot-long medical tool inside her abdomen. This month, doctors at a clinic in the southeastern town of Ivancice discovered their colleagues had forgotten to remove a spatula-like surgical instrument from the woman following gynecological surgery in September.

Ronald McDonald arrested for pot
Police arrested Ronald McDonald for possession of marijuana and allowing others to use drugs at his residence on Sunday. According to police, officers responded to the 44-year-old’s residence, 2023 Taylor Dr. at 5:43 after receiving a report of a suspicious odor. Outside McDonald’s residence, officers could smell a strong odor or marijuana coming from the residence.

Police arrest woman covered in Jell-O, drunk
A woman wearing a bikini and covered in Jell-O was arrested for driving while under the influence shortly after leaving a Milan bar last week, according to police reports. A Milan police officer on patrol witnessed a 1998 Chevrolet Lumina roll through the stop sign at the intersection of Lewis Avenue and Lee Street at about 10:20 p.m. Feb. 8. The driver swerved the vehicle before stopping on southbound North Street.

Iowa Court Discovers 'Art' Loophole Allows 17-Year-Old Strippers
Nude dancing is still an art form in Iowa, at least at a strip club in the tiny town of Hamburg. The Iowa Court of Appeals on Wednesday dismissed the state's request for a review of the issue. The request followed a judge's 2008 decision that Clarence Judy, then-owner of Shotgun Geniez, didn't violate the state's public indecent exposure law. Judy was charged after a 17-year-old girl stripped onstage in the southwestern Iowa club in 2007.

In Utah, a plan to cut 12th grade
The proposal by state Sen. Chris Buttars would chip away at Utah's $700-million shortfall. He's since offered a toned-down version: Just make senior year optional.

News for 02-11-2010
Dubai court annuls marriage to 'bearded lady'
An Arab country's ambassador to Dubai has had his marriage contract annulled after discovering the bride was cross-eyed and had facial hair. The woman had worn an Islamic veil, known as the niqab, on the few occasions the couple had met.

US soldier gives four-year-old daughter 'waterboarding' over alphabet
Joshua Tabor allegedly told police he had used the technique because he was angry and knew his daughter was scared of water. The 27-year-old, who had recently gained custody of the young girl, said she "squirmed" as he pushed her under the water three or four times, it was claimed.

Toledo strip club puts cover charge into quake relief
Scantily clad dancers were the draw at a downtown men's entertainment club over the weekend for an event that raised nearly $1,000 for victims of the earthquake in Haiti. Marilyn's on Monroe, 715 Monroe St., billed Saturday's affair as "Lap dances for Haiti." Although the billing may be misleading - lap dancing is illegal in Ohio - the intention isn't. General Manager Kenny Soprano said Sunday the club donated all the money from the day's regular $10 cover charge to International Servic

Phony corpse tip leads to marijuana bust
MONTREAL, Feb. 9 (UPI) -- Canadian police in Montreal suspect rivals were responsible for a fake tip about a dead body in a house that actually was a marijuana farm. Police got an anonymous 911 emergency call at 11:45 p.m. Monday night about a corpse in a house in suburban Laval, Constable Nathalie Lorrain told The (Montreal) Gazette. Officers got no answer at the front door and circled the house and then found the front door ajar, she said.

NY Thief Meets Victim to Return Stolen Jewelry; Cops Make Arrest
AIRMONT -- An Orange County woman was arrested in the Ramapo Diner after police said she agreed to meet an acquaintance to return jewelry that she allegedly took from her home. Melissa A. Dineen, 22, of Monroe was arrested at the diner Monday evening after she agreed to meet a Ramapo resident there. The resident told police that $6,400 worth of jewelry had been taken from her Fred Eller Drive home Friday.

Girl, 11, Gives Birth to Baby Boy in Northeast Hospital
An 11-year-old girl in the Northeast recently gave birth to a baby boy, the girl’s family told Fox News. "My daughter and (her) baby are fine, and the baby is absolutely beautiful," said the mother of the 11-year-old girl. The girl and her family are not being named in order to protect the new parent's privacy.

News for 02-05-2010
Banker in supermodel email blunder keeps job
David Kiely, who works in Macquarie Private Wealth in Sydney, opened e-mails on Tuesday containing pictures of model Miranda Kerr, unaware a colleague behind him was doing a live television interview about the Australian economy.

News for 01-21-2010
'Booze for boobs' promotion causes a stir
A nightclub in Singapore is attracting attention for a marketing strategy that offers free drinks according to women's bra sizes, the China Press reports. The OverEasy nightclub introduced the event 'Fill My Cups' recently to promote events hosted by Australian DJ DCUP. The promotion allows A-cup patrons one free drink, B-cups two, C-cups three, and D-cups can claim a free bottle of vodka.

News for 01-18-2010
Man crashes into cafe, orders breakfast
PORT ORANGE, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- A 91-year-old man who crashed his car into a popular Florida restaurant proceeded to sit down and order breakfast near his vehicle, authorities said. Tonya Gilardi, a spokeswoman for Port Orange Fire, said Charles Pierce was not injured when he crashed his car into the Biscuits 'N' Gravy restaurant at 11:11 a.m. Monday, but another customer was treated for minor injuries at Halifax Health Medical Center in Port Orange, the Daytona Beach (Fla.) News-Journal

Boy arrested for angry football throw
Police were called to Crittenden Middle School on Friday to arrest a 14-year-old boy for angrily throwing a football at another boy's leg during a football game. Police spokesperson Steve McCoy said school administrators called the police at 2:14 p.m. last Friday to report the incident. The unnamed 13-year-old hit in the leg by the football was uninjured.

Man's penis removed from pipe
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused. So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

Man's penis removed from pipe
Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused. So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

Glasgow: Parents take teens to washroom
GLASGOW, Scotland, Jan. 10 (UPI) -- A Scotland city council regulation says a parent must escort children under 16 years old to the washroom in places such as restaurants. The Glasgow rule requires parents to accompany their children everywhere within a licensed establishment, which arguably would mean that, for example, a teenage boy would have to go to the women's restroom with his mother, The Sunday Times of London said.

Murderer in call for porn
A notorious Wigan murderer has demanded that female prison warders be axed – so that he can watch pornographic movies in his cell.

News for 01-15-2010
Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters
As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden's English-language newspaper. "We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

News for 01-06-2010
Iowa Man Spells Out Wife's Birthday Message in Manure
ZWINGLE, Iowa - Ask this Iowa wife if she got the perfect birthday present and she'll tell you her hubby "dung good." Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says 'Happy Birthday, Love You,' but in shorthand.

Shouting at your wife may get you a criminal record in France
Married couples in France could end up with criminal records for insulting each other during arguments. Under a new law, France is to become the first country in the world to ban ' psychological violence' within marriage. The law would apply to cohabiting couples and to both men and women.

News for 01-05-2010
Tattoo Guy Calls 911 for Ride to Bar
OLDSMAR, Fla. -- A man was arrested after authorities say he called 911 to ask for a ride to a bar. The sheriff's office reports that 37-year-old Gregory J. Oras called 911 three times early Tuesday morning. One call was made while Oras was leaving a bar, and he reportedly told the 911 operator that he had a broken nose, bleeding ears and people shooting at him. It turned out he just wanted a ride to another bar in Oldsmar.

Driver passes out, meth lab in back seat
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. – Police say a driver passed out in his car at a Tennessee gas station while a batch of methamphetamine was cooking in the back seat. An employee at the gas station in Murfreesboro, about 30 miles southeast of Nashville, called police because the car was sitting at the pump for about an hour on New Year's Day.

Enraged Toledo woman just wanted McNuggets
TOLEDO, OHIO -- An East Toledo woman became so enraged that chicken nuggets were not available at a Toledo McDonald's that she punched through the drive-thru window. Toledo Police say Melodi Dushane, 24, stopped at the fast-food restaurant at Front and Main Streets in East Toledo early Friday morning and asked for chicken nuggets. When the drive-thru attendant told her the restaurant was only serving breakfast and that the item was not available, Dushane reached through the window and punched t

News for 12-29-2009
Free Funerals Offered For Drunken Drivers
ROME, Ga. -- Planning to drink and drive this New Year's? A north Georgia funeral home has a deal for you. Between now and noon Thursday, drivers can visit McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome to sign a contract stating they plan to drink or take drugs and then drive on New Year's Eve. If they die in a wreck that day, the funeral home will give them a free burial.

News for 12-24-2009
Breast flasher hit by distracted driver
A teenager flashing her breasts in the middle of a New Zealand road paid for her drunken revelry when a distracted driver ran into her. Cherelle Dudfield, 18, was dared to flash passing cars in the southern city of Invercargill after a night out drinking with friends. She had exposed herself to a couple of cars from a strip in the middle of the road when the stunt went awry.

Court splits jackpot between rival gamblers
TOULOUSE, France (Reuters) – A French court has split the jackpot from a casino slot machine between the woman who put in the money and the man who pulled the lever, ending months of argument between the two. Marie-Helene Jarguel walked off with over 2 million euros ($2.91 million) in March after a bet of 50 euros on a one-armed bandit, only for her gambling partner Francis Sune to contest her gain based on the fact that he activated the machine.

Man with knife in chest orders coffee
WARREN, Mich., Dec. 22 (UPI) -- Police in Michigan said a man with a 5-inch knife lodged in his chest walked into a restaurant, called 911, ordered coffee and sat down to wait for paramedics. Warren police said the 52-year-old man told the 911 operator he had been stabbed in Warren and walked half a mile to Bray's Hamburgers in Hazel Park to use the telephone, WDIV-TV, Detroit, reported Tuesday.

Dead drunk policeman stripped of martyrdom
BEIJING (Reuters) – The Chinese police captain who named his subordinate a "martyr" after he died from a drinking binge has been suspended, the Shenzhen Public Security Authority said on Tuesday. Traffic officer Chen Lusheng of the southern city of Shenzhen was off-duty when he attended a banquet with officials from Mabu village in late October. After repeated toasts, he vomited and passed out on a couch, where he suffocated, state media said.

Abandoned baby thanks rescuers
FAIRFAX, Va., Dec. 18 (UPI) -- Two friends who discovered a newborn girl in front of a Virginia townhouse when they were teenagers said the girl contacted them 20 years later. Christopher Astle and Emily Yanich-Fithian, now both 35, said they discovered the newborn by the front door of an empty townhouse in their Fairfax County apartment complex Sept. 6, 1989, The Washington Post reported Friday.

Cat Rescued After Being Glued To Highway
Well we wanted to introduce you to Timothy the cat tonight. The poor thing is lucky to be alive and recovering after someone glued him to a Minnesota interstate. A couple saw the cat on the side of the road, and thought it had been hit by a car. When they stopped and picked up the cat, sadly the glue ripped off his paw pads and pulled out some of his claws. Second Chance Rescue crews say they've never seen anything like this. "It's a mouth dropper because you are just like are you kidding me? bu

Man urged son to rape cousin, 12
A man who encouraged his teenage son to marry and rape his 12-year-old cousin has been jailed. The 54-year-old organised a sham Muslim ceremony between his son, then 16, and the girl at his home in Woolwich, south-east London, in March last year.

News for 12-23-2009
Nude Kiwi cyclists warned over helmets
CYCLING starkers might be okay in New Zealand - but just make sure the cops don't catch you without a helmet. Two Kiwi men wearing nothing but their birthday suits have been issued with a warning for riding without protective head gear on a jaunt around a sleepy New Zealand seaside town. Senior Constable Cathy Duder was patrolling Whangamata, a beach resort in the North Island, on a quiet Monday night when she came across the two nude men, both in their early 20s. "They were more shocked than I

News for 12-16-2009
Drunken driver who urinated on cop sentenced to jail
A 36-year-old Waldo man who urinated on a police officer during a fifth drunken driving arrest has been sentenced to a year in jail. Daniel L. Shilts Jr., of 720 W. Second St., was sentenced Nov. 30 by Judge Gary Langhoff to the jail term and three years probation, according to court records released Wednesday. A three-year prison sentence was imposed and stayed, meaning Shilts will serve the prison time if his probation is revoked.

Women to row Atlantic naked
BRISTOL, England, Dec. 9 (UPI) -- Two British women attempting a world record by rowing across the Atlantic say they hope to shave a few days off the trip by completing the feat naked. Mel King, 37 and Annie Januszewski, 40, of Bristol, England, said they are hoping to row 3,000 miles from Gomera in the Canary Islands to Antigua in the West Indies in only 70 days, to beat the previous 75-day record for a two-woman team, The Sun reported Wednesday.

Best Man Rigs Newlyweds' Bed To Tweet During Sex. Not Kidding.
When a man in the UK was asked to be the best man at his friend's wedding, he was touched. So touched, that he promised not to pull any pranks before or during the wedding. After the wedding though, that's another story

News for 12-09-2009
Amish man found drunk, asleep in moving buggy
A slow-moving horse and buggy led to the arrest Sunday night of a Paradise man, who was charged with drunken driving. Police said Elmer Stoltzfoos Fisher, 22, was found slumped over and asleep in a buggy that was moving slowly in the first block of North Ronks Road.

Naked Santa statue not popular with Texas
Barry McBee, of Big Spring, Texas, insists he was just trying to raise a smile from passers-by when he added a Santa hat and white beard to the 5-foot-tall replica of the Renaissance statue. Unfortunately, within a fairly short time, parents started calling Big Spring city officials complaining that their children were asking why Santa was naked.

News for 12-04-2009
Sex study ruined by porn-loving men
Scientists had to give up on a study of pornography - because they couldn't find any men who had not watched hardcore movies before. Researchers planned to recruit two groups of men in their twenties to compare regular porn users with those who had never seen explicit films. But they were shocked when they could not find any men who had not watched blue movies, reports The Sun.

Homeless brothers in line to inherit billions
BUDAPEST, Hungary - Talk about a reversal of fortunes. Two brothers who are so poor they live in a cave on the outskirts of Budapest and get by selling scavenged junk are in line to receive a $6.6 billion inheritance from a long-lost grandmother, the U.K. Daily Telegraph reports.

News for 12-02-2009
Heroic Stripper is Like the Cesar Chavez of Stripping
One woman is on a crusade to reform Portland, Oregon's strip club industry by suing evil club owners who put making a profit before paying women fairly to take off their clothes and wiggle around on a pole. Solidarity forever! Meet Zipporah Foster, profiled by Willamette Week last week. She's a 28 year-old single mother and a stripper who's had enough of skeezy club owners stiffing (ahem!) her and her co-workers. Foster is filing lawsuits against a brace of Portland strip joints in protest of tw

MANURE PERVERT IS CAGED
A PERVERT who gets sexual thrills from manure has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself in a pile of slurry. Twisted David Truscott, 40, was jailed for 16 weeks in October after being found at it in a muck spreader.

Solange Magnano, a 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from gluteoplasty complications
BUENOS AIRES - The pageant world is mourning the loss of a queen: Solange Magnano. The former Miss Argentina, 38, died from complications after undergoing a gluteoplasty – a cosmetic surgery on her buttocks. She died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following the gluteoplasty, the Associated Press reported.

Police: Burglar showers, tells residents ‘Obama let him in'
CRESTVIEW — A man accused of breaking into a Crestview home and taking a shower reportedly told residents who showed up “President Obama let him in” the house. According to a Crestview Police Department report, St. Petersbug resident Donald Leon May, 48, entered a home in the 400 block of East Railroad Avenue Nov. 18 through an unlocked back door and took a shower.

Police Ask For Public's Help To Find Condom Thief
HYDE PARK -- Cincinnati police said a man took his quest for safe sex a bit too far. Officers released photos Monday of a man who police said walked into a Walgreens in Hyde Park earlier this month, stuffed a box of condoms down his pants and walked out.

Couple Busted for Refusing to Pay Tip
If you’re frustrated by poor service at a restaurant, think twice before you decide to not tip. You may be in for a bit more than just a dirty look from the waiter. "Nobody, nobody wants to be forced to pay a tip or be arrested for terrible service," Leslie Pope said when her happy hour ended in handcuffs.

News for 11-18-2009
Des Moines police searching for naked burglar
Des Moines police are looking for a pair of burglars, one of whom reportedly was naked when discovered Sunday by a homeowner. Javier Pagannazario, 29, told police his wife, Genoveva, was awakened by footsteps upstairs early on Sunday morning in the 7500 block of Southview Drive in Des Moines. Javier went upstairs to investigate and found a man asleep on his couch. The man jumped up and ran out the front door. Genoveva, meanwhile, confronted a woman on the lower level. The intruder was described

Police Used Taser on 10-Year-Old Girl in Arkansas
OZARK, Ark. (AP) -- Ozark Police Chief Jim Noggle says one of his officers used a Taser on a 10-year-old girl who was combative when the officer tried to get her into a patrol car to be taken to a youth shelter.

Nude Car Wash Run Gets Aussies In Hot Water
BRISBANE, Australia -- It was just a routine car wash. Except there was no car -- and no clothing. Four Australian men who allegedly undressed and soaped up at a car wash have been charged with exposure and public nuisance. Police say the two 19-year-old and two 23-year-old men paid for a wash before stripping nude and cleaning themselves in the soapy water while their female companions took photos.

Explicit 'pornaments' back on shelves
JACKSONVILLE, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Christmas ornaments featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions are back on store shelves in Jacksonville, Fla., a pastor says. The decorations, dubbed "pornaments" by some when they triggered protests three years ago, have returned to the holiday ornament aisles of some shops, WJXT-TV reported Tuesday. Instead of a line of six sexually oriented ornaments, just the reindeer and snowmen are being offered this holiday season, the Jacksonville TV station

News for 11-05-2009
Bulgarian girl, 11, gives birth to her daughter... on her wedding day
An 11-year-old girl became one of the world's youngest mothers - and went into labour on the way to her wedding. Kordeza Zhelyazkova, from Sliven in Bulgaria, was still wearing her wedding dress and tiara as she was rushed to hospital, where she gave birth to 5lb 8oz Violeta. Proudly displaying her baby, she told reporters: 'I'm not going to play with toys any more - I have a new toy now.'

Woman Says She was Spanked by Cop
ORLANDO, Fla. -- A woman who said she had her pants pulled down before being spanked more than one dozen times by an Ocoee Police Department sergeant plans to attend an upcoming court hearing and hopes to speak to a judge. The 29-year-old victim said she is outraged that her accused attacker, former Ocoee Police Sgt. Tom Maroney, is seeking leniency in court.

'Breathalyzer' man charged with DUI
OXFORD, Ohio, Nov. 2 (UPI) -- Police in Ohio said they charged a man dressed as a Breathalyzer with driving under the influence of alcohol and underage drinking. Oxford police said James Miller, 18, was pulled over just prior to 2:30 a.m. Sunday for driving the wrong way on a one-way street and officers determined the man, who was dressed in a Breathalyzer costume, appeared to have been drinking, WLWT-TV, Cincinnati, reported Monday.

Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17
Hundreds of people have attended a wedding in central Somalia between a man who says he is 112 years old, and his teenage wife. Ahmed Muhamed Dore - who already has 13 children by five wives - said he would like to have more with his new wife, Safia Abdulleh, who is 17 years old.

Brazil man appears at own funeral
A 59-year-old Brazilian man has surprised his family by turning up at his own funeral, local media report. Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, a bricklayer, had identified him as the victim of a car crash in southern Parana state the previous day.

Jayden Lenescar thrown in bathtub & whipped with belt, hanger for touching himself
Four-year-old Jayden Lenescar was whipped bloody in a bathtub and left in agony for two days before his death - all because he touched himself. That's the sick excuse his mother and a friend gave for a thrashing so savage paramedics who examined the body couldn't believe their eyes, sources told the Daily News.

Couple sues: Neighbors smoke outdoors
EL DORADO HILLS, Calif., Nov. 1 (UPI) -- A California couple has filed a lawsuit seeking relief from their next-door neighbor's second-hand cigarette smoke, their attorney said.

News for 10-30-2009
Gang 'set fire to man's beard as he slept on train'
A gang of youths allegedly set a man alight as he slept on a train in a 'gratuitous and malicious attack', a court heard today. The four males, who were all teenagers at the time of the incident - with one aged just 13 - are accused of using a lighter to set fire to Luke Kennedy's beard in December last year.

Cop Pulled Gun On Haunted House Character
BALTIMORE -- A Baltimore city police officer was charged with assault after he pulled a gun on a haunted house character over the weekend. Baltimore County police said Sgt. Eric Janik, 36, pulled his gun on a haunted house employee dressed up as the killer from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" at the House of Screams show in Essex on Sunday.

Teenager killed widow with axe in drink-fuelled rage after losing a computer game to his brother
A schizophrenic teenager killed a grandmother with an axe when he went on a drunken rampage after losing at computer games. After drinking a bottle of vodka, James Callaghan, 17, stormed out of his home in a rage armed with an axe and a long-bladed knife.

Two-Headed Snake Found In Couple's Drawer
A two-headed snake has been discovered in a drawer full of rubbish in Illinois. When Jerry Williamson's wife first told him she had found the scary reptile he thought she was pulling his leg. But to his surprise she was telling the truth.

5-Year-Old Boy Sets New Record, Becomes World’s Strongest
When other boys of his age are probably playing outside and just being normal 5-year-old kids, Giuliano Stroe goes to the gym and works out with his dad, a practice he’s been keeping ever since he was just two years of age. Giuliano doesn’t mind and perhaps the fact that he’s just made it into the Guinness Book of Records has a lot to do with it, World Records Academy says.

Worst disguise ever? Burglars cover faces with permanent marker
If you're going to commit a burglary, it's a good idea to have a disguise. However, you should probably do better than this pair of would-be burglars, whose disguise attempts extended to just drawing on their faces with a black marker pen.

News for 10-23-2009
Wife: Man out of cigarettes 'went nuts'
DELAND, Fla., Oct. 12 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man who believed his wife had taken his last cigarette attacked his spouse, killed a pet rat and tried to flee sheriff's deputies. Kaela Daniels, 20, of DeLand, told deputies her husband Darren Daniels, 22, "went nuts" at 1:30 a.m. Thursday upon discovering he was out of cigarettes and accused her of taking his last one, the Daytona Beach (Fla.) News-Journal reported Monday.

Unpaid Bar Tab Leads To Man's Arrest On Child Pornography Charges
BROOKFIELD, Wis. -- An unpaid bar tab led to the arrest of a Brookfield man on child pornography charges. Police said that Aaron Klein left his cell phone as collateral when he couldn't pay his bill after drinking at the bar on Calhoun Street.

Juveniles laughed after setting 15-year-old on fire
Five juveniles were in custody Tuesday after a 15-year-old was intentionally set on fire at a Deerfield Beach, Florida, apartment complex, police said.

Dad Shoots Teen Caught Having Sex with Daughter
APOPKA, FL -- A teenager was shot four times after he was caught having sex with the shooter's daughter, police said. Officials said the 16-year-old girl's stepfather walked into the girl's bedroom and saw her having sex with her boyfriend. That's when Wade Edwards closed the door to load a gun and then fired at the boy, police said.

Free money too good to be true
IN 2007 young pizza shop employee Brian Sommer must have thought he had it made. The computer whiz had stumbled across a system which could cheat ATMs out of thousands of dollars. After perfecting his system he targeted an ATM at a Bundaberg service station, taking $21,120, and then drove down the road an hour and found a friendly machine in Hervey Bay which handed over $7500 to him.

Lottery winner's ticket pinched
Willis Willis asked store clerk Pankaj Joshi to check if he had won anything in a Mega Millions draw. But Joshi told 67-year-old Willis his six numbers had NOT come up — and pocketed the ticket. Weeks later, the brazen cashier claimed the $1million (£600,000) prize and fled the US to his native country of Nepal.

News for 10-15-2009
Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, cops say
HERNANDO BEACH, FL -- Hernando County Sheriff's deputies have arrested a South Carolina teen on a charge of throwing a deadly missile at a moving vehicle. That missile was a burrito, deputies said.

Man found asleep in closet ... with a corpse
HOUSTON - A Houston man found asleep with a corpse inside a closet of a vacant home has been charged with misdemeanor drug offenses, authorities said Monday.

Drunk lesbian admits romp with naked man in police station car park
DRUNKEN lovers put on a steamy sex show in broad daylight - in a police station car park. Ross Welsh and lesbian Leanne Richardson got so carried away they didn't know the public and cops were watching. Officers based in Portobello, Edinburgh, finally had to pull Welsh, 30, away from Richardson, 26.

Ohio Boy Tackled By Deer While Playing Football
A boy in Ohio was playing football with friends over the weekend and was tackled by a deer. The incident happened Saturday when Brandon Hiles, 7, went to retrieve a ball that had rolled into the woods in Wintersville, Ohio. "The deer started charging at me and then it hit me in the back of the leg and then I flipped over," Hiles said.

‘Lottery winner’ causes riot at Ohio coat store
COLUMBUS, Ohio - A woman being driven around in a rented limousine pulled up at a coat store and announced she'd won the lottery and would pay for everyone's purchases, police said, but she ended up causing a riot when customers realized it was a hoax.

News for 10-09-2009
Racing fans "limited" to 24 beers a day
MELBOURNE (Reuters) - Adult fans at one of Australia's most popular motor sport races, the Bathurst 1000, will be limited to one "slab" of beer a day -- or 24 375 ml cans -- as police focus on reducing alcohol-related crime. The 24-can rule would also be placed on mixed drinks for the V8 car race starting Thursday which draws thousands to the rural town of Bathurst in eastern New South Wales state, the NSW police said Tuesday. But more restrained spectators would be able to slake their thirst, i

Somali Pirates Mistake French Military Vessel for Commercial Ship
PARIS — Somali pirates in two skiffs fired on a French navy vessel early Wednesday after apparently mistaking it for a commercial boat, the French military said. The French ship gave chase and captured five suspected pirates.

Woman describes using air freshener to fight off robber
CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- A 72-year-old woman fights back against an intruder with the only thing she had at hand -- a can of air freshener.

News for 10-07-2009
Man gets 18 months for hot-dog theft
WORCESTER, Mass. – A Massachusetts man has been sentenced to 18 months in prison for stealing a hot dog from a man as he sat under a tree at a city park. Antonio Judd pleaded guilty Monday in Worcester Central District Court to charges including larceny from a person. Police said Judd stole a hot dog from a man in Elm Park in Worcester in August after flashing what appeared to be a gun.

School bans sex with roomie present
MEDFORD, Mass., Sept. 29 (UPI) -- Officials with a Massachusetts university said complaints led to a new policy banning students from having sex while their roommates are present. Tufts University spokeswoman Kim Thurler said officials added the rule to the 2009-10 guest policy after receiving about a dozen complaints from students "who expressed concerns that they were experiencing uncomfortable situations with their roommates' sex-tracurricular activities," The Boston Herald reported Tuesday.

Romantic Wedding Proposal Results in Mass Turtle Death
A Hilton Head, S.C., man's elaborate candlelight wedding proposal resulted in the death of 60 endangered sea turtles. We knew it was only a matter of time before one of these ridiculous question-poppings got out of hand. The unnamed man lit about 150 luminaries and stuck them on the beach in the shape of a giant heart. Unfortunately, it's hatchling season, and 60 endangered sea turtles were also on the beach, emerging from their eggs to head towards the ocean. Turtles find their way to the ocean

Girl, 13, found riding in cardboard box atop van
ALBERTVILLE, Ala. - An Alabama woman has been arrested and accused of endangering the welfare of a child after police say she let her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van. Albertville Police spokesman Sgt. Jamie Smith said the 37-year-old woman was arrested Sunday after police received a call about a minivan on a state highway with a child riding on top.

Boys find $86,000 while fishing
LISMORE, Australia, Sept. 21 (UPI) -- Australian police said two teenage brothers turned in more than $86,000 they found in a creek while fishing in the eastern part of the country. Police said the boys hooked the money, which was in a plastic package, while fishing for catfish in Tuntable Creek, near the town of Lismore, and spent three weeks deciding on a plan of action before telling their mother and obtaining legal advice on how best to turn the cash over to police, The Times of London repor

Pack of raccoons mauls 74-year-old woman
LAKELAND, Fla. - Animal control officers hope to trap a pack of raccoons that mauled a 74-year-old woman who tried to chase them from her yard. The sheriff in Polk County, east of Tampa, said Gretchen Whitted fell when five raccoons surrounded and attacked her Sunday. She was taken to a hospital with extensive cuts from her neck to her legs.

News for 09-25-2009
Strip Club Gives Seniors a Shot in the Arm
Amid the shiny stripper poles, strobe-lit stages and scantily-clad performers at Rachel's Gentlemen's Club, you'll find Barbara and Sylvia, two old beauties who come for the free food and flu shots -- and stay for the ambiance.

5 bikini baristas charged with prostitution
EVERETT, Wash. -- Five baristas at a local bikini coffee stand are accused of engaging in prostitution while on the clock. Police spokesman Robert Goetz said the five employees of Grab-N-Go Espresso were charged with prostitution and violating the city's adult entertainment ordinance following a two-month undercover investigation. Goetz said no sex was involved, but the women, ages 18 to 24, are accused of groping and other sexual acts, including exposing their breasts and privates and licking w

Prisoners get drunk on swine flu hand gel
Inmates have been drinking the liquid soap placed on their wing after realising it contained alcohol. The detergent was meant to beat off the threat of swine flu in the Verne Prison on Portland, Dorset. However, instead of rubbing it into their hands, inmates at the category C prison have been placing their mouths over the dispensers and consuming it.

Men Fight Over Makeup
Police officers were summoned to intervene in a fight that erupted at a Roberts Avenue home Saturday evening after one man applied makeup to another while he was unconscious. When they arrived on the scene, Lawrenceburg Police Officers met with the twenty-five-year-old victim. He reported that he and some others, including his neighbor, had been drinking at his home the previous night. After a while, he said he passed out on the porch. He awakened later, he said, to discover someone had applied

Frenchman arrested for driving drunk to police station
COLMAR (AFP) – A Frenchman was arrested for drunk driving after taking his car to a police station to distribute Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets there, police said Wednesday.

News for 09-21-2009
Teacher Disciplined For Unusual Creative Writing Assignment
WOLFEBORO, N.H. -- An English teacher is being closely monitored at Kingswood Regional High School after administrators said she assigned an inappropriate essay topic to her students. Jack Robertson, superintendent of the Governor Wentworth Regional School District, said the teacher asked students to respond to the question: "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?"

Naked Driver Exposed Self
FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. -- A man was accused of driving naked and exposing himself to motorists on Friday. Florida Highway Patrol said Mark Duffus, 45, was driving his blue Honda Pilot on Interstate 95 in Flagler County in the nude while masturb*****.

Cousin mistook partner for squirrel in hunting accident
A Green Bay man shot in the head while hunting Sunday was wounded by his hunting partner, according to a Department of Natural Resources conservation warden. Chou Vang, 70, was struck below the right ear by a round from a .22 caliber rifle fired by his cousin, Ge Vang, 46, also of Green Bay.

Baby born with penis on back
The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province. But he was rushed to Tianjin Childrens' Hospital on May 27 for surgery to remove his extra manhood. The rare condition, the first for Tianjin Childrens' Hospital, is called fetus in fetu (FIF).

Ice Cream Shop's Beer-Flavored Treat a Big Hit
MISSOULA, MT -- It's a dream come true for ice cream and beer lovers. An ice cream shop in Missoula, Montana has created a beer-flavored ice cream. The Big Dipper Ice Cream Shop partnered with Kettlehouse Brewery in order to create "Cold Smoke" ice cream.

BUSTED: Burglar Arrested After Checking Facebook During Robbery
So apparently it actually works both ways: careless Facebook (Facebook) use can both get you robbed and get you arrested for burglary. According to The Journal, a 19-year-old Pennsylvania man was arraigned earlier this week on a charge of felony daytime robbery. How did police catch him? Simple: the burglar left a trail, by way of checking his Facebook account before leaving the house with two diamond rings and forgetting to log out.

Sword-wielding Hopkins student kills intruder
Hours earlier, someone had broken into John Pontolillo's house and taken two laptops and a video-game console. Now it was past midnight, and he heard noises coming from the garage out back. The Johns Hopkins University undergraduate didn't run. He didn't call the police. He grabbed his samurai sword.

Boy Found with Cocaine at Day Care; Dad Called it Candy
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) -- New Jersey police say a 4-year-old boy shared cocaine with his friends at day care because his father told him it was candy. Newark police say 25-year-old Shaheed Wright of East Orange put several baggies of cocaine inside his son's jacket after police nearly caught him with it. The boy shared the drugs with three other 4-year-olds at his day care center Friday.

Clerk Attacked After Mistaking $1 for $20
PHILADELPHIA, PA -- A Pennsylvania woman is asking for forgiveness after violently attacking a gas station clerk during an argument over a $20 bill. Vickie Gambrell was arrested for punching the clerk in the face and holding a pair of scissors to his throat in a dispute over how much money she had given him.

Insane killer escapes on field trip to county fair
SPOKANE, Wash. — A criminally insane killer from eastern Washington is on the run after escaping during a field trip to the county fair that his mental hospital organized. Why such a dangerous person was out in public was a question many, including Washington Gov. Chris Gregoire, were asking as authorities searched for Phillip Arnold Paul. Authorities at Eastern State Hospital, where Paul is a patient, are being criticized for allowing him to visit the fair despite his violent criminal past and

News for 09-10-2009
Cops find man isn't dead, just a slob
The awful stench coming from a Queens apartment on Monday was so bad that cops thought they would find a body inside. But when firefighters busted down the the door, they found tenant Ming Li Sung was very much alive - and living with rotting garbage piled floor to ceiling.

Marathon County Sheriff's Department apprehends four men from fleeing car, keg thrown out during pur
Two Stratford men are in the Marathon County Jail after leading law enforcement on a highway chase of up to 120 miles per hour Monday morning and throwing a beer keg out the window of their vehicle during the pursuit, according to the Sheriff’s Department.

Army Accidentally Grows Pot At Rocky Mt. Arsenal
The Army has made an unusual and unwanted discovery at the Rocky Mountain Arsenal northeast of Commerce City. They are in charge of cleaning up the arsenal, a job that includes reseeding some areas. When their seed started to grow, they realized it was marijuana.

No Charges For Bandit in
A woman wanted for stealing a styrofoam banana from a Wisconsin gas station while wearing a gorilla suit will not be charged. Police in Fond du Lac said that the 24-year-old suspect walked into a Kwik Trip store on May 20 wearing the hairy suit, yanked the $50 display banana and walked out. The theft was caught on surveillance tape.

Trapped girls updated Facebook instead of calling police
The girls, aged 10 and 12, used their mobile phones to access the popular website and update their statuses, alerting friends and family that they were lost in a storm drain in Adelaide's southern suburbs. Their exact status updates have not been released.

News for 09-01-2009
Shoplifter returned to ask for job
COLNE, England, Aug. 25 (UPI) -- British police said they arrested a man who showed up for a job interview at a store he had stolen from three days earlier.

Pair Of Turkeys Found Stuffed With Cocaine
Two turkeys are recovering after being cut open by drug smugglers and stuffed with five kilogrammes of cocaine.

Three Arrested for 75-cent Robbery
GAINESVILLE, FL (AP) -- Gainesville police have arrested three suspects in connection to a robbery that netted 75 cents. Gainesville Police Department spokesman Lt. Keith Kameg says three men approached a 17-year-old Monday and demanded $5. When the teen could only produce 75 cents, one of the men punched him in the mouth.

Man Facing Up to Life in Prison for $7 Robbery
ST. JOHNS COUNTY, FL -- A man from St. Johns County is facing up to life in prison for a home invasion robbery that netted $7. A jury on Wednesday found Rodney L. Dallas guilty of a first degree felony.

Police: Robber left traffic ticket
IRONDEQUOIT, N.Y., Aug. 27 (UPI) -- Police in upstate New York said they tracked down a bank robbery suspect using a traffic ticket left behind at the scene.

Woman arrested in air freshener attack
NICEVILLE, Fla., Aug. 27 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said they arrested a woman for attacking a smoker with air freshener sprayed from a can.

Sea lion dies of sex exhaustion
Berlin - A male sea lion from California called Mike has died of exhaustion after over-exerting himself during the mating season in an animal park in Nuremberg, Germany, the city said on Tuesday.

News for 08-24-2009
Barber tries to rob store over bad beef jerky
CLEVELAND — Police said a Cleveland barber became so upset by what he considered bad beef jerky that he returned to the store where he bought it and tried to rob the owner. Police said the 28-year-old barber walked into the store where he bought the snack, just two doors down from his barbershop, and tried to rob the owner Thursday night.

Orange cop charged with pretending to be twin, sexually assaulting woman
MILFORD -- An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents' Milford home last month.

Old Man Teaches Traffic Manners with Bricks
An old man in a northwestern Chinese city has won wide support online for throwing bricks at cars that run red lights through pedestrian crossings. Yang Zhiguo, a retired school teacher in Lanzhou City, capital of Gansu Province, threw bricks at cars that didn't stop at a crossing in his neighborhood last Thursday, Lanzhou Morning Post reported yesterday.

Man glued to toilet seat
A man had to be rescued after he became glued to the seat of a public toilet in Cairns in an embarrassing prank, Australian police say. The 57-year-old man found he had become stuck to the seat after using a cubicle in a male bathroom at the Cairns shopping centre on Saturday.

News for 08-14-2009
Man accused of sex act
ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - An Albuquerque man faces indecent exposure charges after police say children saw him simulating a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.

Police: Man tried to sell fake TV
SAN LEANDRO, Calif., Aug. 12 (UPI) -- A California man tried to fool someone into buying an oven door the man said was a flat-screen TV, police said.

Woman finds Peephole in Bedroom, Neighbor Arrested
SILVERDALE, WA -- A man is under arrest, accused of voyeurism. But this alleged peeping tom has taken the crime to a new level. Last week, April Miller made the creepy discovery while she was getting ready to move out of her apartment.

Church bell resumes when locals bang pots
MEZZEMA, Italy, Aug. 12 (UPI) -- Residents of a small Italian town said their local priest has resumed ringing local church bells after a pause requested by the town's only tourist.

Mom Accused of Cutting Off Son's Genitals Blames Dog
HOUSTON — Prosecutors told jurors Monday that a Texas woman accused of cutting off her infant son's genitals two years ago was a drug abuser who showed no remorse or concern for her child as he was on the verge of death.

FBI: Robber showed ID to teller
ANCHORAGE, Alaska, Aug. 13 (UPI) -- Authorities in Alaska said a bank robber showed his ID and gave his name and bank account number to a teller before the crime.

Banner tells Miller to stick to singles
MALIBU, Calif., Aug. 11 (UPI) -- A California millionaire paid for a banner to be flown over a beach after seeing former Indiana Pacer Reggie Miller hitting on his girlfriend, sources said.

Cops arrest gator-carrying bicyclist
BOUTTE, La., Aug. 13 (UPI) -- A Louisiana man riding a bicycle with an alligator around his neck was arrested after he dropped the reptile on the ground and ran off as police approached.

Chief: Tasing 76-year-old probably not 'best way'
GLENROCK, Wyo. - Glenrock Police Chief Tom Sweet says two officers "probably didn't do things the best way" when they used a Taser on a 76-year-old man driving an antique tractor in a parade.

News for 08-05-2009
A sticky end: Scorned women exact painful revenge on cheating husband with superglue
Three women exacted a painful revenge on a cheating husband they discovered had been sleeping with them all at the same time - by superglueing his private parts. The angry women lured married father Donessa Davis to a motel where they decided to humiliate him. The ambush was set up by the man's wife after she discovered he had been cheating on her with as many as five women.

Grieving mother fined £86 by crematorium for taking too long to say goodbye to dead baby boy
When her son died at the age of only five weeks, Terrie Rouse was naturally heartbroken. At his funeral, she could not bear to leave his tiny coffin and spent a few extra precious minutes with it before allowing it to be taken away for cremation. Her grief turned to shock, however, when officials told her she had taken too long to say goodbye – and fined her £86.

News for 07-28-2009
Man sleeping in dumpster gets picked up with trash
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities said a man, who had been sleeping in a Dumpster, sustained minor injuries after he was picked up by a garbage truck along with the trash. Authorities said that when firefighters and paramedics arrived, they heard Kevin Hallaran, 52, banging on the metal sides of the sanitation truck asking for help.

Land mine left in Goodwill donation box
ARVADA, Colorado - A land mine found in a suburban Denver Goodwill donation box forced the evacuation of a strip mall.

Blind border collie gets his own guide dog
Black and white hound Clyde is totally blind and relies on his partner and fellow collie Bonnie to guide him everywhere. She stays inches from Clyde's side while guiding him on walks or to food or water, and lets him rest his head on her haunches whenever he becomes disorientated.

Man with fetish charged with stealing eyeglasses
MILWAUKEE (AP) -- An Illinois man was accused of stealing more than $45,000 worth of eyeglasses from suburban Milwaukee stores because he enjoys being around eyewear. Jerry Lowery, 38, was charged with three counts of armed robbery and one count of fleeing an officer. The charges carry a maximum penalty of more than 120 years in prison and a $310,000 fine.

Civilian arrested as Army deserter
CHARLOTTE, N.C., July 27 (UPI) -- A Seattle man said he was arrested at a Charlotte, N.C., airport and detained as an Army deserter, even though he has never been in the military.

Dad Killed Girl to Avoid Child Support
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A father who had no interest in his 4-year-old daughter did the unimaginable -- hurling her off a 120-foot cliff to avoid paying child support, a prosecutor said Monday during the man's murder retrial.

Australian Woman Trapped for a Week Beside Toilet
BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- An Australian woman was rescued after spending a week wedged between her toilet and the bathroom door, an official said Tuesday.

Burglars pick wrong place to sleep it off
SWANSEA, Wales, July 27 (UPI) -- After stealing about $1,154 in liquor, two burglars decided to celebrate and got so drunk they fell asleep instead of escaping, police in Swansea, Wales, said.

Bikini-clad carjacker held in robbery bid
SOUTHAVEN, Miss. - Police in Mississippi say a woman was carjacked by a bikini-clad suspect, who they say later tried to rob an RV dealership. Southaven Police Chief Tom Long said the 24-year-old suspect approached another woman in her driveway and demanded the car on Thursday.

News for 07-24-2009
Two north suburban men charged in beauty contest beating
Two men -- at least one of whom was a contestant in a beauty pageant -- were charged early Wednesday with using a trophy to beat a judge because they allegedly did not like his vote in the West Side competition earlier this month.

Girl hit by plummeting tortoise loses memory
Cheng Cheng, 12, was walking with her aunt Ling Lang at Chongqing in China when she was struck by the plummeting tortoise. Lang said: 'I was walking and suddenly I heard a scream from my niece who was behind me and I looked round to see her lying on the ground covered with blood. 'There was a tortoise lying beside her and I could see it had hit her on the head.'

$3 Million NIH Grant Continues Lesbian Health Research at UIC
Newswise — The University of Illinois at Chicago College of Nursing has received a $3 million federal grant to continue research to identify risk factors for excessive drinking among lesbians.

Theft ends in torn genitals
THE attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief.

A DRUNK Romanian thought he'd hit on a good idea to solve his toilet troubles — sticking TWO HAMMERS
These incredible x-rays show how Viorel Firoiu attempted to nail his severe constipation with the help of his handy tools. The intoxicated 48-year-old turned up at his local hospital complaining of excruciating stomach pain. Worried doctors, in Orlea, southern Romania, carried out scans and were knocked sideways to find he had not one but TWO hammerheads stuck in his rear end

Fire fighters rescue boy from tambourine
Fire fighters received a bizarre call out yesterday after a boy managed to get a tambourine stuck around his neck while at a Napier day care centre. A fire crew was sent to Kidspace on Kennedy Road shortly before 9am. A spokesman from the Napier Fire Service said it took a crew member around a minute to remove the tambourine. The boy and instrument both came away unscathed from the incident. 3 News

Fla. woman practiced dentistry in garage
NAPLES, Fla. – Florida officials have arrested a woman for allegedly practicing dentistry in a garage she converted into an office with a drill set and black reclining chair. Rosa Maria Toledo, 56, was arrested Tuesday. In her garage deputies found a cabinet containing dental castings, molds, dental crown glues, partial dentures and bridges.

Pittsburg State's Joe Windscheffel Out for Season After Zebra Attack
Division II football players like Pittsburg State's Joe Windscheffel don't always have it as easy as major college players are perceived to. Many of them hold down jobs, in addition to their full-time school schedule and a practice schedule that isn't a whole lot different from their big-time brethren. In the case of Windscheffel, the need to get some work done off the football field has cost him any chance of playing this season.

News for 07-21-2009
People With Same First and Last Name Getting Married
FLORIDA -- It's not too unusual to hear stories of married couples who met online. But it IS unusual when that couple that meets online and marries also has the same name. In this case, it's a guy from Texas named Kelly Hildebrandt and a gal from Florida named Kelly Hildebrandt. In three months, they're getting married.

Police bust lemonade stand in Pennsylvania
CHESTER, Pa., July 19 (UPI) -- The deputy police chief in Haverford Township, Pa., says a police officer's decision to shut down a lemonade stand run by children was a misunderstanding.

Dog Drags Newborn From Family Home in Ky
LEXINGTON, KY (AP) -- A father was frantically calling 911 to report his missing newborn when he spotted the baby, bleeding from the mouth and clutched in the mouth of a family dog who had carried him from his crib to the heavily wooded backyard.

News for 07-17-2009
Masked ball descends into orgy
Halswell House in Somerset was hired for £9,000 by a group of 350 revellers who arrived in a fleet of Porsches, BMWs and Aston Martins. They were all wearing long cloaks and masks and the party continued normally until midnight - when they stripped down to leather pants, corsets and suspenders. The guests then started kissing and a mass orgy ensued with couples having sex "everywhere".

Lincoln man made up robbery story to explain nudity
Police say a 19-year-old man made up a story about being robbed to explain why he was walking around Wilderness Park au naturel Monday afternoon.

City to investigate death of Montreal woman killed by falling concrete slab
The Régie du bâtiment and the City of Montreal have launched an investigation into the death of a woman who was struck and instantly killed by a piece of falling concrete Thursday evening.

News for 07-15-2009
Bride's bouquet brings down plane
The traditional throwing of a bride's bouquet for luck ended in disaster at an Italian wedding when the flowers caused a plane to crash.

A Chinese trucker has been fined for having a shower while driving his lorry on a motorway
A police patrol car spotted water leaking from the driver's cab as it sped along the Jinyi expressway, reports Changjiang Business Daily. "We worried the driver may not have known about a mechanical problem so we signalled him to pull over at a service station," said a police spokesman.

Police: Drunk man mowed neighbor's lawn
WELLS -- Police arrested a Wells man on a drunk driving charge July 6 after a homeowner reported the man was mowing a lawn with a riding lawnmower without consent.

News for 07-13-2009
Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’
A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool. Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

Prisoner escapes after switching identity with twin brother
Simon Peter Maclellan, 27, from Gosport, Hants, has not been seen since Friday afternoon when he was released by magistrates.

Same-sex penguin couple split
SAN FRANCISCO, July 12 (UPI) -- Linda the penguin has split up two male penguins who lived as a nesting couple for six years at the San Francisco Zoo, caretakers said.

Teenage boy sucked into pool pump
A 14-year-old schoolboy from the Isle of Man has died while on holiday in Thailand after being sucked into a swimming pool pumping system.

Texting Teen Falls Down Manhole
We all know that walking and texting is a tough combination -- but a Staten Island teen learned the hard way when she fell into an uncovered sewer manhole while trying to send a message.

News for 07-06-2009
Calif. Students Get X-Rated Version of Class DVD
ELK GROVE, Calif. (AP) -- A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.

'Dumpster-diving' woman ends up at regional landfill
WINCHESTER -- "Dumpster diving" turned dangerous for a Boyce woman found alive in one of the large bins at the regional landfill Thursday morning.

Man cuts off own penis during drunk DIY
Mr Keen, 54, suffered horrific injuries as he used the saw to cut wood for a cabinet he was making in his home workshop. He rang the emergency services operator and said: "Help me – I'm bleeding to death."

Man runs 100 yards on fire and breaks world record
Keith Malcolm, from Aberdeen, was doused in petrol before sprinting 259ft ablaze to beat the previous fire-run record of 227ft. To claim the record the amateur stuntman wore eight layers of protective clothing, including four layers of fireproof undergarments, a Formula One fireproof jacket and three overalls.

4 go on trial for roles in Texas school ‘fight club’
McALLEN, Texas - Grainy cell phone videos showing developmentally disabled students forced to fight each other will likely be shown to jurors this week as four former employees at a Texas school go on trial.

News for 06-24-2009
ND deputy accused of vomiting at concert arrested
FARGO, N.D. – A sheriff's deputy and his mother face charges of disorderly conduct after the deputy vomited on people at a Kenny Chesney concert in Fargo and refused to leave, authorities say. Police Sgt. Mark Lykken said Stark County Deputy Justin Krohmer, 26, and his mother, Susan, 47, whose husband is the Ada, Minn., police chief, were arrested after the Saturday night incident.

Oldest man thanks cigarettes, whisky & wild, wild women
London: Henry Allingham, the world's oldest man, attributes his longevity to "cigarettes, whisky, and wild, wild women". The Brit, who has spent 113 years and 14 days on earth, is currently living at St Dunstan's care home for blind ex-service personnel in Ovingdean, near Brighton.

News for 06-23-2009
Man digs 50ft hole to fish - in his kitchen
A Chinese farmer dug a 50ft hole inside his house to go fishing. Li Huiyan, of Chongqing, hired 30 villagers for six months to dig the hole in his kitchen, reports IC Media. He wanted to reach an underground river which he suspected was full of fish.

Man reported drug dealer robbery
MELBOURNE, Fla., June 19 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said a man called 911 to report a marijuana dealer had taken his money without giving him drugs.

Robbers caught on Google Street View
Dutch police have arrested twin brothers on suspicion of robbery after their alleged victim spotted a picture of them following him on Google's Street View.

Man Wins Georgia Lottery, Twice
A 62-year-old Augusta, Ga. man struck it big twice in the Georgia Lottery. Earl Fritz won the top prize of $777,777 in the instant game Super Lucky 7's. That dwarfed the $1,000 he won a week earlier in a different game.

Truck carrying 40K pounds of beer overturns in Vt.
SWANTON, Vt. (AP) — Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned in Vermont and closed a highway for several hours.

Tel Aviv search for mattress containing $1M life savings
JERUSALEM (CNN) -- It was supposed to be a pleasant surprise, but turned into the shock of a lifetime. A woman in Tel Aviv, Israel, gave her elderly mother a new mattress as a surprise gift, throwing out the old tattered bed her mother had slept on for decades. The gesture ended up bankrupting Annat's mother, who had stuffed her savings of nearly $1 million inside her old bed for decades, Annat told Israel Army Radio.

News for 06-16-2009
Elementary school accidentally shows porn
BROOKLYN, N.Y., June 14 (UPI) -- A hardcore pornographic movie was accidentally screened at PS 17 in Brooklyn, N.Y., school officials said. Students from five classes at the school had assembled to watch "Camp Rock," a Disney Channel movie starring the Jonas Brothers, but after a teacher powered up the DVD player and walked away to get the Disney movie, a skin flick began to play, the New York Post reported Sunday.

City to employees: Wear underwear
BROOKSVILLE, Fla., June 15 (UPI) -- The City Council of Brooksville, Fla., has approved a citywide dress code requiring city employees to wear underwear, deodorant and properly-fitted clothes.

Michigan man accused of spitting on a police officer's Egg McMuffin breakfast sandwich
BERRIEN SPRINGS, Mich. (AP) — Authorities said a man faces a felony charge after allegedly spitting on a police officer's McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Police said a 32-year-old man was working the drive-thru window at the southwest Michigan restaurant when an unidentified officer bit into an Egg McMuffin on June 3 and immediately realized something was wrong.

Polish woman wakes up in morgue
WARSAW, Poland, June 15 (UPI) -- An 84-year-old woman, declared dead by a doctor in central Poland, woke up in a morgue as morticians were preparing her for a funeral, doctors said.

Man had broken leg for 29 years
Steve Webb, 49, broke his left leg in a motorbike crash when he was 20-years-old. But after suffering decades of pain he found it had never actually healed.

Tough customer won't end siege of Castle
It was after midnight when Ariel Wade rolled into the drive-through at the 24-hour White Castle, one block from the State Capitol. Wade rolled away "madder than fish grease" after the staff refused to hand over any burgers. The reason: She was riding in an electric mobility scooter. The drive-throughs are for licensed motor vehicles only. White Castle says it's a safety measure that's standard in the industry, to keep pedestrians from getting creamed by cars.

News for 06-02-2009
Family axes wedding plans, Egyptian cuts off penis
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

Urinals among top memorabilia requests
NEW YORK, May 31 (UPI) -- An executive involved in the sale of pieces of the old Yankee Stadium says urinals are a hot commodity for those seeking New York Yankees mementos.

News for 05-27-2009
Nebraska Cigarette Thief Wore Beer Carton as Disguise
LINCOLN, Neb. — Police in Nebraska are looking for a man who stole cigarettes while disguising himself with a beer carton on his head.

Governor General eats raw seal heart to support hunters
Canada’s Governor General began her Arctic tour by gutting a freshly slaughtered seal and eating a slice of its raw heart, according to media reports.

Residents of 'Butt Hole Road' club together to change street's unfortunate name
In the end, the constant jokes were just too much to take for the long-suffering residents of Butt Hole Road. Groups of youths used to visit the street and bare their backsides for photographs while many delivery firms simply refused to believe it existed.

News for 05-26-2009
Ohio Man Attacks Neighbors, Is Shot Dead
TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) -- A man who didn't get his nightly telephone call from his mother while she was traveling mistakenly claimed his neighbors had kidnapped her and stormed into their house to kill them before police officers shot him dead in a bloody standoff, authorities said.

Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood
Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

Deputy Accused Of Smuggling Porn Into Juvenile Jail
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. -- A Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office deputy was arrested Friday, accused of smuggling pornography into the juvenile section of the county jail.

China bridge jumper 'gets a push'
Lai Jiansheng, 66, said he was fed up with the desperate man's "selfish activity" which caused huge traffic jams in Guangzhou, southern China.

Indonesia to make disabled pedestrians wear signs
DISABLED pedestrians in Indonesia are required to wear signs identifying them as handicapped under new traffic regulations passed unanimously by parliament.

News for 05-14-2009
Mentally Disabled Forced Into 'Fight Club' at Texas Home
Terrified residents at a Corpus Christi, Texas, state school for the mentally disabled were forced to be part of a brutal "fight club" operated by night shift employees, who made videos of the sessions with their cell phones, the newly released videos show.

Amish Teen Ticketed for Having Beer in Buggy
LEON, N.Y. (AP) -- Police cracking down on rowdy Amish youths ticketed a teenager for having beer in his horse-drawn buggy when they pulled him over on a western New York road. They said the 17-year-old was charged with underage possession of alcohol after he was stopped by deputies late Monday night in the town of Leon, 40 miles south of Buffalo.

Plumber 'gives birth' to twin in scene reminiscent of Alien
A plumber's embryonic twin spilled out of his stomach, in a scene reminiscent of the movie Alien.

Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

Preacher gives congregants $50 each
CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, Ohio, May 9 (UPI) -- A Cleveland Heights, Ohio, preacher befuddled congregants when he began passing out money rather than passing the collection plate.

Texas Boy, 7, Dies After Shot in Mistaken Trespass
HOUSTON (AP) -- A 7-year-old boy who was allegedly shot in the head by a couple who thought he and three other people were trespassing on their property died Saturday, authorities said.

Landlady transforms pub into 'smoking research centre' in legal loophole so customers can smoke indo
With her pub struggling to survive, landlady Kerry Fenton needed a way to bring in business - fast. So when one of her regulars claimed he had found a 'legal loophole' to get round the smoking ban, she decided to act on his advice.

Surgery saves frog injured by lawnmower
BATCHELOR, Australia, May 12 (UPI) -- An Australian veterinarian said a green tree frog that underwent surgery for injuries caused by a lawnmower is recovering nicely.

Port Orange man calls 9-1-1 to report robbery of drug money
Instead of scoring 20 pounds of pot, two men were robbed at gunpoint of the $12,000 they were carrying to make the purchase, the Volusia County Sheriff's Office said.

Rotten Office Fridge Cleanup Sends 7 to Hospital
SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill.

'How dare you point a gun at me!' Hero father wrestles armed raider to floor... and makes him cry
This is the moment a have-a-go hero reduced an armed robber to tears - by grabbing his gun and pinning him down until police arrived. Leslie Shott, 34, confronted the hooded youth after he burst into a shop brandishing an airgun. The yob pointed the pistol at Leslie's face but the brave welder simply grabbed the barrel, wrestled him to the ground and told him: 'How dare you point a gun at me!'

Bowl of chili used to fend off robbers in Claiborne County
When two men broke into her home, Wanda Bray defended herself with what she had - a bowl of chili and some household objects.

News for 05-04-2009
Man cut off finger to protest overdue wages
BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serbian union official who chopped off his finger and ate it in a protest over wages that in some cases have not been paid in years, said Monday he did it to show how desperate he and other workers were.

Naked motorist arrested on DUI after crashing pickup truck into emergency room at ND hospital
BISMARCK, N.D. - Police in North Dakota say a naked motorist has been charged with driving under the influence after crashing a pickup into a hospital emergency room. No one was hurt.

Sisters, Age 65 and 70, Accused of Dealing Heroin
STROUDSBURG, Pa. (AP) -- A northeastern Pennsylvania prosecutor said he's shocked that two sisters accused of selling heroin are 65 and 70 years old. Monroe County District Attorney David Christine told reporters Wednesday that to look at the suspects, it's hard to believe the charges they face.

Alaska man shoved officer to join brother in jail
FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) — An Alaska man shoved a police officer just so he could join his brother in jail. Thirty-five-year-old David Jacob Ginnis pleaded guilty Wednesday to assault on a police officer and was sentenced to 30 days in jail, with the full sentence suspended.

Woman accused of sex acts with dog, toddler
Police call it one of the most shocking and disturbing crimes they’ve seen after a woman allegedly broadcast herself on a webcam having sex with her toddler child and her dog.

3rd-grader expelled over alleged 'hit list'
HAMILTON — Officials at a private elementary school in Hamilton have expelled a third-grader accused of making a "hit list" that included students and a teacher.

Man says he shot himself in his sleep
NORTHPORT, Ala., April 30 (UPI) -- An Alabama man with a bullet wound in his shoulder told police he shot himself by accident while sleeping with a 40-caliber handgun.

Teenager burned alive in scene from horror movie was 'caught up in love triangle'
A teenager who was doused in petrol and burned alive had an affair with the girlfriend of one of his alleged killers, jurors were told today. Simon Everitt, 17, was seen arguing with one of the accused Jonathan Clarke shortly before he disappeared on June 6 last year.

Alleged Drunk Driver Leaves $26,000 Trail of Destruction
FREMONT, Neb. — Police say a woman arrested in Nebraska on suspicion of drunken driving hit fences, garages and a house as she left a $26,000 trail of destruction.

Couple Arrested for Sex on Lawn at Windsor Castle
LONDON (AP) -- Queen Elizabeth II was at home at Windsor Castle, the sentries who guard her were on duty, and the large park surrounding the magnificent building was full of tourists on a Sunday afternoon. So it didn't take long for people to realize that something was out of order when an inebriated couple arrived from a nearby restaurant and began having sex on a grass bank outside the castle, according to witnesses.

Wife: Bank told hubby about account
NEW YORK, April 27 (UPI) -- A New York woman has sued her bank for letting slip to her husband that she had $800,000 in an account in her own name.

News for 04-24-2009
Pregnant woman tries to rob bank, gets call
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. – Police are looking for a pregnant woman they say tried to rob a North Carolina bank at gunpoint but left empty-handed after answering her cell phone. Fayetteville police spokeswoman Teresa Chance said Wednesday the woman had a handgun and demanded money when she entered a Carter Bank & Trust branch at 9:43 a.m. Tuesday.

Live shark left outside newspaper office
A LIVE shark dumped on the doorstep of an Australian country newspaper office had local police puzzled today, with authorities vowing to charge the person who left it with animal cruelty.

Clown banned from wearing giant shoes
A clown has been told he cannot wear his giant comedy shoes during his act because they breach health and safety rules.

News for 04-22-2009
Record attempt reaps 217K texts, $26K bill
PHILADELPHIA - Their thumbs sure must be sore. Two central Pennsylvania friends spent most of March in a text-messaging record attempt, exchanging a thumbs-flying total of 217,000. For one of the two, that meant an inches-thick itemized bill for $26,000.

Mom ordered daughters out, drove off
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. - Usually, it's an empty threat: "If you kids don't stop fighting, I'm going to stop this car right now and leave you here!" But a mother from an upper-crust New York suburb went through with it, ordering her battling 10- and 12-year-old daughters out of her car in White Plains' business district and driving off, police said Tuesday.

Suspected bank robber burned by dye packs exploding in his pants
Last Thursday, a man walked into the Wachovia Bank in the 2700 block of Smith and reportedly told the teller he had a gun and ordered her to give him money. Fearing for her life, the teller gave the man some cash bundles with exploding dye packs in them. The susp

Naked woman assaults firefighter, starts blaze while heating chicken wings, police say
SCRANTON — A city woman faces aggravated and simple assault charges for fighting with a firefighter who tried to get her to leave an apartment building where a fire had been reported, police said.

News for 04-17-2009
Man shocked when hooker steals pants
An Athens man complained to police after he picked up a prostitute who stole his pants and wallet while he was in a motel room bathroom, according to an Athens-Clarke police report.

Man jailed for urinating on woman during flight
HONOLULU – A 28-year-old man has been sentenced to three weeks in jail for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu. Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the U.S. Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, was sentenced after pleading guilty Tuesday to assault charges in federal court in Honolulu.

Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave
In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon.

News for 04-13-2009
Queens Center Mall suicide jumper lands on teen relaxing in a massage chair
A distraught woman jumped 60 feet to her death at the crowded Queens Center Mall Wednesday, landing on a teenager relaxing in a massage chair.

Teen's phone meets dad's hammer after mega-bill
CHEYENNE - In one month, a Cheyenne teenager sent 10,000 text messages and received about the same - all while her family's plan did not include texting.

The adventures of Tom Thumb: The tiny puppy set to be the world's smallest dog
He is a third of the size of an average guinea pig, and weighs in at just a few ounces - but this tiny puppy could be a big deal when it comes to world records.

Motel Manager Charged With Hiding Camera in Shower
Marion County deputies arrested 49-year-old Barry Alexander on Thursday. A woman staying at the Tall Pines Motel in Ocklawaha told deputies her shower had been broken for three days and she had been using the manager's. She said she found the camera in the floor vent.

Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo
BERLIN, Germany (CNN) -- A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo Friday afternoon after she climbed a fence and jumped into its habitat during feeding time, police said Saturday.

News for 04-08-2009
Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
HALTOM CITY, Texas – A woman called 911 to report she didn't get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant. Haltom City police on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling the dispatcher, "to get a police officer up here, what has to happen?"

Man shoots himself during "Watchmen" movie
Eugene (KMTR) – A man shot himself to death in a Eugene movie theater just after midnight Monday morning.

Pa. police issue traffic ticket for over $37,000
BETHLEHEM, Pa. – A police captain in Pennsylvania's Lehigh Valley said it's the highest fine he's ever seen on a traffic ticket: $37,554.54. Bethlehem Police Capt. David Kravatz said the major violation was not getting the "super load" permit that was needed because the truck was hauling a 213,000-pound steel cylinder. Police cited the driver and truck owner.

Chinese worker blows himself up over unpaid wage claim
Han Wushun, a migrant worker from Sichuan Province, said he was owed the money after working for a road and bridge construction company in the western province of Xinjiang for three months in 2007.

Boy drives 1,300 miles to Texas rodeo grounds
JETERSVILLE, Va. - A 13-year-old Virginia boy apparently loaded his family's pickup truck with food, clothes and his dog, hitched up a trailer with two horses in tow and drove nearly 1,300 miles to Texas, police said. The teen's parents found him safe Friday.

Driver faces jail after 'dead' deer wakes up
A Polish driver is facing a prison sentence after a 'dead' deer he left on the back seat of his car regained consciousness.

Pop star dressed as pineapple robbed
STOCKHOLM - Police say a Japanese pop star dressed up as a pineapple has been robbed while shooting a music video in southern Sweden.

Brothers charged with attempted murder of two young playmates 'slashed from head to toe' with Stanle
Two brothers aged ten and 11 appeared in court today charged with attempted murder over an attack that left two young playmates with serious head injuries and knife wounds.

Overboard Dog Comes Home After 4 Months on Island
SYDNEY (AP) -- A pet dog swept off a sailboat in choppy seas off Australia was found alive four months later on a remote island -- and returned to her family, who'd thought she was dead.

News for 04-07-2009
Footballer given yellow card for distracting a penalty taker by breaking wind
The referee decided the Chorlton Villa player made the noise deliberately and the spot-kick, which was saved, was retaken. The second time it went in. Then Villa's goalkeeper was sent off for saying the referee was "the worst he had seen in years".

News for 04-02-2009
911 call: Woman locked inside car
KISSIMMEE , Fla., April 1 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a woman dialed 911 to report that she had locked herself in her car and the electrical system wasn't working.

Mom Drugged Daughter So She'd Get Pregnant
PITTSBURGH (AP) -- A western Pennsylvania mother has been charged with giving her 13-year-old daughter drugs and alcohol so the woman's boyfriend could get the girl pregnant, police said Thursday.

Woman stuffs unfaithful boyfriend’s sex toy with glass wool
A young woman stuffed her boyfriend’s sex toy with glass wool after finding out he had been unfaithful to her. As a result, the man had to be taken to hospital for vital surgery.

News for 04-01-2009
Gay hate jokes get banned
A BID to halt legislation banning gay jokes which stir up hatred was defeated yesterday. MPs from all parties tried to include a defence of “free speech” into the Bill which makes it a criminal offence to incite hatred over sexual orientation.

Angry customer blasts McDonald's drive-through
A McDonald's drive-through was shot up early Sunday after a customer was angered that the restaurant had shifted from the lunch menu to the breakfast menu, police said.

Judge Rules Pole Dancing Is Art Qualifying for Sales Tax Exemption
After reviewing DVDs of exotic dancers, an administrative law judge has determined that pole dancing is "no small feat"—and it's also art qualifying for a tax exemption. The judge, Catherine Bennett, ruled the Albany-area club Nite Moves was entitled to a “dramatic arts” tax exemption and did not have to pay $129,000 in sales taxes, the New York Law Journal reports. The state of New York had contended it was owed taxes on cover charges and dancer fees paid between 2002 and 2005.

Lonely spinster in seedy shame
A SEX-STARVED woman has undergone a painful two-hour op to remove a giant PINE CONE. Surgeons have revealed embarrassed spinster Mirjana Gavaric is recovering after getting steamy with the seedy item in the Serbian capital, Belgrade.

Lemon cola becomes holy water in Norway baptism
OSLO (Reuters) - A Norwegian church used lemon-flavoured cola instead of water in a baptism ceremony after its taps were temporarily turned off because of freezing temperatures, daily Vaart Land said on Tuesday.

Police in cotton swab killer mix-up
BERLIN (Reuters) – German police are struggling to explain why they chased a phantom serial killer for 16 years after confusion over an innocent woman's DNA samples. Police in the southern state of Baden-Wuerttemberg had searched since 1993 for a woman they believed had taken part in more than 40 crimes, from murders to muggings. Her DNA was found repeatedly at crime scenes in Germany, France and Austria.

News for 03-31-2009
Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool
NEWARK, Ohio - A 28-year-old man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool, Ohio authorities said.

News for 03-27-2009
Giant Willy Spotted On Satellite
Two pupils who used weed killer to draw a giant penis on their school lawn can now see the naughty image from satellite photos posted on the internet.

Man tries to buy beer in the buff
A Hendersonville man was charged with public indecency after he allegedly tried to buy beer in the buff. James T. Golden, 48, of Pecanwood Court, is alleged to have twice entered the Stop N Buy at 137 Walton Ferry Road completely nude to purchase beer.

Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum
SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

911 call: Someone's trying to steal my beer
TAMPA, FL -- A Tampa woman was behind bars Thursday morning, accused of misusing the 911 system. Police say Evon Cavett called 911 three times to complain her roommate was stealing her beer.

News for 03-26-2009
Man runs 52 marathons in 52 days
TOKYO, March 23 (UPI) -- A Japanese man says he ran 52 marathons in 52 days, culminating with his entry in the Tokyo Marathon this week, and he thinks it's a world record.

Teen auctions virginity for £50k
Eighteen-year-old Alina Percea is offering a weekend of unprotected sex but has only drawn bids of £5,000 so far and has just three days to go.

'Deathbed confession' man charged
A US man who thought he was dying and confessed to having killed a neighbour in 1977 has been charged with murder after making a recovery, US media say.

Ex-NY Trooper Admits He Wrote Fake Traffic Tickets
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) -- An ex-New York state trooper has admitted in court that he issued fake traffic tickets to a man he'd argued with.

Fireman dresses as Spider-Man to rescue boy
BANGKOK - A Thai firefighter dressed as Spider-Man to rescue an autistic boy who climbed onto a third-floor balcony and dangled his legs over the side because he was nervous on his first day of school.

Letter shock for grieving parents
THE parents of a girl who died suddenly two months ago have been sent a letter from her school demanding she improves her attendance. Signed by the deputy headmaster, the letter threatened to ban Megan Gillan from the end of year prom.

Romania Weighs Decriminalizing Consensual Incest
BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) -- Surprising as it may seem, incest is not always a crime in Europe. Three European Union nations -- France, Spain and Portugal -- do not prosecute consenting adults for incest, and Romania is considering following suit.

News for 03-23-2009
New Jersey Scraps Plans to Ban Genital Waxing
TRENTON, N.J. (AP) -- New Jersey is smoothing out differences over a plan to ban bare-it-all bikini waxing. The state on Friday decided to reverse course on the proposal after angry salon owners complained about losing business ahead of swimsuit season.

It's a snap! Busted boner puts owner in sick bay
PHUKET CITY: Vachira Phuket Hospital on Wednesday morning received a transfer patient in a lot of pain from a somewhat embarrassing illness – a broken penis.

News for 03-18-2009
Malaysian mistakes woman for a monkey, shoots her
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -Police said a man in Malaysia shot his neighbor as she picked sapodilla fruit in his tree thinking she was a monkey. Police chief in eastern Pahang state Yahaya Othman said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her. Yahaya said the man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it. "Then there was screaming ... and only then did he know it was his neighbor."

Finn creates USB 'finger drive'
A Finnish computer programmer who lost one of his fingers in a motorcycle accident has made himself a prosthetic replacement with a USB drive attached.

Arizona Sanitation Worker Crushed in Garbage Truck Compactor
PHOENIX — Phoenix police say a sanitation worker has been crushed to death in the compactor of his garbage truck.

'Will anyone sleep with my Down's syndrome son?' Mother makes appeal for a lover for 21-year-old Ott
Like most mothers Lucy Baxter wants her child to live a fully rounded life - including the experience of a physical relationship and even finding love. But her 21-year-old son Otto has Down's syndrome and has had trouble finding a partner. So she is appealing for women to come forward so Otto can 'enjoy the same experiences as other men his age'.

Indonesia Cleric Detained for Marrying 12-Year-Old
JAKARTA, Indonesia (AP) -- A Muslim cleric whose marriage to a 12-year-old girl triggered controversy in Indonesia has been detained along with the girl's father on suspicion of violating the child protection law, police said Wednesday.

Conn. teacher accused of forcing 5-year-old boy to eat his lunch from a garbage can
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. - A kindergarten teacher in a Bridgeport school has been arrested for allegedly forcing a 5-year-old boy to eat his lunch from a garbage can.

Duck who thinks she is a dog baffles onlookers
Essy the duck wags her tail, tries to bark, and competes for treats with her canine companions – two Staffordshire cross dogs.

Family who are 'too fat to work' say £22,000 worth of benefits is not enough
A family of four with a combined weight of 83 stone (1162 pounds) say they are "too fat to work" and need more than the £22,000 they currently receive in benefits.

News for 03-12-2009
Ga. Man Arrested Sneaking Back Into Jail
WOODBINE, Ga. -- A Camden County inmate was recently arrested as he was trying to sneak back into jail. Sheriff Tommy Gregory said Saturday that Harry Jackson, 25, of St. Marys had broken out of the jail and strolled to a nearby convenience store, where he broke in and stole more than a dozen packs of cigarettes.

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

News for 03-11-2009
Church gives free gas to first-timers
IRMO, S.C., March 9 (UPI) -- A South Carolina pastor said her church is offering free gas cards to new visitors as a means of helping out worshipers hit by the faltering economy.

Man says he moved pot plants to keep burglars away
JACKSONVILLE, Fla.—Authorities said a man stopped with 17 marijuana plants in the bed of his pickup told police he was moving them to protect them from burglars who robbed his house the night before. Police said they arrested a 26-year-old man after receiving a tip that two men were loading pot plants onto a truck around noon Saturday. Police reported finding the plants beneath a cover in the truck bed.

13-year-old caught driving 85 mph
TAUPIRI, New Zealand, March 9 (UPI) -- A 13-year-old boy was caught driving almost 85 mph while his father slept in the passenger's seat, officials in New Zealand said.

Pa. plans liquor store training
HARRISBURG, Pa., March 9 (UPI) -- The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board has announced a $173,000 program to train state liquor store employees to use their best manners at work.

Pink dolphin draws in tourists to Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana
The unique bottlenose - first spotted in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary in Louisiana, by boat captain Erik Rue, 42, in 2007 - has surfaced again. And comments from heavy-hitters including the US National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society suggest it’s real.

'Sexting' teenagers face child-porn charges
ORLANDO — After his former girlfriend taunted him, Phillip Alpert remembered the nude photos she e-mailed to him while they were dating.

Pet Store Expects Fish Shipment, but Gets Corpse
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Employees of a Pennsylvania pet store expecting a shipment of tropical fish and salt water got a man's dead body instead. Mark Arabia owns the Pets Plus store in northeast Philadelphia, where the mix-up was discovered Tuesday. He says he learned the body was that of a 65-year-old San Diego-area man who died of early onset Alzheimer's disease.

NY Assemblyman Wants to Tax Patrons of Strip Bars
ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) -- You might call it a ''pole tax.'' The New York legislator who brought the nation its first law against driving while using a cell phone is proposing a $10 tax for patrons of nude and seminude dance clubs and strip bars.

News for 03-06-2009
Boy killed by exploding office chair
A young Chinese boy has died after an office chair he was sitting on exploded, according to reports. The 14-year-old suffered massive blood loss after the chair's gas cylinder burst, sending parts of the metal chair into his rectum.

Man at border asks for manners, gets pepper spray
BLAINE, Wash. - A Canadian says he got a face full of pepper spray after repeatedly asking a U.S. border inspector in Blaine, Wash., to say please. Desiderio Fortunato says he thought the inspector who told him to turn off his engine Monday was rude and asked him to say please.

Woman 'bit off' partner's tongue
A Tyneside woman deliberately bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a drunken birthday kiss, a court has heard.

Nine-year-old 'incest victim' aborts twins - Church Complains
A nine-year-old girl who was carrying twins, allegedly after being raped by her stepfather, has undergone an abortion despite complaints from Brazil's Catholic Church.

S.C. Man Charged After Gun Goes Off in Class
ROCK HILL, S.C. (AP) -- A South Carolina technical college student was arrested after authorities said a gun went off in his pocket during class. Reports released by police Thursday show the 19-year-old student originally said the gun fell from his pocket and went off during class at York Technical College on Wednesday.

Teen fined for 'oinking' at cops
SOLNA, Sweden, March 4 (UPI) -- A 15-year-old Swedish boy has been fined $22 for insulting a police officer after he called a pair of officers "pigs" and made oinking noises at them.

News for 03-04-2009
Woman has 911 meltdown over McNuggets
FORT PIERCE, Fla. - Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of Chicken McNuggets.

Neb. Deputies Say Man Stuffed Cat Inside 'Bong'
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) -- A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges -- and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

Wis. student accused of urinating in drink in second incident at school
HARTFORD, Wis. (AP) — For the second time in three months, police are investigating whether a high school student urinated in a drink before someone took a sip. Police said Tuesday a 16-year-old boy at Hartford Union High School urinated in a drink and offered it to his basketball teammates in November. A 15-year-old boy took a sip and stopped when other boys laughed.

Unexpected passenger: Eagle busts through truck driver's windshield in Nevada
ELKO, Nev. - A Florida truck driver got an unexpected passenger when an eagle busted through the windshield of his semitrailer on Interstate 80 in northeast Nevada. Matthew Roberto Gonzalez of Opalocka, Fla., reported to the Nevada Highway Patrol Monday afternoon that he had just struck an eagle while driving westbound on I-80 near Wells, about 100 miles west of the Nevada-Utah line.

Mass. Wal-Mart Customer Finds Teeth in Wallet
FALMOUTH, Mass. (AP) -- A customer shopping at a Wal-Mart for a wallet claims he found something that definitely didn't fit the bill: human teeth. Police say the man found 10 human teeth Saturday when he unzipped a compartment in the wallet. One tooth had a filling.

Man mistakenly gave $10K to thrift store
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla., March 3 (UPI) -- A Florida man credited thrift store employees with returning $10,000 that was mistakenly mixed in with plastic grocery bags that he donated.

Woman found phone in bag of chips
JANESVILLE, Wis., March 3 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin woman said she discovered a Nokia cell phone inside a bag of Clancy's Ripple Potato Chips that she purchased at an Aldi store.

News for 02-27-2009
Mich. man pleads no contest in vacuum sex act case
SAGINAW, Mich. — A man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police said he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum. The Saginaw News reported 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage entered the plea Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25.

Man says veteran status should let him steal candy
FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities arrested a man who claimed he was justified in stealing candy at a truck stop because he had served in the military. Police said an officer confronted a 31-year-old man at the truck stop early Monday morning. The officer reported finding several packages of candy and nuts, two black T-shirts and a 20 oz. bottle of beer in his pockets.

Robbers use fake chimney to cut into bank
NEW YORK, Feb. 24 (UPI) -- Thieves equipped with industrial blowtorches used a fake chimney as a shield while they cut through the roof of a New York City bank branch, police said.

Woman, 70, Whacks Intruder in Head With Sauce Pan
ELYRIA, Ohio (AP) -- The 70-year-old wife of an Ohio judge said teens who tried to rob her made her so angry that she whacked one in the head with a sauce pan. Ellen Basinski said she was on the phone with her husband Tuesday when four boys pushed their way into her home in Elyria, west of Cleveland.

Man Living in Cave Faces Foreclosure
You've heard plenty of stories about foreclosures, but the latest victims of this brutal recession are about to lose their cave. That's right. For nearly five years, Curt Sleeper and his family have lived in a cave. His mortgage is about to come due and, like millions of other Americans, he can't refinance.

Octomom Gets $1 Million Porn Offer From Vivid Entertainment
Vivid Entertainment has made a $1 million offer to Nadya Suleman to make a pornographic video. In an offer letter obtained by TMZ.com, the president of the pornography studio and distributor Steven Hirsch says the company would release the film under their "Vivid-Celeb imprint, which has released titles starring such personalities as Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian, and most recently, former Miss USA Kelli MCarty."

News for 02-26-2009
Booze Bust in Brunei Nets 1, 382 Beer Cans on Boat
BANDAR SERI BEGAWAN, Brunei (AP) -- It was a beer run on the high seas. Brunei's customs officers arrested two men who tried to smuggle 1,382 cans of contraband beer by boat into the Muslim-majority country, a news report said Wednesday.

Calif. woman who just lost her job nearly loses bag full of cash and checks
CONCORD, Calif. - A woman who just lost her job would also be out thousands of dollars if it weren't for the honesty of a good Samaritan. Police said a man who found a bank bag full of money and checks in a shopping center parking lot over the weekend flagged down police and turned it over.

Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13
BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”

Police say man reports own drunken driving
PITTSBURGH, Feb. 22 (UPI) -- A Pennsylvania man called 911 to inform authorities he was too drunk to drive and was pulling his car over as a precaution, state police allege.

13-year-old hijacks, smashes Beijing bus
BEIJING, Feb. 23 (UPI) -- A 13-year-old boy stole a city bus in Beijing, smashed it into a dozen vehicles and knocked down two utility poles before the escapade ended, police say.

Thief says police grabbed wrong guy
NEW YORK, Feb. 25 (UPI) -- Police in New York said an alleged armed robber confessed loudly to his entire neighborhood after police apprehended the wrong man.

Stuart man, 75, tackles hefty robber who stole his computer
STUART — A 75-year-old Stuart man chased down a 6-foot 1-inch, 230-pound, 29-year-old robber who had just snatched his laptop computer and printer on Sunday.

McDonald's: No workers comp for employee shot protecting patron
Fast food giant McDonald's has denied workers compensation benefits to a minimum wage employee who was shot when he ejected a customer who had been beating a woman inside the restaurant.

California Dentist Says Groping Was Part of Treatment
Woodland, CA — The attorney for a Woodland dentist told jurors that his client massaged women's chests as part of a medical treatment.

News for 02-25-2009
Doughnut shop worker slashes man's tires
NATICK, Mass. (AP) — All the customer wanted was coffee. Instead, he needs four new tires. Police say a worker at a Massachusetts Dunkin' Donuts slashed the tires on a customer's Jeep after the two got into an argument Tuesday.

News for 02-19-2009
Sex pest brush turkeys targeting chickens, say scientists
AMOROUS brush turkeys are raping chickens as their numbers rise in Brisbane and they look for a mate, a leading Queensland biologist says.

Outrage brewing over proposed 1,900% beer tax hike
PORTLAND, Ore. -- Five Oregon state lawmakers want to impose a hefty tax on beer and have introduced a bill that brewers say would cripple them.

The world's longest ear hair
HIS ear hair is 25cm long and still growing but Indian grocer Radhakant Baijpai has no intention of trimming it.

Chinese mistress contest takes tragic turn
BEIJING, China (CNN) -- A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep. The businessman and his spurned mistress met in Qingdao, pictured here last August, local media report. But the contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff, Chinese media reported.

News for 02-12-2009
Man runs out of gas after robbing gas station
CAPE HAZE, Fla. (AP) — Authorities said they arrested a man who apparently forgot to fill up when he was robbing a gas station. The Charlotte County Sheriff's Office said a 23-year-old man used a Bowie knife to rob a Cape Haze gas station early Sunday. Deputies said the man pulled the 12-inch blade and demanded money. But when he left, a customer followed him and called 911.

Incest dad's rented flat on e-Bay
ST. POLTEN, Austria, Feb. 10 (UPI) -- A tenant of Josef Fritzl, the Austrian man accused of using his daughter as a sex slave, is offering tourists a chance to stay in his apartment.

Saudi judge sentences pregnant gang-rape victim to 100 lashes for committing adultery
A Saudi judge has ordered a woman should be jailed for a year and receive 100 lashes after she was gang-raped, it was claimed last night.

Police: 10-year-olds tried to sell pot
BURNETTOWN , S.C., Feb. 10 (UPI) -- Police in South Carolina said a pair of 10-year-olds allegedly tried to trade Marijuana for money, bubble gum and pies.

Victim Dragged Under Van Identified as Ecuadorean
NEW YORK (AP) -- A pedestrian killed after he was hit by an SUV, then trapped under another vehicle and dragged nearly 20 miles, was identified Thursday as a 26-year-old Ecuadorean immigrant recently laid off from a construction job.

Husband Left Wife on Floor for 10 Weeks Before She Died, Police Say
MEDICAL LAKE, Wash. — Sheriff's officers have arrested an 82-year-old man after his wife died on the floor of their home, apparently about 10 weeks after she fell out of bed and was unable to get up.

Hackers Steal $9-Million From ATMs, 'Ocean's 11'-Style
If you're one of the many who envision hackers and identity thieves as pitiful, grubby men, slouched behind their computers in their parents' basements, peering at their computer screens with beady, glazed eyes, then the group of hackers that stole $9 million from global ATMs this past November might just put a new image in your mind.

'Joba-The-Not' sentenced for impersonating Yankee
BELMAR, N.J. (AP) - He signed autographs, sweet-talked star-struck women and even scored free food and drinks at bars and restaurants by claiming he was New York Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain.

News for 02-09-2009
Boy allegedly forced to use hands to unclog toilet
EAGAN, Minn. – An elementary school principal could be disciplined for allegedly forcing a 6-year-old boy to unclog a toilet with his bare hands. The principal of Rahn Elementary has been on paid leave since mid-December while the school district investigated a complaint from the boy's parents. The school board proposed disciplinary action on Thursday. The nature of the discipline wasn't made public.

Milkman delivered marijuana to elderly
BURNLEY, England, Feb. 8 (UPI) -- A 72-year-old English milkman who claimed he provided marijuana for customers who needed it to ease their pain has received a suspended sentence.

Fla. Man Issued 50 Traffic Citations in 1 Day
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations -- all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

Driver wins £20,000 for stress over parking tickets and sends bailiffs to collect his money
A motorist sued a council for £20,000 over the stress of receiving four parking tickets. Zun Noon, who refused to pay the four £50 fines, claimed he suffered emotional distress after bailiffs were sent round to reclaim the money.

Man attacks teen with beer can
CRESTVIEW - A 32-year-old man was arrested for battery after he attacked a 16-year-old with a beer can.

Stiff response to sex toy mystery as dildos appear on rural road
RESIDENTS in a rural area of Darwin have renamed their street "Dildo Boulevard" after 30 sex toys were found lying in front of a house on Friday morning.

Lemonade shortage prompts 911 call
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla., Feb. 8 (UPI) -- A 66-year-old man is facing charges for calling 911 to complain that a Florida fast-food restaurant was out of lemonade, police say.

16 illegals sue Arizona rancher
An Arizona man who has waged a 10-year campaign to stop a flood of illegal immigrants from crossing his property is being sued by 16 Mexican nationals who accuse him of conspiring to violate their civil rights when he stopped them at gunpoint on his ranch on the U.S.-Mexico border.

News for 01-30-2009
Robber scared grandmother to death
RALEIGH, N.C. - Larry Whitfield was on foot, his getaway car wrecked, his rookie attempt at robbing a bank thwarted by a set of locked doors, according to detectives. Looking for a place to hide, police say, he found himself inside the home of a frightened old woman.

Pizzeria owner accused of beating man over calzone
PALM COAST — Flagler County authorities said a restaurant owner pistol-whipped and beat a customer who complained that his takeout order was incorrect. The owner of Goomba's Pizzeria was charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon and released on bail.

Study: Women's armpits smell of onions
A Swiss research group says a study it conducted found that women's underarms typically smell like onions, while men's smell like cheese. Firmenich of Geneva, Switzerland, said its research on the armpit sweat of 24 men and 25 women found that women typically release an onion-like smell due to the combination of bacteria and a sulfur-containing compound, The Daily Telegraph said Thursday.

News for 01-27-2009
Boy, 14, Dupes Police, Patrols Chicago for 5 Hours
CHICAGO (AP) -- A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment -- patroling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday.

Woman arrested for overdue library book
INDEPENDENCE, Iowa, Jan. 26 (UPI) -- A woman charged with theft after failing to return a book to an Iowa library said she believes her arrest was "extreme." Shelly Koontz, 39, said she was arrested at her Independence home at 8:30 p.m. Thursday and charged with a misdemeanor count of fifth-degree theft for failing to return "The Freedom Writers Diary" to the Jesup Public Library after checking the book out in April, The (Cedar Rapids, Iowa) Gazette reported Monday.

Man buys used iPod, gets 60 pages of sensitive military data
After purchasing a used iPod, a New Zealand resident found that it wasn't much use for rocking out. Instead of playing MP3s, the gadget contained 60 pages of data on US military personnel, mission briefings, and equipment deployment.

Woman stabs boyfriend during reconciliation dinner
A 47-year-old woman from a small town in northern Sweden has been arrested after stabbing her partner during a romantic get-together designed to repair their rocky relationship.

Car not built to fly, flies onto roof
Emergency services had to rescue a man from his car after he managed to crash it into a church roof in Limbach-Oberfrohna, Germany, today. The 23 year-old from Chemnitz was severely injured in the accident. According to the police the driver missed a turn, ploughed on up a sloping field and then finally 'took off' to land in the church roof.

News for 01-23-2009
Beer more important than knife wound
A man who was stabbed at the York Hotel opted to return to the bar to finish his beer rather than seek medical attention.

News for 01-19-2009
A triple-dog dare: Boy's tongue stuck on pole
HAMMOND, Ind. - In a scene straight out of the movie "A Christmas Story," a 10-year-old boy got his tongue stuck to a metal light pole.

‘Sexting’ surprise: Teens face child porn charges
In an unusual legal case arising from the increasingly popular practice known as “sexting,” six Pennsylvania high school students are facing child pornography charges after three teenage girls allegedly took nude or semi-nude photos of themselves and shared them with male classmates via their cell phones.

Mexico Police Accused of Spray-Painting Teens
MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) -- Four teenagers say police in a northern Mexican town spray-painted their hair, shoes and buttocks to teach them not to paint graffiti on public property.

Hundreds queue up to cash in as ATM machine pays out DOUBLE
In the gloomy days of credit crunch Britain, it was a stroke of luck no one was going to turn down. When a cash machine began issuing customers with double the amount they had requested, the word spread like wildfire.

Man cuts off finger in court over debt
LISBON (Reuters) - A Portuguese businessman said he cut off one of his fingers in court with a butcher's knife in an "act of despair" after a judge refused his offer to settle a 170,000 euro debt and said part of his farm must be sold.

Paramedic molests date-rape drug girl in ambulance
A paramedic called to help a teenage girl after her drink was spiked with a date-rape drug is facing jail for sexually assaulting her in the back of the ambulance.

Cops Tase 54 Year Old Woman For Sitting In Wrong Seat At Football Game
Wisconsin Police were caught on camera tasing a 54 year old woman and confining her to a wheel chair after she sat in the wrong seat at a football game in Madison.

Mich. dad told to pay for child's birth or wed mom
FLINT, Mich. – The state of Michigan is giving a father a choice: pay the medical cost of his daughter's birth or marry the girl's mother.

News for 01-12-2009
Woman plans to sue over knife left in head
JACKSONVILLE, Fla., Jan. 7 (UPI) -- A Florida woman who claims part of a knife was left inside her head after she was stabbed three years ago said she plans to sue the hospital that treated her.

Topless Coffee Shop Approved After Rousing Debate
VASSALBORO, Maine -- Planning officials in Vassalboro unanimously approved Tuesday evening a proposal for a topless coffee shop in their rural town.

Rhode Island Boys Stole Car to Get to School on Time
WOONSOCKET, R.I. — Two Woonsocket High School boys did the right thing by trying to get to school on time. It was the way they got there that police had a problem with. Police tell The Call of Woonsocket the boys ages 15 and 16 stole a car Tuesday morning in order to make it to school on time.

Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It
A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye, authorities said Friday. Andre Thomas told officers he ate it.

Fire Rampages Through $28M Tenn. Castle-Home
JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. (AP) -- A luxurious castle-like home in Johnson City, Tenn., has been badly burned by fierce flames.

Woman posts ad for wedding party
LONDON, Jan. 11 (UPI) -- A Ukrainian woman whose family cannot attend her wedding in London has posted an ad for people to sit on her side of the church. The Telegraph on Sunday reported the unnamed woman posted her ad on the classifieds Web site Gumtree.com for 30 people to sit with her.

Spear fisherman spears self in crotch
aussie fisherman.jpg Aussie spear fisherman Greg Robertson is recovering in hospital after a freak accident in which he speared himself in the groin with a speargun. Yep, that bit made me cross my legs too.

Giant plasma TVs face ban in battle to green Britain
Energy-guzzling flatscreen plasma televisions will soon be banned as part of the battle against climate change, ministers have told The Independent on Sunday.

Man 'stabbed girlfriend to death' in row over kitten's name
A man stabbed his partner to death after a disagreement about naming their new kitten exploded into a fatal argument, a court heard today.

Spurned saleswoman defecates on porch
A spurned saleswoman took her revenge on a housewife who refused to answer the door by defecating on her doorstep. The 31-year-old woman said she refused to answer the door of her Florida home as she didn't recognise the car parked outside. But the suspected Mary Kay cosmetics saleswoman, apparently angered by the snub, decided to leave an unconventional calling card.

Fla. sheriff seeks portly 'ninja' in theft attempt
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.

News for 01-09-2009
Masturbating driver fined for 'bizarre' pleasure cruise
A Darwin man has been fined $2,000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along the Stuart Highway.

Nigeria bikers' vegetable helmets
Motorcyclists in Nigeria have been wearing dried pumpkin shells on their heads to dodge a new law forcing them to wear helmets, authorities say.

NY man wants kidney back in divorce
LONG ISLAND, New York (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - Divorces can get ugly, especially when you're not ready to let go. "There is no deeper pain you can ever express than betrayal from someone who you loved and devoted your whole life to. And I saved her life," said Dr. Richard Batista. Dr. Batista says his wife broke his heart. Now he wants her kidney.

'I tripped and fell ... honest'
SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.

Naked man arrested at Wal-mart
Officers with the Covington Police Department arrested a nude man looking for a fight Sunday at the Wal-Mart on Industrial Boulevard.

Pensioner banned from driving until 3000
Luba Relic had her disqualification increased after being convicted for crashing her Honda Civic in a car park while driving without a licence. The pensioner, who has appeared in court more than 70 times on a variety of charges in recent years, insisted she was a "good driver" and had been unfairly targeted by police.

News for 01-07-2009
New York Man Arrested for Posing as Doctor and Convincing People To Given Themselves Rectal Examinat
New York police have arrested construction worker, John Brady, 49, in a rather odd crime. Brady is accused of calling people and posing as a doctor. He would then convinced them to give themselves a rectal examination while he was on the telephone. He has been charged with second-degree aggravated harassment.

Shoplifting mother caught with parenting book
A 37-year-old Oxford woman was arrested Jan. 2 for allegedly shoplifting a parenting book while accompanied by her two young children.

Skier Suffers Exposure
JANUARY 6--In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning.

News for 01-06-2009
Wife accused of killing husband by 'setting his penis alight'
A MOTHER of three accused of murdering her husband by setting his genitals alight allegedly told neighbours she was a "jealous wife" who had learned he was having an affair, a court heard today.

News for 01-05-2009
Man tries to fool cops by calling 911 during stop
SARASOTA, Fla. – Authorities said a Sarasota man about to be pulled over by police tried to lure officers away by making a fake 911 call. Officers said they were following a 28-year-old man's car Monday to make a traffic stop when they got a 911 call for an armed robbery happening several blocks away.

Ambulancemen ‘decided dying man not worth saving’
Two ambulancemen have been arrested by police after they were heard allegedly discussing whether they should bother to resuscitate a disabled man who had collapsed at home and subsequently died.

Homeless man ordered to wear underpants
WELLINGTON, New Zealand, Jan. 1 (UPI) -- A New Zealand homeless man accused of obscene exposure has been released on bail with one important condition -- he must wear underwear.

Girl, 17, Reports Herself to Police as a Drunken Driver
BISMARCK, N.D. — Police get calls about drunken drivers all the time, but rarely do they come from the alleged offender. A 17-year-old girl in Bismarck called 911 on New Year's Eve "to report herself driving under the influence," police Lt. Randy Ziegler said. "I've never heard of such a thing happening, and neither has anyone here."

Texas Jail Closed for 'Dangerous Conditions,' Guards Could be Indicted
FORT WORTH, Texas — A jail in northern Texas has been closed and its nearly 60 inmates transferred as authorities investigate what they call dangerous conditions for jailers and those behind bars — including cells that locked from the inside or contained recliners.

Conn. man's last lotto ticket wins $10M for widow
DANBURY, Conn. – On the day that Donald Peters died, he unknowingly provided financial security for his wife of 59 years and their family. Peters bought two Connecticut Lottery tickets at a local 7-Eleven store on Nov. 1 as part of a 20-year tradition he shared with his wife Charlotte. Later that day, the 79-year-old retired hat factory worker suffered a fatal heart attack while working in his yard in Danbury.

Dad Ordered to Pay Child Support Kills Son
NEW ORLEANS — A man who initially told police gunmen kidnapped his 2 1/2-year-old son was arrested Saturday, accused of committing an "extremely hideous" murder because he was ordered to pay child support, Police Superintendent Warren Riley said.

Man Discovers Neighbor Is His Long Lost Sister
A brother and sister in England spent 40 years trying to find each other — then discovered they lived only 300 yards apart. Ken Whitty, 64, walked past 62-year-old Yvonne’s house countless times and even saw her in the garden, but did not recognize her.

News for 12-31-2008
Amateur crimefighters are surging in the US
For Mr Invisible, the first and last blow to his burgeoning career as a superhero was an unexpected punch that flattened his nose. “After months of designing my costume, getting my street moves just right, it was my first week out as a Real Life Superhero – and probably my last. This tiny, tiny girl did not like me trying to calm down her screaming boyfriend. She blindsided me, I’m still bruised. It’s dangerous out there,” said the deflated would-be crime fighter last week.

Woman Fights Off Naked Home Invader
TROUTDALE, Ore. -- A naked man fled the home he broke into Tuesday morning after the woman who lives there attacked his genitals, police said.

Bank apologizes for $145B overdraft error
IRVINE, Scotland, Dec. 30 (UPI) -- A Scottish man said his bank has apologized after his online statement showed his account was overdrawn by $145 billion. Donald Moffat, 38, a full-time student and part-time care worker, said his account with bank Barclay's showed two withdrawals Tuesday morning of about $72 billion each, the BBC reported Tuesday.

Vt. Man Wins $650K After Pulling Ticket From Trash
BERLIN, Vt. (AP) -- A Vermont man is $650,000 richer after retrieving a lottery ticket he had been given for Christmas but accidentally threw away. Steven LeClair of Richford got the ticket for the Dec. 24 Tri-State Megabucks drawing as a gift from his mother. But it was in a gift bag that LeClair threw out, not knowing it was inside.

News for 12-29-2008
Wind blows man up tree
A Chinese man had to be rescued by firefighters after he was reportedly blown onto a tree by a strong gust of wind.

Four-legged shoplifter takes $2.79 bone
MURRAY, Utah, Dec. 26 (UPI) -- Workers at a Murray, Utah, grocery store said surveillance video recorded a dog walking into the store and taking a rawhide bone.

Edinburgh Royal Infirmary apologises after baby was born on floor
A pregnant woman was left unattended for hours and had to give birth on a hospital floor despite her desperate appeals for a bed.

Robbers steal marijuana from man's home at gunpoint
FAIRBANKS -- Fairbanks police got an unusual report on Christmas morning. A man told them his marijuana had been stolen at gunpoint.

Priest 'ruins Christmas' for kids
A Catholic priest has been criticised by parents in a city in northern Italy for telling their children that Father Christmas does not really exist.

Man Arrested After Days Spent Unnoticed in Family's Attic
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — A family did not realize they had an unexpected Christmas guest until a man who had been in their attic for days emerged wearing their clothes, police said.

Failed party trick lands Swedish man in burn unit
A Swedish man’s attempt to impress his girlfriend on Friday night backfired, putting him in the hospital with serious burn injuries and facing allegations of endangering the public.

News for 12-23-2008
Mice suspected in deadly cat fire
Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.

Driver banned for having world's most untidy car
Police have banned a woman driver's car from the road - for being too untidy. The Vauxhall Astra was so full of junk, magazines, old clothes and even bits of furniture that they could barely see the driver at it roared down a motorway in Dusseldorf, Germany.

Clown strip searched at airport
A clown wearing colourful pantaloons, huge shoes and a flashing police helmet was strip searched by airport security guards.

'Ecstasy was for my dog'
A TERRITORY businessman who pleaded not guilty to possessing more than 70 ecstasy tablets told Darwin Magistrates Court he thought they were birth control pills for his dog.

Lonely Man Jumps Into Polar Bear's Cage in Berlin
BERLIN (AP) -- A man jumped into the Berlin zoo enclosure of famed polar bear Knut on Monday, but officials were able to keep the animal away from the intruder by distracting him with a leg of beef, police said. The 37-year-old man jumped over a fence into a water-filled ditch at the edge of the bear's enclosure Monday morning, police said in a statement.

Landlord forced to live in neglected home
CLEVELAND, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- A Cleveland judge sentenced a landlord accused of multiple code violations in dozens of rental properties to spend house arrest in one of the neglected units.

No Divorce For Eight-Year-Old
An eight-year-old girl who was married off to a 58-year-old must stay with the man until she reaches puberty, a Saudi court has ruled.

Man with bullet in head goes to work
RIVIERA BEACH, Fla. - A man who was hit by a stray bullet in the back of the head is back at work — with the slug still stuck in his skull. E.T. Strickland, 74, a commercial real estate seller, said the bullet hurts, but not enough to keep him from his job.

Dead man receives calls in grave
NEW YORK, Dec. 21 (UPI) -- New York defense lawyer John Jacobs continues to receive voice-mail messages three years after he was buried with his beloved cell phone.

News for 12-19-2008
Dutch pick penis-shaking term as top word
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands, Dec. 17 (UPI) -- A Dutch dictionary company says Web visitors have voted "swaffelen" -- an English slang verb meaning to swing one's exposed penis -- as the word of the year.

Man's 11 lottery tickets all winners
HAMPTON, Va., Dec. 16 (UPI) -- A Virginia man who bought 11 identical lottery tickets for the same drawing has won $1.1 million from a game with a top prize of $100,000, gaming officials say.

Armed burglars demand man's eggbeater
TAMPA, Fla. – It really must have been a special item. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, two men entered a man's home early Sunday and demanded his eggbeater. One suspect was holding a pistol while the other brandished a knife to the resident's neck.

Stabbing follows spat over TV remote
ST. PAUL, Minn., Dec. 17 (UPI) -- A St. Paul, Minn., woman was being held on $50,000 bail after allegedly stabbing her ex-boyfriend while arguing over control of the TV remote, police said.

Cat given contact lenses
A 15-year-old cat's eyesight has been restored by contact lenses in what's believed to be a medical first.

Smell Like a Burger, Get All the Ladies
Hey ladies, don't you just love a man who smells like charred meat? Burger King has read your thoughts and answered your prayers with FLAME™, a new limited-edition body spray for men.

Father offers daughter to shoe-thrower
CAIRO (Reuters) - An Egyptian man said on Wednesday he was offering his 20-year-old daughter in marriage to Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi, who threw his shoes at U.S. President George W. Bush in Baghdad on Sunday,

Baby born with 'foot in brain'
US surgeons operating on a brain tumour in a baby boy found a tiny foot inside his head. Doctors operated on three-day old Sam Esquibel after finding what looked like a microscopic tumour on an MRI scan. But while removing the growth, they also found a nearly perfect foot and the partial formation of another foot, a hand and a thigh.

Wrong inmate released from Tenn. jail
NASHVILLE, Dec. 18 (UPI) -- A burglary suspect walked out of a Tennessee jail posing as another man with a similar name who had been ordered released on his own recognizance.

News for 12-16-2008
Man Arrested for Throwing Sandwich at Girlfriend
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — Police say a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month.

Gambler sues casino over $900 million binge
CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian gambler who lost millions in a A$1.4 billion ($909 million) gaming spree is suing one of the country's largest casinos, claiming he was targeted by managers despite a known gambling addiction.

Police allege sacked employee killed his former boss
A man has been charged with first-degree murder after a shooting at an office Christmas party in Vancouver Friday.

Woman told to remove Christmas lights
LONDON, Dec. 15 (UPI) -- A British housing association has apologized to a homeowner who was told to remove her Christmas lights so they would not offend non-Christian neighbors.

Woman told to remove Christmas lights
LONDON, Dec. 15 (UPI) -- A British housing association has apologized to a homeowner who was told to remove her Christmas lights so they would not offend non-Christian neighbors.

eBay cancels auction of man's soul
LONDON, Dec. 15 (UPI) -- The Internet site eBay has canceled a British man's auction for his soul. Dante Knoxx, 24, had offered the "used" item for a starting bid of $37,600 or a "Buy it now" price of just more than $1 million, The Daily Mail reported Monday.

Mom says computer Scrabble game swears
LONDON, Dec. 7 (UPI) -- A British mother says she was shocked to discover a Nintendo's Scrabble 2007 game's computer was choosing to play swear words against her 8-year-old son.

Nagging Wife, Sausage Help Man Win $4.2M Lottery
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A ''nagging'' wife who pushed her husband to buy a lottery ticket helped scoop the $4.2 million ($7.7 million New Zealand dollar) first prize -- with only minutes to spare. The man from New Zealand's biggest city, Auckland, bought his ticket just two minutes before ticket sales closed Saturday night.

Santa demands toy ransom
A mystery Santa demanded a toy ransom for an orphanage after pinching a builder's £3,000 digger. Jaroslaw Kryzwonos was ordered to buy £200 of toys for the children's home in Lublin, Poland, in a phone call from a man identifying himself as Father Christmas.

The kiss of deaf - Chinese man ruptures girlfriend's eardrum
BEIJING (Reuters) - A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, local media reported Monday.

Deer Crashes Into Michigan 4th-Grade Classroom
COOPERSVILLE, Mich. (AP) -- A fourth-grade class in Michigan learned firsthand about animal behavior when a deer crashed through a window and into its classroom.

Honest Tenn. woman finds $97,000 in Cracker Barrel restroom, but returns it to owner
MURFREESBORO, Tenn. (AP) — A Murfreesboro woman says she returned $97,000 she claims to have found in a Cracker Barrel restroom, but police said Tuesday they have no report of the find. Billie Watts, 75, told The Daily News Journal that she discovered the money inside a tapestry bag hanging from a hook on a stall door last Thursday.

Police Arrest Man on 'Mission' in Bathroom Ceiling
MOUNTAIN HOME, Ark. (AP) -- Bare footprints on a toilet seat led sheriff's deputies to find a man hidden away inside a Baxter County gas station ceiling, apparently ''on a mission'' to steal, officials said Tuesday.

California KFC workers suspended after bathing in deep sink used to clean dishes
Three employees of a Kentucky Fried Chicken have been suspended for bathing in a deep sink used to clean dishes. The prank was discovered after one of the young women posted photos on a social networking site of the trio posing and cavorting in the steaming water in their underwear and swim wear.

Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona
Arizona Department of Public Safety Detectives have confiscated about 2,118 pounds of marijuana from a truck that appeared identical to a United Parcel Service truck.

No, it's not Santa: Burglar gets stuck in chimney
ST. LOUIS - Santa aside, that trip down the chimney doesn't work so well after all. Police arrested a burglar early Wednesday who spent a harrowing three hours stuck inside the chimney of a pawn shop.

Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox pee
WILLMAR, Minn. - A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

News for 12-15-2008
'Drunk pedestrian' on roof won't come down, seeks more beer
FORT PIERCE — When the Binney Drive resident returned from work Wednesday night, he noticed something that could be considered unusual — a 28-year-old woman drinking beer on his roof.

News for 12-09-2008
Drunk driver had severed fuel nozzle still attached to car
Meet April Westfall (and her green Subaru wagon). The Nevada woman was arrested early yesterday on a drunk driving rap. And while there's nothing special about a 4:30 AM DUI bust, the circumstances of Westfall's arrest are unique.

Man fined for swearing at TV
Plumber Martin Solomon, 62, was heard by neighbours as he shouted 'foul and offensive language' at his TV, magistrates in Stroud, Glos, heard.

Woman arrested after ill-timed smoke break
MUNCIE, Ind. - Police say a Muncie woman was arrested after asking a state trooper whether she could smoke -- and then trying to light up a marijuana joint.

Charred monkey meat found in man's luggage
A passenger has been caught with three charred monkeys in his luggage as he passed through customs. The man had flown into Washington from the African city of Bangui, in the Central African Republic, when he was stopped at Dulles International Airport after a sniffer dog alerted customs officials.

News for 12-08-2008
Woman finds cash-stuffed boots at store
MILWAUKEE, Dec. 7 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin woman says she found a wad of cash in a pair of boots she purchased at a thrift store.

Fla. Authorities Find Grandfather Dead in Freezer
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities responding to a suicide in Florida have made a chilling discovery -- a body stored in a carport freezer.

Woman swept to sea during proposal on Oregon coast
NESKOWIN, Ore. – A romantic marriage proposal on the Oregon coast turned deadly for the bride-to-be when a wave swept her out to sea. Scott Napper had taken 22-year-old Leafil Alforque to Proposal Rock near Neskowin Beach to pop the question at a place that got its name from couples ready to marry. Napper and Alforque had been dating since they met on the Internet in 2005.

Tiny Texas Town Heads to Las Vegas for Vacation
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- The tiny town of Cranfills Gap really needs a vacation. That's why Las Vegas tourism officials decided to fly nearly half the 350 residents to the desert playground for a five-day getaway and publicity stunt.

Dog outside overnight, freezes to sidewalk; survives because of 'layers of fat'
An elderly border collie mix froze to the sidewalk when it was left outside overnight in single-digit temperatures, but the “morbidly obese” dog survived due to insulation from layers of fat, according to the Sheboygan County Humane Society.

Man stabs himself to incriminate ex-friend
SAN CLEMENTE, CA -- A young man who told San Clemente police he was jumped and stabbed apparently made up the story in an effort to get an ex-friend in trouble.

Minn. Teen Girls Charged in Nursing Home Abuse
ALBERT LEA, Minn. (AP) -- Two teenage girls who worked at a nursing home have been charged with abuse, accused of taunting, spitting on and groping residents who suffered from Alzheimer's disease.

Bar sued for toilet seat breakdown
ALLENTOWN, Pa. - A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke.

Smuggler makes ass of himself
A would-be smuggler was arrested after trying to outrun border police with £300,000 of cigarettes in a horse and cart.

Man Allegedly Attacks Speed Camera With Pickax
GLENDALE, Ariz. (AP) -- A 26-year-old man faces criminal charges after being accused of using a pickax to attack a speed enforcement camera recently installed along a Phoenix-area freeway.

Shoplifting Suspect Uses Taser On Wal-Mart Worker
Two suspected shoplifters are arrested after one of them zapped a Wichita Wal-Mart employee with a Taser. Police said that two Wal-Mart workers on Wednesday afternoon confronted a pair of women who tried to leave the store without paying for merchandise. At that point, one of the women fired an electroshock from the Taser.

Street cleaner finds $20,000 shredded
LINCOLN, England, Dec. 4 (UPI) -- A street cleaner in Lincoln, England, says police have allowed him to keep a bag containing an estimated $20,000 in shredded cash he found in a trash bin.

Fla. authorities say intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run
CAPE CORAL, Fla. (AP) _ Authorities in southwest Florida say an intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run. Cape Coral police arrested the 27-year-old man last week, after seeing a pickup truck drive onto a median.

Man Says God Ordered Him to Ram Vehicle at 100 Mph
SAN ANTONIO — A man who rammed his truck into a woman's vehicle on a highway early Friday told authorities he crashed into her while going more than 100 mph because God told him "she needed to be taken off the road."

GPS unit leads car down stairs
TRIESTE, Italy, Dec. 3 (UPI) -- An Italian man said his car's satellite navigation system guided him to make a right turn that led his car to roll down two flights of stairs in Trieste.

Conn. man arrested after allegedly lighting a small charcoal grill inside his apartment
LEDYARD, Conn. (AP) _ Police arrested a 44-year-old man who lit a small charcoal grill inside his apartment, endangering his neighbors. Police charged him with second-degree reckless endangerment after two people became ill.

Throw Christmas Tree: Tannenbaum Used as Weapon
PARRISH, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a Florida man who lives with his parents has been charged with attacking his father with a Christmas tree and its metal stand.

$400,000 found hidden in SUV
BOSTON, Dec. 2 (UPI) -- The Massachusetts State Police said an SUV that was pulled over during a routine traffic stop was found to contain more than $400,000 in a hidden compartment.

News for 12-02-2008
Man beats attacker with giant candy cane
A California man used a 2-foot decorative lawn candy cane to beat and subdue a neighbor who allegedly attacked guests with a knife, police say.

Sperm donor fathers 46 children
A Dutchman known as Europe's most committed sperm donor says he's fathered 46 children and is willing to keep at it.

14 snakes found in woman's bedroom in the Northern Territory
IT WOULD be enough to put phobia sufferers in their grave - 14 carpet pythons slithering around in your bedroom.

The boy with the extra set of teeth
At the age of 5, my son Jayan had a routine set of dental X-rays that showed a disturbing fact. The X-rays revealed that he possessed not one, not two, but three sets of front teeth. There were his baby teeth, his permanent teeth and in between, an extra set. A bonus pair, if you will.

Lucky Kansas Man Wins 2 Vehicles In 10 Days
TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) ― In a span of 10 days, a man learned he won two automobiles in separate contests. Michel Horton picked up his newest ride on Friday, a 2008 "Bon Jovi Special Edition" Saturn Outlook, at a dealership in Topeka. He was notified of the win on Oct. 15.

Student arrested for 'passing gas' at Fla. school
STUART, Fla. – A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he was "passing gas" and turning off his classmates' computers. According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. He then shut off some computers other students were using.

GPS guides Norwegian tourists into trouble in Rio
RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - Three Norwegian tourists came under fire and one was shot after the satellite navigation system in their car guided them straight into one of Rio de Janeiro's most dangerous slums.

Parking space price tag: $500,000
VAIL, Colo., Nov. 25 (UPI) -- A resident of the ski resort town of Vail, Colo., said he is seeking $500,000 for his parking space in the Vail's Founders garage.

Accused drunk driver ends up running over himself
SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) -- A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself. The man was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe hospital and booked in to the Sandoval County detention center on charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated, fleeing a police officer, careless driving and two other outstanding traffic warrants.

Police confused tomatoes for pot
SHIELDAIG, Scotland, Nov. 27 (UPI) -- An elderly Shieldaig, Scotland, woman said police raided her home after mistaking the tomato plants in her window for marijuana.

Disgruntled 8-year-old boy crashes teacher's car
BERLIN (Reuters) - An eight-year-old German schoolboy who wanted to complain to his mother about being sent out of class took his teacher's car and crashed it, police said.

Bank 'robber' actually a cardboard cutout
SOMERVILLE, N.J., Nov. 29 (UPI) -- It appears the 'robber' spotted by police inside a bank in Somerset County, N.J., was actually a cardboard figure, authorities say.

Teen role model reports $10,000 find
FEDERAL WAY, Wash., Nov. 28 (UPI) -- A Washington state teen who turned in a satchel containing a customer's life savings says he wouldn't be much of a Sunday school teacher if he had kept the bag.

Neighbors not saluting 7-story 'flagpole'
CRYSTAL LAKE, Ill., Nov. 28 (UPI) -- Folks in an Illinois community say the 75-foot-tall cell phone tower disguised as a flag pole and planned for a local park isn't going to fool anyone.

News for 11-24-2008
Mom Allegedly Burns 'Wimp' Into Daughter's Neck With Cigarette
MOUNDSVILLE, W.Va. — A West Virginia mother faces charges after being accused of burning the word "wimp" into her 6-year-old daughter's neck.

Lawyer: Alcohol testing device is racist
A lawyer representing a man arrested in Fairfield for drunken driving says the state's breathalyzers discriminate against black people. "They are KKK in a box," said lawyer James O. Ruane of Shelton. "We really have some racist machines here."

Woman Wins $2.4M in Her First Trip to Vegas
HONOLULU (AP) -- A 24-year-old woman, on her first trip to Las Vegas, is worrying less about the nation's economy. That's because Jessica Agbunag won $2.4 million on Wednesday at a Wheel of Fortune slot machine at the California Hotel and Casino.

Rapper gets 20 years after writing shooting song
DUBLIN, Ga. (Map, News) - He shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name. A judge sentenced 25-year-old Rico Todriquez Wright Monday to spend the next 20 years in prison after his victim mentioned the hip hop confession to police.

Teen In Trouble For Hugging Teacher
OLATHE, Kan. -- Olathe, Kan., police are investigating after a 13-year-old student hugged his teacher.

Men plead not guilty to digging up grave
MADISON, Wis., Nov. 20 (UPI) -- Three men charged with attempted theft after they allegedly tried to dig up a grave have pleaded not guilty, said the Grant County, Wis., clerk of courts.

Released prisoner refused to leave
OAK PARK HEIGHTS, Minn., Nov. 20 (UPI) -- Officials with the Minnesota Correctional Facility-Oak Park Heights said they had to call the police after a released prisoner refused to leave prison grounds.

Lost cockatiel spoke to owners on phone
GWERSYLLT, Wales, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- A Gwersyllt, Wales, woman who found a missing cockatiel said the bird uttered its first words in her care when she put it on the phone with its owners.

SAVED BY THE CELL
When Ronald "R.J." Richard jumps on his tractor to do yard work, he normally clips his cell phone to the hip pocket of his overalls.

Octogenarian Charged With Dealing Pain Pills
FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) -- Law enforcement authorities arrested an 81-year-old man who illegally sold powerful prescription pain relievers. The arrest followed a raid on a home Monday by the Alaska Bureau of Alcohol and Drug Enforcement.

Nude photos lost at McDonald's get online
A man is suing McDonald's Corp after he left his mobile phone at one of the chain's restaurants and nude photos of his wife ended up online.

Mailman lauded for withholding junk mail
APEX, N.C., Nov. 22 (UPI) -- Residents along mailman Steve Padgett's route in Apex, N.C., say he's their hero for refusing to deliver at least seven years' worth of junk mail.

Panda attacks man who wanted hug
GUILIN, China, Nov. 22 (UPI) -- A Chinese college student who wanted to hug a panda bear climbed into its pen, but instead of getting a cuddle he was mauled by the animal, officials said.

Mom who lost hands & feet 'so happy to be out' of hospital
A Brooklyn mom was released Friday from the hospital where, she says, a medical bungle turned her into a quadruple amputee.

Oregon Man Shot by Dog During Hunting Trip
PORTLAND, Ore. — Henry Marcum has nothing but kind words for the dog that shot his 23-year-old son this weekend.

News for 11-21-2008
Penis in pasta jar led to police chase
A man caught with his penis in a jar of pasta sauce continued "pleasuring himself" as police tried to wrestle him to the ground, a court has heard.

NC undercover officers use Taser on pallbearer
WILMINGTON, N.C. – Five sheriff's deputies will be disciplined after they used a Taser while serving an arrest warrant on a man at his father's funeral, a North Carolina sheriff said Wednesday.

News for 11-19-2008
Police: Nearly $180,000 in abandoned safe
Police in Lawrence, Mass., said they are investigating the origins of an abandoned safe found with nearly $180,000 inside.

Police: Carjackers couldn't drive manual
KANSAS CITY, Mo., Nov. 18 (UPI) -- Police in Kansas City, Mo., said attempted carjackers were forced to abort their theft when the vehicle turned out to have a manual transmission.

$7,500 Mistakenly Left in Shoes Donated to Goodwill
GLEN CARBON, Ill. — It took some fancy footwork, but a Goodwill store in Illinois has found the owner of $7,500 in cash mistakenly donated with old shoes.

Homeless Man Receives 45 Months, $101M Fine for 2006 California Fires
LOS ANGELES — A homeless man has been sentenced to 45 months in prison and ordered to pay more than $101 million in restitution for starting two fires, including a 2006 blaze that burned more than 163,000 acres in Los Padres National Forest.

City threatens lien over 1-cent bill
ATTLEBORO, Md., Nov. 18 (UPI) -- A 74-year-old blind Massachusetts woman says the city of Attleboro has threatened to put a lien on her home if she doesn't pay an outstanding bill of 1 cent.

8-year-old admits double shooting in police video
ST. JOHNS, Ariz. – An 8-year-old boy accused in the deaths of his father and another man gave police conflicting accounts about the shootings, at one point saying, "I wasn't shooting any guns" before admitting to firing at least two shots at each of the men.

NT woman wakes during surgery but is paralysed and unable to scream
A NORTHERN Territory woman says she will have nightmares for the rest of her life after an horrific operation gone wrong at the Alice Springs Hospital.

Woman: Burglar stole 'everything'
NEW YORK, Nov. 18 (UPI) -- A New York woman said a burglar stole so many large items from her house that he would have needed a moving truck to remain inconspicuous.

German Medic's Account Confirms Hitler Had Only One Testicle
An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one testicle.

Fla. boy allegedly tried to bribe mom
FORT PIERCE, Fla., Nov. 14 (UPI) -- An 11-year-old Fort Pierce, Fla., boy tried to bribe his mother with a $5 bill to refrain from calling the police after he hit her with a saw, police said.

Listeners complain after 'Deport' contest
PERTH, Australia, Nov. 14 (UPI) -- A Perth, Australia, radio station has drawn complaints for a competition that reunited long-lost relatives only to rip them back apart.

Teenage Girl Stabs 5 During Brawl After High School Football Game
STUART, Fla. — Investigators were searching Saturday for a teenage girl they say stabbed five others during a melee that ensued after a high school football game in southeast Florida.

Alabama Man Survives Being Run Over by Eight Train Cars
HUNTSVILLE, Ala — Talk about being lucky — a north Alabama man is alive after being run over by a train on Thursday afternoon. Huntsville Fire and Rescue officials said a train engineer spotted 61-year-old Arnold Romine lying across railroad ties. Witnesses said the conductor sounded the horn and tried to stop the train.

Court hears girl beaten 'just for the hell of it'
WINNIPEG -- A five-year-old girl was beaten bloody with a metal rod and had her face shoved in her own vomit before one final beating left her dead on the family's dirty basement floor, a Manitoba court heard Thursday.

Man arrested in death of neighbor
Denver police have made an arrest in the killing of a neighbor who complained about a loud party.

News for 11-14-2008
Neb. man arrested after allegedly attacking his girlfriend for making him macaroni for dinner
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. (AP) _ An unemployed man faces a domestic assault charge after he allegedly attacked his girlfriend last Saturday for making him macaroni for dinner. Investigator Dale Matuszczak said the woman called for help after locking herself in a bathroom.

Resort plans nude "anything goes" party
CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude "anything goes" party to combat an expected economic downturn, media reports said on Thursday.

Canadian prisoner, too fat for cell, released early
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian prison authorities were forced to release a 450-pound (205 kg) drug gang member this week because he was too large for his cell, the Journal de Montreal newspaper reported on Wednesday.

Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery
SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

Cat home after going missing for 13 years
SANTA ROSA, Calif., Nov. 12 (UPI) -- A Santa Rosa, Calif., couple said their beloved pet cat, George, has finally returned home after he went missing more than 13 years ago.

Former thief makes amends
A Bristol shop has received an apology letter and £100 from a former drug addict who stole 400 cigarettes in 2001.

Portable urinal disguised as golf club
MIAMI BEACH, Fla., Nov. 12 (UPI) -- A Miami Beach, Fla., urologist said he has invented a stealth urinal resembling a golf club for players too busy to stop their game to relieve themselves.

Menu glues dog's jaws together
A Scottish terrier, trained to pick up its mistress' mail, ended up in the hands of an English vet after a fast-food menu glued its teeth together.

Gering boys told to apologize, publicly
GERING, Neb. — Brothers Kip and Cole Russell shivered as the sun set late Wednesday afternoon. The wind picked up, but they knew they weren't going anywhere. Brothers Kip and Cole Russell in Gering with their signs. (To read the signs, click the photo to enlarge it.) The brothers were going to spend the next hour and another hour Thursday publicly apologizing for shoplifting from the nearby Dollar General store in Gering.

Judge awards man $100,000 in false arrest
SOUTH VENICE - A North Port man has been awarded $100,000 for pain and suffering after he was falsely arrested and charged with molesting a 5-year-old neighbor.

172 grandchildren gather for funeral
SALFORD, England, Nov. 13 (UPI) -- The funeral of Maggie Ward in Salford, England, drew a sizeable crowd -- including her 172 grandchildren -- the family said.

News for 11-10-2008
Armless thief steals TV
Police in Germany are hunting a thief with no arms who managed to walk out of a shop with a 24-inch TV.

Woman sues fortune teller for $13,200
NAPLES, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- A Florida woman has filed suit in small claims court to recover $13,200 she paid to a fortune teller.

Heart-op man dies watching porn
Chris Nicholls, 23, collapsed after getting over-excited as he viewed the blue movie in his bedroom, an inquest heard.

Policeman jailed for sex on the job
LONDON (Reuters) - A British police officer who admitted having sex with one woman while on duty and propositioning another after she had been arrested was jailed for four months on Friday.

90-Year-Old Living With 3 Siblings' Bodies
EVANSTON, Ill. (AP) -- A 90-year-old woman apparently has been living in a house with the bodies of her three siblings, one of whom may have been dead since the early 1980s, police in suburban Chicago said.

Runaway teen compacted by recycling truck
MILWAUKEE - A teenage boy has survived after being accidentally dumped into the back of a recycling truck and compacted, police said.

Councilman vows to quit alcohol after public urination bust
Pea-brained Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski swore off booze Sunday - two days after he was busted for urinating on a crowd of revelers at a Washington D.C. nightclub.

Real life Batman faces super test
ISTANBUL - The mayor of Batman, a city recently under scrutiny due to unsolved murders and increasing rates of female suicides, will sue the director of the movie "Batman" movie. Not a superhero with supernatural abilities, or a person wealthy enough to buy high-tech toys to fight evil, but a simple human being named Hüseyin Kalkan, the pro-Kurdish Democratic Society Party mayor of the southeastern city of Batman, declared war against his city’s namesake superhero, Batman.

News for 11-07-2008
Donkey brothel fares well
Two brothers from Sincelejo, tired of being one of the many unemployed on Colombia's Caribbean coast, decided to set up a brothel. In this tropical brothel you won't find a variety of luscious mamis though. Thirty donkeys are available to fulfill the randy man's needs.

BURGLAR ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTING ORGY WITH MANNEQUINS
DEPARTMENT store staff were left shocked after discovering a burglar tucked up in bed with some of their plastic female dummies.

Naked Japan major nabbed with women's underwear
TOKYO (Reuters) – A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women's underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days, a spokeswoman at his base said on Friday.

Alleged drunk driver surprised after Alaska police accuse him of stealing a car
FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) _ A North Pole man was surprised when police accused him of stealing a car from a gentlemen's club in Fairbanks. The man, 27, explained to officers that he was in his Chevy Cavalier. The only problem, police said, was that he was behind the wheel of a Ford Escort.

Jogger Runs Mile With Rabid Fox Locked on Her Arm
PRESCOTT, Ariz. (AP) -- Authorities in Arizona say a jogger attacked by a rabid fox ran a mile with the animal's jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Yavapai County sheriff's office said the woman told deputies she was on a trail near Prescott on Monday when the fox attacked and bit her foot

Branch saves cat in 17-story plunge
MISSISSAUGA, Ontario, Nov. 6 (UPI) -- A cat's last-second grasp of a tree branch is credited with saving its life just before it ended a 17-story fall from an apartment west of Toronto.

Victim drives sleeping rapist to police station
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand rape victim drove her rapist to a police station when he fell asleep in his car after assaulting the woman, local media reported on Wednesday.

9-year-old boy caught driving to grandma's house
TOKYO (Reuters) - A 9-year-old boy was caught driving his parents' car alone after police received a report about an unmanned vehicle moving down the street.

Car impounded after dog drives away from car wash
PRYOR, Okla. (AP) — A dog waiting in a car while at a car wash slipped the vehicle into gear and drove in a loop before the car came to a stop. Pryor police officer Brent Crittenden said the dog's owner was washing the vehicle when the 70-pound pit bull jumped on the dash and somehow shifted the car into reverse.

Careful burglar takes no chances and wears 2 masks
BEAUFORT, S.C. — It could be called the case of the careful cat burglar. Authorities said a man wore not one, but two masks when he broke into a house in Beaufort on Wednesday. The Beaufort Gazette reported the suspect got away with a woman's purse and several other items.

Tampa man allegedly uses grandpa as human shield
TAMPA, Fla. — Authorities said a 22-year-old Tampa man used his grandfather as a shield while he was being arrested. According to an arrest affidavit, the man pulled his 72-year-old grandfather out of a chair and in front of officers Wednesday morning.

Man accused of driving in the buff on interstate
A 30-year-old man faces criminal charges after police said he was spotted driving nude on Interstate 84 in Southbury. Troopers said the man was driving nude on I-84 Wednesday morning near Exit 14, near the state police barracks.

Prayer scared off attempted robber
GREENSBORO, N.C., Nov. 6 (UPI) -- Police in Greensboro, N.C., said a woman scared off an attempted robber by praying too loudly for the suspect's comfort.

News for 11-05-2008
Waiters Given $10,000 Tip
An Omaha restaurant's staff has been treated to an early Christmas after receiving a tip of more than $10,000.

Airline wants extra for prosthetics
LONDON, Nov. 4 (UPI) -- A British double-amputee said a budget airline has told him he will need to pay extra to bring his spare prosthetic legs with him on vacation.

Couple arrested for having sex at Bills game
The call came out early in the third quarter Sunday to investigate numerous complaints of a commotion in a ladies’ restroom across from Section 336 in Ralph Wilson Stadium.

News for 11-04-2008
Diarrhea no excuse for speeding
TRELLEBORG, Sweden, Oct. 31 (UPI) -- A court in Trelleborg, Sweden, has ruled that a woman's diarrhea was not a sufficient reason for her to break the posted speed limit while driving.

Zamboni driver charged with drunk driving
KINGSVILLE, Ont. - A 34-year-old woman from Kingsville, Ont., has been charged with impaired driving - on a Zamboni.

Cat gets new lease on life
A cat brought to the Auburn University College of Veterinary Medicine Friday with a crossbow arrow lodged in its head went home with minor injuries on Tuesday.

Senior interrupts jewelry story robbery
LONDON, Nov. 1 (UPI) -- A senior citizen is said to have thwarted two youths breaking into a jewelry shop in London with sledgehammers.

'Superman' goes bad on Halloween
NEW YORK, Nov. 1 (UPI) -- Superman, the "Man of Steel," Friday night became the "Man of Steal," taking part in a New York home intrusion robbery, police say.

Superg-Looed: Man Stuck To Toilet
A 35-year-old man has been taken to hospital stuck to a public toilet after a prankster covered the seat with glue.

Mom, Daughter Hire Hitman to Kill Dad
MANASSAS, Va. — An 18-year-old Manassas woman has pleaded guilty to arranging with her mother to have her father killed.

Crystal meth found in boy's trick-or-treat bag
RAMSEY, Minn. - When their children returned from Halloween trick-or-treating, a couple found suspected methamphetamine and $85 in cash among their 7-year-old son's Snickers bars and Skittles.

Eighth-Grade Boy Sent Home From School for Jesus Christ Halloween Costume
PARAMUS, N.J. — Dressing up as Jesus Christ for Halloween turned out to be a problem for a northern New Jersey boy.

Texas Mom Throws 4-Year-Old Daughter Into Traffic
AUSTIN — A woman has been charged with child endangerment, a state jail felony, for beating her 4-year-old daughter before throwing her into the path of an oncoming vehicle, police said.

Wrong guy was guest of honor at Mo. wake
BALLWIN, Mo., Nov. 2 (UPI) -- A Missouri family says the toughest part about the wrong body being brought to their father's wake was getting the funeral home staff to believe them.

Couple offer free mortgage for hole-in-one
STILLWATER, Minn., Oct. 30 (UPI) -- A Stillwater, Minn., couple said the mortgage on their for-sale house will be paid off if the buyer makes a hole-in-one at a local golf course.

'Ghost car' racks up tickets
CHICAGO, Nov. 2 (UPI) -- Chicago police say they are investigating how a 1992 Chevrolet Lumina racked up nearly $4,000 in tickets in the year after it was presumed crushed.

Sexy Teacher Strips for Students
A 20-something German teacher was caught on camera (video below) performing a sexy strip tease for her 15 year-old students at a start of term party in Hungary. The teacher, who was meant to be supervising the party, joined in on a game of truth or dare and decided to seductively remove her clothes.

Teen arrested breaking into police station
SYDNEY (Reuters) - The long arm of the law didn't have to reach too far to arrest one Australian teen-ager, who was caught breaking into a police station in the early hours of Monday.

Telecoms worker builds his own plane
A Chinese telecom worker has made a successful test voyage in the plane he built himself from scratch.

Nudists seek clothing-optional voting
LAND O' LAKES, Fla., Oct. 31 (UPI) -- Residents of the clothing-optional Caliente Resorts in Land O' Lakes, Fla., said they are lobbying to create the first clothing-optional U.S. polling place.

Suspect fled into police dog's yard
BRISBANE, Australia, Oct. 31 (UPI) -- Police in Brisbane, Australia, said a fleeing armed robbery suspect made an unlucky move when he hopped into a police dog's yard.

Soup kitchen opens for dogs
BERLIN (Reuters) - A soup kitchen exclusively for dogs has opened its doors in Berlin providing pets of the homeless and unemployed with a free meal, the director of the establishment said on Friday.

multi-millionaire banker has won $1 million (£600,000) a year for life on a lottery scratchcard game
Keenan Altunis, 33, has just left for a Caribbean holiday with his family, which was already booked before his win. He lives in a £750,000 apartment in Clerkenwell, London, with his wife and one-year-old daughter.

Priest and two nuns quizzed by police after beating up a restaurant boss in Italian town
The 49-year-old victim suffered neck and stomach injuries in the attack which also left his restaurant 'looking like a Wild West saloon.' Tables and chairs were overturned and plates smashed during the fracas which erupted over a dispute over ownership of the venue.

News for 11-03-2008
A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

King of fighting crickets arrested
SHANGHAI police have smashed a professional cricket fighting ring in a raid that snared the city's most notorious handler of the insects, state media reported today.

Teenager changes name to Captain Fantastic
A teenager has changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

News for 10-30-2008
Woman guilty of one-eyed drunken driving
OREBRO, Sweden, Oct. 30 (UPI) -- A woman in central Sweden who alleged she drove with one eye closed to avoid double vision is guilty of drunken driving, a court has ruled.

Suspect tries to carjack off-duty officer pursuing him
ORLAND -- A wanted man tried to carjack an off-duty Orland police officer Wednesday morning, who had joined a pursuit of the suspect in his private car.

T-Shirt Banned At Colorado High School
School officials in Louisville, Colo., say they banned a popular T-shirt because the phrasing implied drug use and engaging in sex.

Nurse's 'naughty knickers' were on eBay
LONDON, Oct. 28 (UPI) -- A British nurse who used her hospital e-mail address to sell her underwear on eBay could be barred from hospital premises, officials said.

Woman kicked off train not pantless
MURRAY, Utah, Oct. 28 (UPI) -- The Utah Transit Authority said a woman booted from a train for being nude below the waist turned out to be wearing a miniskirt concealed by her jacket.

Texas Man Found Guilty of Using Home as Sex Club
DUNCANVILLE, Texas (AP) -- A man illegally used his home to run a sex club in his quiet suburban Dallas neighborhood, a municipal jury ruled Tuesday.

Teen Gets Time for Grandma in 'Gangster Rap' Video
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- A Florida teenager has been sentenced to 18 months in juvenile detention for coaxing his senile grandmother into holding a gun and threatening to shoot ''all the pigs'' in a homemade ''gangster rap'' video.

Vietnam Suspends Plan to Ban Small-Chested Drivers
HANOI, Vietnam (AP) -- Faced with mounting public criticism, Vietnam's Health Ministry suspended a widely ridiculed plan to ban short, thin and small-chested drivers.

Police: Children brought to robberies
ALBUQUERQUE, Oct. 30 (UPI) -- Police in Albuquerque, N.M., suspect two children, ages 1 and 4, were likely taken along to robberies allegedly committed by their mother.

News for 10-28-2008
Reluctant groom sets hotel on fire?
TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man set fire to the hotel where he was due to get married at the weekend, rather than go through with the ceremony later the same day, newspaper reports said Monday.

Man drives drunk to protest drunk driving charge
VIENNA (Reuters) – An Austrian man, charged with drink driving, drove to a police station to complain about the charge whilst drunk, officials said on Monday.

Man Urinates on Dog After Owner Spurns Sex
MANITOWOC, Wis. (AP) -- A 36-year-old man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said. Police said the man was arrested early Thursday morning on tentative charges of criminal damage to property and disorderly conduct related to domestic violence.

Meet Mr Green Genes - the world's first glow-in-the-dark cat
His eyes glow ghoulishly in the right light, just like any other cat's - but so do his nostrils, gums and tongue.

Kindergarten Sex Ed Becoming Mandatory in England
LONDON (AP) -- It's a controversial idea in a land known for prudishness about sex -- teaching kids as young as 5 about the birds and bees.

Ohio Woman Gives Birth to Triplet Granddaughters
CLEVELAND (AP) -- Not only has a 56-year-old Ohio woman given birth to triplets, but they're her own granddaughters. Jaci Dalenberg, of Wooster, carried the babies as a surrogate for her daughter, Kim Coseno. The two identical twins and their sister were born by Caesarean section Oct. 11 at the Cleveland Clinic's Hillcrest Hospital in Mayfield Heights and are still in the hospital's care. They were more than two months premature and each weighed less than three pounds.

Colo. Couple Get Marijuana With Order of Tacos
LAKEWOOD, Colo. (AP) -- A Colorado couple found an unusual topping on their order of tacos: a small bag of marijuana.

Up to 50 Teens Exposed to HIV at Missouri High School
NORMANDY, Mo. — Students at a suburban St. Louis high school headed to the gymnasium for HIV testing this week after an infected person told health officials as many as 50 teenagers might have been exposed to the virus that causes AIDS.

Cannibal cult mother who skinned son and made him eat his own flesh gets 9 years in jail
Klara Mauerova, 31 - a member of a sinister religious cult and her sister Katerina led the sickening torture of her eight-year-old son Ondrej and his ten year-old brother Jakub.

12 teenagers die after having alcohol-made drink in Indonesia
JAKARTA, Sept. 11 (Xinhua) -- Twelve teenagers died and 10 others were having medical treatment in hospitals and their homes after they consumed alcohol-brewed drink on Monday in Indramayu regency of West Java province in Indonesia, the local police spokesman named only Suhiro said on Thursday.

HORROR 'ABUSE' BY COPS
A gang of rogue cops clobbered a Brooklyn man they saw smoking a joint, then sodomized him with a walkie-talkie antenna during a broad-daylight attack in a subway station, law-enforcement sources and the victim's lawyer said yesterday.

Feds disrupt skinhead plot to assassinate Obama
WASHINGTON – Two white supremacists allegedly plotted to go on a national killing spree, shooting and decapitating black people and ultimately targeting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, federal authorities said Monday.

Man Shot, Robbed of Final Paycheck on Day He's Laid Off
DETROIT — A 37-year-old man who had been laid off from his job at a plant in Saginaw was shot in Detroit by a robber who made off with about $1,700 — the sum of the victim's final paycheck from his job.

Car shows porn on dashboard display
WINDSOR, Ontario, Oct. 24 (UPI) -- A Canadian pizza delivery driver in Windsor, Ontario, says his car's wireless rear-view camera system shows pornography when he drives on a certain street.

German police seek speeding British Muppet
German traffic police have been left looking like proper muppets by a British prankster. An Audi TT with British registration plates has been repeatedly caught speeding on roads in the Bavarian city of Bayreuth. But because continental speed cameras are set up for left-hand drive vehicles, the cameras keep missing the driver’s face.

News for 10-27-2008
The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds. The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.

Near-nude man runs down street firing crackers from head
A MAN running down the street in nothing but underwear and a bike helmet adorned with exploding fire crackers caused a stir in Mt Isa last night.

Train delayed after man gets arm stuck in toilet
A high-speed TGV train en route to Paris was delayed for over two hours after a passenger got his arm stuck in the toilet, France Info radio reported today.

News for 10-23-2008
'Drunk' pilot is arrested on jet
AN airline pilot was arrested in a jet’s cockpit minutes before take-off yesterday on suspicion of being DRUNK.

Robbery suspect escapes with cash, leaves thumb
WASHINGTON – Police said a man suspected in an armed robbery at an alleged brothel in Washington's Columbia Heights neighborhood left some evidence at the scene — his thumb.

Police Say Fake Cop Busted After Stopping Real One
z was arrested Tuesday after pulling over an off-duty Hartford police lieutenant.

Woman fails driving test - after four gins
A woman was disqualified from her driving test after she failed a breath-test - on the written section of her exam.

Self-avowed racist accused of biting child, casting black magic "spells"
MUNCIE -- A rural Muncie man who last year proclaimed his hatred for blacks and Jews on the steps of city hall has been accused of repeatedly biting a 9-year-old boy.

Police arrest naked burglary suspect
LONDON (Reuters) - A naked man was arrested on suspicion of burglary Wednesday after getting stuck in the chimney of the Tesco store he was allegedly trying to steal from, police said.

New York Woman, 76, Arrested for 73rd Time When Wallet Disappears
NEW YORK — A 76-year-old woman who gave her address as 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. has been arrested for the 73rd time in almost four decades, this time on charges of stealing a police decoy wallet in a supermarket and stuffing it in her bra.

"General Custer" Mustache Gets Cop Suspended
Toledo, OH (WSPD-AM) - An Ohio Police officer will spend three days at home on unpaid suspension for not trimming back his "General Custer" style mustache.

News for 10-21-2008
Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

Man In Gorilla Suit Wins Bet, But Gets Arrested
A man who went to buy cigarettes in a gorilla suit to win a bet with his girlfriend is now being accused of receiving stolen property. Altoona police said they noticed a 20-year-old man walking down the city's Sixth Avenue just after midnight on Wednesday dressed as an ape.

Pa. Man Chews Through Belly-Busting, 15-Lb. Burger
CLEARFIELD, Pa. (AP) -- It took Brad Sciullo 4 hours and 39 minutes to finish a marathon. A meat marathon, that is. The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser: a 15-pound burger with toppings and a bun that brought the total weight to 20.2 pounds.

Suspected robber uses stolen cell phone; nabbed when family member calls and gets victim
RENO, Nev. (AP) _ A suspected robber was arrested after he used a stolen cell phone to call a relative, and the relative later called back and instead got the victim who had transferred the number to a new phone, police said Thursday.

Bank wants $280,000 back
Altoona man arraigned on theft, receiving stolen property charges. The Altoona man who unexpectedly found an extra $280,000 in his bank account late last year - and proceeded to spend more than half of it - has been charged with theft and receiving stolen property.

Drinking mom asks daughter, 9, to drive
TORONTO (Reuters) - An Ontario woman was charged with a traffic violation after having her nine-year-old daughter drive her home following a night of drinking.

Father takes son to court for idleness
LAGOS (Reuters) - A father took his 20-year old son to an Islamic court in northern Nigeria for idleness, asking that he be sent to prison for refusing to engage in productive activities, state news agency NAN said Friday.

Father takes son to court for idleness
LAGOS (Reuters) - A father took his 20-year old son to an Islamic court in northern Nigeria for idleness, asking that he be sent to prison for refusing to engage in productive activities, state news agency NAN said Friday.

World record sandwich? Iranians eat evidence
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran failed Friday to register what it said would be the world's largest sandwich in the Guinness book of World Records after people rushed forward and began eating it -- before it was measured.

British Burglar Says 'Sorry' With Flowers
LONDON (AP) -- A repentant robber in England sent his elderly victim a bouquet of flowers to apologize for frightening her, police said Friday. A 91-year-old woman received the flowers and a note after confronting a burglar in her home around 4 a.m. on Oct. 9, police said.

Colorado woman claims she shot her husband in the knee after he begged her to do it
CENTENNIAL, Colo. (AP) _ Authorities said a woman who shot her husband in the knee won't face charges because he begged her to do it. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's office said a 35-year-old woman accused her husband of being drunk and becoming violent during an argument.

Wallet Missing More Than 60 Years Returned To Family
MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. -- More than 60 years after Mary Ruth Justice's wallet disappeared, her family returned to Georgia College & State University to claim it.

89-Year-Old Woman Arrested For Taking Ball
BLUE ASH, Ohio -- She took a teenager's ball and wouldn't give it back. Now 89 year-old Edna Jester from Blue Ash is facing charges.

Cannibal chef given life sentence
A chef who stabbed his lover to death before cutting flesh off his thigh and cooking and eating it has been jailed.

Fla. woman chooses to go jail over $7.45 bill
FORT PIERCE, Fla. – A woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a Fort Pierce Waffle House restaurant. The total she went to jail over: $7.45. According to a police report, Maryanne O'Neill, 66, ordered coffee and a sandwich at a Waffle House restaurant on Saturday but refused to pay the bill.

Snake spoils woman's fashion contest fun
CANBERRA (Reuters) - A woman voted best-dressed at an Australian fashion contest was unable to collect her prize after she was bitten by a deadly snake, local media said on Monday.

Dead Bear Covered With Obama Signs Found at School
CULLOWHEE, N.C. (AP) -- Police at Western Carolina University and wildlife officials were investigating the discovery early Monday of a dead bear cub draped with a pair of Barack Obama campaign signs.

News for 10-16-2008
Judge rules sex act (Tea Bagging) not a party prank
CALGARY -- Placing his genitals on the face of a passed out minor wasn't simply a prank, a judge said yesterday in jailing a former Calgary man.

Idaho Mother Gets 10-Year Sentence After Boyfriend Impregnates 9-Year-Old Daughter
IDAHO FALLS, Idaho — An eastern Idaho woman whose boyfriend impregnated her 9-year-old daughter has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Dozens get gas in Wis. for 35 cents after mistake
Sure, gas prices have come down lately. But to 34.9 cents a gallon? That's what Kelly Joosten and dozens of other motorists paid at a Citgo station Monday. The sign advertised $3.43 for a gallon of premium fuel, but the pump cost read $0.349 a gallon.

32 Cats, Note From Ill Owner Left With Ala. Vets
OPELIKA, Ala. (AP) -- Five veterinary clinics in eastern Alabama received 32 surprises in the last week: Healthy cats in containers and carriers, along with notes from an anonymous donor saying she is dying from cancer.

Daughter, Grandson Allegedly Cremate Dead California Woman, Steal Her Retirement Checks
An elderly California grandmother allegedly was cremated in her backyard by her daughter and grandson, who then cashed her monthly retirement checks for nearly a year, authorities say.

Judge Tosses Hair Dye Lawsuit for Blonde Who Had Less Fun as Brunette
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A judge has brushed off a Connecticut woman's claim that L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.

Suit against God thrown out over lack of address
LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served due to his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

Man making kebabs next to corpse
LONDON (Reuters) - A man discovered making kebabs near a corpse has been banned from managing food businesses and fined 3,800 pounds, Wolverhampton City Council said Tuesday.

Man tries to pay for meal with pot
VERO BEACH, Fla. - A McDonald's cashier called 911 after a Vero Beach drive-thru customer allegedly offered to pay for his meal with marijuana. The Indian River County Sheriff's Office said the cashier called Monday with a description of the vehicle the suspect had been riding in.

Police test horse for alcohol
Traffic police in Romania tested a horse for alcohol after the cart it was pulling hit a man who was sitting on a bench.

Patient plays banjo during brain surgery
A musician who underwent brain surgery to treat a hand tremor played his banjo throughout to test the success of the procedure.

Man Wins Contest With 1, 528-Pound Pumpkin
HALF MOON BAY, Calif. (AP) -- Thad Starr's giant pumpkin really began putting on weight in August -- a lot of weight. The pumpkin gained about 30 pounds a day on its way to victory Monday at the Safeway World Championship Pumpkin Weigh-off in Half Moon Bay. Starr's pumpkin finished at a record 1,528 pounds.

Texas Teacher Offered Better Grade for Sex
ABILENE, Texas (AP) -- A teacher initially placed on leave over a book controversy has been charged with trying to have sexual contact with three students, allegedly even asking one girl what she would do for a better grade.

Fat Boy, the pony who got drunk on fermented apples and fell into a swimming pool
It was not Fat Boy the pony's best night. First he ate so many fermented apples that he became drunk.

News for 10-13-2008
Strong-Arm Robber in Mich. Ends Up $30 in the Hole
WARREN, Mich. (AP) -- Police said a strong-arm robber got locked in a chokehold by his intended victim and ended up $30 in the hole. Police in the Detroit suburb of Warren said the robber approached a 36-year-old man and demanded money on Tuesday night.

Girl, 15, Faces Child Porn Charges for Nude Cell Phone Pictures of Herself
NEWARK, Ohio — Central Ohio authorities have filed felony charges against a 15-year-old girl accused of taking nude cell phone photos of herself and sending them to high school classmates.

Michigan Teacher Made Seventh-Graders Strip to Underwear in Search of Stolen $42
DETROIT — Three seventh-grade girls at a school in Monroe were ordered to strip to their underwear while a teacher investigated the alleged theft of $42, their parents charge.

Woman Allegedly Dumps Hot Water On Hubby's Groin
BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) ― Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

Judge sentences rap music fan to Bach, Beethoven
URBANA, Ohio—A defendant had a hard time facing the music. Andrew Vactor was facing a $150 fine for playing rap music too loudly on his car stereo in July. But a judge offered to reduce that to $35 if Vactor spent 20 hours listening to classical music by the likes of Bach, Beethoven and Chopin.

Boy, 4, Growing Second Skeleton
A 4-year-old boy in Watertown, N.Y., is growing an extra skeleton due to a rare genetic condition, the Watertown Daily Times reported Thursday.

Dad says he was asleep during sex
SELKIRK, Man. -- A Manitoba man is suing the mother of his child, claiming he shouldn't have to pay child support because he was asleep when she had sex with him.

Man sells wife's breast milk online
A Chinese man is selling his wife's excess breast milk online because he doesn't want it to go to waste.

Brown lawn means jail time
BAYONET POINT — On Friday morning, Joseph Prudente put on a pair of shorts and his "Grandpa Gone Wild" T-shirt. He took off his wedding band and put his heart medication in a plastic Wal-Mart bag.

Rattlesnake in mailbox bites mailman
NEW TAMPA - A mail carrier is recovering after being bitten by a poisonous rattlesnake that was hidden in a mailbox.

News for 10-10-2008
Burned! Washington state woman shot by stove
A woman in Washington state says her cast-iron stove shot her in the leg. Cory Davis tells the Peninsula Daily News that she had just stoked the heating stove in her home Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf.

Worries After 30 Lesbians Impregnated by the Same Man
Unregulated sperm donation is leading to unusual situations in which the children of lesbians are mixing socially — creating a risk of incest. One of South Australia's foremost experts in reproductive technology - Andrew Dutney - said that in one reported case, about 30 lesbians were impregnated by sperm from one man, the Advertiser reported.

Alleged Des Moines burglar challenges victim to fight; winner takes all
A man who is alleged to have taken another man's property from his house in a recent burglary has challenged the victim of the crime to a fight, Des Moines police are reporting this morning. The winner takes all.

BRITAIN'S oldest virgin celebrates her 105th birthday
BRITAIN'S oldest virgin who celebrates her 105th birthday this weekend says no sex is the secret to her long life.

Man shot prostitute in the back because she got tired
A 20-year-old man shot a prostitute in the back because she got tired after having sex for 10 minutes, according to a recently released search warrant.

Man opts for 'I was stupid' sign outside plant
EAU CLAIRE, Wis. - A man who caused damage at a waste water treatment plant in Eau Claire has decided to pick public humiliation over jail time to pay for his crime.

News for 10-08-2008
Defendant: ‘Guilty, I guess’
An Aspen man who was arrested in May for driving drunk and carrying a jar of cocaine entered a guilty plea yesterday for possession of marijuana, which he was not accused of.

Man Whose Girlfriend Was Stuck to Toilet Wins Lottery Jackpot Twice
A Kansas man whose girlfriend was physically stuck to the toilet in their home wins $20,000 in the state Lottery, for the second time this year.

Ex attacks over possum custody, police say it's not OK
A woman was arrested after she kicked in the door of her ex-partner's home, then kicked him, in a dispute over custody of a possum.

Elgin mom might have used nude photos of teen to mend breakup
Police are investigating whether an Elgin woman used nude photos of her daughter's 13-year-old ex-boyfriend as blackmail to get the two back together.

Man picks up 'dead' fox, wrecks after it revives
Tommy Fox was driving home from his job in Dover Wednesday at about 11 p.m. when a beautiful red fox dashed in front of his SUV. After he ran over the fox, he stopped his GMC Jimmy to get the fox to cut off its tail for a souvenir, and he put it in the back seat, said Dale Grandstaff, a Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency wildlife officer.

Female Fan's Kiss Ends Music Concert in Kuwait
KUWAIT CITY (AP) -- A Kuwaiti official says authorities abruptly ended a music concert by an Egyptian singer in this conservative Muslim country when a young female fan jumped on stage, hugged the male singer and gave him a kiss.

86 cats rescued from 2-bedroom Colo. condo
GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. - A Glenwood Springs animal shelter was trying to find homes for 86 cats rescued from a two-bedroom condominium. The Colorado Animal Rescue Shelter received the cats on Wednesday. Since then, workers have been scrambling to accommodate the animals at area shelters and homes.

Snake bites sleeping teen in bed
A TEENAGE girl woke when a snake that had slithered into her bed and wrapped itself around her neck bit her on the arm.

Authorities say man skipped jury duty to drink
JACKSON, Mo. - Curtis Lemons was supposed to report for jury duty in a drunk driving case. Instead, according to authorities, the 50-year-old Cape Girardeau man skipped the jury duty so he could drink himself.

Ex-Mich. Teacher Gets 180 Days for Upskirt Photos
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) -- A former Michigan teacher convicted of trying to take photos up a 15-year-old student's skirt during class has been sentenced to 180 days in jail.

Woman was mistakenly declared dead
When Louis Johnson brought his wife to the emergency room on May 6, 2007, he didn't think they would be there long -- she just had a bad case of indigestion.

9 From Roswell, NM, Claim $200M Powerball Jackpot
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) -- Roswell, N.M., is usually more associated with little green men than with greenbacks. But nine residents brought different attention to the town Friday when they claimed a Powerball jackpot worth more than $200 million.

Boy feeds Aussie zoo's animals to croc
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- A 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday.

Couple too heavy for plane to take off
A couple who weighed 38 stone (531 lbs) between them were told they were too heavy for their plane to take off.

Man Sets In-Laws on Fire
VIENNA, Austria (AP) -- A man killed his parents-in-law by setting them on fire with a homemade flame-thrower, Austrian police said Saturday.

Washington High School Student Charged With Assault in Peanut Butter Bullying Case
WENATCHEE, Wash. — A 19-year-old accused of smearing peanut butter on the forehead of a fellow high school student with a peanut allergy has been charged with assault.

News for 10-07-2008
10-year-old crashes car; Bristol man and woman charged
BLOUNTVILLE — A 10-year-old boy reportedly driving almost 90 mph crashed a van Sunday and sent five people to the hospital. A Bristol man and woman who were in the van are facing numerous criminal charges.

News for 10-03-2008
Man arrested after excessive horn blowing
GLENS FALLS, N.Y. - Sometimes, blowing your own horn is too much of a good thing. Glen Falls police said an upstate New York driver who was stopped for blowing his vehicle's horn excessively was charged with driving while intoxicated.

Mom who took teens to gang fight denies wrongdoing
LONG BEACH, Calif. (AP) -- A California woman accused of driving her teenage son and his friends to confront a rival gang insists she didn't plan for a 13-year-old boy to die in the fight.

Tenn. bus driver accused of DUI with kids aboard
LOUDON, Tenn. (AP) -- Police in eastern Tennessee say they found a school bus driver passed out behind the wheel of a loaded bus that was stopped in the middle of a road.

Man swings machete in parking dispute
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man became so angry in an argument with a taxi driver over parking that he struck him on the head with a machete and chopped off the man's finger.

Teen robbed by topless blondes
A Florida teenager claims he was attacked and robbed by four topless blonde women on his way to work.

Man Arrested After Fireworks Ignite Inside Car
A Central Falls man faces criminal charges after the cigarette he was smoking inside a car apparently ignited fireworks. Police arrested a 28-year-old man on Sunday after an officer found a black 1997 Infinity smoking in the middle of the street.

Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex
FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.

Wisconsin man burns his hands after using lighter while trying to siphon gas from a van
MUKWONAGO, Wis. (AP) _ Police said a man was arrested after he used a cigarette lighter while trying to siphon gasoline from a van. The man, who was visiting friends, went to drive home early Saturday but realized that he didn't have enough gas in his SUV.

£150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC
FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”

News for 10-01-2008
Judges: Sheep sex doesn't make man a sex offender
A Calhoun County man who sodomized a sheep will not have to register as a sex offender because the sheep cannot be considered a victim of sexual assault under Michigan law, a court ruled this week.

Bride Gives Birth During Wedding
Emma Lowdon's contractions began as she tied the knot with her partner Sean Allum, 35, but she was determined to finish the service.

Aussie exposes online poker rip-off
Detective work by an Australian online poker player has uncovered a $US10 million cheating scandal at two major poker websites and triggered a $US75 million legal claim.

News for 09-30-2008
Iowa man faces charges after hugging officer
IOWA CITY, Iowa - A hug has landed an Iowa City man in hot water. An Iowa City man who thought a police officer just "needed a hug" faces several charges including assault on a peace officer and public intoxication.

New York tenants say landlord used dead cats to push them out of building
NEW YORK (AP) _ Tenants of a Brooklyn building said their landlord came up with a new idea for how to kick them out: Let the smell of the cats out of the bag. Dead cats, that is.

Teen killed woman, used stolen $6 for beer
PALM BAY, Fla. (AP) -- A Florida teenager told police Monday that he slashed a woman to death during a burglary and a witness said the teen used the $6 he stole during the burglary to buy beer.

Man Accused of Killing, Cooking Ex on Barbecue to Stand Trial
Timothy Wayne Shepherd, 28, confessed last year to strangling Texas A&M student Tynesha Stewart, 19, last year, and now faces trial for the murder, the Houston Chronicle reports.

Girl who bleeds without being cut baffles doctors
Twinkle Dwivedi, 13, has a strange disorder which means she loses blood through her skin without being cut or scratched.

Owner saves dog from shark's jaws
ISLAMORADA -- Greg LeNoir watched in horror as the shark's mouth opened wide, chomping a large set of teeth on his beloved 14-pound dog, Jake.

Student celebrates $12 million lottery win
LONDON (Reuters) - The credit crisis and tight student budgets hold no fears for a British teenager who won 7 million pounds ($12.68 million) on the Lottery.

Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit
Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.

Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut
BALTIMORE – A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.

News for 09-29-2008
Teen Tried To Kill Mom For Breast Implants
FOUNTAIN, Colo. (AP) ― A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.

Cops nab motorist who owes $1.9M in traffic fines
SAO PAULO, Brazil—Brazilian police reportedly have caught up with a motorist who owes the equivalent of nearly $2 million in unpaid traffic fines. Folha OnLine said police stopped a 36-year-old man on Wednesday night and discovered he has been ticketed nearly 1,000 times since 2001, the year he bought his current car.

Man accused of posing as Dodger on field
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A man faces criminal charges for allegedly stealing a uniform from Dodger Stadium and posing as one of the team's players.

Iowa college apologizes for offensive typo
DES MOINES, Iowa - The president of an Iowa college says he's sorry about an unfortunate and offensive typo in a school handbook.

Couple say home's ex - owner tried to scare them out
GAHANNA, Ohio (AP) -- John and Jamie Petree couldn't believe their luck. The home they bought in this Columbus suburb was near family and quality schools. Its huge backyard promised years of afternoon fun for their 2-year-old daughter and about-to-be-born son.

Stunned Utah Resident Billed for 1.4 Million Gallons of Water
OGDEN, Utah — A Utah homeowner was billed for 1.4 million gallons of water for part of last winter, and even though Rick Baur disputes it, he paid the bill.

Aspiring Chef Dies After Eating Red-Hot Chili Sauce as a Dare
An aspiring chef died after eating a super-hot chilli sauce as part of an endurance competition with a friend.

Devout Muslim sues Tesco for making him carry alcohol
A Muslim who claims he did not know Tesco sold alcohol is suing the store for religious discrimination after having to carry crates of drink as part of his job.

Man Sues, Says Doctors Amputated Penis Without His Consent
A Kentucky man who claims his penis was removed without his consent during what was supposed to be a circumcision has sued the doctor who performed the surgery.

Arizona Fraternity's Vomit Prank Blamed for Car Crash
TEMPE, Ariz. — Police say members of an Arizona State University fraternity vomited milk from a campus bridge and caused a car crash that injured two people.

Father Buys Beer for 4-Year-Old Son
FOND DU LAC, Wis. -- A father who bought a beer for his 4-year-old son at the Fond du Lac County Fair and shared it with the boy's 2-year-old sibling is cited after becoming belligerent when he was approached by police.

Man arrested for stuffing dead animals in lockers
DUBLIN, Calif.—Police have arrested a 20-year-old man on suspicion of stealing dead animals from a veterinary hospital morgue and stuffing them into empty lockers at a Bay Area high school.

Father drops off 9 kids under Neb. safe haven law
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — Nine children were left at a hospital by their father late Wednesday under the state's new safe haven law, a move officials say illustrates the problems many feared when the rule went into effect.

Man hit by truck, then ticketed for jaywalking
BOISE, Idaho — A man who was hit by a truck near the city's downtown was also slapped with a citation. Boise police ticketed Ebrahim Balah, 62, for jaywalking shortly after the accident Wednesday.

Woman Strikes Husband With Hammer, Calling Him ''an Alien''
Round Lake Beach, IL. -- A north suburban woman who hit her husband on the head with a hammer said she thought he was an alien, police said Friday.

News for 09-25-2008
Man admits to pants-less doughnut run
YORKTOWN, N.Y. - A man who took his pants off before going out for doughnuts at a shop just north of New York City has pleaded guilty to public lewdness. John Greco admits he exposed his genitals in February while placing an order at a Dunkin Donuts drive-through in Yorktown.

London's Olympic Park toilets to turn away from Mecca out of respect for Islamic law
Toilet facilities are being built at London's Olympic Park so Muslims will not have to face Mecca while sitting on the loo.

Man Passes Gas, Charged with Battery on Officer
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

News for 09-24-2008
Neb. college town legislators ban the porch couch
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Relaxing on the porch in a ratty recliner might not be allowed in Lincoln any longer. The city council voted 5-2 Monday to ban porch couches and other indoor furniture used outside.

Son's advice becomes dad's sentence for stealing
KALAMAZOO, Mich - A judge has decided the best punishment for a man found guilty of stealing should be to take his son's words to heart—and wear them on his sleeve.

Italian pet owners face fines on dog mess tests
ROME (Reuters) - Dog excrement used to be merely a nuisance to pedestrians, now it could be used as evidence against pet owners and may lead to fines.

15 train robbers killed by poison gas
GUWAHATI, India (Reuters) - At least 15 Indian train robbers looking to steal diesel from a freight carriage died Saturday after inhaling poison gas stored in another tank they accidentally broke open, police said.

Pockets full of jewels and panties, suspected Ceres burglar is 'debriefed'
A 24-year-old Ceres man with his pockets full of jewelry and women's underwear was arrested late Saturday after being chased from a home authorities say he was burglarizing.

KINKY BID TO BE TAX XXX-EMPT
This was not the "happy ending" William Halby was looking for. The 77-year-old Brooklyn lawyer owes tens of thousands of dollars in back taxes for wrongly deducting more than $300,000 in prostitutes, porn, sex toys and erotic massages, a state tax judge ruled yesterday. The ruling came despite the meticulous efforts of Halby - a tax lawyer - to prove the deductions were reasonable medical expenses in his effort to fight depression and erectile dysfunction brought on by age.

News for 09-22-2008
Illinois woman accused of bartending in the buff
DELHI, Ill. (AP) -- Here's a tip: Bartending nude can get you arrested. Sheriff's deputies doing a routine check this week at a southern Illinois bar say they discovered a not-so-routine sight. Authorities allege that 33-year-old Janet Brannon was naked while serving bar patrons at the Cabin Tavern in Delhi.

Man convicted of stealing from toddler's piggy bank
SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) - A man has been convicted of sneaking into a 2-year-old girl's bedroom and stealing $20 from a piggy bank while she slept and was sentenced to six years in prison. Four-time convicted burglar Ryan Mueller, 31, was convicted Thursday after a two-day jury trial of felony burglary as a repeat offender.

Bankruptcy judge orders victim to pay back thief
NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) -- Mark Poveromo feels ripped off twice over. A judge ordered him to repay money he collected from a builder convicted of stealing from him -- and told him to kick in the thief's attorney fees and court costs, too.

Accused Up-The-Skirt Photographer Nabbed When Victim 'Snaps' Back
NEW YORK — Police arrested a man accused of taking a cell phone picture under a subway rider's skirt after the victim said she used her own phone to snap back.

Okla. students brag on MySpace about party business; tax commission sends them $320,000 bill
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) _ Be careful when you boast. Oklahoma college students who bragged on MySpace that their party business had served thousands of revelers have been hit with a state tax bill of $320,000.

Woman whose dogs mauled neighbor gets 15 to life
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- A judge has sentenced a dog owner to 15 years to life in prison, seven years after her canines fatally mauled her neighbor in an upscale San Francisco neighborhood.

Grisly find: Dog brings child's foot to Ala. home
RUSSELLVILLE, Ala. (AP) -- A family dog brought home a child's severed foot, but searchers combing surrounding woods in northwest Alabama found no signs of any other remains and don't know where the child might be.

Mom finds hungry stranger snoring in son's bed
BILLINGS, Mont. - A man was charged with burglary after he allegedly broke into a home, ate cheese from the refrigerator, made a mess in a bathroom and fell asleep on a child's bed.

News for 09-19-2008
Hotel fires philandering male staff
ISTANBUL (Reuters) - A small hotel on Turkey's Mediterranean coast has fired all its male employees for repeatedly having affairs with foreign female guests, the manager said on Wednesday.

Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Update: Man who cleaned public restroom gets plunger award
SAUGATUCK, Mich. (AP) -- Steve Oswald isn't getting back the $156.94 he charged the city for cleaning a public bathroom. However, he did get the attention of city officials who promised to take better care of the bathroom -- and honored his efforts Tuesday with the Golden Plunger Award.

Fish found in boy's penis
A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

World's oldest man has 113th birthday in Japan
TOKYO (AP) -- The world's oldest man celebrated his 113th birthday Thursday in southern Japan, telling reporters he wants to live another five years. Tomoji Tanabe, who was born Sept. 18, 1895, received birthday gifts, flowers and $1,000 cash from the mayor of his hometown of Miyakonojo, on Japan's southern island of Kyushu.

North Idaho woman faces hard time over spilt soda
The Bush administration's top attorney in Idaho is bringing charges against a North Idaho woman for refusing to pay for a Diet Coke and then pouring it out on a counter at a cafeteria at the Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Boise.

Pub offers pantiless women free drinks
An Australian pub once criticized for employing a dwarf to pour liquor down patrons’ throats is now offering free drinks to women customers who take off their underwear.

World's youngest sex change star
A GIRL believed to be the youngest person in the world to have a sex change is set to become a pop star.

Actor killed cat in jealous rage
NEW YORK - A trial has begun in the case of a baseball player-turned-actor accused of brutally killing a cat in a jealous rage after complaining that his ex-girlfriend cared more for the feline than she did for him.

Use cattle prod on unemployed, says Australian politician
SYDNEY (AFP) - An Australian politician has used his first speech to parliament to call for unemployed idlers to be stung with a cattle prod to get them to work.

Winner of free funeral in Italy 'has not claimed prize'
ROME (AFP) - The winner of a free funeral has not turned up to claim his prize after ticket number 11 was chosen in a raffle in southern Italy, an Italian newspaper reported Tuesday.

Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with human breast milk
The owner of the Storchen restaurant in the exclusive Winterthur resort will improve his menu with local specialities such as meat stew and various soups and sauces containing at least 75 per cent of mother's milk.

News for 09-17-2008
Banned for drink driving - in a wheelchair!
Barmy German bureaucrats have banned a disabled man from 'driving' for a month after he was caught drink driving – in his wheelchair.

Woman faces charge after dishwashing dispute
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- Police say a 20-year-old woman faces an aggravated assault charge after she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face and swung at him with a sword during an argument about him not doing the dishes.

Florida Police Taser Nude Man Walking His Dog; Man Blames Allah, Bruce Willis
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer's commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.

Man blames crack cocaine habit drove him to steal 247 empty beer cabs from Mich. store
WATERFORD, Mich. (AP) _ A Waterford man told police his crack cocaine habit drove him to steal nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-Eleven store.

Hundreds protest Nepal crackdown on "nude" discos
KATHMANDU (Reuters) - Hundreds of disco workers protested in Kathmandu on Monday against a government crackdown on "nude dancing" in its bid to improve the deteriorating law and order.

Riding out Ike on an island, with a lion
BOLIVAR PENINSULA, Texas (AP) -- Many years from now, a small group of Hurricane Ike survivors will probably still be telling the story of how, on the night the storm flattened their island, they took sanctuary in a church -- with a lion.

Newborn Baby Found Alive in Trash Can at Phoenix Middle School
PHOENIX — Phoenix police are investigating the discovery of a newborn found alive in a trash can at a Phoenix school.

News for 09-15-2008
School sex club run by small boys, says Brisbane dad
THE Queensland Government wants to hear of any sex-related incidents at state primary schools, after revelations of a "sex club" run by six-year-old boys.

Woman, 33, posed as daughter to enroll at school
A 33-year-old US woman posed as her 15-year-old daughter to enroll at school because she wanted to be a cheerleader.

Maine Citizens Ask: Must I Really Strip and Shave for My Dentist?
Shy about going to the dentist now? Just wait. If the Maine Board of Dental Examiners gets its way, women in the state who require certain "standard of care" dental procedures will have to bare their chests to their dentists. This is not a joke.

Dog calls 911 after owner has seizure
PHOENIX (AP) -- ''Man's best friend'' doesn't go far enough for Buddy -- a German shepherd who remembered his training and saved his owner's life by calling 911 when the man had a seizure.

Angry Dad Attacks Naked Boy in Daughter's Room With Metal Pipe
DELTONA, Fla. — An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.

Woman Finds SUV, 2 Dead Bodies in Backyard Swimming Pool, Say Police
WINTER GARDEN, Fla. — Authorities say a Winter Garden woman returned home to find a sport utility vehicle and two dead bodies in her backyard swimming pool.

22-Year-Old Auctions Off Virginity to Pay for College
A 22-year-old college grad looking to pay off her student loans will auction off her virginity at Nevada's infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch, Us magazine reported.

Elderly Man Robs Bank To Go Back To Prison
An elderly man who robbed a Kern bank knew he was going to be caught. In fact, he said Thursday, that's exactly what he wanted.

NY charity turns down share of $3M lottery jackpot
PATCHOGUE, N.Y. (AP) -- A New York charity says it has turned down a share of a $3 million lottery jackpot because accepting the money could send the wrong message to gambling addicts.

Man bills Michigan town $156 for cleaning bathroom
A businessman said he was so frustrated with the condition of a public bathroom in the western Michigan tourist town of Saugatuck that he cleaned it himself, and billed the city $156 for his work.

Police illegally videotaped man having sex with wife in a coma
MADISON, Wis. (AP) _ Police who videotaped a man having sex with his comatose wife in her nursing home room violated his constitutional rights, an appeals court ruled Thursday.

Nevada game wardens seize illegal African frogs
RENO, Nev. (AP) -- Authorities who seized scores of illegal African clawed frogs from Nevada residents say they have traced the creatures -- banned because of their potential for ecological damage -- to a company that sells tadpoles over the Internet.

12 teenagers die after having alcohol-made drink in Indonesia
JAKARTA, Sept. 11 (Xinhua) -- Twelve teenagers died and 10 others were having medical treatment in hospitals and their homes after they consumed alcohol-brewed drink on Monday in Indramayu regency of West Java province in Indonesia, the local police spokesman named only Suhiro said on Thursday.

News for 09-10-2008
Man's fat stopped bullet
A 20-stone mugging victim's life was saved in Germany when a bullet fired at him was trapped in his fat. Rolf Mittelhaus, 49, didn't even notice he'd been shot until he was examined after reporting the attack to police two days later.

Smokey? Black bear busts secret Utah pot farm
PANGUITCH, Utah - One Utah community is cheering a special bear — but don't call him Smokey.

Alberta teens get community service for microwaving cat
CAMROSE, Alta. — Two 16-year-old Alberta boys who admitted to breaking into a neighbour's house, putting the family cat in a microwave and then watching it cook to death have been sentenced to one year of probation and 100 hours of community service.

UPS driver surpasses 1 million miles in his truck
PALESTINE, Texas (AP) -- A routine package delivery turned into a milestone for a UPS driver in East Texas. Brent Boyd, 51, on Thursday surpassed one million miles on his UPS delivery truck, the same vehicle he's driven for 22 years with the company.

Montana mom kept dead son in car trunk
GREAT FALLS, Mont. (AP) -- The body of a toddler found in the trunk of his mother's car may have been there for months as she drove around town, evaded questions about him and was even arrested, police said.

"Cremated" father reunited with family
LONDON (Reuters) - A father mistakenly declared dead after going missing eight years ago has been reunited with his family after his son spotted him on television, police said on Thursday.

Father, son rescued after night in ocean off Fla.
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- A father and his 12-year-old son are safe after spending more than 12 hours overnight treading water in the Atlantic miles from the central Florida coast.

Police: Man Blames Bad Driving On Spilled Beer
A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer.

Preacher with 86 wives gets court reprieve
LAGOS (Reuters) -A Nigerian court has granted temporary reprieve to an 84-year-old Muslim preacher with 86 wives after local leaders threatened to force him to leave the area unless he divorced all but four of them.

NYC man says airline lost his dead wife's body
NEW YORK (AP) -- A man who tried to send his late wife's body to their native Ecuador for burial is suing American Airlines and a funeral home, claiming her remains were sent to the wrong country.

Wisconsin man has eaten 23, 000 Big Macs since 1972
FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) -- Talk about a Big Mac attack! Don Gorske says he has eaten 23,000 of the burgers in 36 years.

Married at 9, slain by parents at 17
DESPAIR among human rights workers in Pakistan over a rash of so-called "honour killings" intensified yesterday when it was disclosed that a girl forced into marriage with a 45-year-old man at the age of nine had been killed by her parents because she asked for an annulment.

News for 09-05-2008
IAAF asks 'drunk' Russian jumper for explanation
LAUSANNE, Switzerland (AP) - Track and field's ruling body wants Ivan Ukhov to explain his conduct at the Athletissima meet in which rival high jumpers said the Russian had been drinking vodka and Red Bull during the competition.

Sex Hot Line Mistakenly Printed On Stamp
A printing mistake on some U.S. postal stamps could have people calling a phone sex hot line.

Deputies: Arizona Couple Kept 9-Year-Old Grandson in Foul-Smelling Closet
TUCSON, Ariz. — Sheriff's deputies in Pima County say they've arrested a couple on child abuse charges after discovering they kept their 9-year-old grandson in a small closet and rarely let him out.

Nudist vows to hike on after jail
BERLIN (Reuters) - A naked German hiker has vowed to carry on rambling in the nude despite spending 10 days in jail for breaking public nudity laws.

Ga. police arrest woman they say starting mooning motorists after receiving jaywalking ticket
ATHENS, Ga. (AP) _ Athens-Clarke police have arrested a woman who they say started mooning motorists after she received a ticket for jaywalking. An officer stopped the 23-year-old woman and a friend about 1:10 a.m. Saturday after they walked diagonally across the intersection in downtown Athens.

Boy doles out hundreds of fake $20 bills at school
OCALA, Fla. — Authorities say an 8-year-old boy was handing out hundreds of dollars in fake $20 bills at an Ocala elementary school. School officials reported the boy to police on Tuesday.

New York trucker accused of license plate disappear ruse
The Port Authority of New York and New Jersey says the driver of a tractor-trailer rigged the front license plate of his vehicle so that it would "disappear" as he drove through a toll plaza, allowing him to avoid paying the $40 fee.

Soldier forced to sleep in car after hotel refuses him a room
A hotel that refused a wounded soldier a room, forcing him to spend the night in his car, was backed into a “grovelling” apology yesterday after receiving a barrage of abusive phone calls.

News for 09-03-2008
Man accused of offering bribe with sandwich
IOWA CITY, Iowa - Iowa City police said a man who was driving drunk tried to bribe a police officer — with a sandwich.

Ohio Teen Shot Dead After Egging Cars
COLUMBUS, Ohio — A Columbus teenager who was throwing eggs at cars as part of a late-night prank was fatally shot, police said Sunday.

Modesto man tries to amputate own arm
MODESTO, Calif. - Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action.

Girl killed by her mobile
A schoolgirl died from a heart attack triggered by a mobile phone alarm - after medics failed to spot she had a rare condition.

Malaysian man gets nut stuck in delicate place: report
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

Remember your loved one - as a diamond
CHUR, Switzerland (Reuters) - Diamonds really are forever. Algordanza, a small company based in the mountainous southeast of Switzerland, uses the ashes of dead people to make diamonds as a permanent memento for their nearest and dearest.

Dead man's visit to doctor scuttles insurance scam
LONDON (AP) -- As a dead man, Ahmad Akhtary shouldn't have needed a doctor's appointment.

Microwave baby killer convicted
A US court in Dayton, Ohio, has convicted a mother of murdering her one-month-old daughter by burning her to death in a microwave oven.

Waitress Left $1,000 Tip at Illinois Eatery
ALGONQUIN, Ill. — An Algonquin waitress got the tip of a lifetime after someone dropped a $1,000 gratuity at her table.

2 men, 2 suicides, 1 heart and 1 widow
On an overcast spring morning in southeast Georgia, Sonny Graham drank some coffee and headed out the door for another day in the family landscaping business and to take his 9-year-old stepson to the dentist. But Graham made a detour to the backyard shed that he'd built.

Seven-year-old girl being kept alive by Viagra
Medics thought Natalie Archibald was suffering from over-excitement when she collapsed after opening her presents on Christmas Day two years ago.

British Couple on Trial for Sex on Dubai Beach Ask to Leave Country
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates — A British couple on trial for allegedly having sex on a Dubai beach asked the judge on Tuesday to be allowed to leave the country.

NYC man charged with selling stolen bras on Web
NEW YORK (AP) -- A New York man has been charged with selling $80,000 worth of stolen Victoria's Secret bras online.

End of the world due in nine days
SCIENTISTS are trying to stop the most powerful experiment ever – saying the black holes it will create could destroy the world.

62 mph! Cops hunt highway skateboarder
BERLIN - Police are trying to track down a man filmed riding a skateboard down a steep stretch of highway at 62 mph, far above the speed limit.

News for 08-29-2008
Would-be robber shoots himself in foot, gets stabbed, then arrested, police say
A robber's plan to hold up a Southwest Side convenience store Monday afternoon took a different turn: The robber shot himself in the foot, got stabbed by a store employee and ended up in police custody at a city hospital, Chicago police said.

Disposable diaper breaks fall, saves child's life
SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- A disposable diaper has saved the life of an 18-month-old boy, breaking his fall from a third-floor apartment window, officials said Thursday.

Near Fatal Bite Reveals 51 Deadly Snakes in Apartment
TOKYO — A nearly fatal bite by a poisonous snake led to the arrest of a man Wednesday for keeping 51 deadly cobras and mambas in his Tokyo apartment without permission, police said.

Connecticut Man Who Disappeared Last Year Found Drunk in Illinois
MILFORD, Conn. — Police in Illinois found a Connecticut man who was reported missing last year, but it remains a mystery why he left his wife and son.

$150M Marijuana Garden Found in California by Helicopter
HEMET, Calif. — A sheriff's helicopter patrol guided Riverside deputies to a $150 million marijuana garden in remote hills south of Hemet.

SLAIN COULPLE'S WEIRD WILL
They were bitter to the end - and beyond. A Brooklyn couple slain in their home last month spoke from the grave in drafted last wills, leaving a bizarre legacy for unloved ones they detested in life.

Two Men Sail Across Pacific in Raft Made of Junk
HONOLULU — Tanned, dirty and hungry, two men who spent three months crossing the Pacific on a raft made of plastic bottles to raise awareness of ocean debris finally stepped onto dry land.

Two-Headed Baby Dies, Parents Couldn't Afford Medical Care
A two-headed baby born in Bangladesh on Monday has died after his parents took him home because they could not afford medical care, Agence France-Presse reported Thursday.

Police to shame jaywalkers on TV
SHANGHAI (Reuters) - Shanghai police will post photos and videos of jaywalkers in newspapers and on TV in a bid to shame them out of breaking traffic rules, local media reported on Thursday.

Meet the cats which have sprouted wings
While most cats are renowned for having nine lives, these moggies are clearly living on a wing and a prayer

Airline Removes Life Vests To Save Weight, Fuel
TORONTO -- Air Canada's regional carrier, Jazz, is removing life vests from all of its planes to save weight and fuel.

News for 08-26-2008
The bungling burglar left dangling by his shoelaces after getting caught in victim's bay window
As a burglar, John Pearce thinks nothing of turning his victims' homes upside down. But this time it was the house that turned him the wrong way up.

Couple offered sex with child for used car
A sordid San Antonio couple is accused of trying to trying to trade sex with the woman's 5-year-old daughter for an apartment, a used car and child care for her 10-month old daughter.

HIT-&-RUN JERK SUES OVER CAR
A hit-and-run driver who killed a man with his Bentley is suing the city - for damaging his car while it was impounded.

9-year-old barred for pitching too well
NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) - Nine-year-old Jericho Scott is a good baseball player - too good, it turns out. The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told his coach that the boy could not pitch any more. When Jericho took the mound anyway last week, the opposing team forfeited the game, packed its gear and left, his coach said.

News for 08-25-2008
Olympian faces lifetime ban after kicking referee following match
BEIJING -- Cuba's Angel Matos deliberately kicked a referee square in the face after he was disqualified in a bronze-medal match, prompting the World Taekwondo Federation to recommend that he be banned for life.

Man gets 2 years in prison for killing cat
A Los Angeles man who killed his girlfriend's cat, telling her to "follow the blood trail to find Tweety," has been sentenced to two years in prison.

Gatecrashers flee whip-wielding dad
A MARAUDING gang of teenage gatecrashers got more than they bargained for when an angry householder used a whip to eject them from his 16-year-old son's party.

ONE-LEGGED HOOKER SLAIN
A one-legged hooker was killed in Brooklyn after a john hit her over the head, causing her to fall backwards out of her wheelchair and slam her skull against the wall, cops said yesterday.

Typo fixers get probation for damaging rare sign
PHOENIX (AP) -- When it comes to marking up historic signs, good grammar is a bad defense.

Illinois Woman Who Stabbed Lizards Sentenced to Picking Up Roadkill
WEST DUNDEE, Ill. — A Kane County judge has sentenced a West Dundee woman to pick up roadkill after she pleaded guilty to stabbing two of her ex-husband's lizards, killing one of them.

Oklahoma Government Worker Gets $850G Bonus Thanks to Typo
OKLAHOMA CITY — Oklahoma officials say a typo resulted in a state employee receiving a bonus of $850,000 — but it was only temporary.

Record fish caught on toy rod
A man in the US has managed to catch and land a record-breaking catfish on a Barbie fishing rod just 2-and-a-half feet long.

Surrogate mom, 61, gives birth to own grandkid
TOKYO - A 61-year-old Japanese woman gave birth to her own grandchild, using an egg donated by her daughter, a clinic said Thursday.

Man Arrested After Offering Deputy Two Cents For Sex
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- The Lee County Sheriff's Office says a Bonita Springs man has been arrested after offering undercover deputy who was posing as a prostitute two cents for sex.

Abandoned baby found safe with dog
BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - A newborn baby abandoned outdoors in winter by her 14-year-old mother was found safe in a dog pen with a mother dog and her brood of puppies near the city of La Plata, Argentine media reported on Friday.

Deputy: Man jumps into patrol car
A man allegedly high on mushrooms jumped headfirst into a Marion County sheriff's patrol car and fought with the deputy until a police dog intervened, officials said.

Nebraska law allows abandonment of teens
OMAHA, Neb. - Nebraska’s new “safe-haven” law allowing parents to abandon unwanted children at hospitals with no questions asked is unique in a significant way: It goes beyond babies and potentially permits the abandonment of anyone under 19.

Truant Students in Texas to Be Tracked By GPS Anklets
SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Court authorities in Texas will be able to track students with a history of skipping school under a new program requiring them to wear ankle bracelets with Global Positioning System monitoring.

Mom Arrested for Having 12-year-old Drive Her to a Bar, Police Say
LONGVIEW, Texas — A 35-year-old Texas woman has been jailed after police say she made her 12-year-old daughter drive her to a bar.

PETA Wants To Buy SeaWorld And Free Shamu
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants to buy a SeaWorld park, possibly the one in San Diego, free the animals inside and replace them with virtual reality exhibits, it was reported today.

News for 08-22-2008
Wis. Woman Arrested, Booked Over Library Fines
A Grafton woman has been arrested and booked for failing to pay her library fines. Heidi Dalibor, 20, told the News Graphic in Cedarburg she ignored the library's calls and letters as well as a notice to appear in court.

Monk arrested for giving away cash
A novice monk was arrested in Germany after he tried to give away money as part of his religious training.

Girls lure boy to beating
A 15-year-old boy was beaten unconscious then left at the edge of a train station platform in an attack involving pupils from his school.

News for 08-21-2008
Motorist goes to the aid of a dying crash victim only to find it is his wife
An executive at a famous rugby club went to the aid of a pedestrian who had been knocked down in the street only to discover it was his dying wife.

World's oldest man dies at the age of 138
A great-grand father believed to be the world's oldest man has died at the age of 138.

Wisconsin couple each win $350,000 in lottery
MADISON, Wis. - This couple won't have to argue about how to spend their lottery winnings. That's because the Mount Horeb husband and wife each won their own $350,000 jackpots in this weekend's SuperCash state lottery.

Buffalo Police batter their way into wrong house
Armed with a battering ram and shotguns, Buffalo police looking for heroin broke down the door and stormed the lower apartment of a West Side family of eight.

New Castle Man Hides $30K In Trash; Money Not There When He Returns
NEW CASTLE, Pa. -- A New Castle man thought a garbage can on Cunningham Avenue would be a good place to hide his money, but that didn't turn out to be the case.

Armed 85 - year - old woman makes intruder call cop
POINT MARION, Pa. (AP) -- An 85-year-old woman boldly went for her gun and busted a would-be burglar inside her home, then forced him to call police while she kept him in her sights, police said. ''I just walked right on past him to the bedroom and got my gun,'' Leda Smith said.

Man says he grew pot in a cost - saving move
TYLER, Texas (AP) -- A Tyler man accused of growing marijuana in an alleged cost-saving move is jailed on felony possession charges. Bond is $15,000 for 55-year-old John Daniel Miller III, who remained in the Smith County Jail late Tuesday.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Man 'declared dead' while on holiday
Neighbours of Michael O'Neill were surprised to receive a postcard from his Australian holiday - because they thought he had been declared dead.

Man denied refund for condoms accused of calling 911
ENGLEWOOD, N.J. (AP) - Police said a man called 911 and reported a robbery after a gas station employee refused to give him his money back for an unopened box of condoms.

Minor Fender-Bender Leads to Murderous Rampage in Fla.
LAKE HAMILTON, Fla. — A Florida man was arrested after allegedly going on a violent rampage after a minor fender-bender, slashing and stabbing the occupants of a car, then running over and killing a woman who had been riding in another nearby vehicle.

Court gives green light to "boobs on bikes" parade
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand court has allowed a parade of topless porn stars on motor bikes to proceed on the main street of the country's biggest city, local media said Tuesday.

Meet Yoda the cat with FOUR ears
If Batman had a cat, it would probably look something like this. The household pet, named Yoda, was born with an extra set of ears.

'Ethnic minority' children at Olympics ceremony were fake: report
Children from China's dominant Han population were used in a key part of the Olympics opening ceremony, not youngsters from all 56 ethnic groups as claimed, an official said in comment published Friday.

Shoppers injured in cheap food rush
BEIJING (Reuters) - At least a dozen shoppers, many of them retirees, were injured in a rush to buy cheap cooking oil and eggs on offer at a supermarket in the eastern Chinese city of Nanjing, according to a local newspaper.

Man Jailed After Taking Photo of Police Van Ignoring 'Wrong Way' Sign
A British man was jailed for five hours after he photographed a cop reversing the wrong way up a one-way street.

Dye pack explodes on Bank of America customer
NEWPORT NEWS (Va.)--A local business owner got the shock of a lifetime when she left the Bank of America in Newport News Friday. She'd asked for money to pay her employees, but what she got has her seeing red.

News for 08-18-2008
Calif. mom gives birth on front lawn by herself
FULLERTON, Calif. (AP) -- Alone and in labor, Jessica Higgins found the first place she could to give birth -- her front lawn.

Has Bigfoot Been Living In A Georgia Swamp?
PALO ALTO, Calif. -- While Bigfoot sightings have been reported from the wilderness near Northern California’s majestic Mt. Shasta to the backwoods of Michigan, three hunters of the elusive beast announced Friday that they believe at least three have been living in a rural Georgia swamp for years.

China Confiscates Bibles From American Christians
BEIJING — A group of American Christians who had more than 300 Bibles confiscated by Chinese officials when they arrived in China is refusing to leave the airport until they get the books back, their leader said Monday.

Woman, 93, grabbed robber where it hurts
A 93-year-old woman with a "grip like iron" fought back against a robber by grabbing him by the testicles.

12-year-old uses BB guns to rob drugstore
Orlando police said an 12-year-old boy pulled two BB guns on employees and customers at a 24-hour Walgreens.

Burglar flees in boxers, Leaves jeans in washer
Police in Wichita say it appears a man broke into a house Friday night to wash his clothes but fled in boxers, with his jeans still in the washer.

Seeking ugly women for Outback's lonely hearts
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- Life can get a little lonely for bachelors in the Australian Outback mining town of Mount Isa. So the mayor has offered up a solution: recruit ugly women.

Egyptian septuplets' mom hopes to hold them soon
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) -- A day after giving birth to septuplets, a 27-year-old Egyptian woman said Sunday she's only seen her babies on television and hopes to hold them and name them soon.

Noisy sex gets man banned from apartment
LONDON - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.

Forgotten bifocals lead to $3 million jackpot
ROANOKE, Ind. - A man's forgotten bifocals led to a $3 million lottery jackpot.

Crashed car gets parking fine
A motorist was given a £50 ticket for bad parking when her car was shunted into a tree by another driver.

Alleged robber locked keys in getaway car
STANTON, Texas - Memo to anyone planning a drug store robbery: don't lock your keys in the getaway vehicle.

Has Bigfoot Been Living In A Georgia Swamp?
PALO ALTO, Calif. -- While Bigfoot sightings have been reported from the wilderness near Northern California’s majestic Mt. Shasta to the backwoods of Michigan, three hunters of the elusive beast announced Friday that they believe at least three have been living in a rural Georgia swamp for years.

Teens dealt charges over Joker cards
Two Pembroke teenagers have been charged in connection with a series of playing cards that were defaced with threatening writing and left at stores in Christiansburg and Pearisburg -- a gesture police said the teens admitted had been inspired by this summer's Batman movie, "The Dark Knight."

Ga. man held family captive in squalor
LAVONIA, Ga. - When police finally searched the squat white mobile home where they say a man held his family captive for three years, the place was so filthy and bug-infested that one officer had to wear a gas mask and another refused to continue.

Women Ejected From Dunkin' Donuts and Threatened with Trespassing Charges for Bringing Service Dogs
Kiersten Niles, who uses a service dog for seizure alert and hearing assistance, says she was refused service at Dunkin' Donuts in Manchester, New Hampshire last month. Ms. Niles was told that her service dog, Loretta, was not welcome in the store.

Woman faces eviction for flushing toilet too much
A vulnerable council tenant who says she is facing eviction for little more than flushing her toilet too noisily has failed to win a reprieve from a High Court judge.

Boy, 7, Lives Chained Up in House to Keep Him From 'Bad Company'
A 7-year-old Bulgarian boy was kept chained up by his parents in order to keep him away from “bad company.”

Kentucky Student May Sue After Mall Claimed Her Dress Was Too Short for Shopping
A Kentucky college student has hired a lawyer after she was escorted out of a mall by security on Sunday because her dress was deemed too short, MyFOXBoston reports.

Nebraska town officials want horse out pronto
HICKMAN, Neb. (AP) -- Talk about your one-horse town. This burg of 1,084 residents is just that.

News for 08-13-2008
Ohio Burger King worker fired for bathing in sink
XENIA, Ohio (AP) -- Burger King Corp. said Tuesday it had parted ways with an employee who was recorded taking a soapy bath in a utility sink in one of its restaurants in a video that ended up on his MySpace page.

Winnie-the-Pooh held for robbery?
TOKYO (Reuters) - Japanese police have arrested a 20-year-old man who attacked and robbed two people after they stared at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume, officials said on Tuesday.

Porn inspector suspect arrested in Colorado
LONGMONT, Colo. (AP) -- A man suspected of posing as a police detective and telling an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos so he could check for underage performers was arrested Tuesday, authorities said.

Court Cuts Rape Victim's Compensation by 25 Percent Because 'She Was Drunk'
A British rape victim has had a court decision overturned that cut the money she was awarded by a quarter because she was drunk at the time of the incident, The Daily Mail reported Tuesday.

Loyal dog guards owner for weeks after death
GREELEY, Colorado (AP) -- A dog stood guard over her owner's body for up to six weeks after the man committed suicide on the remote northeastern Colorado plains, authorities said.

Spanish basketball team poses for offensive picture
Spain's Olympic basketball team posed for an advertisement prior to the Games which appears to show all its players slanting their eyes, a move that could offend its Olympic hosts in Beijing. The ads, for a Spanish courier company, appeared in the Spanish-language newspaper La Marca.

Police: 'Cult' Starved Toddler Who Wouldn't Say 'Amen'
BALTIMORE — A toddler whose remains were found inside a suitcase in Philadelphia this spring was starved to death by members of a religious cult, including his mother, in part because he refused to say "amen" after meals, police said.

Domestic disputes ends when Johnson City man sets himself on fire
A Johnson City man set himself on fire after taking an overdose of his mother’s medication during a domestic disturbance on Monday.

News for 08-11-2008
Shopper braves gunfire to battle Batman bandit
In the middle of an armed robbery of a Tulsa, Okla., grocery store by a man wearing a Batman mask, one customer leaped into action, charging, wrestling and subduing the gunman until police arrived.

Spanish Sweetshop Owner Finds Homer Simpson Euro
MADRID — A Spanish sweetshop owner was counting cash in his till in the city of Aviles when he came across a coin bearing the likeness of Homer Simpson instead of Spanish King Juan Carlos, Reuters reported.

Spilled cash starts free - for - all on Calif. freeway
MONTEREY PARK, Calif. (AP) -- It wasn't the man on the hog who found himself being greedy.

Woman Indicted for Allegedly Stashing Phone Books
LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Most people want to get rid of their old phone books, but a Las Cruces woman has been indicted for fraud for allegedly keeping more than 100,000 directories.

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Man stabbed after fight over car space
A VIOLENT argument over a car space in one of Sydney's busiest shopping malls has left one man fighting for life after he was stabbed in the back and stomach.

News for 08-08-2008
Minnesota police follow trail of Cheetos to nab teens suspected of burglarizing vending machine
ST. PAUL (AP) _ St. Paul police followed a trail of Cheetos in order to nab three teenagers suspected of burglarizing a vending machine. Officers were called to the Arlington Recreation Center on July 29, where they found a vending machine's glass had been broken with a chair.

Pa. man rams home with semi during fight
SAEGERTOWN, Pa. (AP) -- Authorities say a Pennsylvania man rammed his house with a semitrailer during a fight with his roommate and tried to run down police called to the scene.

Grandma arrested for driving with child on roof
MARATHON, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car.

Urine bottles: Another result of high fuel prices?
ONTARIO, Ore. (AP) -- Police say there's been an alarming rise in urine-filled plastic containers found along a three-mile stretch of Interstate 84 in eastern Oregon.

Md. mayor's dogs shot dead in botched police raid
BERWYN HEIGHTS, Md. – Mayor Cheye Calvo got home from work, saw a package addressed to his wife on the front porch and brought it inside, putting it on a table.

Killer gets life sentence plus pizza in plea deal
PORTLAND, Ore. - A New York man who pleaded guilty to murder in Oregon in exchange for buckets of fried chicken will get calzones and pizza to go with his life sentence.

News for 08-06-2008
Fla. man dials 911, complains his sub had no sauce
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man. The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.

'Dead' Man Awakens Before Autopsy, Shocks Doctors by Asking for Glass of Water
An Indian man who was knocked unconscious during a stampede of thousands of religious pilgrims on a steep Himalayan mountain path woke up as doctors were preparing to perform his autopsy, the Times of India reported.

19 indictments for accused underwear - survey conman
CINCINNATI (AP) -- A man accused of conning parents into allowing him to be alone with their children to conduct a ''marketing survey'' of underwear was indicted Monday on 19 criminal counts involving 11 minors.

Tourist survives 76-metre slide down cliff in California
BIG SUR, Calif. - A tourist is nursing only cuts and bruises after sliding 76 metres down a cliff on California's coast.

Workers washed away by sewage inside Tokyo manhole
TOKYO (AP) -- A Japanese fire department spokeswoman says four people are missing after being washed away by a surge of sewage water while working in a manhole in downtown Tokyo.

Dairy owner pulls air gun on armed robbers
Police are not encouraging people to follow the example of a Christchurch dairy owner who opened fire with an air pistol on two armed robbers.

Policewomen get "bullet-proof bras"
BERLIN (Reuters) - Thousands of German policewomen will receive what media have labeled "bullet-proof bras."

Big cat grabs dog from Colo. home as owners slept
IDLEDALE, Colo. (AP) -- A mountain lion crept through an open door into a house outside Denver, snatched a Labrador retriever from a bedroom where two people were sleeping and left the dog's dead body outside, wildlife managers said Tuesday.

South Korean firm delivers commercial dog clones
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- Booger is back. An American woman received five puppies Tuesday that were cloned from her beloved late pitbull, becoming the inaugural customer of a South Korean company that says it is the world's first successful commercial canine cloning service.

News for 08-05-2008
Trucker stops to relieve himself, loses load
SNOHOMISH, Wash. -- A dump truck driver who couldn't wait to relieve himself is being blamed for losing his load.

News for 08-04-2008
Decapitated bus passenger, man was 'totally calm' during attack
BRANDON, MAN. - A young man travelling on a Greyhound bus was stabbed to death and beheaded by a stranger in a horrifying act of apparently random violence.

Girl's Disease Turning Skin to Stone
A young girl’s skin is turning to stone as she suffers from a rare, incurable disease called acute systemic scleroderma, Scotland’s Daily Record reported Thursday.

Couple told mid-flight they'd left child behind
JERUSALEM - An Israeli couple going on a European vacation remembered to take their duty-free purchases and their 18 suitcases, but forgot their 3-year-old daughter at the airport, police said Monday.

Horny bull fancied farmer
A farmer landed in hospital after a horny bull mistook him for a cow. The randy steer tore off the farmer's clothes in a frenzy after he caught the scent of cows on them at the dairy farm in Wies Dlugie, eastern Poland.

Iowa judge rules nude dancing is an art
DES MOINES, Iowa - Nude dancing remains an art in Iowa. A judge Friday ruled in favor of a nude dancing club owner charged with violating Iowa's indecent exposure law.

Man shoots neighbour believing he sodomised his pet cat
A man has been jailed for five and a half years after shooting one of his neighbours, a homosexual, who he claims committed an act of sodomy with his cat and made the animal homosexual too.

News for 08-01-2008
Nightclub bounces fat women
A NIGHTCLUB that barred fat women has backed down after international protests and claims that it was guilty of discrimination.

Driver abuses speed limit and himself
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.

'Montauk Monster' Has Hamptons in a Tizzy
New York's celebrity-obsessed Hamptons summer season got even sillier this week when a strange-looking, very dead creature washed up on a beach in Montauk at the far eastern end of New York's Long Island.

News for 07-31-2008
Police find dead woman in evangelist’s freezer as he preaches
MOBILE, Ala. -- While Anthony Hopkins was leading a revival in a small church on the outskirts of Jackson, Ala., on Monday (July 28) night, the body of a woman, presumed to be his wife, was stuffed in a freezer at his house in Mobile, waiting to be discovered by police.

News for 07-30-2008
'Joker' accused of trying to steal Batman items
THREE RIVERS, Michigan (AP) -- Three Rivers police have arrested a man who they say tried to steal posters and other items related to the new Batman movie from a cinema lobby while dressed up as the Joker.

Angry, late, tired passengers make computers crash
BEIJING (Reuters) - Scores of Chinese air passengers smashed computers and desks and clashed with police Tuesday after a night stranded at an airport without accommodation, state media said.

Man Drove Away With Wife on Car Roof
ISLIP TERRACE, N.Y. — A Long Island man has been charged with driving drunk with his wife on the roof of their car, throwing her to the ground and seriously injuring her.

Pit Bull Attacks Woman as She Disciplines Child
BLANCHARD, La. — A woman disciplining a child for breaking a glass was attacked by her boyfriend's pit bull.

SWAT Team Honored For Raid On Wrong House
MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) ― On Monday, Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan handed out honors to a team of officers involved in a botched raid at an innocent family's home more than seven months ago. The family is upset and their attorney criticizes the awards and questions the timing.

Man allegedly fills up his car with jet fuel
SAN JOSE, Calif. - Authorities are investigating how a man got through the locked gates at Reid-Hillview Airport in East San Jose and filled up at the gas pumps.

Man, 66, records 2 holes-in-one in same round
GAYLORD, Mich.—For somebody who'd been playing golf 50 years and never had a hole-in-one, Bob Hickey got the hang of it quickly. The 66-year-old Grayling man used a 7-iron to card his first-ever ace Thursday on the 167-yard 10th hole at Marsh Ridge in Gaylord. Then Hickey used an 8-iron to ace the 147-yard 17th hole.

Pregnant Prostitution Ring Busted in Missouri
Two women were charged with prostitution in Camden County on Thursday after they were arrested in a sting operation at a Lake Ozark hotel last week.

News for 07-28-2008
Angry man shoots lawn mower for not starting
MILWAUKEE (AP) — A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn't start. Keith Walendowski, 56, was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

Teen gets jail for coaxing toddlers to smoke pot
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- A teenager shown on a video coaxing his 2- and 4-year-old nephews into smoking marijuana was sentenced Thursday to eight years in prison.

Six-Legged Deer Recuperating After Dog Attack
ROME, Ga. — Veterinarians at a north Georgia college have been treating an odd-looking deer after it was attacked by a dog.

Man Stole Miami-Dade Buses, Drove Them On Routes
MIAMI -- Police have arrested an 18-year-old man accused of stealing at least three county buses and driving them on their routes.

Lafource man crashes and flips car, winds up on roof of house
State police say a 39-year-old man suffered moderate injuries when his car flipped into a yard in Chackbay and he was thrown on top of a house.

Freeport prisoner faces assault charge after licking officer
Freeport police Sgt. Jay Newton took a licking from a drunken suspect and now he's taking a lot of joking from his fellow officers.

Missing Warren couple's bodies found in septic tank
WARREN, R.I. (WPRI) -- Rhode Island state police and the Attorney General's office say the bodies of a missing couple have been discovered in the septic tank on their property.

Hooters' girls too distracting for N.S. drivers
Police in Dartmouth, N.S. have told employees of a Hooters restaurant not to practice calisthenics outside because their bouncing bodies have been deemed a major distraction for nearby drivers.

Schwarzenegger threatens minimum wage for workers
SACRAMENTO (AP) -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is threatening to pay thousands of state employees the federal minimum wage of $6.55 an hour until lawmakers reach a deal on California's overdue state budget.

Emo and goth to be made illegal in Russia
The Russian government is in the process of drafting a law to make emo and goth music illegal.

News for 07-24-2008
Court: Girl can't be called Talula Does The Hula
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.

Britches save local boater's life
GULFPORT -- A boater who fell overboard Monday night near Ship Island defied all odds, authorities said. Facing rough seas and high winds, he swam, he floated and he even hallucinated. About 19 hours later, he made his way to a Gulfport beach.

Assault with a deadly peanut?
Robyn Lee, 23, of Corryville, was charged with aggravated assault after being accused of trying to cram a peanut in the mouth of her allergic neighbor Saturday evening. Lee appeared in court Monday on the peanut charge and a related criminal damaging charge.

Man Caught Using Impersonator to Divorce Wife
An Indian man took a new approach to the painful process of divorce recently. Sanjib Saha decided it would be best if he hired an impersonator to act as his wife during divorce procedures in the eastern city of Kolkata.

News for 07-22-2008
Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach.

Chinese Bar Owners Asked not to Serve Blacks or Mongolians
FEARS of a "no fun Olympics" are growing as security restrictions increase and become more bizarre with less than 20 days to go until the opening ceremony.

Woman attacked by kangaroo saved by pet dog
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- An elderly woman was attacked by a large kangaroo on a farm in Australia and was lucky to be alive after a pet dog leapt to her aid, her son said Saturday.

Mystery foot was depressed man's, police say
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) -- One of five feet that have mysteriously washed up on the shores of British Columbia over the past year has been linked to a depressed man who disappeared a year ago, police said Saturday.

Cable repairman taken for ride in cherry picker
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. -- A cable repairman fixing overhead lines in a cherry picker truck got a lift he wasn't expecting. Police said a Bakersfield man stole the Brighthouse Networks truck on Saturday while 50-year-old Curtis Bartell was elevated 25 feet in the air. The thief drove off, tearing down several phone lines before crashing into a utility pole. Police say Bartell did not suffer any major injuries.

Man claims Subway baked knife into sandwich
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York man claimed in a lawsuit filed on Wednesday that he found a knife with a 7-inch (18-cm) blade baked into the bread of his foot-long "Cold Cut Trio" Subway sandwich.

Police use taser on blind woman with cancer
DAYTON, Ohio (WDTN) - Family members are angry and speaking out after Dayton police used a stun gun on a woman who is blind and suffering from cancer. Police said they were looking for a suspect when they knocked on Denise Harris's door Thursday morning. But according to both police and witnesses, things quickly got out of hand and Harris was tased.

Man blows up apartment spraying for bugs
NEW YORK, July 21 - A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead, the New York Daily News reported on Monday.

Estonian Skydiver Killed by Spinning Aircraft Propeller
TALLINN, Estonia — Authorities say a skydiver was killed when she walked into a spinning aircraft propeller at an airfield in Estonia.

Gypsy girls' corpses on beach in Italy fail to put off sunbathers
Questions about the attitude of Italians to their Roma minority were again being asked yesterday after photographs were published of sunbathers continuing as normal with a day at the beach despite the bodies of two Gypsy girls who had drowned being laid out on the sand nearby.

Kidnapped Christian girls, judge ratifies marriage and conversion
The district of Muzaffargarh rules in favour of the Muslims, rejecting the request from the family that wants to bring home the two sisters - 13 and 10 years old - kidnapped last June 26. Christian associations charge that they could end up as prostitutes.

Fish pedicures: Carp rid human feet of scaly skin
ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) -- Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your tootsies in a tank of water and let tiny carp nibble away.

News for 07-17-2008
Bad dancing draws suspicion, pot charges
An 18-year-old Plymouth man whose bad dancing at a city festival attracted the attention of authorities was charged Monday with two drug-related misdemeanors, according to a criminal complaint.

Back seat lovers survive cliff plunge
Two lovers ended up in hospital in Taiwan after their car plunged 150ft down a cliff face as they made love in the back seat.

Pizzeria Clerk Calls Father's Robbery Attempt 'Shocking'
DENTON, Texas - While a robbery at a pizza restaurant was in progress, a clerk discovered her father was the robber when another clerk struck the man, knocking him out and knocking off his wig and sunglasses on Friday night, Denton police said.

Officer's squad car is wrecked 29 minutes into job
HOBART, Ind. (AP) -- Police officer Tim Pochron's first day on the job went poorly: Less than a half-hour into it, his squad car was wrecked in a crash.

Surgeon sued for giving anesthetized patient temporary tattoo
In a lawsuit filed yesterday, a Camden County woman accused her orthopedic surgeon of "rubbing a temporary tattoo of a red rose" on her belly while she was under anesthesia.

Air hostess picks up chocolate bar, wins space trip
PARIS (Reuters) - A French air hostess will become one of Europe's pioneer space tourists after picking a chocolate wrapper out of the rubbish and finding a winning number in a competition to fly to the upper reaches of the earth's atmosphere.

'Beast' Man Jailed for Possessing 31,000 Animal Porn Images
A Tasmanian computer technician who considered himself a beast has been given a suspended jail sentence after being caught possessing bestiality images.

11-Year-Old Junior Cop Has Drivers Hitting the Brakes
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Police can't be everywhere, so 11-year-old Landon Wilburn is on patrol in the Stone Lakes subdivision in Louisville. Landon told The Courier-Journal he used to shout at speeders to slow down — then had a better idea.

Suspect hurt in Denver court leap
A man charged with attacking a stranger at a bus stop dived through a closed third-floor courtroom window in Denver on Tuesday and was seriously injured when he landed on a metal grate below.

News for 07-15-2008
Boy Fractures Skull After Hit by Ball at Cubs Game
CHICAGO — Doctors and family members say a 7-year-old boy who fractured his skull when he was struck by a foul ball at Wrigley Field was recovering and expected to live.

Drunk infiltrates team of firefighters
BERLIN (Reuters) - Firefighters called to a blaze at an apartment building in a southern German town were astonished to discover a fully equipped extremely drunk imposter in their ranks, police said on Thursday.

Man Sues Church Over 'God Injury'
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- A man said he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.

Man Uses Permanent Marker to Fool Photo Radar
A 44-year-old Arizona man allegedly tried to fool the photo radars that record a vehicle's speed. It worked for a while — until the police caught up with him.

China bans dog meat before Olympic Games
BEIJING: Image conscious China has banned the serving of dog meat in designated restaurants that will cater to athletes, spectators and tourists during the Olympic Games. But it has spared restaurants from serving other kinds of meat like donkey meat that are equally popular among a section of people in Beijing.

Police answer call of family fight, find marital bliss instead
NEW CASTLE — A report of a family fight Wednesday afternoon in New Castle didn't turn out to be what police expected. A nine-year-old girl called 911 after she awoke from a nap and heard her mother screaming. She went to her mother's bedroom and thought her mother was being attacked. Turns out, her parents were just enjoying marital relations.

Stolen car returned - after 14 years
A couple have been given back their VW Golf car - 14 years after it was stolen.

US school rebuked for ibuprofen strip search
A divided US appeals court has ruled an Arizona school violated the constitutional rights of a 13-year-old student by conducting a strip search for ibuprofen.

Italian wins damages over gay driving test retake
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian court has ruled the government must pay 100,000 euros (79,981 pounds) in damages to a man who was told to retake a driving test because he was homosexual.

Orlando dad gets gas by trading son's name
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Someday, when a boy named Dixon and Willoughby Partin asks how he got his 24-letter name, he'll learn it came with a hundred bucks worth of gasoline.

Women arrested in sex competition
ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.

Israeli Lifeguard Finds 2,500-Year-Old Sea Relic
JERUSALEM — An Israeli lifeguard taking his regular morning swim off the Mediterranean coast in southern Israel discovered a 2,500-year-old marble talisman to ward off the evil eye, the Israel Antiquities Authority said Sunday.

Man armed with light bulb robs store
POLICE are searching for a man who robbed a Brisbane service station armed with a fluorescent light bulb.

Teen Arrested for Stealing Gas From Police Car and Dragging Officer
DOVER, Del. - Authorities say a police officer was dragged by a car after a teen tried to get away after stealing gas from an unmarked police car in Dover on Friday.

Chatty burglar overstays welcome, gets arrested
WINNSBORO, Texas - An apparently intoxicated suspect chatted with a burglary victim long enough for officers to arrive and arrest him, authorities said.

Judge refuses to lower bond for 'black widow'
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (AP) -- Jeff Carstensen was spooked when he learned his grandmother planned to buy him a $100,000 life insurance policy -- and name herself the beneficiary. Betty Johnson Neumar is shown at her booking. She is being held in a North Carolina jail on $500,000 bond. "She told me that people of our stature have insurance policies on each other," he said. "That way, if something happens to you, you take care of me, and if something happens to me, I take care of you. It was

'CROOK' NEEDS A CLUE RETURNS FOR WALLET
A hapless burglar who swiped more than $200 from a Brooklyn apartment was back within moments begging to return the stolen cash - in exchange for the wallet he left behind.

Wis. woman accused of placing dead rat in food
APPLETON, Wis. (AP) -- A woman accused of planting a dead lab rat in restaurant food and demanding $500,000 to keep quiet was charged Monday with one felony count of extortion. Debbie R. Miller, 41, of Appleton, also faces misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and resisting an officer.

Redmond woman's 140-pound tumor removed
Throughout her life, Linda Rittenbach of Redmond has struggled with her weight.

Sidney family wins $40,000 over urine-tainted food
SIDNEY — A Sidney police officer and his family have won $40,000 from a restaurant that had served them food tainted by an employee’s spit and urine.

News for 07-10-2008
Police find $400K cocaine stash — in cop car
DALLAS - Police didn't have to go far to find $400,000 worth of cocaine — it was in an undercover car they'd been driving for two months.

Woman Shoots Herself While Trying to Kill Mice
POTTER VALLEY, Calif. — A Mendocino County woman who was trying to kill mice in her trailer with a gun ended up shooting herself and another person.

4th prison term looms for serial sock - snatcher
BELLEVILLE, Ill. (AP) -- James Dowdy has gone to prison three times, and may go there again, for the same crime: burglarizing homes and stealing women's socks.

Woman kills husband with folding couch
ST PETERSBURG (Reuters) - A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

Court: Wisconsin Law Bans Sex With the Dead, Charges Against Three Men Reinstated
MADISON, Wis. — Wisconsin law bans sex with dead bodies, the state Supreme Court ruled Wednesday in reinstating charges against three men accused of digging up a corpse to have sex with it.

Man Uses Lunchbox to Deflect Bullets During Shooting
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A New Haven man is recovering after being shot during a robbery, but his life may have been saved by his lunchbox.

News for 07-09-2008
Porn appears on rugby programme
New Zealand rugby fans watching a regular sports programme found themselves viewing hardcore pornography instead on Sunday afternoon.

Daughter slain after she rejects marriage
JONESBORO, Ga. - A daughter's refusal to stay in an arranged marriage led to her death and resulted in her father's arrest, according to police in Clayton County.

Teen Allegedly Delivers LSD Cookies to Police
Police on Tuesday arrested a teen they said delivered LSD-laced cookies to two police departments. They said Christian Phillips of Watauga made his first delivery on Monday -- stopping by the Blue Mound Police Department to drop off a batch. The 18-year-old said he also planned to deliver cookies to Lake Worth Police Department, police said.

Man robbed buying crack calls cops who arrest him
HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) -- An East Hartford man called police to report he had been robbed while trying to buy crack cocaine. Max Minnefield called police Monday to tell them he had paid a man and a woman $8 for drugs he never received.

Court convicts man who says he can raise dead
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Moscow court convicted a man of fraud on Monday for preying on people mourning loved ones by saying he could resurrect the dead.

Police nab two cannabis growers in cemetery
HANOI (Reuters) - Police have detained two custodians who were about to harvest their first crop of cannabis, a source of drugs like hashish and marijuana, from a cemetery in Vietnam's capital, a state-run newspaper reported on Monday.

It pays to go in a public toilet
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - It pays to use a toilet in southern India, as residents are earning close to a dollar a month by using public urinals, a scheme launched by authorities to promote hygiene and research in rural areas.

Bat found in teen's bra
A teenager was stunned to find that a baby bat had been curled up inside her bra for five hours - as she was wearing it.

Girl told she 'doesn't exist'
A 16-year-old Essex schoolgirl who has lived in England virtually all her life has been told she does not officially "exist".

UK woman can sue rapist who won lottery millions
LONDON (AP) -- A British woman assaulted by a serial rapist has won the right to sue the attacker who became a millionaire by winning the lottery while in prison.

Teen charged with shoving senior off dock
FALMOUTH – A 14-year-old boy was arrested yesterday after he pushed a senior citizen off a dock because he “thought it would be funny,” police said.

Limb sawed off cemetery tree reveals image that looks like human face
A sawed off tree limb at a Maryville cemetery turned out to have a mysterious image. The short log has a cut end bearing an uncanny resemblance to a human face.

News for 07-07-2008
Kentucky john paid prostitute with $100 fuel card
A Kentucky woman is facing prostitution charges for allegedly trading sex for gasoline. Angela Eversole, 34, was nabbed last weekend during a police stakeout at a Days Inn, where she allegedly trysted with customer Kenneth Nowak.

Boy, 14, Breaks Into Home, Orders $100 Worth Of Porn Movies
PALM BAY, Fla. -- A 14-year-old boy broke into a Central Florida home and ordered more than $100 worth of porn movies on the family's television, police said.

Woman crashes into store then tries to buy beer
NORWALK, Calif. (AP) -- A convenience store became an unwilling drive-in when a 74-year-old woman plowed her car through the front window and then tried to buy a six-pack of Budweiser, police and the owner said.

Teen Charged After YouTube Baby Launch
LEESBURG, Ga. -- A south Georgia teenager is charged with child cruelty after an online video showed a young man launching a baby several feet across a room.

Frenchman killed in London 'was stabbed 196 times'
One of the two French research students found dead in a burnt-out London flat had been stabbed 196 times, the detective leading the murder investigation said today. His friend had 47 separate injuries.

Rare triple organ surgery
A TAPEWORM infection was all it took for 45-year-old Kamlesh to develop life-threatening complications in her liver, right lung and spleen. A rare triple organ surgery performed by surgeons at Fortis Escorts hospital Faridabad saved her life.

Texas Man Sentenced to 4,060 Years in Prison for Sexual Assault of Teen Girls
WEATHERFORD, Texas — A man was sentenced to more than 4,000 years in prison Wednesday for sexually assaulting three teenage girls over two years.

Gran, 70, gives birth to twins
A 70-YEAR-OLD Indian woman has become the world’s oldest mum after giving birth to twins.

Dad Admits to Locking His Daughters in Cage
POSEN, Ill. — A suburban Chicago man admitted he locked his two little girls in a wire cage hidden in the back of his pickup truck, police said.

Minn. teen charged with offering his vote on eBay
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) -- A college student claimed it was all a joke when he put his vote in this fall's presidential election up for sale on the Web auction site eBay. But prosecutors didn't see the humor.

Man caught with octopus sex images
A MAN whose self-esteem is so low he identifies himself as a beast has admitted to downloading images showing sexual acts with an octopus.

Killed youth forced to drink petrol
A 17-year-old boy died after being tied to a tree, made to drink petrol and then set on fire, detectives have said.

News for 07-01-2008
Airlines Thwart Plans of 'Too Sick' Girl, 5, to Travel to China for Stem Cell Treatment
Two airlines this weekend declined to fly Miranda Goranflo and her daughter Hailey to Beijing, where the 5-year-old was to receive stem-cell treatments for a rare fatal disease, the Courier-Journal reported.

British Student Writes Nothing but Expletive on Exam, Gets Credit for Spelling
LONDON — A British high school student received credit for writing nothing but a two-word obscenity on an exam paper because the phrase expressed meaning and was spelled correctly.

Drunken Swede tries to row home from Denmark
COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - A drunken 78-year-old Swede stole a dinghy after a night out in the Danish town of Helsingor and tried to row back to Sweden, but fell asleep halfway, Danish police said on Monday.

Power tools at store used to rob Home Depot
MIRAMAR, Fla. -- Whoever broke into the safe at a Miramar Home Depot was able to pack light. Police say the thief or thieves used power tools on display in the store to open the vault room door and cut the hinges off the safe. Employees found the alarm disabled and the vault door open when they arrived for work Sunday morning.

$85M Sought for Defective Lottery Tickets
ROANOKE, Va. — In the latest challenge to a state lottery's deceptive practices, a business professor's lawsuit seeks to hold the Virginia Lottery accountable for selling about $85 million in defective scratch-off tickets.

News for 06-30-2008
N.M. court refuses obscene name change
SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) -- A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity.

Boy Decapitated at Six Flags Amusement Park
COBB COUNTY, Ga. (MyFox Atlanta) – Investigators with Cobb County police said a boy was decapitated at Six Flags amusement park Saturday.

Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked
BERLIN (Reuters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Union anger at "Dickensian" toilet policy
LONDON (Reuters) - A meat company has been branded Dickensian after forcing its employees to clock-off every time they want to go to the toilet.

Woman has no regrets for attacking child molester with bat
PUYALLUP — Tammy Lee Gibson says she has only one regret about attacking her neighbor with a baseball bat. She says she wishes she had done more damage.

Bear mauls teen during 24 - hour bike race in Alaska
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- A 14-year-old girl riding in a mountain bike race was attacked in the dark of night by a bear Sunday and severely injured, but she was able to make a brief 911 call that eventually resulted in her rescue.

Truck Full Of Extinguishers Catches Fire
Pennsylvania - A truck full of fire extinguishers and other safety equipment caught fire in Lancaster Township Wednesday afternoon. The Lancaster Township Fire Department was called to 1405 Wabank Road for a vehicle fire at 4:19 p.m.

News for 06-27-2008
Ryanair To Provide Free Oral Sex To Business Class Passengers
While American discount airlines like Spirit Air and Southwest alternate between running sophomoric promotions and enforcing their prudish dress codes on passengers, European counterpart Ryanair has trumped them all with its CEO's announcement that transcontinental business class passengers will receive free "beds and blowjobs."

Crocodile welcomed into Australian pub by drinkers
DARWIN, Australia (AP) -- Drinkers at an Outback watering hole may have wondered if perhaps they'd had one too many when they were greeted by a crocodile at the pub's door.

7-year-old boy drives grandma’s car to the mall
MUNCIE, Ind. - A 7-year-old boy drove his grandmother's car more than a mile to a shopping mall before another motorist blocked the car and took the keys, police said.

345 arrested, kids rescued in prostitution busts
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Hundreds of people have been arrested and 21 children rescued in what the FBI is calling a five-day roundup of networks of pimps who force children into prostitution.

N.J. Surgeon's License Suspended After He Removes Wrong Lung
TRENTON, N.J. — A New Jersey surgeon's medical license was suspended after state regulators found he removed the wrong lung from a patient, then tried to conceal the error.

Drunken fling meant groom was taken
A BRIDEGROOM was horrified to learn after he had walked down the aisle that he was already married - after a drunken holiday romance he could barely remembe

WTF? DMV Offers 10,000 Replacement License Plates
RALEIGH, N.C. — Thanks to some text message-savvy grandchildren, North Carolina drivers whose license plates have the potentially offensive "WTF" letter combination can replace the tags for free.

Painting Dropped Off at Goodwill Auctioned for $40G
EASTON, Md. — A painting dropped off at an Easton Goodwill store turned out to be a work by a French Impressionist. And now, thanks to the sharp eye of a store employee, the charitable organization is $40,000 richer.

Florida Police Bust Brothel-on-Wheels
A nationwide FBI-led sweep aimed at finding child prostitutes also, in the process, uncovered a illicit Miami party wagon.

Man suspected of using stun gun to coerce girlfriend into sex
GRAND JUNCTION — A Grand Junction man was behind bars Wednesday on suspicion of attempting to coerce his girlfriend into having sex by threatening to zap her with a stun gun.

Man sought by Conn. police hits troopers' garage
BRIDGEPORT, Conn. (AP) -- A man being sought by police for questioning in a series of traffic accidents was arrested after crashing his truck in a state police garage in Connecticut.

Plane overshoots Mumbai as both pilots go to sleep
MUMBAI: An Air India Jaipur-Mumbai flight flew well past its destination with both its pilots fatigued and fast asleep in the cockpit. When the pilots were finally woken up by anxious Mumbai air traffic controllers, the plane was about half way to Goa.

News for 06-25-2008
Brothel to offer gasoline gift cards
Brothel owner Bobbi Davis has a plan to "stimulate the economy," and she means that exactly the way you think she does.

Man guilty of having 13 in Volvo
A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car.

Police say DUI suspect went to bar instead of jail
ERIE, Pa. (AP) -- A woman charged in the drunken-driving death of her son went to a bar after his funeral instead of reporting back to jail, state police said.

North Pole man clipped for DUI on riding mower
NORTH POLE, Alaska (AP) -- Alaska State Troopers used lights and sirens to apprehend a North Pole man suspected of driving under the influence after he allegedly led them on a slow-speed chase that covered several lawns.

Neb. man accused of firing crossbow at neighbor
LINCOLN, Neb. - Lincoln police arrest a 49-year-old man accused of firing a crossbow at his neighbor. Officer Katie Flood said the man got into an argument with his 25-year-old neighbor about the breed of the neighbor's dog Saturday evening. The owner said the dog was a pit bull, but older man said it was a Labrador.

Sex offender wins $57 million jackpot
LANSING, Mich. - The winner of last week's $57 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot is a registered sex offender who also pleaded guilty to two breaking and entering charges in the 1980s.

News for 06-23-2008
Australian in wheelchair gets drunk driving charge
BRISBANE, Australia (AP) -- A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia was charged with drunk driving, police said Monday.

Sheep molester strikes six times
ANIMAL charities and farm workers have condemned a spate of sick animal attacks which are believed to have left two sheep dead.

Drunk driver takes traffic cop for a ride
VLADIVOSTOK, Russia (Reuters) - A Russian drunk driver knocked over a traffic policeman then drove for about 1 km (0.6 miles) with the officer clinging to the roof of his car, local police said on Friday.

Upstate man accused of hiding in woman's couch
A 27-year-old Hudson Valley man is accused of cutting hole in a woman's couch and hiding in the carved-out space until she came home. Police in the city of Newburgh, 55 miles north of New York City, say the 22-year-old woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions. She jumped up and David Joe Limones emerged from his hiding place.

Python found in toilet
CANBERRA (Reuters) - A 1.8 meter (nearly six feet) python has been found in a toilet bowl in a highrise apartment in Australia's northern tropical city of Darwin, media reported on Friday.

Man gets Air Force leave extended for White Castle
GENOA TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Even the Air Force knows a good burger is hard to find. Aaron Kay's superior officer agreed to extend the serviceman's leave by one week so he could be on hand for the opening of a new White Castle restaurant in Livingston County.

Girls banned from whistling at builders
A further education college has banned its female students from wolf-whistling at builders.

Father's Day cards banned in Scottish schools
Thousands of primary pupils were prevented from making Father's Day cards at school for fear of embarrassing classmates who live with single mothers and lesbians.

News for 06-20-2008
N.H. woman reaches for mail, finds 3-foot-long snake
LONDONDERRY, N.H. - A Londonderry, New Hampshire, woman got more than she bargained for when she opened her mailbox this week. A 3-foot-long snake was inside.

Parolee allegedly takes stolen car to parole office
PINE BLUFF, Ark. (AP) - Marcus George complied with the law when he reported to a parole officer shortly after his release from prison. Police said he erred, however, when he drove to the meeting in a stolen car.

Boy eaten by family
A BOY of seven was kept chained in a cellar by his cannibal family — as they ATE parts of him. Sobbing Ondrej Mauerova was rescued alive when a neighbour’s TV picked up footage from a camera filming his agony.

Indian baby 'back from the dead'
Hospital authorities in India have ordered an independent inquiry after a baby was declared dead, only to make an apparently miraculous return to life.

Teen girls made pact to get pregnant
GLOUCESTER, Mass. (AP) -- A pact made by a group of teens to get pregnant and raise their babies together is at least partly behind a sudden spike in pregnancies at Gloucester High School, school officials said.

News for 06-19-2008
Court overturns father's grounding of 12-year-old
OTTAWA (AFP) — A Canadian court has lifted a 12-year-old girl's grounding, overturning her father's punishment for disobeying his orders to stay off the Internet, his lawyer said Wednesday.

Police catch man who hid marijuana around penis
Getting caught with marijuana by police is bad enough. But the drug arrest of John Christopher Williams, 34, was particularly embarrassing.

Bear Strolls Into McDonald's Drive-Through Lane
SOUTH BRUNSWICK, N.J. — The morning rush hour finds plenty of people in the drive-through lane at the McDonald's on busy Route 1 in South Brunswick.

Mom wants apology after psychic's abuse claim
An Ontario mother is demanding an apology from her local school board after the Children's Aid Society began an investigation into sexual abuse allegations formulated from an educational assistant's visit to a psychic.

Dad forced to choose which twin would die
A GRIEVING father told an inquest yesterday how he was forced to make a "life and death" decision over which of his children to save when a family canoe trip turned to tragedy.

LA turns to rainmakers as drought starts to bite
Eight hundred thousand dollars should buy a lot of water. But in Los Angeles county, where a recently declared drought is starting to bite, politicians plan to spend that much firing silver iodide particles into the sky in the hope of boosting rainfall by as much as 15%.

Burger King Launches World's Most Expensive Hamburger
LONDON — It's known as the home of 'The Whopper' and Burger King is hoping its latest product really lives up to its reputation. The fast-food giant launched a $200 burger Wednesday — all in the name of charity.

Ex - parking meter worker charged with stealing $30K
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) -- New Jersey prosecutors say a former city worker whose job involved emptying parking meters stole more than $30,000 in coins from the machines. That equals a stack of quarters about 700 feet high.

Schoolboy hacker Omar Khan who upped his grades faces 38 years in jail
It could be a long time before Omar Khan goes to college: as long as 38 years, according to Orange County prosecutors, who have arrested and charged the 18-year-old student with breaking into his prestigious high school and hacking into computers to change his test grades from Fs to As.

News for 06-18-2008
Aurora man sleeps off stabbing, police say
An Aurora man stabbed in the chest in a bar fight went home and passed out without realizing he was seriously injured, police said.

Guy kidnaps ex-girlfriend to get ironing done
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.

5th human foot washes up on Canada coast
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) -- A fifth human foot in a year has washed ashore off the coast of British Columbia, and this time it's a left one.

Chase turns sour for lemonade stand robber
TERRE HAUTE, Ind. (AP) -- Call it a lemonade standoff. A girl whose lemonade stand was robbed of $17.50 chased the suspect into a nearby home and called police, who spent nearly an hour trying to coax the man into surrendering.

Man crashes into police gate, asks to be jailed
MOSES LAKE — Authorities say a man drove into a security gate at the Moses Lake police parking lot, then asked to be jailed.

Sometimes it rains cement
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian air force planes dropped a 25-kg (55-lb) sack of cement on a suburban Moscow home last week while seeding clouds to prevent rain from spoiling a holiday, Russian media said on Tuesday.

Woman Sues Victoria's Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong
Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria's Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.

News for 06-17-2008
Couple Freed from Jail in Paraguay After Doctor Confirms Groom is Hermaphrodite
ASUNCION, Paraguay — A couple jailed on suspicion of having a same-sex wedding was freed Monday after a doctor determined that the groom is a hermaphrodite.

NC couple accused of tying son to tree charged
TARBORO, N.C. (AP) -- A couple accused of killing their 13-year-old son by tying him to a tree for two nights for punishment appeared in a courtroom Monday to face charges of murder and felony child abuse.

''Gas Men'' help out motorists
PLAINVILLE, Conn. - They don't climb tall buildings in a single bound, but the mysterious "Gas Men" are super heroes to some fed-up motorists.

Man Changes Name to 'In God We Trust'
ZION, Ill. — A school bus driver and amateur artist from the northern Chicago suburb of Zion has legally changed his name to "In God We Trust."

Leader of body parts ring apologizes in court
"The disgust factor is enormous," said Stephanie Berardini, 36, who underwent periodontal surgery throughout her mouth using tissue and bone implants from Mastromarino's cadavers.

Company Removes 788 Rats From Oregon House
Police Chief Tom Boggs informed the Sutherlin City Council this week that a pest-removal company has trapped and removed 788 rats from an infested house. An exterminator will be brought in to poison any remaining rodents.

Chicago and police officers lose case and $7.7 million for false arrest
A trained nurse, Rachelle Jackson immediately ran toward the sound of the crash. A Chicago police car had collided with another vehicle and was starting to smoke, two officers still inside. Fearing an explosion, she quickly pulled one officer from the passenger side.She never imagined her act of kindness nearly six years ago would land her in jail for more than 10 months on charges that she robbed, battered and disarmed a peace officer.

Girl survives lightning strike, then wins $20
BLANCHARD, Mich. (AP) -- No one quite understands the term ''striking it lucky'' better than 16-year-old BreAnna Helsel. The Michigan teen survived being struck by lightning and went on to win $20 in the lottery the next day.

Dog Swept Up, Killed by Street Sweeping Truck
NEW YORK — A street-sweeping truck roaring down a Bronx street sucked up a dog and killed her as her owner held the leash.

Man nets 23rd arrest for posing as transit worker
NEW YORK - A man so fascinated with the city’s public transit system that he’s turned his life into a train wreck is in trouble again.

Armpit sniffer gets jail and cane
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singapore man with a penchant for sniffing women's armpits was sentenced to 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of the cane for molesting his victims, a local newspaper reported Friday.

Teen Sleepover Turns Into Sex Party
Police said two Bucks County moms have been charged after a sleepover involving six teenage boys took an alleged illegal sexual turn.

News for 06-13-2008
Calif. school defends DWI shock tactics
OCEANSIDE, Calif. - On a Monday morning last month, highway patrol officers visited 20 classrooms at El Camino High School to announce some horrible news: Several students had been killed in car wrecks over the weekend.

Drivers turn to blow-up dolls to beat traffic rules
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Drivers in New Zealand's largest city of Auckland are turning to inflatable passengers to try and beat transit lane rules.

Jail break foiled by air vent
SYDNEY (Reuters) - A woman who attempted to escape from jail in Sydney had to be rescued by police after she became stuck in an air conditioning duct, police said on Thursday.

Chinese babies named 'Olympic Games'
More than 4,000 children in China have been given the name Aoyun, meaning Olympic Games, in the past 15 years.

September High School drops Liquor Mart fundraiser
As the nation struggles economically and donors cut back on giving, Boulder's oldest independent school is beating the odds by raising the most money in its history -- although not all its fundraising efforts will be used again.

News for 06-12-2008
7 Arrested for Cheering at High School Graduations
COLUMBIA, S.C. — When school officials in Rock Hill, South Carolina, tell graduation ceremony crowds to hold their applause until the end, they mean it — Police arrested seven people after they were accused of loud cheering during the ceremonies.

Nail - in - skull survivor: 'It never really hurt'
SHAWNEE, Kan. (AP) -- George Chandler says he didn't know a 2 1/2-inch nail was driven into his skull until his buddy spotted it stuck through his cap. Chandler said he felt only a sting. ''It never did really what you call hurt,'' the Shawnee man said Wednesday on NBC's ''Today.''

Pa. man walks 25 miles to court for DUI sentencing
CARLISLE, Pa. (AP) -- A man facing sentencing on a drunken-driving conviction couldn't get a ride to court. So he start walking. And walking. Stephen Shoemaker was scheduled to appear at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday for sentencing.

Drunk baby born 15 times over limit
A POLISH mother who was intoxicated during labour has given birth to a baby girl who was almost 15 times over the adult drink-driving limit.

Camera phone ban for peeping toilet teen
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singapore man has been banned from owning a camera phone for a year after he was found guilty of secretly filming a woman in an airport toilet, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

The man who fell off a sofa while laughing at Have I Got News For You - and ended up in court
A man was handcuffed, arrested and dragged before a court after falling off the settee with laughter while watching Have I Got News For You.

News for 06-10-2008
11 lbs. of drugs, hidden in ladies' hangers, seized in Charlotte
Charlotte – Customs officials at Charlotte-Douglas International Airport have seized more than 11 pounds of hashish that was concealed in wooden clothes hangers.

Antarctica base gets 16,500 condoms for winter
ONE of the last shipments to a US research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year's supply of condoms, a New Zealand newspaper has reported.

Ohio man stalls long enough to get new outhouse
BATAVIA, Ohio - An ailing, retired farmer who refused to give up his outhouse after authorities declared it to be a public nuisance finally got a new one.

Crews rescue naked man stuck in portable potty
LEBANON, Pa. - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police find pipe bomb stuffed inside chicken
SIMSBURY, Conn. - Authorities in Connecticut are wondering who stuffed a raw roasting chicken with a pipe bomb and left it on a roadside.

Man avoids injury in 'Samurai knife' attack by jealous husband
MOUNT CARMEL — Mount Carmel police confiscated a foot-long “Samurai type knife” from an estranged husband who allegedly lunged and swung it at a friend of his wife’s Friday afternoon in what the arresting officer described as a jealousy- fueled attack.

News for 06-09-2008
Outcry after French court rules on virginity
PARIS - The bride said she was a virgin. When her new husband discovered that was a lie, he went to court to annul the marriage — and a French judge agreed.

Crash Victims Throw Blood At Rescuers After Canyon Wreck
SALT LAKE CITY - Rescuers got quite a surprise on Saturday as they approached a vehicle that had crashed in Little Cottonwood Canyon, when the victims flung their own blood at them.

Elvis no name for a girl
Swedish tax authorities have informed a couple in Stockholm that they may not keep the name Elvis for their five-month old daughter.

Woman, wheelchair fall 30 ft in NJ elevator shaft
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (AP) -- A woman in a motorized wheelchair slammed into a hotel elevator, forcing the doors to open, and then fell about 30 feet down the shaft early Saturday, a city fire official said.

Man jumps from plane with no parachute, dies
DUANESBURG, N.Y. (AP) — A 29-year-old man leaped out of a plane at 10,000 feet with a camera but no parachute Saturday. His body was found next to a house with a damaged roof, police said.

News for 06-06-2008
Tired Japanese shopper steals police car to get home
A Japanese man, too tired to walk home, decided to steal a patrol car he saw outside a post office in Gunma, north of Tokyo, that had been left running.

Ban on drunken chat-up for thief
A convicted rapist who stole underwear has been banned for life from making sexual advances towards women while under the influence of alcohol.

Typo on diplomas embarrasses Ohio principal
WESTLAKE, Ohio (AP) -- A Cleveland-area principal says he's embarrassed his students got proof of their ''educaiton'' on their high school diplomas.

Fire officials say hoarded gasoline led to fire
DARTMOUTH, Mass. (AP) -- Authorities say a couple trying to beat the high cost of gasoline accidentally caused a fire that burned their apartment complex.

Armed police raid rap video
An armed police SWAT squad who raced to a shoot-out between armed drugs dealers found gangsta rappers making a music video instead.

News for 06-05-2008
Woman who cut forest trees gets 4 - minute probation
RENO, Nev. (AP) -- At one point this year, Patricia Vincent faced up to 20 years in prison for hiring a company to chop down trees on national forest land next to her home to improve her view of Lake Tahoe. Instead, she ended up serving about 4 minutes of probation.

Man orders father murdered to get his job
PATNA, India (Reuters) - An Indian man, frustrated at failing to find employment, ordered the murder of his father to get his government job, a day before the victim was to retire, police said on Tuesday.

Japanese patient's 'tumour' turns out to be 25-year-old towel
TOKYO (AFP) - Doctors who carried out surgery on a Japanese man to remove a "tumour" had good news and bad news for him. He did not have cancer -- but the "growth" that had been causing him pain was in fact a 25-year-old surgical towel.

Curbing bike theft with thievery lessons?
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch cyclists lobby group plans to teach more people across the country how to steal bikes after lessons it conducted in the big cities showed that bike owners became more security-conscious after taking the lessons.

Naked photos, e-mail get teens in trouble
HARTFORD, Connecticut (AP) -- Passing notes in study hall or getting your best friend to ask a boy if he likes you or, you know, LIKES you, is so last century. Nowadays, teenagers are snapping naked pictures of themselves on their cell phones and sending them to their boyfriends and girlfriends.

Homeless man accused of swindling 13 women
SOUDERTON, Pa. (AP) -- A homeless man accused of duping 13 women by posing as a millionaire on an Internet dating service was arraigned Wednesday in this Philadelphia suburb.

News for 06-03-2008
Surgeons cut 16 washers from penis
A MAN was operated on in Hornsby Hospital early today to remove 16 stainless steel washers from his penis.

Mow your lawn... or risk jail time in Canton, Ohio
CANTON, Ohio (AP) -- Homeowners who don't mow their grass in the northeast Ohio city of Canton now face stiffer penalties -- including possible jail time.

Girl, 8, Survives Swallowing 20 Steel Marbles, 10 Magnets
HUNTINGBURG, Ind. — The parents of an 8-year-old southern Indiana girl who swallowed 20 marble-size steel balls and half as many magnets from a building set want the toy completely removed from stores.

Pa. man, 71, friend in wheelchair nab suspect
KINGSTON, Pa. (AP) -- A 21-year-old robbery suspect was jailed in Luzerne County thanks to the efforts of the 71-year-old victim and his friend in a wheelchair.

Pringles designer Fredric J Baur buried in iconic can
THE man who designed the Pringles potato crisp packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic tall, circular cans.

‘Black Guy’ booth livens up Corvallis Saturday market
The booths at the Saturday Corvallis Farmers’ Market have a wild mix of fresh produce, tasty food, plants and flowers. But this week, a table just outside the bazaar offered something more bizarre — “Meet a Black Guy.”

News for 06-02-2008
Thong-Faced Thieves Rob Colorado Gas Station
Police in Arvada, Colo., are searching for two men they say robbed a gas station convenience store while wearing brightly colored thong underwear over their faces, MyFOXColorado.com reported.

Homeless woman lived in man's closet for year
TOKYO - A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Teen blames kiss for her drunken driving arrest
After the 17-year-old from Glen Cove recorded a .15 percent blood-alcohol level in a portable breath test - nearly the twice the legal limit of .08 percent - she told the officer who pulled her over, "I didn't drink! I was kissing a boy who was drunk," according to the police report.

Man sues over testicle removal
A Middletown man who was partially castrated during a 2007 medical procedure has sued the doctor after another medical group told him the body part removed wasn’t cancerous as he was led to believe.

Man drops $11,200 from plane
AN INDONESIAN businessman sparked a scramble for cash when he dropped 100 million rupiah ($11,200) in banknotes from an aircraft today to promote a book he has written.

Gatecrashers trash Facebook party
More than 400 gatecrashers trashed a £5m house after a girl advertised her 16th birthday party on the internet.

Lesbian Kiss Too Much for Seattle Fans
Anyone who has attended a Major League Baseball game in the past decade has probably seen a "Kiss Cam" where couples throughout the ballpark are featured locking lips on the big-screen JumboTrons.

Lotto millionaire goes back to work... at McDonald's
Lotto millionaire Luke Pittard has gone back to his old job at McDonald's - because he's bored.

Children's book explains boob jobs
A plastic surgeon has written a controversial children's book explaining nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast implants.

Deadly snake bites penis
A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.

Chaos At Underground Alcohol Ban Party
Police arrested 17 people and shut six London Underground stations during a chaotic night of partying to mark the last day of drinking on the Tube.

British rowers try to cross the Atlantic Ocean
NEW YORK (AP) -- Four men, one 29-foot rowboat -- and about 3,200 miles to go. A team of rowers from the United Kingdom set out from the Hudson River on Sunday to try to cross the Atlantic Ocean. They hope to end at the Isles of Scilly, a group of small islands off England's southwestern tip.

Dead cheerleader's family awarded nearly $700K
WAILUKU, Hawaii (AP) -- The chaperone of a teenage cheerleader who fell to her death from a hotel balcony in Hawaii while drunk has been ordered to pay nearly $700,000.

Man unearths box filled with Depression - era cash
MILWAUKEE (AP) -- Dan Deming had heard the rumors about the buried treasure on his central Wisconsin farm.

News for 05-29-2008
Teen says cops groped her and forced her to watch sex video — of herself
A Westchester County teenager has filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against three Harrison police officers, accusing one of them of sexually abusing her and all three of forcing her to watch a sex video — in which she performed at age 15 — that they confiscated.

Kindergartner Voted Out By Students
Melissa Barton says Morningside Elementary teacher Wendy Portillo had her son's classmates say what they didn't like about 5-year-old Alex. She says the teacher then had the students vote, and voted Alex, who is being evaluated for Asperger's syndrome -- an autism spectrum disorder -- out of the class by a 14-2 margin.

Boy, they REALLY make tourists feel welcome here!
TOKYO (Reuters) - One of the travelers who arrived at Tokyo's Narita airport over the weekend may have picked up an unusual souvenir from customs -- a package of cannabis.

Shark attacks boy in his bedroom
Anyone involved in a shark attack would be considered unlucky – but few could claim to have been as luckless as Sam Hawthorne.

Heartbroken man climbs into morgue freezer
TAIPEI (Reuters) - A Taiwan man grieving over the death of his girlfriend climbed inside a morgue freezer to be with her and was only pulled out alive half an hour later, media and an official said on Tuesday.

12 - year - old W.Va. girl stung by scorpion at store
BARBOURSVILLE, W.Va. (AP) -- One young shopper at a Wal-Mart in West Virginia had to watch out for more than falling prices.

Tenn. woman who spent life in iron lung dies at 61
MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- A woman who defied medical odds and spent nearly 60 years in an iron lung after being diagnosed with polio as a child died Wednesday after a power failure shut down the machine that kept her breathing, her family said.

Twin, separated at birth, sues for mix-up
MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish twin, separated from her family for 28 years, is suing the Canary Islands for a mix-up at the maternity hospital which led to her being taken home by the wrong mother, media reported Wednesday.

Baby put up for sale on Craigslist?
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A couple has been arrested in what Canadian police said on Tuesday was an apparent offer to sell a seven-day-old baby girl on Craigslist for C$10,000 ($10,100).

He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000
TAMPA - A nude maid cleaned up good at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says the maid stole more than $40,000 from a Cheval home despite not wearing any clothes.

Lawyer sues Delta for ruining family vacation
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York lawyer is suing Delta Air Lines for $1 million, saying his family vacation turned into a nightmare after they were stranded in an airport for days and treated disdainfully by airline employees.

News for 05-28-2008
Space station struggles with balky toilet
HOUSTON - Just days before the planned delivery of the international space station's largest laboratory, its crew is facing a much more down-to-Earth problem: a stopped-up toilet.

Man cited for seventh DUI
A 40-year-old Great Falls man was arrested Sunday morning on suspicion of earning his seventh driving under the influence citation after he and another vehicle crashed into each other.

News for 05-27-2008
Father learns kids don't inflate
Phnom Penh - A Cambodian father and mechanic learned the hard way not to inflate children when he inserted an air hose designed to fill car tires into his 5-year-old son's anus and blew him up, local media reported on Thursday.

Billionaire treats wounded soldiers to Vegas weekend
LAS VEGAS (AP) -- All too familiar with the gambles of war, Jimmy Kinsey, Kyle Riley and a few dozen fellow soldiers landed in the desert. But for these guys this Memorial Day, the most at stake is a few bucks. The soldiers-turned-high rollers took a private jet to Las Vegas over the weekend for an all-expenses-paid getaway with all the perks normally saved for casinos' richest regulars.

Car thief held after stand-off with boars
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police pursuing a car thief through a dark forest turned rescuers when the man became cornered by a family of angry wild boar.

German parents post baby on eBay for 1 euro
BERLIN (AP) -- Authorities in southern Germany said Saturday they have taken custody of a 7-month-old boy after his parents posted an ad on eBay offering to sell him for one euro, the equivalent of $1.57.

Hair patrol: La. barber ticketed for Monday work
HOUMA, La. (AP) -- Police in this town wouldn't cut a break for a barber who ran afoul of an obscure law barring him from working Sundays and Mondays.

Officer responding to break - in nabs dead turkey
KALAMAZOO, Mich. (AP) -- A police officer investigating an apparent break-in at a Kalamazoo business instead nabbed a dead 10-pound turkey, police said.

Student Sent Home For '69' T-Shirt
BOSTON -- A Billerica, Mass., mother is furious after her 14-year-old daughter was suspended for a day from her middle school for wearing a T-shirt that said "SOPHOMORE 69."

News for 05-23-2008
Mexican jail releases disruptive donkey
TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico (AP) — A donkey doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery has been freed from jail.

Man jailed when daughter fails to get diploma
CINCINNATI — A man ordered by a judge to make sure his daughter hit the books has found himself in jail because she failed to earn a high school equivalency diploma.

Fresno Teen Killed After Hitting Officer With Bat
FRESNO (AP) ― Psychologists were on campus Thursday to counsel shocked students and staff at a high school where a police officer shot and killed a student after authorities said the teenager clubbed the officer with a baseball bat.

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Australian clocked speeding at 263kmh (163 MPH) in makeshift car
An Australian driver has been caught speeding at 263 kilometres per hour (164mph) in a car held together with plastic cable ties, police said Thursday.

Muslim man threatens to sue driving school for sending transsexual instructor to teach his wife
For the past 12 months, she had proudly taken to the road as part of an all-female driving school. But Emma Sherdley is not exactly all woman.

Pit bull saves owner from Samurai-sword-wielding boyfriend
A domestic dispute that included the use of a Samurai sword and a pit bull led a Jamestown man to jump out a second-floor window Monday night, before he was apprehended hiding between some mattresses on a nearby porch, Jamestown police said.

Mom sentenced to 20 years for keeping son in cage
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- A mother was sentenced to 20 years in prison Thursday for keeping her 17-year-old adopted son caged in her home.

Wolf whistle works, woman strips
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - Road workers in a small New Zealand town got their wish granted when a woman stripped saying she was fed up with their wolf-whistles.

Former Student Sues N.J. School Alleging Principal Forced Him Into Dirty Talk
TEANECK, N.J. — A former Teaneck High School student claims he was forced into graphic sex talk and ordered to take his pants off in the principal's office. He's suing, alleging the school's lack of safety rules subjected him to abuse.

Every pupil's dream: the exam with answers on back
LONDON (Reuters) - It sounds like every student's dream -- turning over an exam paper and finding the answers on the back.

News for 05-21-2008
Utah photog captures own javelin-spearing accident at track meet
PROVO, Utah (AP) -- A newspaper photographer got a little too close to the action at the state high school track championships -- and was speared through the leg by a javelin.

Gas Station Employee Fired for Fighting Off Robber
An act of bravery to defend a co-worker has cost a Minnesota gas-station attendant his job.

Arrested for racist blog
POLICE have arrested a 24-year-old man for posting contents in his blog that could "wound the racial feelings of another", according to their statement.

NZ pilots's prayer answered in emergency landing
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- It seemed like an almost literal answer to their prayers. When two New Zealand pilots ran out of fuel in a microlight airplane they offered prayers and were able to make an emergency landing in a field -- coming to rest right next to a sign reading, ''Jesus is Lord.''

Woman gets millions over baby stuck in birth canal
CINCINNATI (AP) -- An Ohio jury has awarded more than $20 million to a woman whose baby was stuck in her birth canal for 13 hours.

Parents fleeing armed home invaders leave child behind near West Palm Beach
An 8-year-old boy slept in his room Tuesday morning while gunmen forced their way into his house, shot and killed a family dog and sent his parents fleeing to the street.

Critics Slam Boston Doctor Who Offers Sex Change Treatment to Kids
Boston’s Children’s Hospital bills itself as the hospital for children — and now it’s also the hospital for children who want a sex change, a procedure some critics are calling “barbaric.”

Romp in woods ends in charges for airline workers
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) -- A pilot's nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant has ended with both suspended and under arrest, police said.

Lost parrot tells veterinarian his address
TOKYO (AP) -- When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught -- recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.

Mother Told She'd Be Arrested for Bringing Autistic Son to Church
BERTHA, Minn. — The mother of a 13-year-old autistic boy says she wanted to take him to Mass on Sunday despite a court order that bans him from her church.

News for 05-19-2008
Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years
THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.

Boy Sleeps For First Time In 3 Years
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- A 3-year-old Florida boy who has not slept for three years because of a rare brain condition finally fell asleep after experimental surgery, doctors said.

Yearbook photos botched in 'unfortunate lapse'
McKINNEY, Texas (AP) -- School officials say they are appalled by altered photos -- including heads on different bodies -- in hundreds of McKinney High School yearbooks delivered this week.

Police: Woman faked brain cancer to avoid work
ARLINGTON, Wash. -- A former Washington state social worker has been accused of faking brain cancer to avoid work.

Chemist gets life for killing husband in acid vat
FRESNO, Calif. (AP) -- A biochemist was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole Friday for killing her estranged husband by knocking him out and stuffing him into a vat of acid, possibly while he was still alive.

R.I. Woman Convicted of Killing 3-Year-Old Nephew for Making a Mess
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A woman who beat her 3-year-old nephew after she came home from a night of drinking to find a mess in her Woonsocket home has been convicted of murder.

News for 05-16-2008
Virginia Court Dismisses Case Against 1-Year-Old Baby
HARRISONBURG, Va. — A Harrisonburg court has dismissed a case against a baby boy summoned to appear in court for an unpaid bill.

9 - year - old girl's twin is found inside her stomach
ATHENS, Greece (AP) -- A 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was found to be carrying her embryonic twin, doctors said Thursday.

Texas Substitute Teacher Arrested After Coming to Class Drunk
ICHARDSON, Texas — A substitute middle school teacher suspected of being drunk in class was too intoxicated to complete a sobriety test and was arrested, authorities said.

College Student, 19, Elected Mayor of Oklahoma City of 38,000
MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma — A 19-year-old first-year student at the University of Oklahoma was elected mayor Tuesday of Muskogee, a city of 38,000 in the northeastern part of the state.

Prosecutor: Landlord tried to kill man over rent
NEW YORK (AP) -- Prosecutors say a New York landlord who tried to kill a tenant with a bomb has been indicted on attempted murder and other charges. The tenant lost a leg in the blast.

News for 05-14-2008
'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks
HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

News for 05-12-2008
Woman files claim, saying dog feces ruined family outing
NORWALK, Conn. - A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage.

Texas Teens Tell Police They Converted Skull Into Bong
HOUSTON — Three teenagers were arrested after two of them told police they dug up a secluded grave north of Houston, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a marijuana bong.

Forbidden Love Between Siblings
Danielle Heaney and Nick Cameron are in love. But their love is taboo. They're half brother and sister.

Man who lost homes in Katrina claims $97M Powerball prize
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) -- A construction company owner who lost two homes in Hurricane Katrina claimed a $97 million Powerball prize, a jackpot won off a ticket he bought at a convenience store where he stopped to buy his wife a gallon of milk.

Kids, mom lived with 90 - year - old's corpse for weeks in Wis.
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Two children and their mother lived for about two months with the decaying body of a 90-year-old woman on the toilet of their home's only bathroom, on the advice of a religious ''superior'' who claimed the corpse would come back to life, authorities said Friday.

Texas Woman Convicted for Operating Swinger's Club Involving Young Children
TYLER, Texas — A jury again needed just four minutes Thursday to convict an organizer of an East Texas swinger's club where prosecutors say young children were forced to perform sexual acts for an audience.

Fart tax on cattle
Estonian authorities have slapped a flatulence tax on farmers to compensate the country for the methane gas produced by cows.

Man loses 35,000 dollars in 'marinaded money' scam
A Vietnamese man in Norway lost around 35,000 dollars after he was led to believe that mixing the cash with a special liquid would double its value, Norwegian media reported Saturday.

3 suspended for not standing for Pledge of Allegiance
Three small-town eighth-graders in Minnesota were suspended by their principal for not standing Thursday morning for the Pledge of Allegiance, violating a district policy that the principal now says may soon be reworded to protect free speech rights.

Stolen laptop leads victim to alleged thieves
WHITE PLAINS - Smile, you're busted. A tech-savvy White Plains woman whose apartment was burglarized solved the crime herself after she was able to log on to her stolen laptop, photograph one of the suspects with it and get photos of another, police said.

News for 05-07-2008
Minnesota couple claims $180 million Powerball jackpot
ROSEVILLE, Minn. (AP) -- Paul and Sue Rosenau say they already have everything they need, so their lives won't change that much after winning a $180.1 million Powerball jackpot.

6 fraternities suspended in drug probe at San Diego State U.
SAN DIEGO (AP) -- San Diego State University has suspended six fraternities after a sweeping drug investigation that landed dozens of students in jail on suspicion of openly dealing drugs on campus.

Chocolate breath odor helps officer nab shoplifting suspect
BREMERTON, Wash. (AP) - It was the odor of chocolate on the suspect's breath that gave away a 15-year-old boy accused of shoplifting candy bars in Bremerton. An officer responding to the shoplifting report Friday night caught up with the suspect on a bicycle.

Footballing fish
A Californian man has trained his pet goldfish to play football, basketball and even limbo dance under a bar.

Girl, 3, drove car
Police in Bulgaria are investigating after a three year old girl "drove" her dad's car half a mile through a busy market.

8 in NYC accused of torturing, robbing drug dealers
NEW YORK (AP) -- A gang of police impersonators abducted and tortured cocaine traffickers, forcing them to hand over multimillion-dollar stashes by holding their families hostage or threatening to squeeze their testicles with pliers, authorities said Tuesday.

Fla. Teacher Accused Of Wizardry
Teacher Jim Piculas does a magic trick where a toothpick disappears and then reappears.

News for 05-05-2008
Slain student apparently dialed 911; help not sent
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- A college student apparently called 911 from her cell phone shortly before she was killed but a dispatcher hung up, failed to call back and never sent police to investigate, authorities said Thursday.

Trio caught after allegedly trying to bust dog out of Okla. city pound for owner's funeral
WILSON, Okla. - Two men have been charged with second-degree burglary after they and a teenager were trying to bust a dog out of the city pound for its owner's memorial service.

Suburb Hands Out Free Viagra
SANTIAGO, Chile -- A working-class suburb of Chile's capital began handing out free Viagra to senior citizens on Wednesday.

Indian Babies Dropped 50 Feet for Good Luck in Bizarre Ritual
A jaw-dropping ritual in India has infants plunging 50 feet from a tower to wish them good health.

Japan worker in 780,000 porn hits
A council employee in Japan has been punished after officials discovered he had logged more than 780,000 hits on porn websites at work in nine months.

Dinosaur Dung Sells At NYC Auction For Nearly $1,000
NEW YORK -- A pile of dinosaur dung 130 million years old sold at a New York auction Wednesday for nearly $1,000.

Nanny Rips Baby Girl From Jaws of Coyote in California Sandbox
CHINO HILLS, Calif. — A nanny pulled a 2-year-old girl from the jaws of a coyote when the animal attacked the toddler and tried to carry her away in its mouth, officials said.

Illinois man orders custom beer - can coffin
SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) -- Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. ''I actually fit, because I got in here,'' said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

Teen Gives Birth in Shower, Walks to Hospital
LONG BEACH, Calif. — A 17-year-old girl gave birth secretly at home, then walked four blocks to a hospital with the baby still attached by its umbilical cord.

News for 05-01-2008
Detergent Gas Suicide Forces Hundreds to Flee Homes in Japan
TOKYO — About 350 people fled their homes in northern Japan on Thursday to escape poisonous fumes released by a neighbor who killed himself by mixing detergent and other chemicals — the latest in a series of such suicides.

South Carolina Teen Accused in School Plot Wanted to Kill Jesus
FLORENCE, S.C. — Federal authorities say a South Carolina teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus.

Saudi governor orders haircuts for men who hit on women
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) -- A governor in northern Saudi Arabia has ordered authorities to punish men who flirt with women in public places by cutting their hair, local media said Tuesday.

Ohio teen hides in bed from home intruders
LITHOPOLIS, Ohio (AP) — A teenager home alone who hid in bed from two intruders and alerted her mother by text message said Thursday she pulled bed sheets over her head because she believed they were thieves who were more likely to look elsewhere for items to steal.

Newspaper carrier finds woman pinned by dead husband
ST. LOUIS - Bruce Pitts had a feeling something was wrong when the newspapers began piling up in the roadside tube outside the southern Illinois home of Fred and Blanche Roberts.

News for 04-29-2008
Canadian man in Taser trouser inferno shocker
Taser-wielding Canadian police inadvertently caused a horrific underpant conflagration at the weekend, according to reports.

Porno movie dispute lands woman in jail
A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.

Pennsylvania man survives 500 - foot fall into strip mine
ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) -- A man survived a 500-foot fall into a strip mine Friday, astounding rescuers who spent hours on a risky descent into the abyss to bring him back out.

Supermarket worker dies of heart attack 'after drinking four cans of Red Bull'
A man suffered a fatal heart attack which may have been caused by drinking too many cans of the energy drink Red Bull.

A congressman cracks down on soft porn at the PX.
Republican Congressman Paul Broun, the representative from Georgia's 10th District, wants to stop the sale of Playboy and Penthouse at military bases around the world, invoking an argument that at the very least is scientifically questionable: that consuming even soft pornography makes men more prone to committing sex crimes.

Student gets $628 ticket for sitting on park ledge
Most people who walk by Émilie Gamelin Park downtown see its many granite surfaces as an invitation to sit and relax.

State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles
TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.

Father Held Daughter in Cellar for 24 Years in Austria
VIENNA, Austria — A woman has told police that she was held prisoner in a cellar for almost 24 years by her father, who repeatedly raped her and fathered at least six children.

Was woman raped on telephone?
TUNIS, Tunisia, April 27 (UPI) -- A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.

Toilet snoozer back again
Just six days after a bike cop heard Duff snoring inside a port-a-potty and found the 45-year-old snoozing on the john – pants up, a beer by his side – Duff was once again back on the toilet.

Motive Not Known of Special Education Teacher Accused of Taking Students to Motel for Sex
MAGNOLIA, Ark. — Police say the motives of a teacher accused of taking three youngsters to motels to engage in sex in a nearby town aren't known.

News for 04-25-2008
Wanted: two drinking pals for dad
The son of an elderly widower who could not find a drinking buddy has provided him with two new companions after advertising the post at a rate of £7 an hour, plus expenses.

2 held for allegedly trying to sell stolen sperm
MUMBAI, India - A laboratory technician who allegedly tried to make a quick buck by stealing samples from the sperm bank where he worked has been arrested after a suspicious doctor tipped off police.

Police: Carjacker stops to ask TV news crew for directions
CLEVELAND (AP) -- A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said.

Alligator wanders into woman’s kitchen
You’ve heard about the 800-pound gorilla in the living room. How about a 230-pound alligator in your kitchen?

Senior tag not a factor in crash, police say
Squirt guns are central to most games of senior tag. Teams of seniors, all from one high school, try to "eliminate" participants by squirting them. The games last for several weeks and winners receive a pot of money collected from team fees. At some schools, participants can't be eliminated if they're naked when squirted.

News for 04-23-2008
Dog crosses desert, mountains and somehow gets back home
ELY, Nev. (AP) -- A dog that ran off during a road-trip rest stop apparently made her way nearly 80 miles across Nevada's high desert and two mountain ranges to return home a week later.

Alleged drug dealer calls police to report robbery
NORTH NEW HYDE PARK, N.Y. (AP) -- A Long Island man had to know he would be arrested when he called police to report he had just been robbed during a drug deal that went bad.

Malaysian cop allegedly breaks into car, falls asleep
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) -- A Malaysian cop was arrested after he allegedly broke into a Mercedes Benz to steal its stereo but then dozed off on its luxurious seat, a news report said Friday.

Drunk man unaware of knife in back
A Russian electrician who spent a night with a ten-inch kitchen knife in his back only realised when he got home and his wife saw it.

Kids Playing Ball on Florida Beach Stumble Upon Skeleton
PORT ORANGE, Fla. — Authorities say a group of children playing ball on a beach discovered an adult human skeleton in the back yard of home near Port Orange, Florida.

Hopes fade for finding balloonist priest in Brazil
SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- Hopes for finding a priest who disappeared after soaring into the air with hundreds of colorful balloons are growing slimmer, rescue officials said Wednesday.

Father Kills Son in Hunting Accident After Mistaking Him for Turkey
BELLE PLAINE, Minn. — The Sibley County Sheriff says that a man who accidentally shot and killed his 9-year-old son while they were hunting apparently mistook the boy for a turkey.

Don't touch me there: NY jury rejects rectal exam lawsuit
NEW YORK (AP) -- A hospital did nothing wrong when it tried to examine the rectum of a construction worker who had been hit on the head by a falling wooden beam, a jury found Monday.

"What are you starin' at?"
LECCO, Italy (Reuters) - An Italian man was given a suspended jail sentence for staring too intensely at a woman sitting in front of him on a train.

Weapons Cache Found in Florida Girl's Tree House
ENGLEWOOD, Fla. — A father on Florida's southwest coast made a surprising find in his daughter's tree house — a cache of weapons and ammunition.

'I infected 1500 girls with AIDS'
A SERIES of sickening videos have been posted on the internet showing a man who claims to have deliberately "infected" thousands of women with AIDS.

News for 04-22-2008
Attorney Gets Jail for 'Rubbing One Out' in Court
Contempt of court just got a lot more contemptuous. Defense lawyer Adam Reposa was convicted of contempt for simulating masturbation in the middle of the courtroom while standing before Judge Jan Breland during a trial in March.

News for 04-18-2008
Filipina chops husband's penis to ensure fidelity
MANILA -- A housewife cut off her husband's penis while he was sleeping in their house in the Philippine capital to ensure his fidelity, a police officer said. Police officer Rolly Lipata said 37-year-old Lenly Bayabado had long suspected that her younger husband was having illicit affairs, prompting her to cut off his organ while he was asleep.

Digging gets man in deep financial hole
A RETIRED engineer who spent four decades digging tunnels underneath his house has been ordered to pay more than $600,000 for structural repairs to the property.

Fancy meeting you here!
A German man survived a 25ft plunge down a lift shaft when he landed on a woman who had fallen down it a day before.

News for 04-17-2008
40 NASA Workers On Same Floor Diagnosed With Cancer
CLEVELAND -- There are 40 cases of cancer among people who work in the same building at NASA Glenn Research Center.

Handcuffed man steals police car
Police in the Australian city of Brisbane were left stranded and embarrassed after a handcuffed suspect drove off in their patrol car.

Video Shows Toddler Forced to Smoke Pot
PATASKALA, Ohio -- A camcorder sold at a pawn shop in one Ohio town had a disturbing video left inside -- it showed a toddler being given marijuana.

Schoolboy lands 7ft fish
An Austrian schoolboy landed a seven foot fish on his first ever fishing trip.

Court terminates 8-year-old girl's marriage
SANAA (Reuters) - A Yemeni court ordered the marriage of an eight-year-old girl terminated on Tuesday because she had not reached puberty.

Alligator not the only unusual find linked to suspect
ANGLETON — When William Johnson made a couple of suspicious U-Turns at the intersection of Texas 35 and 288 early Sunday a state trooper pulled him over.

News for 04-15-2008
City Worker Dead after Falling into Wood Chipper
A city worker is dead after a horrible accident in Inglewood. The man was trimming trees on 80th Street Tuesday when he fell into a wood chipper. It is being investigated as an industrial accident and are looking for witnesses for more information. The victim has not been identified.

Fireman 'started blazes to earn overtime'
A teenage Polish fireman accused of going on an arson spree to notch up enough overtime to buy his girlfriend a present is facing ten years in jail.

Car wash finds $500,000 diamond pendant
ST PETERSBURG, Russia (Reuters) - Car cleaners at a Russian firm got a surprise when they cleaned out a vacuum cleaner this week: a diamond pendant worth up to 300,000 euros ($475,400).

Farmer used live missile as anvil
Romanian firefighters were shocked after a farmer was spotted using an unexploded missile as an anvil.

West Virginia Woman Finds Decomposing Body in Dead Mother's Closet
CHARLES TOWN, W.Va. — The daughter and son-in-law of a Charles Town woman who died made a gruesome discovery while going through her bedroom closet — the decomposing body of another woman wrapped in plastic, blankets and a sleeping bag.

Teacher attack caught on cell phone video
A teacher, flat on her back, being pummeled by a student… The video is now being seen by hundreds of thousands of viewers on the Internet. The assault happened last Friday to a teacher in Baltimore.

Loyal dog returns to owner's funeral
The dog, who wears an electric fence collar, ran away from the couple's home on Kimbrough Road. Two and a half days later, after searching for Sam, the family arrived at a church on Trenton Road, over six miles from their home, for Teddy's funeral and discovered Sam was waiting for them.

Girl, 14, Gets Probation for Killing Father With Shotgun
PITTSBURGH — A 14-year-old girl acknowledged killing her father with a 12-gauge shotgun blast to the face to end years of sexual abuse and could be on juvenile probation until she turns 21, her attorney said Thursday.

Tree man 'who grew roots' hopes to marry after 4lb of warts removed
The 'Tree Man of Java' is hoping to get married after doctors performed four major operations to hack away the bark-like tissue sprouting from his hands and feet.

Police Catch ‘Ninja Robber’
Ocala police have charged 55-year old Betty Hudson with armed robbery. Police allege she walked into a Central Florida bank in July 2007 dressed in all black and wearing a ninja-like mask. They say she was armed with a gun and demanded money.

Man Arrested 53 Times for Groping Women on New York Subway
NEW YORK — About two weeks after he was released from prison, Freddie Johnson boarded a crowded subway train during morning rush hour in Manhattan, squeezed in behind a woman and ground his pelvis into her backside, authorities said.

Bulgarian farmer swaps wife for goat
A luckless Bulgarian farmer who was been married three times has decided to try his hand at marriage one last time - with a goat.

News for 04-09-2008
Mom stabbed girl because of demon
A Waukegan mother claimed her 6-year-old daughter attacked her with a butcher knife because the petite kindergartner was possessed by a demon, Lake County authorities said Tuesday.

Police: Suspect Took Cab To, From Bank
EAST POINT, Ga. (AP) -- Police said they easily caught a bank robbery suspect after he had a taxi take him to and from the scene of the crime.

Dry cleaner gives same-day service to thieves
CANBERRA (Reuters) - A dry-cleaning shop owner in Papua New Guinea has found a unique way of encouraging thieves to clean up their behavior: giving them a steam cleaning.

Baby sitter accused of sexual assault with vacuum cleaner
CHURCH HILL — The Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office served an arrest warrant Wednesday on a Church Hill man accused of sexually assaulting a 7-year-old boy with a vacuum cleaner while baby-sitting in December.

News for 04-07-2008
Usually a cop flashes a badge ... but whatever
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A policeman in a small New Zealand town did not let the fact that he was naked hold him back from chasing a thief trying to steal his car.

Computer malfunction wipes out grades at four Evansville, Ind., schools
EVANSVILLE, Ind. - A computer malfunction wiped out a month's worth of grades at three high schools and one middle school, giving struggling students a second chance but dismaying others.

Scottish Schoolgirls Playing on Beach Find Woman's Severed Head
EDINBURGH, Scotland — Two schoolgirls playing on a Scottish beach found a woman's severed head, police said Tuesday.

Jackpot Winner to Boss: I'm Out of Here
LANSING, Mich. (AP) -- David Sneath has worked at a Ford Motor Co. parts warehouse for 34 years, but it didn't take him any time at all to walk out once he discovered he had won a $136 million Mega Millions jackpot.

Florida Retirees Resort to Firepower to Take Out Pesky Ducks; Gunman Pleads No Contest
It's a debate waged in apartment complexes and residential communities across the country: Feed the neighborhood critters or shoo them a way?

Farmer cuts property in two to give to ex-wife
BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serb farmer used a grinding machine to cut in half his farm tools and machines to comply with a court ruling that he must share all his property with his ex-wife, local media reported on Thursday.

Police: Pawn Shop Video Shows Ohio Teen Giving Toddler Marijuana
NEWARK, Ohio — A central Ohio teenager is charged with giving a toddler marijuana.

Father, daughter incest pair 'lived under same roof'
An ex-wife of the South Australian man who had a baby with his daughter has rubbished claims the pair had almost no contact for 30 years. Dorothy Deaves told ninemsn John and Jenny Deaves, who have now had two babies together, lived under the same roof when Jenny was a 15-year-old girl.

Man Accused of Booby-Trapping His Door
BAY SHORE, N.Y. (AP) - Police in New York say they've arrested a man who booby-trapped his apartment door with a contraption made from a crutch, an elastic cord and a big knife.

Cops clock man on motorcycle at 156 mph
MOUNT CARMEL, Tenn.—Mount Carmel police say a Kingsport man clocked driving a motorcycle 156 miles per hour may have been testing the town's new speed enforcement cameras. Authorities said 23-year-old Loda Eugene Ward Jr. has been charged with reckless driving.

Man Convicted, Sentenced, Then Married
DURANT, Okla. (AP) -- A man who had just received a 10-year prison term exchanged marriage vows with a woman in the same courthouse before being led away in shackles.

Saudi Orders Prison, Lashes for Canadian
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) -- A Saudi Arabian court convicted a 17-year-old Canadian for involvement in the murder of a classmate and sentenced him on Saturday to a year in prison and 200 lashes, his father and lawyer said.

Driver climbs on roof of van, crashes
READING, Pa. A Reading man whose minivan crashed after he climbed on its roof while driving about 55 miles per hour is in fair condition this weekend.

Suicide Links Heart Donor, Recipient
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. (AP) -- A man who received a heart transplant 12 years ago and later married the donor's widow died the same way the donor did, authorities said: of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

Police: Man Used Hedgehog As Weapon
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A New Zealand man has been accused of assault with prickly weapon -- a hedgehog.

Hair salon scalps customers
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese hair salon has been shut down and fined 500,000 yuan ($71,280) for holding two customers hostage and charging wildly excessive fees for haircuts, a newspaper reported on Monday.

News for 04-01-2008
14 Russian Cult Members Emerge From Cave
MOSCOW (AP) -- Fourteen more members of a Russian cult that has been holed up in a cave for months awaiting the end of the world emerged Tuesday after melting snows caused more of their hillside cave to collapse, officials said.

Prank Caller Gets Four Years in Prison, Costs British Taxpayers Almost $2M
Britain’s alleged worst prank caller was sentenced Sunday to four years in prison after pleading guilty to causing a public nuisance for 40 years of phony calls to emergency services, the Daily Mail reports.

Teen's Donated Organs Spread Cancer to Four Recipients, Killing Two
The family of a 15-year-old New York boy thought they were helping him to live on by donating his organs.

Police Release Photos of Weapons in Waycross Plot
WAYCROSS, GA -- It's the type of news you don't expect to hear coming out of an elementary school. Nine third grade students suspended at Center Elementary in Waycross for an alleged plot to attack their teacher.

Homeowner Finds Drunk Teen Asleep In Living Room
SOUTH WINDSOR - A homeowner who left his door unlocked over the weekend found an unexpected visitor early Sunday morning, police said: A drunk teen-ager sleeping on his living room couch.

Washington Man Pulls DUI Doubleheader
A Kitsap County, Wash., man was arrested twice in one day for driving under the influence. Kitsap County is located just west of Seattle, across the Puget Sound.

News for 03-31-2008
Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table
(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.

Child Genius at Oxford Becomes Prostitute
A child prodigy with a talent in mathematics that won her a spot at Oxford at the age of 13 somehow found her way into prostitution.

Dance Club Where 12-Year-Old Danced Won't Be Closed
DALLAS -- The city cannot shut down a Dallas strip club just because a 12-year-old danced nude there.

Teen's Underwear Dance at McDonald's Leads to Robbery, Assault Arrest
YONKERS, N.Y. — Police say four teenagers have been arrested in a bizarre assault and robbery that began with one of them dancing in his underwear behind a Yonkers fast-food restaurant counter while another videotaped him.

Mr. T brought boy out of coma
Former The A-Team star Mr. T once stunned a sick child's family by bringing him out of a coma - after doctors begged the actor for help.

Airline hires temps to fill plane
DUBLIN (Reuters) - Flybe has given the term low-fare airline an entirely new meaning: it is paying 172 people to fly back and forth across England and the Irish Sea to help it meet a target for passenger numbers at Norwich airport.

Cops: Neglected Boy, 4, Wasted Away to 10 Pounds
PACE, Fla. — Authorities in the Florida Panhandle say they have arrested a woman suspected of severely neglecting a 4-year-old boy.

Victory for the Topless Front: Women in Copenhagen can now swim and walk around in public pools with
Feminism some men may argue, has its downsides - particularly when it means they have to share the housework.

Airport Security Forces Woman to Remove Nipple Rings
A Texas woman has called for an investigation and an apology from Transportation Safety Administration officials after she was forced to painfully remove her nipple rings before a flight from Lubbock to Dallas.

News for 03-28-2008
Alleged Safe Thief Asks for Phone Call
CHICAGO (AP) -- An alleged thief wasn't fazed when workers at a Chicago muffler shop told him a safe he wanted to rob wasn't open. He just asked them to give him a call when their boss returned with the combination.

Police: Girl Dies After Parents Pray for Healing Instead of Seeking Medical Help
WESTON, Wis. — An 11-year-old girl died after her parents prayed for healing rather than seek medical help for a treatable form of diabetes, police said Tuesday.

Oregon Woman Who Said She Had Sex Change Now Claims 'He's' Pregnant
A transsexual woman who has undergone reconstructive surgery and testosterone therapy, and who calls herself a "man," claims to be five months pregnant with a baby girl.

Obese Relative May Have Crushed Toddler
LA JOYA, Texas (AP) -- A 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull may have been accidentally crushed by a morbidly obese relative, authorities say.

Throw the Book at 'Em: Judge Sentences Three Men to Learn English or Go to Jail
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — A judge known for creative sentencing has ordered three Spanish-speaking men to learn English or go to jail.

California Hacker Gets Three Years in Jail for Phony Call Leading SWAT to Storm Family Home
SANTA ANA, California — A computer hacker was sentenced to three years in prison for placing a phony emergency call that led police to storm a family home at gunpoint.

Dad gets 25 years for microwaving baby
GALVESTON, Texas - A jury on Wednesday sentenced a young father to 25 years in prison for severely burning his infant daughter when he put her in a microwave and turned it on for up to 20 seconds.

News for 03-27-2008
Superskunk me: What happened when one woman smoked dope daily for a month for a BBC documentary
Just a few puffs on a rolled-up cigarette containing "skunk" - a strong form of cannabis - was all it took to strip Nicky Taylor of all her capabilities and to induce a terrifying combination of paranoia, fear and anxiety.

Police free boy, 16, who was kidnapped as infant
RIGA, Latvia - A 16-year-old Latvian boy who was kidnapped as an infant could soon be reunited with his mother after a startling break in the case, authorities said Wednesday.

News for 03-26-2008
Son Honors Dad's Wish, Hires Stripper for Taiwan Funeral
A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Florida Woman Burned, Kitchen Explodes After Grandchild Puts Aerosol Cans in Oven
POMPANO BEACH, Fla. — A South Florida grandmother is recovering from injuries after one of the five children she was baby-sitting put two aerosol spray cans into the oven and blew up part of the kitchen.

Circus "slave" forced to swim with piranhas
ROME (Reuters) - Police rescued two teenage Bulgarian sisters from a circus in southern Italy which forced one of them to swim with flesh-eating piranhas for the amusement of guests, police said.

911 Tapes Released in Case of 8-Month-Old Injured While Visiting Mall Easter Bunny
A Texas man who plays the Easter Bunny at Lakeline Mall says accusations that he purposely threw a child off his lap during a photo session are false and it was all a misunderstanding, MyFOXAustin reports.

Police: Teen pimp lures girls into illegal sex
DALLAS — She's just 13 years old, a middle-schooler who is now facing charges involving a serious crime.

Man Nabbed for Pot - Smelling Cash Deposit
STURGEON BAY, Wis. (AP) -- The musty smell of a man's money led to his arrest on possible drug charges. The 21-year-old Sturgeon Bay man tried to deposit money smelling of marijuana at a bank here last week, according to a Sturgeon Bay police report obtained by the Door County Advocate.

Oklahoma Cops Look for Person Leaving Notes for Women's Underwear
BETHANY, Okla. — Police in Bethany are looking for what Chief Neal Troutman calls a "sick individual" who's leaving notes asking for women to give him their underwear.

Police: Pantless Woman Gets Out of Car
YONKERS, N.Y. (AP) -- Suburban New York police say a drunken driver had a suspended license and had marijuana in her car. Oh, they also say she didn't have any pants on.

93-year-old charged in sex sting
MANATEE COUNTY — Prosecutors have decided to drop a soliciting charge against one of two 93-year-old men who were picked up during recent undercover prostitution stings.

News for 03-25-2008
Wausau-area cops bust underage root beer keg party
ROTHSCHILD -- The Zebro home in Kronenwetter showed all the signs of an underage drinking party March 1: cars blocking the road, dozens of rowdy kids and a keg.

Man gets six months for having sex with dog
WICHITA, Kansas, March 19, 2008 – A man who pleaded guilty for having sex with a Rottweiler was sentenced in court Wednesday.

Birthday cake saves German driver in crash
A German driver walked away from a car wreck unhurt after finding a soft landing in her own homemade birthday cake, police said on Friday.

Drug Bust Nets a Ton of Marijuana, $3 Million, 82 Guns
PATASKALA, Ohio — Police say a central Ohio drug bust included more than $3 million in cash and more than a ton of marijuana.

Fleeing shoplifter forgets son
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A shoplifter looking to make a quick getaway from a Dutch supermarket after stealing a packet of meat left police a crucial piece of evidence -- his 12-year-old son.

Man Accused of Driving Into Post Office Twice
RAVENDEN SPRINGS, Ark. (AP) -- Not only the postman rings twice. A Jackson County man remained in jail Monday after he drove two cars into the post office in Ravenden Springs.

Under judge's order, sex offender posts signs
HUDSON, Kan. - Under a judge’s order, a man who has admitted molesting a boy has posted signs around his house and a decal on his car proclaiming that he is a sex offender.

News for 03-24-2008
Police: Wife tried to drive over man 20 times
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A woman in Port St. Lucie faces charges of chasing her fleeing husband around their yard in a minivan, in attempts to drive over him about 20 times.

News for 03-20-2008
Police: Pa. Stylist Shoots Angry Client
WASHINGTON, Pa. (AP) - A hairstylist shot an unhappy client after she complained about her haircut, police said

Cops: Teen Tried to Steal Cruiser's Gas
LAMBERTVILLE, Mich. - A Monroe County sheriff's detective on a stakeout to catch an arsonist arrested the suspect as he tried to steal gas from the officer's cruiser. Officers were placed around homes currently under construction after police had gotten two arson complaints within the past week.

Woman faces fine for dyeing poodle pink
BOULDER, Colo. - A Boulder woman facing a $1,000 fine for dyeing her poodle pink has hired a lawyer to fight the charge in court.

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

Texas Man Receives 60-Year Jail Sentence for 10th Drunk Driving Conviction
GEORGETOWN, Texas — A Texas man has been sentenced to 60 years in prison for his 10th conviction of driving while intoxicated since 1979.

News for 03-19-2008
Baby Girl Born With Two Faces Worshipped as Reincarnated God
She's only a few days old and already a baby girl in Northern India is being worshipped as a reincarnated god.

Man Accused of Forcing Daughter, 7, to Kill Pet Cat
MUNCIE, Ind. — A man was jailed Thursday on charges he forced his 7-year-old daughter to kill the family cat by holding a knife in her hand and making her stab the pet.

Police: Woman Didn't Leave Toilet for 2 Years
WICHITA, KS (AP) -- Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Naked Man Creates Havoc in Vandalism Spree in Pennsylvania
LANCASTER, Pa. — A hotel and store in Lancaster County are assessing the damage after a naked man ran amok and allegedly did thousands of dollars worth of damage to two businesses.

Sleepy Student Claims Teacher's Wake-Up Slam Caused Hearing Loss
DANBURY, Conn. — A 16-year-old Connecticut high school student who fell asleep in class says he suffered substantial hearing loss when his math teacher smacked her palm down on his desk to wake him up while she was teaching.

Police: No Pants on NY Doughnut Customer
YORKTOWN, N.Y. (AP) -- Careful with that coffee! Police say a man placing an order in a suburban New York doughnut shop's drive-through lane didn't have any pants on.

Man Files Suit, Claims Lap Dance Injury
NEW YORK (AP) -- A businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.

Drug smuggler caught as swallowed capsules burst
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica (Reuters) - An American in Costa Rica was caught smuggling nearly a pound of cocaine (0.4 kg) in his stomach after he went into convulsions on a plane bound for Miami, police said on Friday.

Students Questioned After Footage of Teen's Sex Act Distributed Around School
Police have reprimanded dozens of students at an Australian high school after a girl was filmed performing a sex act on a classmate and the footage was distributed to more than 100 other students.

Tampa sued to collect on 147-year-old promissory note worth millions
TAMPA — In the early months of the Civil War, the city of Tampa needed ammunition and other supplies to defend against attack but apparently was short on cash.

Fla. teacher put on paid leave after student urinates in lunch box during class
ORLANDO, Fla. - A teacher was put on paid leave Tuesday while officials investigate why a student urinated in a lunch box during her class.

The girls with too much skin
Research into a rare genetic disorder which makes sufferers grow more skin in one day than a healthy person does in two weeks has identified a mutation which may lead to development of new treatments.

Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident
HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated.

Student disciplined after stopping out-of-control school bus
A 15-year-old girl who stopped her out-of-control school bus was hit with a Saturday detention because she was supposed to be in class when the accident happened.

News for 03-14-2008
Vegas man paints car like police cruiser
LAS VEGAS, N.M.—Jessie Vigil's black-and-white car sports a red-and-blue emergency bar across the top and the word "police" painted on the doors. Vigil, however, isn't a cop. Law enforcement agencies say what he's done with his car isn't illegal as long as he doesn't act like a police officer.

News for 03-12-2008
Telemarketer's Call Invokes Old Hit Song
Some people getting late night and early morning telemarketing calls in the Wilmington area have been doing a double take when they see the number on their caller ID: 867-5309. That's part of the title of a 1980s hit — "867-5309/Jenny" — by the band Tommy Tutone.

Yes, I'd like to renew this, please
HELSINKI (Reuters) - A Finnish library-goer apparently thought 'better late than never' and quietly returned a book on loan for more than 100 years to a library in Vantaa, in southern Finland.

Deer Urine Prank Makes Students Ill
CHURCH HILL, Tenn. (AP) -- Investigators are searching for whomever poured deer urine into an air conditioning unit at a school in eastern Tennessee. About a dozen students became ill after the prank at Volunteer High School in Church Hill.

Man Clinging to Boat: Save My Dog First
CORE, W.Va. (AP) -- Life jackets are made for people, not dogs. So, when Randy Earl's small boat capsized while he was fishing with his dog Lacy, a black spaniel mix, he stayed in the water with his life jacket while making sure Lacy was OK.

Three New Jersey Teens Charged With Sexually Assaulting Special Education Student
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Three teen boys are charged with sexually assaulting a special education student in a northern New Jersey home, authorities said Tuesday.

Mary Ann of 'Gilligan's Island' Caught With Marijuana in Car
DRIGGS, Idaho — Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane. A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff's office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.

Ark. Bailiff Who Forgot Inmate Suspended
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) -- A bailiff has been suspended for 30 days without pay for leaving a woman in a courthouse holding cell for four days without food, water or access to a bathroom.

Woman stopped over skeleton in luggage
MUNICH, Germany - A woman was stopped at Munich airport after baggage control handlers found the skeleton of her brother sealed in a plastic bag in her luggage, police said Wednesday.

News for 03-11-2008
Women in jeans 'cannot be raped'
Italy's highest court has ruled that a woman wearing jeans cannot be raped. The Supreme Court of Appeal in Rome on Wednesday overturned a rape conviction, saying that the supposed victim must have agreed to sex because her jeans could not have been removed without her consent.

Firefighter saves dog by performing CPR
WEST MONROE, La.—A firefighter performed CPR on a dog, saving its life after responding to a mobile home fire. When firefighters arrived at the scene Friday, a resident of the house approached firefighter Stephen "Odie" Odom and told him two dogs were trapped inside the burning house.

CITY SUED FOR CUFFING 4-YR.-OLD NAP NIXERS
March 10, 2008 -- The parents of two Bronx preschoolers are suing the city, charging that their kids were tossed out of class - and handcuffed by a school-safety officer - for refusing to take a nap.

Dog owners angry at public sex plan
Dog owners in Amsterdam are angry after the city legalised public sex in one of the city's most famous parks. Councillors agreed that heterosexual and gay couples could have sex in the Vondelpark which has ten million visitors a year. But they promised to clampdown on dog owners who let their pets walk in the park without a lead.

Crocodile attacks backpacker in Australia
A backpacker in Australia got the fright of his life when a massive crocodile he was "teasing" suddenly exploded from the water and nearly sank its teeth into him.

News for 03-10-2008
Oklahoma Mom Arrested After 4-Year-Old Shows Up at School Drunk
An Oklahoma woman was arrested after her four-year-old daughter turned up at school drunk.

Thrift Store Worker Returns $30,000 Found in Donated Clothing
POMONA, California — A thrift store worker in Southern California says she didn't think twice about returning $30,000 she found in donated clothing.

Gosh darn! Cussing banned in California town
SOUTH PASADENA, California (AP) -- What the $%*&*? This community on the edge of Los Angeles has become a cuss-free zone. So if you're headed to South Pasadena this week, be sure to turn down the volume on that Snoop Dogg CD, and, if the little old lady from Pasadena cuts you off in traffic, don't even think about flipping her the bird.

Montgomery's Finest Won't Pay Fines
Among the thousands of drivers who have been issued $40 fines after being nabbed by Montgomery County's new speed cameras are scores of county police officers. The difference is, many of the officers are refusing to pay.

Drug Traces Common in Tap Water
A vast array of pharmaceuticals -- including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones -- have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.

Virginia Law Takes Aim at Adults Who French Kiss Minors
RICHMOND, Va. — Adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 would be required to register as a sex offender under legislation passed out of the General Assembly on Saturday.

Oklahoma Teen Faces Porn Charges Over Cell Phone Video
OKLAHOMA CITY — An Oklahoma teen accused of using his cell phone camera to record a 16-year-old girl performing oral sex on him has been charged with manufacturing child pornography.

Woman Files $20M Long - Shot Casino Suit
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (AP) -- She was an ambitious lawyer and TV commentator who starting going to Atlantic City casinos to relax, and soon was getting high-roller treatment that included limousines whisking her to the resort.

News for 02-28-2008
Horse racing bet makes man birthday millionaire
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man celebrated his 60th birthday in unexpected style at the weekend when a 50 pence ($1) bet on the horses turned him into an instant millionaire.

Four charged in dead man fraud
FELTONVILLE - February 27, 2008 (WPVI) -- Seventy-year-old Sydney Kolber lived alone on the 600 block of East Courtland Avenue. When he passed away in April, police say his neighbors went to work clearing out his house, selling his belongings at a yard sale, and then writing more than $34,000 worth of fraudulent checks out of a Bank of America account.

Newborn survives fall through train toilet
AHMADABAD, India (AP) -- A newborn baby girl fell through the toilet in a moving train and onto the tracks moments after her mother prematurely gave birth, surviving nearly two hours before being found, relatives said Thursday.

Sheriff: Man killed motorcyclist who followed daughters
Bogart — A man is facing a murder charge after authorities say he shot and killed a motorcyclist who followed his daughters home from a department store.

Student Suspended For Opening Deli On Campus
LA JOLLA, Calif. -- A La Jolla high school student is in hot water for opening a deli on campus

"Girl" at school was 39-year-old man
TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man was arrested for trespassing this week after turning up at a high school dressed in a girl's uniform and a long wig, local police said.

The teenage girl who is allergic to WATER
Teenager Ashleigh Morris can't go swimming, soak in a hot bath or enjoy a shower after a stressful day's work - she's allergic to water.

Blind Irishman sees with the aid of son's tooth in his eye
DUBLIN (AFP) - An Irishman blinded by an explosion two years ago has had his sight restored after doctors inserted his son's tooth in his eye, he said on Wednesday.

News for 02-27-2008
2 Stabbed During Horror Movie In Fullerton
FULLERTON, Calif. Two people were stabbed at a Fullerton movie house during the screening of a horror film on Sunday night. Police are still searching for the suspect.

Conn. Girl Lights Teacher's Hair On Fire
MILFORD, Conn. (CBS/AP) ― Milford officials expelled a Jonathan Law High School student, who was accused of lighting her science teacher's hair on fire during class.

Woman jailed for singing outside her apartment
A Kingsport woman's singing lands her a spot in Kingsport city jail.

News for 02-26-2008
IRS tells 7-year-old boy he owes back taxes on $60,000
CARPENTERSVILLE, Ill. - Police say identity theft is the reason the Internal Revenue Service recently warned a seven-year-old boy from the northwestern Chicago suburb of Carpentersville that he owed back taxes on $60,000.

Judge denies man's claim he shouldn't have been fired for repeatedly requesting a prostitute
DES MOINES, Iowa - A judge has denied an Iowa man's claim that he shouldn't have been fired for repeatedly requesting help to procure a prostitute.

German Police Dogs to Wear Shoes
BERLIN (AP) -- Police dogs in the western city of Duesseldorf will no longer get their feet dirty when on patrol -- the entire dog unit will soon be equipped with blue plastic fiber shoes, a police spokesman said Monday.

A price to pay for saying "I don't"
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexican brides and grooms who get cold feet before walking down the aisle will have to pay their significant other for the inconvenience, if a proposal by a local congressman is adopted.

Circus Lion Tears Off Chinese Boy's Arm
BEIJING — A lion attacked a 10-year-old boy visiting a circus in eastern China, biting off his arm through the bars of its cage, state media said Monday.

Restaurant Owner Claims Record With 134-Pound Burger
SOUTHGATE, Mich. — A Detroit area restaurant owner believes he broke the Guiness World Record for "largest hamburger commercially available."

Pa. school bus charged after allegedly telling students he's an undercover officer
ECONOMY, Pa. - A school bus driver in Beaver County said he told students he was an undercover officer so they wouldn't misbehave on the bus. They didn't.

Couple slugs each other as she drives more than a mile with him on car roof
HAVERSTRAW, N.Y. - A man fighting with his girlfriend clung to a car roof and punched her through the window as she drove more than a mile on a busy road, hitting several other cars, police said.

That'll Teach Him To Tinkle Outside
An apparently drunk man picked the wrong place to tinkle. Appleton police arrested the man Friday afternoon after he reportedly relieved himself in front of the police department.

News for 02-22-2008
Triplets born to teenager - again
A 16-year-old Argentine girl has given birth to female triplets - for the second time.

Family receives $8,000 water bill for unoccupied home
LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) — A Danville family has received an $8,000 water bill for house they say they haven’t lived in for more than two years.

`Stolen Truck' Taken by Dog in Calif.
Police said Charles McCowan parked his pickup in front of a mini-mart Wednesday, leaving his 80-pound Boxer named Max in the passenger seat. When he came out, the truck and Max were gone.

Florida Teens Confront FOX 35 After Mom's Arrest
OCALA, Fla. (AP) -- Police say an Ocala mother is facing charges after telling investigators she was -- quote -- "on strike" from taking care of her four boys.

Man accused of DUI twice in 4 hours
MOSCOW, Pa. (AP) - February 21, 2008 -- Police say a Lackawanna County man suspected of drunken driving was released in custody of his sister, who took his keys.

News for 02-21-2008
Czech police wonder where bridge has gone
Police in the Czech republic are trying to find out who stole a 4 tonne railway bridge from the border town of Cheb.

Three Right Footed Running Shoes Wash Up On Shore…With Feet in Them
A story like this would be odd enough if just a right foot washed ashore but at various islands in the Straits of Georgia a part of Canada, 3 running shoes, all right footed, and size 12shoe.jpg have been washing ashore

Teen accused of trying to hire hit on parents
INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - A high school senior accused of trying to pay hit men $260 to kill his adoptive parents had always been a "very good child," his mother said through tears Wednesday.

News for 02-20-2008
Cops: University of Michigan Biology Class Used Greenhouse to Grow Pot
ANN ARBOR TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Students in a University of Michigan biology project had been assigned to grow herbs, vegetables, annuals and perennials. Police are trying to find out whether someone's green thumb also was being used to grow pot.

Video Gamer's 'I Have Killed Them All' Call Leads to Arrest
DELHI, La. — A call mistakenly made by a victorious video gamer led to his arrest on an outstanding warrant. Authorities arrested Thomas Ballard, 29, of Delhi, early Monday after a woman reported receiving a late-night call from someone saying, "I have killed them all."

German puts out cigarette with fire extinguisher
BERLIN (Reuters) - A virulent anti-smoker in Germany was so angry when his girlfriend lit up he emptied a fire extinguisher to put out the cigarette, caking her and their apartment in powder.

Bank Accidentally Gives Man $5 Million
NEW YORK — A man was charged with withdrawing $2 million from an account after a bank confused him with a man who has the same name. Benjamin Lovell was arraigned Tuesday on grand larceny charges. The 48-year-old salesman said he tried to tell officials at Commerce Bank in December that he did not have a $5 million account.

News for 02-19-2008
Your tacos or your life!
FONTANA, Calif. -- A hunger for carnitas nearly led to some carnage after a Fontana man was robbed of a bag of tacos at gunpoint. Police Sergeant Jeff Decker said the 35-year-old victim had just bought about $20 in tacos from a street-corner stand Sunday night and was bicycling home when the suspect confronted him and said "Give me your tacos."

TURN OF FATE
Sixteen-year-old Quenton Gann spent months preparing for his driving test. He went over parallel parking, chang ing lanes, making turns and driving in inclement weather. Now, it appears, the Harrisburg youth may need a bit more practice.

Cops: Dad Killed Daughter After She Text-Messaged Boy
NEW YORK — A father who said he was upset with his teenage daughter for text-messaging a boy was arrested Saturday on charges of killing the girl, whose burned body was found stuffed in the boiler of his apartment building, police said.

Happy Valentine's Day. Not!
NORTHGLENN, Colo. (AP) -- Undercover police officers posing as flower deliverymen on Valentine' Day arrested 23 people with outstanding warrants.

'£10 licence to smoke' proposed
Smokers could be forced to pay £10 for a permit to buy tobacco if a government health advisory body gets its way.

Teenager dies after tiny cut triggers rare disease which affects just one in four million
A superfit teenager died after a tiny cut on his finger triggered a rare disease which affects just one in four million people.

News for 02-18-2008
Underwear On The Face Didn't Fool Anyone
A robbery suspect tried to hide his face with a pair of underwear but the disguise didn't fool witnesses. Police arrested Jerry Keene, 40, and Elizabeth Blankenship, 48, both of English, a short time after the pair allegedly robbed the Hillbilly Market in English Tuesday night.

What! He Made How Many 911 Calls?
HAYWARD, Calif. (AP) - Authorities have arrested a prolific 911 cell phone caller who is believed to have made more than 27,000 emergency calls, overwhelming California Highway Patrol and Hayward 911 systems.

Undercover Colo. police officers posing as flower deliverymen arrest 23 on Valentine's Day
NORTHGLENN, Colo. - Undercover police officers posing as flower deliverymen on Valentine' Day arrested 23 people with outstanding warrants.

Police Say Toilet Flush With Cocaine
Flushed, but not forgotten. Cameron police say a toilet confiscated in a drug investigation yielded bags of cocaine. Frank Earl Evans, 32, of Cameron, was charged with tampering with physical evidence. Evans also faces escape causing bodily injury charges, after an officer suffered a knee injury during a scuffle with him.

$140k in cash stolen from Tyson chair
JOHNSON, Ark. - A college student was arrested in the theft of a briefcase containing more than $140,000 from the home of the chairman of meat processing giant Tyson Foods Inc., police said.

News for 02-15-2008
Man cut by woman after refusing to have sex with her because of smell after she took her clothes off
An Alexandria man got cut on the arm by a woman after he changed his mind about having sex with her because of the smell after she took her clothes off, police reported.

News for 02-14-2008
DUI hearing postponed; defendant was drunk
A Woodinville man who went to court in Redmond on Monday to face a drunken-driving charge showed up drunk at the hearing and ended up at a hospital instead.

God wants you to have sex
An openly edgy Christian church in Ybor City is launching what they're calling a 30-Day Sex Challenge to help members improve their relationships and rediscover themselves.

Student unaware he'd caused Sheridan panic
An innocuous Sheridan College student who hunkered down with peers during a lockdown and full-scale search for a potential gunman had no idea he had triggered the campus-wide panic.

Radio Station Giving Away Free Divorce
CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) -- A Charleston radio station is observing Valentine's Day with a reminder that Cupid sometimes misses his mark. WKLC-FM, better known as Rock 105, is giving away a free divorce.

Hazelwood officer fined $18,000 for arresting firefighter on emergency call
(KMOV) -- A police officer in Hazelwood will have to pay thousands of dollars for getting into it with a firefighter while he was trying to help an accident victim.

News for 02-13-2008
Falling moose nearly smashes Alaska State Trooper car
ANCHORAGE _ Alaska State Troopers see plenty of hazards, but Trooper Howard Peterson was nearly felled by a new one: falling moose.

Man Charged In Staged Sympathy Shooting
A Hartford man has been charged with two misdemeanors for allegedly staging his own shooting, which put him in the hospital, to get sympathy from family members.

Lolita love affair scandalises Italy
A 34-year-old Italian man who had sex with a 13-year-old girl has had his sentence cut by a two-thirds because a court decided there was "real love" between the pair.

Man Has 70 - Year - Old Bullet Extracted
MADRID, Spain (AP) -- Doctors extracted a bullet from an 88-year-old man, recovering a piece of ordnance that eluded medics 70 years ago when he was shot in the Spanish Civil War.

Shock horror for would-be power cable thief
LONDON (Reuters) - Police in central England are hunting for a badly scorched would-be copper power cable thief after finding a hacksaw embedded in an 11,000 volt power cable Saturday night.

Feds: N.Y. Woman Sold Child for Sex to Pay Rent
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — A woman in New York state sold a young girl to her landlord for sex to cover her overdue rent, federal authorities said.

Colleges Seek to Protect Church Tills
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- The globe-trotting priest from Connecticut drove a Jaguar, shopped at Bergdorf Goodman and bought jewelry from Cartier, all of it with money stolen from his church's coffers. By the time the parish finance council caught on, he had embezzled $1.3 million.

Retired Teacher Reveals He Was Illiterate Until Age 48
OCEANSIDE, Calif. -- John Corcoran graduated from college and taught high school for 17 years without being able to read, write or spell.

Internet sex auction sparks paternity row
BERLIN (Reuters) - A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.

Deputy dumps paralyzed man out of wheelchair
It’s hard to shock people in this modern wired world, but even the chief deputy of the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s office in Florida found the security camera video of a jailer dumping a paralyzed man out of his wheelchair appalling.

News for 02-12-2008
NYC Tenants Sue Over Neighbor's Smoking
NEW YORK (AP) -- A couple in a famed apartment building that has been home to the likes of Babe Ruth, Jack Dempsey, Igor Stravinsky and Angelina Jolie are suing a neighbor over her heavy smoking.

Cleaners Find Mummified Body in Arizona Bathtub
PHOENIX — A dried and decomposing body was found in a bathtub filled with dirt in a Phoenix apartment that was stacked to the ceiling with garbage and human waste.

Train roof riders to be sprayed
JAKARTA (Reuters) - Indonesian commuters riding on the roofs of trains will be sprayed with colored liquid so that security officers can identify and arrest them, a report said Saturday.

Meet the Brit teen who can only eat Tic Tacs
The 17-year-old suffers from a mystery illness which means that she keeps puking after swallowing any solids.

Ring of flirtatious women target well-dressed men at posh Dallas hotels and bars
DALLAS - Well-dressed men at posh Dallas hotels and bars are being targeted by a ring of flirtatious women who may be drugging them before swiping their watches and other expensive items, police said.

Well, He Was Wearing a Garter and Boots
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) - The Cumberland County Sheriff's Office is looking for a man with a mustache who is pulling in front of female drivers and then jumping out of his vehicle while wearing women's underwear, a garter belt and black high-heel boots.

Woman deposits meth at credit union
A woman who allegedly dropped an envelope containing money and a bag of meth at a Kitsap Credit Union was arrested and charged with drug possession, according to court documents.

News for 02-08-2008
"And wait'll you see all the closet space!"
LONDON (Reuters) - An estate agent who took a prospective buyer to view a house in central England found the owner hanging dead in a closet, the agency said Thursday.

Suspect in Ohio School Stabbing Dies
PORTSMOUTH, Ohio (AP) -- A teacher's estranged husband charged into her classroom Thursday morning, firing a gun before stabbing her as her fifth-grade students watched, police said. He later was found dead in his home after apparently shooting himself during a standoff with police.

Drunk threatened city with TV remote
CANBERRA (Reuters) - A drunken man's threat to blow up half a city with his television remote control forced Australian police to declare a state of emergency at a luxury golf resort, a local court heard Thursday.

Man lived with corpse for years
The body of a man believed to have been dead for more than five years has been found in a Bristol flat where a tenant continued to live.

Cops: Mom Gave 11-Year-Old Daughter Beer, Marijuana as Birthday Gift
An Indiana woman was arrested Wednesday on charges she gave her 11-year-old daughter alcohol and marijuana as a birthday gift, according to reports.

Tot freed from washer with Jaws of Life
DOVER, Ohio - Talk about an oversized load: A 4-year-old boy got stuck when he climbed into his family's top-loading washing machine, and firefighters had to use a metal cutter to slice into the appliance to get him out.

News for 02-07-2008
Court: Mom Can't Sue Over Circumcision
ST. PAUL (AP) - The Minnesota Court of Appeals has ruled that a mother who didn't like the way her baby's circumcision looked cannot sue a Fridley hospital for medical malpractice.

Boy, 5, finds local bank unlocked
A five-year-old boy has been described as a "little superhero" after finding a North Yorkshire bank unlocked.

Train stunt kills engineer
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A Romanian train driver leapt aboard a runaway engine to stop it after having left the brake off in a station but was killed when the stunt backfired, railway police said Wednesday.

Man arrested for allegedly breaking into home, trying to use computer to make counterfeit cash
GOLDONNA, La. - A man was arrested for allegedly breaking into a home and trying to use the computer there to make counterfeit money.

News for 02-06-2008
Police: Motorist strapped beer in with seat belt, but not 16-month-old girl
ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Police have arrested a motorist they say had a 24-pack of beer strapped in with a seat belt but had a 16-month-old girl unrestrained in the back seat with the toddler's mother.

Just one replacement? They come in two's
RALEIGH, N.C. - A woman who said her breast implants were damaged in an on-the-job car accident should be compensated for the replacement of only one implant, state appellate judges ruled Tuesday.

Man convicted of sending penis photo by phone
BERLIN (Reuters) - A 21-year-old German man has been convicted of sending a photograph of his penis to an unknown woman via mobile phone, authorities said on Wednesday.

Kinky Sex, Shocking Death
A kinky sex escapade ended this week with the electrocution death of a Pennsylvania woman and the arrest of her husband for manslaughter.

News for 02-05-2008
Fire baby hurled 40ft to safety
A BABY is hurled from a blazing flat as a cop 40ft below waits with outstretched arms.

You can't even shave while driving anymore?
MONTERREY, Mexico (Reuters) - Motorists in northern Mexico who are caught dabbing on lipstick, shaving or carrying a pet at the wheel will now face hefty fines as authorities try to cut down on traffic accidents.

Police turn down drunken drug addict
BURNLEY, England, Feb. 4 (UPI) -- A serial thief and drug addict in northern England, allegedly called police to come and arrest him, but was turned down.

Grandma allegedly hides cocaine in bra
OAKLAND PARK, Fla. - Broward County authorities said a grandmother was arrested for hiding cocaine in her bra during a drug raid in Oakland Park. Eight others were also arrested Friday at or near the home of Henrietta Corvin Daise, 62. Many of them were her grandchildren.

Nude martial arts guy takes on cops
An angry naked martial arts expert took on four policemen in a street fight, wresting one of their batons away and withstanding two Taserings before being finally subdued, in New York state on Sunday.

News for 02-04-2008
Indian police bust illegal kidney transplant ring
NEW DELHI - Police said they were raiding hospitals and guest houses Monday as part of their investigation into an illegal transplant racket that removed kidneys from up to 500 poor laborers and sold their organs to wealthy clients.

Mississippi Pols Seek To Ban Fats
Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal for state-licensed restaurants to serve obese patrons.

Conn. Man Tries to Sell Pot Online
If you're looking to sell high-grade marijuana, Craigslist may not be the place to do it. A man learned that the hard way when the "buyer" who contacted him turned out to be an undercover officer, Stamford police said.

Texas Mayor Resigns Amid Pet Dog Scandal
ALICE, Texas (AP) -- A small-town mayor accused of secretly keeping her neighbors' dog after telling them the pet died has resigned, and a judge is set to decide custody of the Shih Tzu.

Dog Eats Man's Super Bowl Tickets
A dog in Arizona accepted delivery of his owner's Super Bowl tickets on Wednesday. He just wasn't so good at passing along the package.

Father given jail time for spanking 16-year-old daughter
MCMINNVILLE, Tenn. (AP) _ A McMinnville judge has ordered a father to serve jail time for spanking his 16-year-old daughter.

News for 02-01-2008
Crash victim steals, wrecks rescuers car
Right before their eyes, down the dark and frigid northwestern Minnesota highway, longtime friends Chase Torgerson and Cody Charpentier saw a car fly through the air and crash into a highway median.

Tornado Victims Billed for Cable Damage
WHEATLAND, Wis. (AP) -- Having a tornado demolish her home was bad enough. But weeks later when Ann Beam received a $2,000 cable bill for destroyed equipment, she was floored.

Man accused of sneaking into a church to look at pornography at nun's computer
HAMILTON, N.J. - A civilian State Police employee was accused of sneaking into a church to look at pornography on a nun's computer. Police arrested Thomas G. Findler Wednesday and charged him with burglary and theft.

This is your pilot speaking... and crying and swearing. And demanding to talk to God!
The co-pilot of a packed Heathrow-bound plane had to be dragged screaming from his cockpit after apparently suffering a mental breakdown in mid-air. Horrified passengers on the flight from Canada saw the man being pinned down by fellow crew members as he yelled loudly and demanded to "speak to God".

News for 01-31-2008
Official says no drugs for off-duty police
AMSTERDAM - The Dutch interior minister wants police officials to stop using soft drugs when they are off-duty as it tarnishes the image of the force.

DNA leads police to salami-loving thief
BERLIN (Reuters) - German authorities were able to pin a burglary committed in April on a suspected serial thief after he left a half-eaten slice of salami carrying a sliver of his DNA at a crime scene, police said on Thursday.

89 frozen ferrets found in Va. home
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - Authorities removed nearly 200 animals from a Virginia Beach home, including 89 frozen ferret carcasses. Police spokeswoman Margie Long said animal control agents found more than 100 live ferrets, a dog, a bird and three cats, most of them suffering from dehydration and malnutrition.

Tenn. woman charged with possession of burglary tools after crowbar slips out of her pants
SWEETWATER, Tenn. - A woman has been charged with possession of burglary tools after police said a crowbar slipped out of her pants as she was lurking around a church.

3 charged after freshman death
WALHALLA, S.C. (AP) — Three fraternity members at Clemson University in Clemson, S.C., were charged with alcohol-related misdemeanors after a freshman died of alcohol poisoning during an off-campus party, a prosecutor said Wednesday.

Nurse Admits Stealing Body Parts of Dead
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A nurse admitted Wednesday he cut body parts from 244 corpses and helped forge paperwork so the parts, some of them diseased, could be used in unsuspecting patients.

NYPD Detective Charged With Pimping Teen
NEW YORK (AP) -- A 13-year-old runaway returned home with a horrific account of being forced into prostitution by the kind of person who should have instead come to her aid: a city detective.

News for 01-30-2008
Boy Put in Dog Cage After Spiking Drinks
A woman in southwestern Pennsylvania locked her 10-year-old grandson in a feces-filled dog crate for about 90 minutes because he told his family he had been spiking their drinks with lamp oil and household cleaner, police said.

Australian Judge Awards $1.8 Million Lottery Prize to Retiree With Canceled Winning Ticket
SYDNEY, Australia — An Australian retiree won a $1.8 million lottery prize, then lost it, and then won it again Wednesday through a court ruling.

Medical Marijuana Vending Machines Take Root in LA: Turn On, Tune In, Enter Your Pin Number
LOS ANGELES — The city that popularized the fast food drive-thru has a new innovation: 24-hour medical marijuana vending machines.

Body Parts Found Along Pa. Highways
SWIFTWATER, Pa. (AP) -- A woman's severed head was found Tuesday in a trash bag along an interstate highway, one of eight bags containing body parts discovered beside expressways in northeastern Pennsylvania, authorities said.

Jury: Dad Killed Baby Over Broken Xbox
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A man who spent long hours each day playing video games was convicted Tuesday of killing his 17-month-old daughter when she pulled down his Xbox console.

News for 01-29-2008
Man rides lawn mower to liquor store
ADRIAN, Mich. - A man was charged with drunken driving after going through two bottles of wine, cutting through a snowstorm on his lawn mower and riding down the center of the street to reach a liquor store, authorities said.

Teacher Arrested After Forcing Pupils to Undress at Knifepoint, Stealing Their Underwear
A teacher at a Tokyo school has been arrested for making a group of boys undress at knifepoint and stealing their underpants.

Kidney racket scandal shocks country
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - The uncovering of an illegal kidney transplant racket in a booming IT city has gripped India, with reports hundreds of poor laborers may have been duped or forced into donating organs to wealthy clients, including foreigners.

Fly naked on Germany's first nudist holiday flight
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Spanish driver sues dead crash cyclist for damage
MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish driver who collided with a cyclist is suing the dead youth's family $29,300 for the damage the impact of his body did to his luxury car, a Spanish newspaper reported on Friday.

Man to spend night homeless after charity theft
PAINESVILLE, Ohio - A judge on Thursday ordered a Salvation Army worker who stole a holiday kettle containing about $250 to spend the night homeless.

Model to Undergo Plastic Surgery to Make Eyes Look Japanese
A Brazilian model is having nylon wires implanted in her eyes to give them an oriental slant.

Surgery to take cat from 5 legs to 3
EIGHTY-FOUR, Pa. - Cats may have nine lives, but one unique feline has five legs — for now.

News for 01-25-2008
Man Gets 45 Days for Theft of 93 Pounds of Women's Bras, Panties
COLFAX, Wash. — A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments. Garth Flaherty, 24, was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women's underwear from laundry rooms.

Police Escort "Pregnant" Woman In Stolen Car
YORK (AP) -- A police officer agreed to escort a car containing a pregnant woman to the hospital only to find the car was stolen -- and the woman wasn't pregnant.

Girl Scout leader sentenced to 10 years
PENSACOLA, Fla. -- A former Girl Scout leader was sentenced to 10 years in federal prison Thursday for stealing her troop members' Social Security numbers and using them in a tax-fraud scheme.

Man Accused of Soiling Laundry Room
Repeated discoveries of human feces in clothing and other items left in an apartment building's basement laundry room led to charges Thursday against a 19-year-old man.

Unsuccessful Robber Shoots Self in Foot
CHERRYVILLE, N.C. -- Authorities said an unsuccessful robber shot himself in the foot ... by shooting himself in the foot. Police said Kelvin Ethelbert Roberts, 28, botched his plans to rob a Cherryville convenience store by accidentally shooting his right foot.

Men on Motorcycle Steal Woman's Hair
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (AP) -- Two men on a motorcycle grabbed a woman as she walked to church, pulled out a machete and cut off the waist-length hair she had been growing for two decades, police in Brazil said Thursday.

Couple protests noise with obscene rooftop sign
FOLSOM, Pa. - The skies won't seem especially friendly to anyone taking off from Philadelphia International Airport if they notice what a suburban couple wrote on the roof of their home.

2 Ga. schools to pay students to study
FAIRBURN, Ga. - Learning is supposed to be its own reward, but when that doesn't work, should students get paid to do it?

Angry Employee Deletes All of Company's Data
When Marie Lupe Cooley, 41, of Jacksonville, Fla., saw a help-wanted ad in the newspaper for a position that looked suspiciously like her current job — and with her boss's phone number listed — she assumed she was about to be fired.

News for 01-21-2008
Army offers to pay as stray rocket hits house
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russia's military Thursday offered compensation to a homeowner after a small rocket veered off course and hit his country house outside Moscow.

Cops: High School Students Traded Nude Pics of Themselves Over Cell Phones
FARMINGTON, Utah — Police are questioning a group of teenagers accused of trading nude pictures over cell phones.

Marathon runner says she caught suspect after break-in at her Lighthouse Point home
A would-be burglar met his match when he tried to elude Margo Foster, a marathon runner with a black belt in karate who also knows kickboxing and kung fu, police said.

Police: Drug Money Bought Winning Ticket
ELLSWORTH, Maine (AP) -- His lottery ticket was a $1,000 winner, but police have seized it saying it was bought with proceeds from an illegal drug sale.

Girl, 3, walks out of nursery and crosses four roads alone - because she didn't want pork chops for
When faced with pork chops for her school dinner, three-year-old Leonie Terry was not a happy pupil.

Utah Teen Charged With Raping Dog
A 14-year-old Utah boy has been charged with bestiality and lewdness for allegedly raping a dog, according to local affiliate FOX 13.

Burglar finds corpse and calls police
BERLIN (Reuters) - A Berlin burglar's break-in took an unexpected turn when he stumbled upon a corpse and felt compelled to call the police.

Elderly woman jailed after fast-food confrontation
CLEARWATER - A grandmother of eight wanted fries and a cup of coffee, but she got handcuffs instead.

News for 01-17-2008
Woman Sues County for Distributing Nude Photos She Sent to Husband in Jail
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. — A woman whose husband was once incarcerated at the Mesa County jail has filed a claim of at least $100,000 against the county, saying jailers distributed nude photos she'd sent him.

You're a Packers fan, son ... got it?
PORTAGE, Wis. - Upset that his 7-year-old son wouldn't wear a Green Bay Packers jersey during the team's playoff victory Saturday, a man restrained the boy for an hour with tape and taped the jersey onto him.

Dozens in Texas town report seeing UFO
STEPHENVILLE, Texas - In this farming community where nightfall usually brings clear, starry skies, residents are abuzz over reported sightings of what many believe is a UFO. Several dozen people — including a pilot, county constable and business owners — insist they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it.

So, That's Where the Money Came From?
TRENTON, N.J. (AP) -- A $469,000 payroll error at a New Jersey company has earned an Illinois man a date with police. Anthony Armatys of Palatine, Ill., was arrested Wednesday on theft charges after allegedly receiving electronic payroll bank deposits from a New Jersey company he never worked for, authorities said.

Practical joker has her friend's name changed to Ima Stapler
IT sounds like the punchline to a bad cracker joke, but this man's name really is Ima Stapler. The 18-year-old student had his name changed by deed poll by his friend as a practical joke – and he is pledging to keep it.

News for 01-16-2008
"Oh, I'm not actually recording, honey..."
ROME (Reuters) - Recording secret videos of sex with your partner is not illegal, Italy's supreme court has ruled.

Police: IN man accidentally shoots himself during robbery
KOKOMO, Ind. - Kokomo police say a man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store.

Teens accused of prostituting girls as young as 12
FORT WORTH — Police have arrested several teenage suspected gang members accused of forcing girls as young as 12 into a prostitution ring.

Scientists develop computer that can 'translate' a dog's bark
What would a dog say if it could talk? "Stranger", "fight", "walk", "alone", "ball" and "play", according to scientists who have developed a computer programme to translate dog barks.

Police ask suspect: aren't you dead?
VILNIUS (Reuters) - Police in the Lithuanian city of Klaipeda were baffled to discover that a woman arrested for shoplifting last weekend had been registered as dead a month earlier.

'Please Don't Do That': Man Says Hospital Forced Rectal Exam
NEW YORK — A construction worker claimed in a lawsuit that when he went to a hospital after being hit on the forehead by a falling wooden beam, emergency room staffers forcibly gave him a rectal examination.

Clad Only in Skivvies, Colorado Man Chases Burglar
SILT, Colo. — A man wearing only his underwear and brandishing an ax handle chased a burglar out of his home and down his driveway before thinking better of it.

News for 01-15-2008
Man Charged With Driving Lawnmower Drunk
A New Zealand man has been charged with driving a lawn mower while drunk, police said Tuesday.

Waving at girls costs man his arm
CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian man who waved out of a car window at two young women was expected to lose his arm Monday after it was almost severed by another passing vehicle.

Teen's bill for a wild party? Cops say $18,000
MELBOURNE, Australia - An Australian teenager who threw a wild party while his parents were away could face a hefty fine after police said Monday they might charge him for the cost of breaking up the gathering.

The babies born just a minute apart who AREN'T twins
They grew in the same womb and were born only a minute apart. Yet Thomas and Harriet Mullineux are not twins.

The girls who started going through puberty at THREE
At the age of three, the worries of most little girls rarely stretch beyond what outfit to dress their dolls in, and how to ride a bike. But for Hayley Smith, her third year brought a set of problems most children her age wouldn't even have heard of, let alone been able to comprehend - puberty.

News for 01-14-2008
Katrina victim sues U.S. for $3 quadrillion
NEW ORLEANS - Hurricane Katrina's victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering — including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion.

Boss fires staff for not smoking
BERLIN (Reuters) - The owner of a small German computer company has fired three non-smoking workers because they were threatening to disturb the peace after they requested a smoke-free environment.

Dozens injured as boy wreaks havoc by playing trains with city's trams
A POLISH schoolboy who turned a city's tram network into a giant toy by manoeuvring rolling stock using a TV-style remote control has been arrested after he caused chaos on the public transport system.

Dad unleashes eye-for-eye wrath after girl's rape, police say
FORT WORTH -- When the Arlington father caught his teenage stepson sexually assaulting his 8-year-old daughter late Jan. 2, investigators say the 32-year-old man did the right thing -- he called police.

'Give Us a Shot': N.C. Church Hands Out Shot Glasses at Bars
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — To get people to attend his new church campus, Robbie McLaughlin is sending his message out to where the people are.

Prisoners 'to be chipped like dogs'
Ministers are planning to implant "machine-readable" microchips under the skin of thousands of offenders as part of an expansion of the electronic tagging scheme that would create more space in British jails.

Memo: Don't use obscene check to pay parking ticket
DOYLESTOWN, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A man who wrote a vulgar message on the memo line of a check he used to pay a $5 parking ticket has apologized in writing, leading police to drop a disorderly conduct charge against him.

Parted-at-birth twins 'married'
A pair of twins who were adopted by separate families as babies got married without knowing they were brother and sister, a peer told the House of Lords.

News for 01-11-2008
Police: Man Throws 4 Kids Off Bridge
BAYOU LA BATRE, Ala. — A man angered after a dispute with his wife confessed to tossing his four young children off a bridge, authorities said Wednesday as they searched murky waters for the bodies.

Woman, 80, Shoots Lion to Protect Dog
FAIRBURN, S.D. (AP) -- Acting to protect her dog, 80-year-old Martha Smith killed a mountain lion at her home along French Creek near Fairburn. She missed with her first shot, went into the house to call 911, then went back outside with a .22-caliber rifle.

Dog retrieves his best friend - a cat buried in the garden
A pet dog missed the family's dead cat so much that he dug up his grave and brought the body back into the house. When Oscar’s owners woke up the next morning they discovered the dog curled up beside Arthur, the late cat, in his basket.

Would - Be Jurors Rounded Up on Sidewalk
ST. JOHNSBURY, Vt. (AP) -- Faced with a shrunken jury pool, a judge resorted to some sidewalk justice in hopes of filling it out. It worked.

Man replaces severed thumb with toe
SAN FRANCISCO, CA -- A new surgery center at St. Mary's Hospital in San Francisco uses a teamwork approach to complex reconstructive surgeries. Specialists from St. Mary's and UCSF are partnering to offer state-of-the-art treatment for patients like Garrett La Fever, who lost part of his hand in a woodworking accident.

Police: Man, 20, Had Oral Sex With Girl, 13, on School Bus
VIDALIA, La. — A 20-year-old Newellton man has been booked with aggravated oral sexual battery of a child, said Concordia Parish sheriff's deputies.

Man Runs Over Estranged Wife in Swiss Hit-and-Run, Returns for License Plate
NYON, Switzerland — A man drove over his estranged wife, fled the scene and then returned briefly to retrieve his license plate without helping his dying spouse, police said Friday.

What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

News for 01-10-2008
‘Meanest mom’ sells car after finding liquor
DES MOINES, Iowa - Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the "meanest mom on the planet."

Woman in burning truck keeps driving
PAW PAW TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Having live electrical wires fall on her truck and set it on fire wasn't enough to slow a motorist in southwest Michigan. State police say the unnamed woman ran a stop sign Monday night in Van Buren County's Paw Paw Township and hit a cable supporting a utility pole.

Faithful dog does the laundry, tidies up and brings shopping home
Hazel Carter's home help tidies the house, does the washing and brings home the shopping. And the only payment she requires is a nice big bowl of dog food at dinner time.

Mom, Daughter Trapped In Elevator 2 Days
NILES, Ill. -- Two cough drops and six aspirin. That's what two cleaning women survived on during two days trapped in an elevator in suburban Chicago.

News for 01-09-2008
Snacking on a wing and a prayer
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A Chicago tavern said on Thursday it will begin selling chicken wings coated in one of the world's hottest peppers -- a dish so hot that patrons first have to sign a waiver agreeing not to sue for injuries.

Boy Glues Hand to Bed to Avoid School
MEXICO CITY (AP) -- A 10-year-old Mexican boy dreaded returning to school after Christmas break so much that he glued his hand to his bed

Photos Get Florida Fire Chief in Trouble
UMATILLA, Fla. (AP) -- The chief of a small volunteer fire department was asked to resign after he e-mailed pictures that showed the exposed breast of a car crash victim, officials said Monday.

Man Who Hid Knives in Pants Stabs Self
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) -- A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.

Pa. Man Sentenced for Mailing Cow's Head
NORRISTOWN, Pa. (AP) -- A man who mailed a bloody cow's head to his wife's lover has been sentenced to probation and community service.

Pair wheels dead man to store to cash his Social Security check
NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store Tuesday and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

News for 01-07-2008
Motorist banned after driving 10 mph on motorway
LONDON (Reuters) - A woman banned from driving for seven days after traveling at speeds of less than 10mph on the motorway told Reuters on Friday: "that road's my nemesis." Stephanie Cole, 58, of Fishponds, Bristol, straddled the hard shoulder and inside lane as she dawdled along a stretch of the M32 near her home last August.

California Man Arrested for Digging 50 Holes in Bike Trail
FULLERTON, California — Police said they arrested a man who acknowledged digging holes on a park bicycle trail in southern California as payback for nearly being run down by a cyclist.

Another score for NYC's 'Ninja Bandit'?
NEW YORK - The costumed crook known as the "Ninja Bandit" may have struck again on Staten Island, New York City police said.

News for 01-04-2008
Kneeboarder Finds Lost Nose Ring Inside Fish Boyfriend Caught
It is a tale some would say smells a bit fishy, but Kristy Brittain swears it is true.

Inmate Files Lawsuit Faulting Prison Guards for Not Stopping His Escape
DENVER — An inmate who twice escaped from the Pueblo County jail filed a federal lawsuit Thursday, alleging that guards abused him and didn't do enough to stop him from breaking out.

Boy, 11, Uses Toy Lightsaber to Defend Mom From Attacker
An 11-year-old boy demonstrated The Force when he defended his mom by hitting an attacker with a toy lightsaber.

News for 01-03-2008
Man puts out fire with aunt's XL undies
LONDON - From baggy briefs to the ultimate hotpants: A British woman's underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught fire.

Roller coaster makes unscheduled New Year stop
BEIJING (Reuters) - A roller coaster stalled at the top of a loop at China's biggest amusement park, leaving passengers stranded upside down, their legs pointed toward the sky.

Family Of 6 Arrested Over Droopy Jeans
WELLINGTON, Fla. -- Five family members, who got involved in the arrest process of a relative because of his droopy jeans, spent New Year's Eve behind bars, according to police.

Fast - Food Worker Returns $185, 000 Check
NORWICH, Conn. (AP) -- Reggie Damone just wanted to jot down a phone number when he picked up what he thought was litter on a sidewalk this week. But what he found was an envelope containing a $185,000 check.

News for 12-31-2007
Cops: Little Kids Broke Into Home, Stole Gifts
SOUTH BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local police said it was a typical holiday Grinch tale: A home was broken into on Christmas Eve, and wrapped presents were stolen off a kitchen table.

Trucker Drives Off San Diego - Area Pier
NATIONAL CITY, Calif. (AP) -- A trucker hauling a load of Volkswagen cars drove his cab and several cars into San Diego Bay after blacking out at a marine terminal, authorities said.

Man Leaves $50, 000, Car to Waitress
BROWNSVILLE, Texas (AP) -- For nearly seven years Melina Salazar did her best to put on a smile and tend to the every need of her most loyal and cantankerous customer.

Patron dies in private room of strip club
PORT RICHEY - Until the tragic finish, Jason Transue was having quite a night at the strip club.

News for 12-28-2007
Iowa Man Spends Christmas Eve in Septic Tank
DES MOINES, Iowa — Christmas Eve stunk for Robert Schoff. The 77-year-old Des Moines man got stuck in his septic tank. "It wasn't good, I'll tell you what," Schoff told the Des Moines Register. "It was the worst Christmas Eve I've ever had."

Tiny Monkey Dies After Being Smuggled Into NYC Under Owner's Hat
NEW YORK — A small monkey stashed in a man's hat during a flight to New York has died, but federal health authorities don't know why.

News for 12-27-2007
Referee pulls out red card, then a gun
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian referee took out his gun and fired warning shots in the air after a local soccer match turned unruly following the suspension of a player, a newspaper said Tuesday.

Liquor firms fight ban on boozy lunches
HONG KONG (Reuters) - Liquor makers in China are demanding that a city regulation barring public servants and Communist Party officials from the Chinese version of a three martini lunch be revoked, a newspaper reported on Thursday

A far from cracking surprise - a dead mouse
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand woman who pulled apart a Christmas cracker got more than the party hat and joke she had expected, finding a dead mouse.

Referee pulls out red card, then a gun
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - A Malaysian referee took out his gun and fired warning shots in the air after a local soccer match turned unruly following the suspension of a player, a newspaper said Tuesday.

Liquor firms fight ban on boozy lunches
HONG KONG (Reuters) - Liquor makers in China are demanding that a city regulation barring public servants and Communist Party officials from the Chinese version of a three martini lunch be revoked, a newspaper reported on Thursday

A far from cracking surprise - a dead mouse
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand woman who pulled apart a Christmas cracker got more than the party hat and joke she had expected, finding a dead mouse.

News for 12-26-2007
'I went into a coma and woke up a mum'
Lisa Allinson fell into a coma and woke six weeks later to find she was a mum.

Florida Cops: Parents Tried to Sell Baby in Store Parking Lot for $30
PENSACOLA, Fla. — A couple was charged Friday with trying to sell their 2-month-old baby for $30 in a store parking lot, authorities said.

Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

Robber Leaves Note: 'Sorry, Wrong House'
FORREST CITY, Ark. (AP) -- A robber made off with a bundle of Christmas gifts and other items, but apparently had a moment of guilt. Police say Joyce Williams found her home burglarized and a note on a mirror saying, ''Sorry, wrong house.''

Rampaging Santas strike New Zealand cinema
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A gang of about 50 apparently drunken Santas invaded a New Zealand cinema complex at the weekend — frightening customers, damaging property and swearing, the cinema's manager said Monday.

Man Pays for New Truck With Loose Change
FRANKFORT, Ind. (AP) -- Paul Brant considers himself a penny pincher, but his savings in quarters and dollar coins really paid off.

Cards From Heaven Have Dead Man Talking
ASHLAND, Ore. (AP) -- Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card. Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a start recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving -- written in his hand with a return address of ''Heaven.''

Pensioner kills his wife, dumps her body among Christmas presents
A man murdered his wife and left her body among presents under their Christmas tree before killing himself by crashing his car.

Tech Smart Teen Means Perjury Rap for Cop
A teen suspect's snap decision to secretly record his interrogation with an MP3 player has resulted in a perjury case against a veteran detective and a plea deal for the teen.

News for 12-21-2007
Blue man leaves Oregon in search of acceptance
MADERA, Calif. - It's not makeup or paint that makes Paul Karason's skin a bluish color. The 57-year-old started making the transition from fair skin and freckles to what he looks like today 14 years ago.

Customer finds $5,200 in toe of Reebok sneaker
VERO BEACH, Fla. -- A customer looking for a size 10 pair of sneakers at the Indian River Mall ended up with much more than he expected. The unidentified man found more than $5,200 in cash inside a black Reebok shoe he was trying on Tuesday, according to an Indian River County Sheriff's Office report.

News for 12-20-2007
2 nabbed after dog allegedly stolen and eaten
Officially, police say the dog is missing. At first, the two suspects arrested for allegedly stealing it said the dog ran away. Later, one suspect said the animal was slaughtered and eaten.

100 arrested for not having toilets
KAMPALA (Reuters) - Local authorities have arrested at least 100 Ugandans for failing to build toilets in their homes in the midst of a cholera epidemic that has killed 8 people and infected 164, state media reported Wednesday.

2 Accused In Death Were Reenacting 'Mortal Kombat'
GREELEY, Colo. (CBS4/AP) ― Two teens accused of trying to imitate the "Mortal Kombat" video game have been charged in the death of the 7-year-old half-sister of one of the teens.

Thank God it's not Friday?
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian court has ruled that a couple could not name their son "Friday" and ordered that he instead be called Gregory after the saint whose feast day he was born on.

Man's journey to find birth mom ends — at work
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — For years, Steve Flaig, a delivery-truck driver at a Lowe's store here, had searched for his birth mother.

News for 12-19-2007
Yes UFOs do exist, government spokesman says
TOKYO (Reuters) - Yes, UFOs do exist, Japan's top government spokesman said Tuesday. The comment by chief cabinet secretary Nobutaka Machimura drew laughter from reporters at his regular briefing on government policy.

New York millionaires guilty in 'modern day slavery' case
A jury yesterday convicted a millionaire couple of enslaving two Indonesian women they brought to their New York mansion to work as housekeepers, subjecting them to repeated psychological and physical abuse and forcing them to work 18 hours or more a day.

Woman on crutches accused of groping Santa
DANBURY, Conn. - Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice. A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

News for 12-18-2007
Jingle-bang! Santa's chopper shot up over slum
RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - Not even Santa Claus is safe as the violent Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro celebrates the Christmas season.

Fla. Woman Has 10 Husbands, Charges Say
MIAMI (AP) -- The honeymoons are over for a 26-year-old woman who authorities say has at least 10 husbands.

School Made to Pay $95,000 for Pooh-Poohed Dress Code
SAN FRANCISCO — Officials in a Northern California school district might not think Tiggers are such wonderful things after agreeing to pay $95,000 in lawyers' fees to five families who sued the school over its dress code.

New Zealand Robbers Return Christmas Goods
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- The Grinch who stole Christmas may have had a change of heart, unexpectedly returning Christmas goods stolen from the house of a New Zealand family, police said Tuesday.

Excellent Driving, Now Pull Over: Calif. Cops to Reward Motorists With $5 Starbucks Cards
RANCHO CORDOVA, Calif. — Happy holidays. Now pull over to the side of the road.

Body is found in L.A. tow yard a day after car accident
The body of an elderly woman was discovered Sunday in the front passenger side of a crumpled car in a San Fernando Valley towing company's yard -- a day after paramedics had removed her son from the same vehicle after a crash, authorities said.

News for 12-14-2007
Pa. Judge: Cursing at Toilet Not Illegal
SCRANTON, Pa. (AP) -- A woman who was cited for loudly cursing at her overflowing toilet -- and then at a neighbor who told her to quiet down -- has been acquitted on First Amendment grounds.

Author of nasty letters from Santa sought
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

School custodian's rendition of 'Welcome to the Jungle' prompts police call
ROXBURY, Conn. - Karaoke can be scary, but threatening? A school custodian's impromptu after-hours karaoke performance prompted a police response when a teacher thought she was being threatened over the loudspeaker.

Man falls into vat of cyanide ... that's gottta hurt
A 62-year-old man was rescued by his colleagues when he fell into a large container of a lethal chemical at a factory in Leigh.

Man Accused Of Slipping Woman Abortion Pill
A married Wisconsin man has been charged with causing a woman to have two miscarriages by slipping her the abortion pill.

News for 12-13-2007
Boys, 11 and 14, Charged With Sex Assault on Woman, 60
AUSTIN, Texas — Two boys, ages 11 and 14, have been charged with breaking into the home of a 60-year-old woman and trying to sexually assault her, police said Tuesday.

Indonesian doctors remove girl's two deceased triplets: official
JAKARTA (AFP) - Doctors at an Indonesian hospital on Sumatra island Tuesday removed from a one-year-old girl her two deceased triplets, a hospital official said.

Cellphone user shocked by charges of $85K
A Calgary man is disputing a cellphone bill of nearly $85,000, claiming the phone company failed to tell him using his phone to surf the internet would cost so much.

Contractor, Owner Feud Over Hidden Cash
CLEVELAND (AP) - A contractor who helped discover bundles of Depression-era U.S. currency totaling $182,000 hidden behind bathroom walls said the homeowner should turn the money over to him or at least share it.

Man Drinks Liter of Vodka at Airport Line
BERLIN (AP) -- A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.

Teen caller tricks White House
Jon Bjartmarz, Chief Superintendent at Iceland's national police headquarters, said Icelandic police had not spoken to their U.S. counterparts about the matter. He declined to say how police were tipped off about Atlason's call.

Inventor powers Christmas tree with eel
TOKYO - Not even a blackout could put a damper on festivities at one Japanese aquarium where an electric eel is being used to light up its Christmas tree.

Nine-Year-Old Drives Father To Safety During Heart Attack
BRUNSWICK, MD - A Brunswick man is lucky to be alive after suffering a heart attack while driving. It's all thanks to his quick-thinking nine year-old daughter who drove her dad to safety.

Man gets hit by car, sets world record
CONNELLSVILLE, Pennsylvania - Matthew McKnight hopes nobody manages to top his feat in the Guinness Book of World Records. That's because McKnight holds the record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident" in the book's 2008 edition.

After a Window Washer’s 47-Floor Plunge, the Big Question Is: How Did He Survive?
A 29-year-old man plunges 17 stories in the atrium of a hotel in Minneapolis, landing on an overhang. A 22-year-old amateur sky diver goes into free fall more than a mile above the earth when his main parachute and reserve chute fail to open. He lands in a three-foot-deep duck pond. Both men survived.

News for 12-12-2007
Scientists Make Fruit Flies Gay, Then Straight Again
A new study finds that both drugs and genetic manipulation can turn the homosexual behavior of fruit flies on and off within a matter of hours.

Man cuts off penis in restaurant
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

Vt. Man Says He Found Condom in Sandwich
A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant

A Christmas tale you won't believe!
A mother named Carol Christmas was planning her family festive celebrations in a stable - complete with donkeys - today after being forced out of her home by the summer floods.

Prisoner gets compensation over cockroaches
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli judge has ordered the country's prison authority to pay an inmate over $1,000 in compensation after he complained of having to share a cell with cockroaches.

Woman accused in 'decorations shooting'
BATON ROUGE, La. - Authorities say a Springfield woman was booked on attempted murder counts for allegedly shooting two men whose dog damaged Christmas decorations at her home.

Hamster Horror: Boy Tortured Pet to Death
A 15-year-old boy has admitted causing unnecessary suffering to a hamster after freezing it, tumble-drying it and then putting it in a washing machine.

Boy Aged Five Kills 445lb Black Bear
A five-year-old boy has killed a 445lb black bear in a forest in Arkansas.

McFines for slow eaters
Motorists who park at McDonalds are being fined for outstaying their welcome in some of the burger chain's car parks.

Doctors can be liable for patient auto accidents
The state Supreme Judicial Court ruled yesterday that a doctor can be sued over a car accident caused by his patient, greatly expanding potential liability for the medical profession.

News for 12-11-2007
Cremator dumps half-burned bodies to save fuel
HONG KONG (Reuters) - China's worst fuel crunch in years has led a crematorium to dump half-burnt corpses to try saving on diesel costs, a Hong Kong newspaper said on Friday.

'Naked Twister' nights inspire suburb's sex club ban
DUNCANVILLE, Texas (AP) -- The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock's split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring "Naked Twister" nights.

Thief uses flower pot to steal Porsche
BERLIN (Reuters) - A thief in Germany used a flower pot to steal a 150,000 euro ($221,000) Porsche.

Error sparks mad dash over 33-cent gas
MINOCQUA, Wis. - Dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas after a station employee accidentally changed the price to 33 cents a gallon. An employee closing Trig's Minocqua Shell for the night meant to drop the price of gas by 1 cent.

Iowa Mom Gets Probation for Attempting to Sell 4-Year-Old Son to Pay for Wedding Dress
DAVENPORT, Iowa — A Davenport woman received five years of probation Thursday for attempting to sell her 4-year-old son to help pay for a wedding dress.

Man freed after 100 hours trapped in a lavatory
LONDON (Reuters) - A retired Scottish school teacher was recovering on Monday after spending nearly four days trapped inside a men's toilet with no food or mobile phone.

Body Odor Called Key Romantic Attraction
BOSTON -- If body odor is a key to romantic attraction, a Florida company claims to have the first scientific way of finding true love.

News for 12-07-2007
Wife Breaks Into Prison For Sex Romp With Husband
Kent, England (AHN) - A woman who broke into an open prison in Kent just to have sex with his husband who is serving his term. She was reportedly caught just as about she was leaving.

Florida Fisherman Finds Bag Filled With Body Parts; Cops Find More
ORMOND BEACH, Fla. — Police say they've found several bags of body parts in a canal north of Daytona Beach.

Police Say 2-Year-Old Shoots, Kills Man
BRUNSWICK, Ga. -- A 22-year-old man died after he was shot in the head by a 2-year-old who picked up a gun from a table.

Dog wins freedom in Japan after saving woman
TOKYO (Reuters Life!) - A dog won his freedom from the pound, and probable death, after saving an elderly woman who got lost and nearly froze to death in Japan, police said.

Germany seeking to ban Scientology
BERLIN - Germany's top security officials said Friday they consider the goals of Church of Scientology to be in conflict with the principles of the nation's constitution and will seek to ban the organization.

Serving Life for Providing Car to Killers
CRAWFORDVILLE, Fla. — Early in the morning of March 10, 2003, after a raucous party that lasted into the small hours, a groggy and hungover 20-year-old named Ryan Holle lent his Chevrolet Metro to a friend. That decision, prosecutors later said, was tantamount to murder.

'Fake penis' sex attacker jailed
A sex attacker who hid a carrot in his trousers and pretended it was his erect penis has been jailed for 18 months.

News for 12-06-2007
Man's lucky penis escape
A man from Wigan was saved from having his penis amputated after getting a metal ring trapped on the end of it.

Hmmmm. Something's different about you
STOYSTOWN, Pa. - Police said a Somerset County man fled a traffic stop, went home, shaved his mustache and changed his clothes, and reported the truck he was driving as stolen.

Teacher Accused of Using High School as Personal Meth Lab
A high school chemistry teacher found himself in hot water over the weekend when he was charged with making methamphetamine in his school lab, the Bakersfield Californian reported.

Bracelet Found in Chicken After 25 Years
FAIRMONT, Minn. (AP) - More than two decades after Aaron Giles lost his identity bracelet, he's finding how it was discovered tough to swallow. A meat cutter at Olson Locker in Fairmont came across the shiny object in a chicken gizzard and saw a name, address and phone number engraved on it.

Couple: Police Killed Our Pot Plants
A couple whose medical-marijuana plants were seized are threatening to sue authorities because the plants were returned dead.

Girl, 7, shot 6 times saving mom
DETROIT -- A 7-year-old-girl is being hailed as an "angel from heaven" and a hero for jumping in front of an enraged gunman, who pumped six bullets into the child as she used her body as a shield to save her mother's life.

U.K. fascinated by tale of not-so-dead canoeist
SEATON CAREW, England - Was he a victim of amnesia or a con artist who tried to fake his death to collect life insurance?

Man sentenced in bizarre diagnosing scam
MONROE, La. - A man was sentenced to more than four years in prison for bilking friends and family out of more than $800,000 by convincing them that his wife was a government agent who could arrange to have their medical problems diagnosed by satellite imaging.

News for 12-04-2007
Sperm donor liable for child support, judge rules
MELVILLE, N.Y. — A New York man who said he donated sperm to a female co-worker as a friendly gesture and sent presents and cards to the child over the years likely will owe child support for the college-bound teenager, according to a judge's ruling.

Hearing Impaired Man Tased by Police After Prank
(Wichita, KS) -- Donnell Williams had just gotten out of the bath tub, wearing only a towel around his waist, when he turned the corner to see guns pointing right at him.

Young Chimp Beats College Students
NEW YORK (AP) -- Think you're smarter than a fifth-grader? How about a 5-year-old chimp? Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.

24-Hour Michael Bolton Station Declares Bankruptcy
Austin, TX - 12/3/07 — Austin, Texas fans of the singer Michael Bolton will have one less thing to celebrate this holiday season. The 24-hour Michael Bolton radio station will be going off their airwaves later today.

News for 12-03-2007
Woman charged in pizza grab
Delivery man says suspect laughed, made taunts before cops broke down her door.

Trouble for dad in drug test sabotage case
A Centereach man accused of pulling his 9-year-old son out of school to help him pass a surprise drug test Wednesday was ordered Thursday to stay away from his child.

Cops: Mother Killed 2 in Store Bathroom
AUGUSTA, Ga. (AP) -- A 22-year-old woman fatally stabbed her two young children in a convenience store bathroom Thursday, police said.

Cat Survives 19 Days With Jar on Head
BARTLETT, Tenn. (AP) -- Tabitha Cain has fed a feral cat she calls Wild Oats for several years, but now she's thinking of changing the feline's name to Survivor.

Court rules employee worked to death
TOKYO (Reuters) - A Toyota Motor Corp employee died of overwork after logging more than 106 hours of overtime in a month, a judge ruled Friday, reversing a ministry's earlier decision not to pay compensation to his widow.

Mafia boss arrested while watching Mafia TV show
PALERMO, Italy (Reuters) - Italian police burst into the room of a suspected Mafia mobster in Sicily and arrested him as he watched a television show about the arrest of a Mafia boss, investigators said Friday.

News for 11-29-2007
Report: Grandmother Saved by Daughter's Poo
A Scotland grandmother who contracted a superbug was saved after doctors fed her daughter's feces to her.

R.I. Hospital Fined For Third Instance of Doctors Operating on Wrong Side of Patient's Head
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Rhode Island Hospital was fined $50,000 and reprimanded by the state Department of Health Monday after its third instance this year of a doctor performing brain surgery in the wrong side of a patient's head.

Honest man returns mistaken $2M check
SALT LAKE CITY - There are probably a million ways Jerry Mika could spend $2 million dollars. Trouble is, he couldn't cash the check. Expecting a $15 refund from the Utah Department of Commerce, the Draper man opened his mail recently to find a $2,245,342 check.

Cell phone battery explodes in the night
A New Zealand man was woken in the middle of the night when his cell phone battery exploded and burst into flames, the second exploding battery incident reported this week.

Boy Walks 280 Miles for Homeless Kids
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) - A 10-year-old boy from the Tampa area walked 280 miles to Tallahassee to turn the spotlight on the plight of homeless kids.

Woman in 2 rollovers in 1 day
FERGUS, Ont.– After five collisions and two trips to the hospital in the span of a few hours yesterday, it's safe to say one Cambridge woman had a bad day on the roads.

Lottery Winner Wasn't Supposed to Gamble
BOSTON (AP) -- The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.

Prostitute auctions sex for charity
SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.

News for 11-28-2007
Judge suspended for jailing court
A US judge has been removed from the bench for jailing an entire courtroom audience after none of them admitted being responsible for a ringing phone.

Judge Rules Couple Should Get Their Marijuana Back
FORT COLLINS, CO -- A couple arrested last summer after police found marijuana in their home will get their property back, a judge ruled Monday afternoon.

Video shows Lamborghini going 219 mph on Loop 202
The Arizona Department of Public safety is trying to determine the validity of a video showing a man driving more than 200 miles per hour in a Lamborghini on the Loop 202.

'Mohammed' teddy bear teacher held
KHARTOUM, Sudan (AP) -- A British teacher has been arrested in Sudan for allegedly insulting Islam by naming a teddy bear Mohammed, taken as a reference to Islam's prophet and founder, the Sudan Media Center says.

Anyone have change for a $1 million bill?
AIKEN, S.C. - A bank teller in Clearwater had a million reasons not to open an account for an Augusta, Ga., man Monday, authorities said. Alexander D. Smith, 31, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery after he walked into the bank and tried to open an account by depositing a fake $1 million bill, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank.

News for 11-27-2007
Thai national anthem could stop traffic
Thai law-makers say a proposed new law to boost patriotism in Thailand would be "chaotic" because it would require motorists to stop when the national anthem is played twice a day.

Undies-scoffing puppy saved by operation
Taffy the puppy's appetite for underwear was well known as he had eaten – and passed – 39 pairs of pants.

Twins have different dads
A Chinese man is suing for divorce after discovering that he is the father of only one of his twins.

Landlord arrested for spying on tenants
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a 60-year-old landlord after discovering he used cameras and microphones to spy on his tenants for a decade while they bathed and slept.

Mugger takes the cake
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian mugger stole a woman's cake as she walked by, then asked the victim to call police so he could go back to prison, Russian media reported Tuesday.

Man explodes grenade after ticket request
YEKATERINBURG, Russia (Reuters) - A Russian man blew himself up with a hand grenade Tuesday shortly after train inspectors asked to see his ticket.

News for 11-26-2007
Carjacking Suspect Gets Stuck In Wet Concrete
RENO, Nev. (AP) ― An attempted carjacking was foiled and the suspect captured when he ran and became mired in freshly poured concrete at a construction site, police said.

Rescue dog saves owner from blaze
BOISE, Idaho — Sometimes rescuers need to be rescued, too. Candace Jennings was sleeping on the couch when she was nudged awake by her dog, Anna, to find her mobile home engulfed in flames early Thanksgiving Day. The blond heeler, an abused stray dog Jennings had adopted from an animal shelter, whined and howled until they ran outside. "I had an awful headache. The place was filled with smoke," she told the Idaho Statesman.

Skewered: Indian teen survives 4ft pole rammed through his head
Manish Rajpurohit has been hailed the luckiest teenager in India after he survived being skewered by a metal pole in a bus crash.

Doctors untangle the strange case of the giant hairball
It may not be the most appetizing reading before a hearty holiday meal, but the New England Journal of Medicine is devoting part of its Thanksgiving issue to a giant hairball -- and not the feline kind.

Farmer Describes Cutting Off Own Arm
A Kershaw County, S.C. farmer has recovered enough to recount how he had to cut off his own arm to save his life.

News for 11-23-2007
Nude Man Accused of Causing I - 95 Crashes
BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. (AP) -- Delaware State Police have arrested a Chester, Pennsylvania, man who they said was running naked and drunk on Interstate-95 and caused three accidents.

Wis. Man Upset Over Beer Shoots Goats
WAUPACA, Wis. (AP) -- A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say.

Customer Gives Grocery Employee $15,000
ANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A local woman has a good reason to be thankful this holiday. A customer she met at the grocery store where she works left her a big thank-you when he died.

Cal Mulls What to Do With Tree - Sitters
BERKELEY, Calif. (AP) -- University of California officials have won the legal right to oust a band of tree-sitters who've taken up residence in an oak grove standing in the way of a planned sports center.

Topless Swimmers Make Waves in Sweden
STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- A group of Swedish women is making waves by taking their tops off at public swimming pools in a protest against what they call gender-biased rules on swim wear.

15-year-old girl jailed with 20 men
A 15-YEAR-old girl was put in a Brazilian jail cell with more than 20 men, and for a month was raped relentlessly and forced to have sex for food, human rights groups say.

News for 11-20-2007
Homemade cocaine-smuggling sub
BOGOTA (Reuters) - Colombian marines seized a makeshift submarine capable of smuggling up to 12 tonnes of cocaine through the Pacific to Central America, making it one of the largest such craft found, authorities said on Friday.

British Woman, 102, Bares All as Miss November for Nude Charity Calendar
A 102-year-old British woman has decided she isn't too old to be a pinup — and a naked one at that.

Boy, 10, finds a tooth in his sausage
A boy bit into a Tesco sausage - and found a tooth inside. David Walker, 10, was eating dinner with his family when he felt something hard as he chewed. He spat it out and realised it was a tooth.

Wife's at a loss to find husband after he wins the lottery
The clues trickled in that Donna Campbell's husband was hiding something from her. Arnim Ramdass started to keep the television off at all times, then he disconnected their phone line. But the ah-ha! moment came when Campbell thumbed through the mail at their Miramar house and saw a postcard: Congratulations on the purchase of your new home.

Police: Boy Stabs Brother Over TV Shows
PHOENIX (AP) -- A 12-year-old boy stabbed his 13-year-old brother during a fight over what to watch on television, police said.

News for 11-19-2007
Cops: Mich. Boy, 13, Charged With DWI
CLIO, Mich. (AP) -- A police officer checking on a truck that got stuck in the mud at a city park was startled to find a 13-year-old boy behind the wheel.

Police: Ky. Man Used Stapler to Rob Shop
ASHLAND, Ky. (AP) -- A man wearing a ski mask used a stapler to hold up an eastern Kentucky ice cream store -- and briefly got away with $175, authorities said.

Pedophile allowed to work in kindergarten
BERLIN (Reuters) - A convicted pedophile sentenced to do community service in a German kindergarten will return to court next week to face charges of abusing two children there, a regional prosecutor's office said Thursday.

Police: Gas Price War Leads to Shooting
DETROIT (AP) -- A price war between competing gas stations apparently led to one gas station operator shooting another on Friday, police said.

Pastor's Wife: Church Is a Divorce Asset
MINEOLA, N.Y. (AP) -- The estranged wife of a pastor claims her husband blended his professional and personal finances so thoroughly that his church should be counted as an asset in their divorce.

Jackson County Orgy Ordinance In The Works
Allegations of wild orgies taking place in Jackson County nightclubs have revealed shocking truths about how easy it is to operate a sex club outside the city limits.

Ga. Boys Ages 8 and 9 Charged With Rape
ACWORTH, Ga. (AP) -- Three boys, ages 8 and 9, were being held Monday in a detention center on charges of kidnapping and raping an 11-year-old girl near a suburban apartment complex, officials said.

News for 11-15-2007
Watertown woman wins at Powerball – again
PIERRE, S.D. (AP) – Lightning has struck twice – sort of – for Athena Rush of Watertown. Rush was one of the “Watertown 34,” made up mostly of employees of Minnesota Rubber in Watertown, who split a $50.9 million Powerball prize nearly five years ago. After taxes, each member of the group received $588,507.

Report: Suspected Car Thief Eaten by Gator
Authorities in Florida are saying very little about an incident last week in which a suspected car thief reportedly fled from police into a small pond on an Indian reservation and was eaten by an alligator.

Vancouver has some funny ideas about Olympic spirit
In Vancouver, preparations are underway for the 2010 Winter Olympics. They want to show the world that they are a world-class city and the shining metropolitan jewel of this great nation. And what better way to accomplish this goal than with legalized brothels?

'I Meant To Kill Him,' Robbery Victim Says
CINCINNATI -- The tables were turned on a gunman who tried to rob a convenience store in Cincinnati, police said.

Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Saudi punishes gang rape victim with 200 lashes
A court in the ultra-conservative kingdom of Saudi Arabia is punishing a female victim of gang rape with 200 lashes and six months in jail, a newspaper reported on Thursday.

Teacher Dispatches Raccoon With Nail Gun
HUNTSVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- A high school teacher killed a raccoon with a nail gun after discovering the planned subject of a skinning demonstration was alive.

Man who had sex with bike in court
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

News for 11-14-2007
Man Dies After Getting Stuck in Girlfriend’s Cat Door
A woman in Florida made a startling discovery over the weekend when she found her boyfriend stuck in her house’s cat door, News4Jax.com reported.

Tree man 'who grew roots' may be cured
An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.

Mozambican baby born with two heads
MAPUTO (AFP) - A Mozambican woman has given birth to a baby boy with two heads, hospital officials said on Monday.

Mystery $100M Donation Lifts Pa. City
Mike Batchelor invited the heads of 46 charities into his downtown office for one-on-one meetings to personally deliver the news. Nearby, on a small table, sat a box of tissues. And then he proceeded: A donor had given a staggering $100 million to the Erie Community Foundation, and all of the charities would receive a share.

Man in India marries dog as atonement
NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death — an act he believes cursed him — a newspaper reported Tuesday.

News for 11-13-2007
Great Grandmother Strip-Searched At N.Y. Casino
YONKERS (CBS) ― A great-grandmother from Mount Vernon is filing suit for allegedly being strip searched at the Yonkers Raceway casino. As CBS 2 HD has learned, the angry woman says it was over a winner's slip that was missing.

Lawyer in Rape Case Says Encounter Could Be Consensual as Woman Was Sleepwalking
CINCINNATI — A lawyer for the man accused of raping a University of Cincinnati student says the encounter could have been consensual because the woman has a history of sleepwalking.

Vermont woman files complaint; wants to keep miniature horse in apartment
MONTPELIER, Vt. - Patty Cooper's landlord normally welcomes tenants who use animals to help them get around, such as guide dogs for the blind. So after the disabled woman bought an 81-centimetre-tall miniature horse to pull her wheelchair, she asked to keep the animal in her home. When her landlord rejected the request, she filed a human rights complaint.

Sober Diabetic Man Tasered, Accused of DUI
Police in Ozark, Alabama on Tuesday used a taser on a sober man who was having a diabetic seizure. A trio of police cruisers were called to the scene of a black Nissan truck and trailer pulled over on the side of the road near the intersection of Highway 231 and Marley Mill Road at around 4pm. James Bludsworth, 54, a man with no criminal record, was was slumped over behind the wheel. Because of his condition he was not responsive to police commands.

Confused man with one shoe found covered in dressing at D/FW
D/FW Airport -- A 27-year-old Corpus Christi passenger recently found himself in sticky situation. The disheveled passenger was arrested in Terminal B after police found him sitting on an American Eagle jet bridge covered in salad dressing, according to police reports released this week.

Man cited for porn on wheels
FORT WORTH -- This X-rated movie was moving, Fort Worth police say. Literally.

Best to Use Tools When Loosening Lug Nut
SOUTHWORTH, Wash. (AP) -- A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, sheriff's deputies said.

Wisconsin Cop Shocked by Own Taser
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- A police officer has been reprimanded for accidentally discharging a Taser, causing an injury -- to the police officer.

News for 11-12-2007
Stripper Mistakenly Sent to School, Whips Teen
Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday.

'Grandpa Bandit' Strikes Again at Knoxville Bank
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Authorities say the "Grandpa Bandit" has struck again at the same Knoxville credit union he was accused of robbing last week.

Woman Has Over 200 Orgasms A Day
SARAH Carmen, 24, says the Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome that she suffers from can cause her to have orgasm at any time of day.

Church Finds 67 Bullet Holes in Steeple
MCMINNVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - The renovation of an old church in this central Tennessee city has revealed damage expected more in a war zone. The landmark steeple of First Presbyterian Church is pocked with 67 bullet holes.

UK Man Jailed 2 Years for Obscene Calls
LONDON (AP) - The underwear-obsessed telephone stalker's undoing proved to be the opening of a gym opposite the apartment that the 40-year-old shared with his mother.

Man forgets car at gas station
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man forgot his car after filling it up at a petrol station, police said Friday.

News for 11-09-2007
Man Calls 911 And Demands Beer
HEBRON, CT (NBC) -- It may have seemed like an emergency at the time, but a Connecticut man is now regretting his call to 911. 35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.

Terror in the sky: Engine falls off plane, pilot flies to safety
(CNN) -- Brendon Pelser said he saw pure terror in the faces of his fellow passengers after an engine fell from a wing as it took off from Cape Town, South Africa, Wednesday.

Police identify man buried under pile of peanuts
SOUTHAMPTON — - Investigators are looking into the death of a peanut factory worker discovered beneath a pile of peanuts.

Victim stunned by use of Taser
A Kelowna couple says they are appalled by what they call the careless use of a Taser by RCMP, after a 68-year-old stroke survivor, with a neurological disorder that affects his ability to comprehend language, was tasered after a dispute over double-parking on a downtown street.

California Tree Trimmer Dies After Being Pulled Into Wood Chipper
TUSTIN, Calif. — An Orange County tree trimmer feeding branches into a wood chipper was pulled into the shredding machine and killed.

News for 11-08-2007
Daylight-Saving Causes Twin Arrival Pickle
Cary — Everyone knows the pecking order in a family has everything to do with age. The oldest sibling usually rules the roost. But what if you get cheated out of the title because of Daylight Saving Time?

And you thought you had a bad day...
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A man was arrested on Thursday after a bizarre series of events that included him crashing his car, getting shot by a homeowner, breaking a restaurant window and stripping to his underwear.

Ill. Student Gets Detention for Hugging
MASCOUTAH, Ill. - Two hugs equals two days of detention for 13-year-old Megan Coulter. The eighth-grader was punished for violating a school policy banning public displays of affection when she hugged two friends Friday.

The Bible among objects prohibited at the 2008 Beijing Olympics
Beijing (CNA).- Organizers of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing have published a list of “prohibited objects” in the Olympic village where athletes will stay. To the surprise of many, Bibles are among the objects that will not be allowed.

'Twitching' Illness Hits Several Students, Staff at Virginia School
VINTON, Va. — A mysterious illness causing an odd "twitching" symptom has stricken several students and a staff member at a Virginia high school.

Boys to swap homes 4 years after mix-up
RIYADH (Reuters) - Two boys, one Saudi and one Turkish, will swap homes four years after a hospital gave them to the wrong parents, a Saudi newspaper said Wednesday.

News for 11-07-2007
Drunk man rides horse into bank
A drunk German horse rider rode into a bank foyer to sleep for the night, after having one too many for the road during a stopover at his local beergarden.

Cow falls off cliff and crashes onto van on highway
MANSON, Wash. - Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object - a 270-kilogram cow.

Man gets life for lottery ticket scam
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese lottery ticket seller has been jailed for life for fraud for taking advantage of a system flaw to cash 28 million yuan ($3.76 million) in tickets illegally, state media said Tuesday.

Police: No smoking applies to pot, too
DANBURY -- Who said smoking pot can make you stupid? Whoever it was probably won't get much of an argument from Danbury police after a Brookfield man allegedly walked into the Main Street station early Saturday puffing on a marijuana-filled cigar and, in effect, dared them to do something about it.

Illinois College Students Accused of Torturing Man With Freshly Baked Cookies
EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. — Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors alleged.

Parents Accused of Making Son Fight Classmate for YouTube Video
Authorities in New Port Richey, Fla., are investigating whether the parents of a 14-year-old boy encouraged their son to fight a 13-year-old classmate at a public park and video taped the incident for YouTube, MyFoxTampaBay reported Tuesday.

Teen Hires Hitman to Kill Parents After Being Grounded From PlayStation, Television
WASHINGTON — Like many middle-class, suburban American parents, Shannan and Joey Troiano worried about their son’s behaviour and his bad grades at high school. And like many wayward teenagers, Cory Ryder was grounded for weeks at a time, had a PlayStation confiscated and was banned from watching TV. Less typically, this 16-year-old was plotting to murder his parents by hiring a hitman, while his mother was organising a sting operation involving a police officer posing as a contract killer.

Burglar Charged With Breaking Into Church to Call Sex Hot Line
CLARKSTOWN, New York — Isn't the 11th Commandment thou shalt not use the church's telephone to call a sex hot line? A homeless man has been charged with breaking into a Valley Cottage church by picking a lock so he could dial up some sex chat.

Cape Breton woman killed by her parked car
SYDNEY, N.S. - A 68-year-old Sydney, N.S., woman is dead after being run over by a car in her own driveway.

Woman jumps to death from Tokyo building, lands on pedestrian
A woman died and a man was knocked unconscious, apparently after the woman leaped from the roof of a department store in Tokyo and landed on the man, police said Tuesday.

UT's McNeil says incident a 'misunderstanding'; 3 charged
Several hours after the University of Tennessee football team thumped Louisiana-Lafayette Saturday, McNeil was quizzed by police about a broken window at his apartment and the three intoxicated women in his bed.

News for 11-06-2007
Beer After Exercise May Be Better Than Water, Study Finds
Having a beer after exercise could do you more good than drinking water, a new study suggests.

Toddler with eight limbs branded 'reincarnation of Hindu god' to undergo life-saving operation
A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu, is set to undergo a 40-hour operation to remove half of her limbs. Pic

Florida kids 'huffing' human waste gas?
Kids in Collier County Florida are doing strange things for a cheap high.

Bank Fined for Violence by Collectors
NEW DELHI (AP) -- Authorities fined India's biggest private bank more than $130,000 after its loan collectors beat a man with iron rods and dragged him from a car before seizing the vehicle, state officials said Tuesday.

Nearly 3,500 Chinese Named 'Olympics'
BEIJING — The upcoming Beijing Olympics is more than just a point of pride for China — it's such an important part of the national consciousness that nearly 3,500 children have been named for the event, a newspaper reported Sunday.

Sermon prompts tips that leads to arrest
BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -- What man taketh away, modern technology helps giveth back. The Subway sandwich shop at the True Bethel Baptist Church in Buffalo was robbed at gunpoint on Friday night, but the crime was recorded on the store's surveillance video.

Patient Says Dancing Dentist Misstepped
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — A dentist was dancing to a song on the radio while drilling on a woman's tooth, and she wound up in the hospital when the drill bit snapped off and lodged near her eye, a lawsuit alleges. Brandy Fanning, 31, said she had to undergo emergency surgery and spent three days in the hospital because of the October 2004 mishap.

News for 11-05-2007
Man angry with son-in-law fingers him as terrorist to FBI
STOCKHOLM (AFP) - A man in Sweden who was angry with his daughter's husband has been charged with libel for telling the FBI that the son-in-law had links to al-Qaeda, Swedish media reported on Friday.

Sex talks to raise miner productivity
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian coal miners are being taught to explore their wives and understand menopause in order to have a healthy sex life, which in turn will make them happy, productive workers.

Son Turns Up Alive After U.K. Mom IDs, Cremates Corpse
LONDON — Police said Friday they had begun an investigation after a woman oversaw the cremation of a body she believed was her son — who turned up alive the next day.

Flag-burning 'lesson' provokes UM student
ORONO, Maine - A University of Maine student alleges her former professor offered extra credit to class members if they burned the American flag or the U.S. Constitution or were arrested defending free speech.

UGA Asks Stadium Fans Not to Flush
ATHENS, Ga. (AP) -- Fans who have had their fill of beer at the University of Georgia's homecoming football game on Saturday be warned -- no flushing allowed.

Passengers revolt after being told to fly on jet with its wing tip missing
An airline crew faced a rebellion when they told passengers they were going to fly on a jet that had lost its wing tip in a runway crash.

S.I. cops strip, strand boy after he's found tossing eggs
Two Staten Island cops are in hot water for trying to scare a 14-year-old boy they caught tossing eggs on Halloween by stripping off his clothes and dumping him in a desolate area, a police source and family members said.

News for 11-02-2007
The world's fattest baby, Siberia and beetroot soup
Tatyana Khalina gave birth on September 17 to Nadia, who weighed a whopping 7.75 kg (17.1 lb) at birth. A month later Nadia was finally able to go home from hospital to the family's three-bedroom apartment in Aleisk, a town in Russia's Far East.

Sleeping pill helped my girl wake up from a SIX year coma
After her teenage daughter slipped into a coma, Thelma Pickard never lost hope of recovery. Six years on, the devoted mother is daring to believe her hopes may be answered. Daughter Amy, now 23, has begun to show signs of life after being given an over-the-counter sleeping pill.

Girl: Mom Forced Genitalia Piercing
NAPLES, Fla. (AP) - A 39-year-old woman forcefully had her 13-year-old daughter's genitalia pierced to make it uncomfortable for her to have sex, the girl told jurors in her mother's child abuse trial.

Man with beer takes hearse to go fishing
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A mourner who authorities say got drunk, took a hearse from outside a New Zealand funeral venue and outran pursuing funeral directors told police he was "going fishing" when they pulled him over.

Sexy Stripper Scam Makes Viewers Crack Codes
SAN JOSE, Calif. — In a new online striptease, the buxom, beautiful blonde who promises to remove her slinky scraps of lingerie doesn't want your money. She's interested in your brain. Really.

Dog saves owner with modified Heimlich
CALVERT, Md. - Toby, a 2-year-old golden retriever, saw his owner choking on a piece of fruit and began jumping up and down on the woman's chest. The dog's owner believes the dog was trying to perform the Heimlich maneuver and saved her life.

Woman takes out ad to sell breast milk
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - A woman who doesn't want her breast milk to go to waste has taken out a newspaper ad in hopes of selling it. Martha Heller, 22, of Tiffin, took out the ad in The Gazette, offering 100 ounces of her breast milk for $200 or the best offer.

California's sex offenders beat tracking system
SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Hundreds of California sex offenders who face tough new restrictions on where they can live are declaring themselves homeless — truthfully or not — and that’s making it difficult for the state to track them.

Hunter's Photos Ignite New Debate Over Bigfoot's Existence
RIDGWAY, Pa. — A hunter out to photograph deer last month has reignited the Sasquatch debate with a photograph of a small furry animal walking on all fours.

Police: Mom caught shoplifting leaves baby at the store
A baby boy was abandoned at a TJ Maxx clothing store in Hartsdale after two women suspected of shoplifting ran away.

Nebraska Teacher, 13-Year-Old Student, on the Run in Colorado
EXINGTON, Neb. — Authorities were looking in several states for a 13-year-old boy and a 25-year-old middle school teacher Thursday, on the run after police began investigating a relationship between the pair.

Prank Leaves 75 Gnomes Without Homes
SPRINGFIELD, Ore. (AP) - A number of gnomes have taken sanctuary at the Springfield police station. Somebody apparently collected 75 lawn ornaments from around town and then, on the night of Oct. 17, placed them meticulously on and around the lawn of one house.

News for 10-31-2007
Greencastle restaurant closed after road kill is found in kitchen
Greencastle - A Greencastle restaurant is open for business again after health inspectors shut it down when they found a deer carcass in the kitchen.

Boy, 7, Takes Car Out for Spin, Crashes
LEHIGH ACRES, Fla. (AP) -- He could barely reach the pedal, but one 7-year-old boy managed to take the family car out for a spin in his Lehigh Acres neighborhood.

Student finds valuable painting inside couch
BERLIN — A student who bought a pullout couch for $215 at a flea market in the German capital city found a painting worth 100 times that amount hidden inside when she unfolded the sofa at home.

Woman Wants Abuse Charge Over Fat Pig
WINONA, Minn. (AP) -- A woman wants abuse charges filed against an acquaintance who was pet-sitting for her potbellied pig and allowed the animal to get fat.

Guess they weren’t the sweet variety ...
NILES, Michigan - A judge gave a 35-year-old man probation in a case that police said involved an assault with pickles.

News for 10-30-2007
Police hunt mobilty scooter driver after hit-and-run accident
Police are hunting the driver of a mobility scooter after a bizarre slow motion hit-and-run accident in Tyldesley.

He's not undead, just unsober...
BERLIN (Reuters) - Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveler dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.

Homeowners Offer Cash Back to Buyer
WEXFORD, Pa. (AP) -- It's the deal of a lifetime. Bob and Ricki Husick of Pittsburgh are offering anyone who buys their home a full refund when they die.

Indian 'Slave' Children Found Making Low-Cost Clothes Headed For Gap Kids
Child workers, some as young as 10, have been found working in a textile factory in conditions close to slavery to produce clothes that appear destined for Gap Kids, one of the most successful arms of the high street giant.

Serial jailbreaker escapes for fourth time
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - A Belgian inmate made a dramatic escape from jail for the fourth time Sunday evening after his armed accomplices landed in the prison grounds in a hijacked helicopter, prosecutors said Monday.

Piles of old coins found in Pa. home
WINDBER, Pa. (AP) — Talk about throwing away money. Piles of old coins worth as much as $200,000 were found in a long-abandoned home, including scores that the owner had apparently thrown down a hole in the wall.

News for 10-29-2007
Hunter shot by hunting dog
A man on a hunting trip in America found the tables unexpectedly turned on him, when a dog shot him.

Protesters make bid to save "magic mushrooms"
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Protesters turned out on Amsterdam's central Dam Square on Saturday, hoping to stop the government from banning magic mushrooms and asking to "save the 'shrooms".

Teenager in go-kart leaves police standing
BERLIN (Reuters) - A teen-ager speeding through a German town in a go-kart with seven squad cars in hot pursuit managed to give the frustrated officers the slip, police said on Friday.

Jackpot or Mistake? Man Sues Over $1.6M 'Jackpot'
New Mexico Indian Casino Says Slot Machine Malfunctioned; Refuses to Pay

Holy Cow! 103 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (AP) -- A competitive eater who has already triumphed at a famous hot dog eating contest swallowed 103 small hamburgers in 8 minutes Sunday to take home $10,000.

News for 10-26-2007
Kenyan Monkeys Make Lewd Gestures at Women
Kenyan officials are not sure how to handle a troop of rude monkeys that's been making lewd gestures at women, London's Daily Telegraph reports.

Pregnant Woman Forced to the Ground
Elementary school principal Yvette Hayes will never forget the night of July 13, 2007. She was pregnant at the time and believes police jeopardized the life of her unborn child.

Officer Pulls Over 12-Year-Old Driver
LaVERGNE, Tenn. -- A LaVergne police officer was caught off guard this week after what he found in the driver’s seat of a car.

Boy Found Hanging in Halloween Spider Web Display, Near Death
TAMPA, Florida — A 6-year-old Central Florida boy—found hanging in his family's Halloween spider web display—nearly died from asphyxiation, according to WKMG-TV, local 6 in Tampa.

They sound more like zombies than sleepwalkers...
LONDON (Reuters) - A surge in naked sleepwalking among guests has led one of Britain's largest budget hotel groups to re-train staff to handle late-night nudity.

Man accused of guzzling alcohol in Wal-Mart liquor aisle
MUKWONAGO, Wis. - A man told police he couldn't help himself when he took seven bottles of a spiked lemonade drink from the shelf at a Wal-Mart Supercenter and drank them in the liquor aisle.

News for 10-25-2007
Glitch Hits Burial Of Man With Mobile Phone
Montenegrin, Serbia (AHN) - A man whose dying wish was to be buried along with his mobile phone has to be dug up again after his family discovered they had forgotten to insert his SIM card.

Man Arrested After Helping Couple Escape From Fire
CONCORD, N.H. -- A Concord man being called a hero after helping an elderly couple escape from their burning home was arrested shortly after the rescue because of a scuffle with emergency workers.

Bizarre stabbing in Fannin County
FANNIN COUNTY, Tex. -- One man is in prison after allegedly stabbing the driver he hitched a ride with over the weekend. The victim is recovering, but it's the details of the case that officials say make it unlike any they've ever seen.

Woman Finds Beetles in USA Gold Cigarettes
A Big Chimney woman found a nasty surprise in her cigarettes. Lashanwa Keeling found Cigarette Beetle larvae in six of the ten packs of her USA Gold Lights.

Report: Man's Heart Stops 12 Times
A U.K. man thanked the paramedics Monday who saved his life this past weekend after he suffered a dozen heart attacks, one after the other.

Pupils forced to pose for school photo according to skin colour
A school apologized today after telling tearful children to line up for a photograph by the color of their skin. Parents condemned the decision by Sandhurst Junior School in Lewisham, south London, to arrange the children from the lightest skinned to the darkest.

News for 10-24-2007
Springfield man attempts to remove own testicles
A convicted sex offender who told police he was feeling an urge to offend again took a fillet knife to his testicles in an attempt to castrate himself Sunday night.

Tiny Clerk Fights Off Armed Robber With Axe
BROOKHAVEN, N.Y. (CBS) ― The surveillance video is stunning -- a tiny clerk defending her store from an armed robber by brandishing an axe.

Stolen painting worth $1 million found in trash
NEW YORK - A painting stolen more than 20 years ago was found lying in trash along a street, and now it could fetch up to $1 million at an auction.

Woman in wheelchair takes highway shortcut
BERLIN (Reuters) - An 81-year-old German woman driving to a cemetery in her electric wheelchair decided to take a shortcut and drove the wrong way down a highway.

Police: Burglary Suspect Spends 10 Hours Trapped in Air Shaft During Pharmacy Heist
SILVER SPRINGS SHORES, Fla. — A man trying to rob a pharmacy wound up crying for help after becoming stuck in an air shaft for 10 hours, police said.

Man, being a cop just gets worse and worse!
BRUSSELS (Reuters) - Police patrolling the red-light district of the Belgian capital have been ordered to stop visiting brothels and drinking in bars when on duty.

Gives new meaning to "going in the car"
TOKYO (Reuters) - If you're stuck in traffic when Mother Nature calls, Japan's Kaneko Sangyo Co. has developed the loo for you.

Ambulance with dying marathoner got lost
CHICAGO (AP) - The ambulance crew who picked up a dying runner during the Chicago Marathon apparently got lost on the way to a hospital, authorities said.

News for 10-23-2007
Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage
GAUHATI, India - Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said Tuesday.

Monkeys attack Delhi politician
The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi has died a day after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys.

Gunshot wound doesn't stop man from catching flight
DUNEDIN - Saturday saw intrigue in the skies above Tampa Bay when a Pinellas County man flew out of Tampa International Airport despite bleeding from gunshot wounds.

Alaska Woman Finds Corpse in Freezer
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — A woman opened her chest freezer and made a grisly discovery: a body wrapped in plastic.

Looking for attractive people? Don't go to ...
PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday.

Man sits on burglary suspect till cops arrive
TWO RIVERS — Middle of the night. A fence gate squeaks. A dog barks. Jeffrey Stephens awakened, but thought it was the wind. His wife, Patricia, thought it might be something more. It was Jeffrey's duty to check, just in case. When Patricia Stephens called 911 a few minutes later, she described all she could see through the window of her home: "My husband's sitting on somebody."

2 cops held liable in screwdriver assault
A federal jury late Tuesday held two Chicago police officers liable for the unreasonable search of a man who alleged that the officers sodomized him with a screwdriver during a search for drugs.

News for 10-22-2007
Tuberculosis outbreak blamed on stripper
PHILIPSBURG, St. Maarten - Dozens of people in St. Maarten are being treated for latent tuberculosis after health officials warned that they may have been exposed to the illness by a stripper infected with an active form of the disease.

The wedding's off -- see you in court!
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Instead of walking down the aisle of a church, a former New York couple will traipse down the aisle of a court room to settle a fight over a $48,800 diamond engagement ring.

Woman turns in $20,000 in cash she found; gets $500 reward
WERNERSVILLE, Pa. — A woman who found $20,000 in cash at a convenience store last month is getting a $500 reward from the armored car company that lost it.

NYC woman finds a 7-foot python in her toilet
NEW YORK (AP) — There was no Halloween bogeyman in the closet for one Brooklyn woman — just a 7-foot-long python in her toilet.

Woman survives in ocean for 19 hours
UKUMEHAME, Hawaii - A 49-year-old woman from Alaska held onto a water container to stay afloat for 19 hours until she was rescued from choppy ocean waters a mile off Maui.

Woman fined for hammering Comcast office
BRISTOW, Virginia - She was fined and got a suspended jail sentence, but Mona Shaw says she has no regrets about using a hammer to vent her frustration at a cable company.

Pepsi, Coke workers trade punches at Wal-Mart
Indiana, Pa. — The long-standing rivalry between Coke and Pepsi took a physical turn Friday when a Pepsi deliveryman allegedly punched his Coke counterpart in the face at a western Pennsylvania Wal-Mart, state police said. The two deliveryme

News for 10-19-2007
Brewer Offers Lifetime's Beer for Laptop
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) -- A New Zealand brewer is offering a lifetime supply of free beer in exchange for the return of a laptop stolen in a break-in.

70-year-old accused of stealing gas — regularly
LAKELAND, Fla. - A 70-year-old man has been charged with grand theft after police watched him siphon off more than 900 gallons of gasoline from underground storage tanks at two gas stations, the Polk County authorities said Wednesday.

Alabama Couple Catches Burglar, Make Him Clean Up at Gunpoint
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally.

News for 10-17-2007
$3 million jackpot winner won't quit work
Orville Erickson hit a $2.98 million jackpot on a nickel slot machine Saturday at the Dakota Magic Casino near Hankinson. Slots manager Darrell Mireau said it was the largest jackpot in the casino's 11-year history.

Forgetful doctor left body for 9 days
VIENNA (Reuters) - The body of a 76-year-old woman found dead in her Vienna flat was left there for nine days because a doctor who registered the death forgot to notify a removal service, officials said Tuesday.

Bedouin father of 67 seeks ninth wife
EMEK HEFER, Israel - With eight wives and 67 children, Shahadeh Abu Arrar has given new meaning to the term “family man.”

Prescribe 'the pill' at middle school?
Students who have parental permission to be treated at King Middle School's health center would be able to get birth control prescriptions under a proposal that the Portland School Committee will consider Wednesday.

He holds woman's cell phone for ransom — but cops thwart plan
LANCASTER COUNTY, Pa. - How much ransom money would you pay to get your cell phone back from a robber? Perhaps $50 or $100 — maybe more if the phone were equipped with all the latest features. But not a whopping $185,000.

Scranton woman cited for cursing at toilet
SCRANTON, Pa. (AP) - A Scranton woman who allegedly shouted profanities at her overflowing toilet within earshot of a neighbor was cited for disorderly conduct. Dawn Herb could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300.

News for 10-16-2007
Fuming NYC bride sues florist over flower color
Lawsuit seeks more than $400,000 over color of hydrangeas

Cops Pull Over Boy, 3, Driving Along Highway in Toy Mustang GT
OMRO, Wis. — The candy-apple red Mustang GT is just a toy, but that didn't stop 3-year-old Jordan Will from taking his battery-operated wheels for a brief ride along a busy stretch of highway.

Boy Shot in Mouth Coughs Up Bullet
A teenager shot during a house party in Boise last month is feeling much better after coughing up part of the bullet.

Drunken priest punches cop, jailed
MONTERREY, Mexico (Reuters) - A Mexican priest briefly ended up behind bars after punching a policemen who caught him driving drunkenly through the streets of the northern city of Monterrey.

Villagers cash in on endless cocaine on beach
VILLAGERS living on Nicaragua's remote Mosquito Coast are living like the rich thanks to tonnes of free cocaine washing up on their shores.

Around the world in 23 years...
Taipei - A Swiss couple have arrived in Taiwan after driving through 156 countries on their round-the-world trip which began 23 years ago, Taiwan press said on Sunday.

Dentist Claims Breast Rubs Appropriate
WOODLAND, Calif. (AP) - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

News for 10-15-2007
UPDATE: High School Security Guards Attack Teen With Cell Phone Camera Then Frame Him
High School security guards in Palmdale CA have reacted viciously to an incident that was caught on camera last week, creating false charges against school children to detract from their own excessive actions which have since hit the headlines.

School Guards Break Child's Arm And Arrest Her For Dropping Cake
School security guards in Palmdale, CA have been caught on camera assaulting a 16-year-old girl and breaking her arm after she spilled some cake during lunch and left some crumbs on the floor after cleaning it up.

Tug-of-war turns tragic at high school homecoming
PARKER - It was supposed to be a celebration at Lutheran High School, but the homecoming festivities turned into a tragic accident.

Owners of Massacred Pets to Receive Help
SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) -- Animal welfare groups will help Puerto Rico housing project residents pursue legal action after animal control workers seized their pets and hurled them to their deaths from a bridge, an activist said Sunday.

Naked Man In Times Square
Tourists' eyes were popping and locals' jaws were dropping yesterday morning when a curly-haired hipster bopped around Times Square in the buff.

New York Parents Fined for Daughter's Chalk Drawings on Stoop
A 6-year-old child's chalk sketches on her family's stoop brought her bemused parents a graffiti-removal notice that threatened a $300 fine, the family and Sanitation Department officials said.

Family beaten as YouTube party descends into chaos
LONDON (Reuters) - A teen-ager was airlifted to hospital and his father had his nose broken when gatecrashers went on the rampage at a 16th birthday party after details were posted on YouTube, police and media reports said Friday.

Fisherman Lands Record 844 - Pound Shark
DESTIN, Fla. (AP) -- Six friends went to a fishing tournament looking to catch some grouper. They caught an 844-pound shark instead.

Man armed with Spam brings justice
Two armed robbers were brought to justice by a victim armed only with tins of Spam.

News for 10-12-2007
Truck Driver Accused Of Driving Without Pants
SEYMOUR, Ind. -- A truck driver from Tennessee was arrested in southern Indiana after a motor carrier inspector observed him driving without pants on, Indiana State Police said Tuesday.

Austrian Man Shoots Colleague, Slices off Penis in 'Honor Killing'
VIENNA, Austria — Austrian authorities said Thursday they arrested an elderly Turkish-born man suspected of fatally shooting a younger Turkish associate and slicing off the victim's penis in what investigators called an "honor killing."

Fake Rangers Take Urine Samples From Boys
INDIANAPOLIS -- Authorities in Indianapolis have intensified the search for two men who forced six boys to give urine samples in a park.

Officer Drops Suit, Placed On Leave
CASSELBERRY, Fla. -- A police sergeant on Thursday dropped her lawsuit against a family that was filed after she slipped and fell at their home during a 911 call, and she was placed on leave by the Casselberry Police Department.

Italians Stop Man With Check for $500M
LUGANO, Switzerland (AP) -- That's one check you hope won't bounce. Italian authorities said Thursday that they had arrested a man who was trying to leave the country on his way to Switzerland with a check made out for $500 million.

Women's underwear burglar at large in Farmers Branch
Police in Farmers Branch are warning residents to be on the alert for a man who has been breaking into homes and stealing women's underwear.

News for 10-11-2007
Mexican Politician Disqualified From Marathon For Taking Short Cut
Berlin, Germany (AHN) - A Mexican politician who suffered a humiliating defeat in Mexico's 2006 presidential election, tried his luck in the over-55s section of the Berlin Marathon, winning the event only to be disqualified later for taking a short cut.

Clown kicks in door, punches resident
MARION - A man in white and black clown makeup kicked in the door of a Marion man's residence and punched him Friday night, police said.

Czech parents to exchange babies
Two Czech couples whose babies were mixed up after hospital births 10 months ago have met to prepare for an exchange of their children.

Exotic Dancer Worker's Comp Upheld
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- An Indiana appeals court upheld a worker's compensation award Tuesday for an exotic dancer who was injured while performing on a pole at a strip club.

Motorist shoots ‘slow’ pedestrians
Drunk-driving and speeding have made Moscow’s roads among Europe’s most dangerous, but now residents face a deadly new threat — armed drivers. Three pedestrians became the latest victims when a motorist opened fire from his car after complaining that they were walking too slowly on a zebra crossing in the city centre.

Eat your food, get your money back
OSLO (Reuters) - Norwegian food retailer Coop launched a new guarantee for its produce on Monday: "If you did not like the food, you will get your money back - no questions asked."

Child commits suicide after being denied video games
When denied video games by their parents, most children scream "I hate you!" and run off to their rooms and sulk a bit. It seems that's not the case with a 10 year old child in Moscow, who received bad marks in his school work and as a result was denied playing video games by his parents.

Canada cuts power lines to battle cannabis
It's not hard for police to identify the pot growers in this western Canada town: They merely scan residents' utility bills to determine who is using a lot more power than the average homeowner. Armed with that information, local authorities cut the power off to the home of the suspected offender, often leaving scores of pot growers without the artifical light and water needed to cultivate their home-grown cash crop.

News for 10-10-2007
Boy, 6, Tries to Drive to Applebees
BROOMFIELD, Colo. (AP) - A 6-year-old boy was hungry and decided he'd go to Applebees. So he grabbed the car keys, took his booster seat from the back seat of his grandmother's car and placed it in the driver's seat, then made a go of driving himself to the restaurant Tuesday.

Doctors save poisoned tourist using vodka drip
BRISBANE, Australia - Australian doctors said they plugged a poisoned Italian tourist into a vodka drip after running out of the medicinal alcohol they would normally have used to save his life.

New law means anti-gay comments could lead to seven years in jail
Stirring up hatred against homosexuals is to become a serious crime punishable with a seven-year jail sentence under a law announced last night.

Calif. cities mull smoking ban for apartments
Lawmakers in two California cities are discussing unprecedented legislation this month that would widen a growing voluntary movement by landlords and resident associations to ban smoking inside apartments and condos.

Assault suspect gives police officer ‘wet willie’ following arrest
A Bartlesville man found that giving a police officer a “wet willie” after his arrest Thursday was not such a good idea. According to court records, Louis Carlos Perales, 38, picked up an additional charge of assault and battery on a police officer after he put his finger in his mouth and then into an officer’s ear.

Boy, 11, in 100mph police chase
An 11-year-old boy and his parents have been arrested after he fled Louisiana police in a car chase at speeds of more than 100mph (160km/h), it is reported.

Officials: Middle School Students Caught In Sex Act In Class
HOUSTON -- Some parents in Fort Bend County are outraged after their children said they witnessed a pair of eighth-graders engaged in a sex act, right in the middle of class.

His silence mistaken, deaf man attacked
FORT WORTH -- A store cashier struck a deaf customer in the head with a crowbar after he mistook the man's silence for rudeness and disrespect, police said.

Husband gets £870 life-size tattoo of his wife - then discovers she is having affair
After 15 happy years with his wife, Alan Jenkins decided it was time for the ultimate expression of love. So, determined to prove his devotion, he had a lifesize image of her face - along with those of their two daughters - tattooed on his back. The painful procedure took 20 hours and cost £870(~$1700).

Woman spends 50 days in jail for cat urine possession
TAMPA, Fla. -- Cynthia Hunter spent almost two months in jail over a vial of cat urine. Hunter, 38, of Lithia was arrested Aug. 15 on a charge of petty theft after she was accused of stealing from a Brandon Wal-Mart store. Deputies added charges of possession of a controlled substance after finding a vial containing a yellow substance in her purse. A drug field test suggested the substance was methamphetamine, The Tampa Tribune reported.

Worker is suspended over Jesus portrait
A Catholic was suspended from work at Manchester Airport after hanging an image of Jesus on the staffroom wall.

News for 10-09-2007
52-cent doughnut may cost man 30 years to life
FARMINGTON, MO. — Shoplifters at Country Mart tend to favor cold medicines and packaged meats. They used to steal cigarettes, too, until tobacco was moved behind the counter. But the doughnuts were never a target for thieves.

City Considers Banning Items Made In China
PALM BAY, Fla. -- City Council members in Palm Bay are considering an ordinance proposed by Mayor John Mazziotti that would prohibit the city's purchase of any goods manufactured in China.

Kwik-Fit sued over staff radios
A car repair firm has been taken to court accused of infringing musical copyright because its employees listen to radios at work.

Osbournes hold $1 million garage sale
LOS ANGELES (Reuters Life!) - Celebrity rock couple Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, facing a new life as "empty nesters" with their children off on their own, are holding a $1 million garage sale to clean out some of their rather upscale clutter.

Family Wants Impostor Removed From Grave
NEW YORK (AP) -- When the family of a Harlem man began arranging his burial at a veterans' cemetery, they were shocked to learn that the body of a man with the same name, Social Security number and military honors was already there.

In Ivory Coast, punctuality may win you a house
ABIDJAN, Ivory Coast - Poor punctuality is such a brake on Ivory Coast’s economic development that the West African country has come up with a novel way to combat tardiness: win a house if you demonstrate you can turn up on time.

Roommate killed over 'stinky feet'
A Texas man is accused of stabbing his roommate to death because the man complained about his "stinky feet," local media reports.

Man Jailed For Trying To Pass Off $1M Bill
Change for a million? That's what a man was seeking Saturday when he handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a Pittsburgh supermarket. But when the Giant Eagle employee refused and a manager confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage, police said.

News for 10-04-2007
5th Grade History Lesson Uses N-word as Crossword Puzzle Answer
DUNLAP, Tenn. — A crossword puzzle assigned as a homework lesson for fifth-graders studying a book about the 19th-century South asked them to use a racial slur — the N-word — as an answer.

Case pits police radar against GPS in teen's car
Parents of Windsor High student first in county to use tracking device data to fight son's speeding ticket

Burning chilli sparks terror fear
A pot of burning chilli sparked fears of a biological terror attack in central London.

Ky. Jury Deciding McDonald's Case
SHEPHERDSVILLE, Ky. (AP) -- A jury on Thursday began deliberating the case of woman who said she was forced to strip in a McDonald's back office at the behest of a caller posing as a police officer.

Forty Men Arrested for Having Sex in Tennessee Public Parks
JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. — An undercover investigation into public sex in Johnson City parks has led to the arrest of 40 men in two weeks. "Our parks are for family use. People should not be exposed to this while they are out there with their family or trying to enjoy the walking trails," Johnson City Police Chief John Lowry said. "They are not built nor maintained for sexual activity, be it homosexual activity or heterosexual activity."

Cops: Boy Kills Brother Over Dessert
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- A 13-year-old choked and beat his 8-year-old brother to death because the younger boy ate a dessert and the older one worried he would be blamed, authorities said Wednesday.

Politician accidently shows porn to schoolkids
The Ohio legislator, Matthew Barrett, was talking to the students about how a bill becomes law when he presented pornographic images instead of graphs to the class, Associated Press reported.

Girl Swims River With Hands, Feet Tied
BEIJING (AP) -- A father tied his 10-year-old daughter's hands and feet and watched her swim in a chilly southern China river for three hours in a task he said Thursday would help the girl achieve her dream of swimming across the English Channel.

News for 10-03-2007
Man drowned swimming to the pub
A man drowned as he tried to swim across the River Lune from one pub to another, an inquest heard.

10-year-old gives birth
BRUSSELS – A ten-year-old girl from Charleroi gave birth to a baby last year. The father was 13.

Girl stripped in class for missing homework
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A seven-year-old girl was made to strip naked by her teacher in a New Delhi school for not completing her homework, a police spokesman said on Sunday.

Two-year-old plunges 130 feet from window - and survives
A two-year-old girl plunged 130 feet from a flat window - and survived with just a broken leg to show for her death-defying fall.

Cops: Prostitute Snorted Cocaine Off Infant's Stomach While Breastfeeding
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — A woman had her 5-year-old daughter and 2-month-old son with her as she took drugs and performed sex for money, New York police said.

Artists Built Secret Apartment in Mall
The leader of an artists' cooperative has been sentenced to probation for setting up a secret apartment inside a shopping mall's parking garage as part of a project on mall life.

W.Va. Man Flees Police on Lawnmower
MARTINSBURG, W.Va. (AP) -- A man accused of drunken driving tried to outrun the police but his vehicle wasn't up to the task.

News for 10-02-2007
CAT-SHAVING SICKO HUNTED
Police are hunting a prankster active in the Keyham area who repeatedly shaves a family's two pet cats.Berni Evans moved into her new home in Station Road a year ago with her husband, three children and cats Bruiser and Poppy.

The boy who is allergic to almost EVERY food
A boy of 12 suffers from so many allergies that he is able to eat only five foods.

News for 10-01-2007
Man, 24, weds 82-year-old bride
The groom, Reinaldo Waveqche, told reporters after the ceremony in Santa Fe, northern Argentina: "I've always liked mature ladies."

Oak Park School Bans Hugging
OAK PARK, Ill. Schools just say no to bullying and fighting, but hugging? CBS 2 West Suburban Bureau Chief Mike Puccinelli reports that a local middle school wants the embracing to stop.

Woman Gives Birth to Own Grandchildren
SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- A 51-year-old surrogate mother for her daughter has given birth to her own twin grandchildren in northeastern Brazil, the delivery hospital said.

Convent closed after nuns in fist-fight
A CONVENT in southern Italy is being shut down after a quarrel among its last three remaining nuns ended in blows

Errant Text Message Leads to Drug Bust
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) - A man who thought he was asking a friend about a drug deal instead sent a text message to the state police and was arrested, authorities said.

Surprised Sanford Man Finds $100,000 In Attic, Starts Legal Fight
Bernard Salcedo was looking for a bad wire in his attic after the power went out when he found $100,000 in cash, starting a messy legal fight over who should get the cash.

Man arrested for stealing more than 1 million screws from German company
BERLIN - Police have arrested a man for stealing more than 1 million screws from his employers and selling them on the Internet.

News for 09-28-2007
Suspects Arraigned In Pop Can Smuggling Ring
DETROIT -- Authorities said they arrested 10 people and seized more than $500,000 in cash after breaking up a smuggling ring that collected millions of beverage containers in other states and cashed them in for 10 cents apiece in Michigan.

Apple iPhone warning proves true
An Apple software update is disabling iPhones that have been unlocked by owners who wanted to choose which mobile network to use.

Mistake costs dishwasher $59,000
MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- For 11 years, Pedro Zapeta, an illegal immigrant from Guatemala, lived his version of the American dream in Stuart, Florida: washing dishes and living frugally to bring money back to his home country.

Teen to be charged in Weare sex case
WEARE – A 17-year-old Henniker boy who admitted to having sex with his 15-year-old girlfriend will "absolutely" be arrested for sexual assault, police said yesterday.

Given his choice, maybe he shouldn’t reproduce
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

Teen Faces Punishment For Long Hair
LEAKEY, Texas -- A Leakey High School senior is being told by his school district to cut his hair, but the student claimed religious values ban him from cutting it.

Cigarette surveillance program begins today
NASHVILLE — Starting today, state Department of Revenue agents will begin stopping Tennessee motorists spotted buying large quantities of cigarettes in border states, then charging them with a crime and, in some cases, seizing their cars.

Woman's EBay offer of 2 days of 'white trash' life was cry for help: police
BENTON, Illinois - Authorities say an Illinois woman who offered two days of what she called her white trash dream of a life for sale on EBay - including her two young daughters - was reaching out for help.

Store Owner Says Thieves Hypnotized Him
MARLBOROUGH, N.H. -- Two thieves scammed a Marlborough store owner by claiming they could read his mind and reveal personal information about him before stealing money from his store, police said.

News for 09-26-2007
Man Accused of Ripping Head Off Live Duck in Hotel Lobby
ST. PAUL, Minn. — A man was in custody Sunday after police said he ripped the head off a tame duck that lived in a hotel lobby's ornamental pond.

Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution
FORT PAYNE, Ala. -- A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence.

'Samurai' Attacks Wrong Man, Severs Finger
MILWAUKEE -- A man wielding a samurai sword and seeking revenge on a former friend had the wrong apartment when he attacked a man and severed his finger Sunday morning, police said.

Horse Smuggled Onto Atlanta Flight In Dog Crate
ATLANTA -- Someone smuggled a miniature horse onto a plane that landed at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport Tuesday, authorities said.

Man finds human leg in smoker
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first.

News for 09-25-2007
Drunk driver tries to outrun police ... in a tractor
A farmer's son who was being chased by police tried to outrun the officers' car – in a tractor.

Firemen rescue kinky couple
A WOMAN handcuffed to a bed for a kinky romp was cut loose by 20 firemen — after her dozy lover lost the key.

Female 'Ninjas' Rob Richland Gas Station With Sword, Dagger
RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Please remain seated for landing …
"It was his lucky day," said witness Stewart McLeod. "The entire front of the plane was gone, and he was left sitting in his seat with his seatbelt on." Pic

Website recruits dying patients to deliver telegrams to the dead
A service that uses terminally ill volunteers to deliver telegrams to the afterlife has been condemned as "predatory and cruel" by religious and charity groups.

News for 09-24-2007
Former federal agent charged with stalking
A former government agent has been charged with using a secure government database to get private information on his ex-lover, federal prosecutors said Wednesday.

Men break into building full of police officers
ANTIOCH, Calif. - Two men who police said broke into a building to steal copper wiring got more than they bargained for: a room full of police officers. Police said 26-year-old James Ayers and Frederick Guilliee, 38, broke into the 40,000-square-foot building at about 6 p.m. Tuesday.

Iowa Family Finds Snake Head in Can of Beans
IOWA CITY, Iowa — An Iowa family filed a lawsuit seeking damages over a snake head they claim to have found in a can of green beans.

Disabled girl barred from nightclub as crutches deemed 'offensive weapons'
A nightclub's decision to turn away a disabled girl on crutches has been branded 'absolutely ludicrous' by the Disability Rights Commission. Jennifer Bartle, 20, said she felt "angry and humiliated" after she was refused entry on the grounds her crutches could be potential offensive weapons.

Florida Teachers Accused of Making Older Kids Beat Up Younger Students
PINELLAS PARK — Authorities in Pinellas County, Fla., are investigating accusations that two school teachers enlisted two older boys to beat up younger students in the classroom as a form of discipline, and then tried to thwart a police probe of the incident, MyFoxTampa reported Saturday.

Student suspended for sitting in rafters
A Fort Walton Beach High School sophomore received a three-day suspension after being caught in the rafters above the auditorium during his lunch hour. This is not the first time he has been there.

Man drowns in vat of sulfuric acid
REDWOOD CITY -- An 18-year-old man working at a printed circuit boards company in Redwood City died early this morning after he apparently drowned in a vat of sulfuric acid, according to Sgt. Steve Dowden.

News for 09-21-2007
Police: Irate Woman Throws Baby At Trooper
NORTH EAST, Md. -- A Maryland mother was arraigned on drug and child abuse charges after police said she threw her 6-month-old child across a room at a police officer.

Online couple cheated with each other
A married couple who didn't realise they were chatting each other up on the internet are divorcing.

Turns out Neanderthals had good oral hygiene
MADRID (Reuters) - Two molar teeth of around 63,400 years old show that Neanderthal predecessors of humans may have been dental hygiene fans, the Web site of newspaper El Pais reported on Tuesday.

Angler breaks 85-year record for biggest ever freshwater fish caught by a woman
Few who have seen the delightful photograph of the slight Miss Ballantine immaculately dressed in tweed hat and coat standing next to her giant catch believed another woman would ever land a freshwater fish bigger than the 64lb salmon she hooked.

Biker's penis hit by lightning
A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

He used WHAT?
SYDNEY (Reuters) - It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbor's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner.

Man attacks full school bus with hammer
(Queens - WABC, September 20, 2007) - The hunt is on for a crazed man who used a hammer to attack a school bus filled with children.

Autistic Teen Tasered in Calif.
TUSTIN, Calif. - Sheriff's officials defended their use of a Taser stun gun to subdue an autistic teenager who left a social services center where he was being treated.

News for 09-20-2007
Pennsylvania High School receives small donation
It probably would never have happened if Harvard University had not rejected Warren E. Buffett’s business school application in 1950. But a string of events originating with Mr. Buffett’s disappointment led yesterday to a Quaker high school’s receiving a gift that dwarfs some college endowments: $128 million.

2 Mo. Men Charged With Rap Video Threat
SAVANNAH, Mo. (AP) -- Two men were arrested and face a series of felony charges over a homemade rap video that threatened to kill police officers, harm a judge and rape a female police officer.

Man admits urinating on ill woman
A Hartlepool man is facing jail after he urinated on a disabled woman who lay dying in the street. The 27-year-old shouted "this is YouTube material" as he degraded Christine Lakinski, 50, who had fallen ill, magistrates heard.

Feds: Man filed report for his lost cocaine
SEATTLE - Federal agents thought there was something fishy about Leroy Carr. On four occasions since last December, Carr either crossed the Canadian border or was found near it with thousands of dollars in cash, according to a complaint filed in U.S. District Court. He also sometimes carried night vision goggles and a GPS device programmed with coordinates for a well-known drug-smuggling trail.

News for 09-19-2007
Man in China dies after three-day Internet session
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese man dropped dead after playing Internet games for three consecutive days, state media said on Monday as China seeks to wean Internet addicts offline.

Texas Mom Arrested for Allegedly Setting 3 Daughters on Fire
HALTOM CITY, Texas — A woman whose three young daughters were seriously burned was arrested, and neighbors said the mother told a fire investigator she had doused the children with gasoline and set them on fire.

Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay
BRUSSELS, Belgium - Hidden among the porcelain fox hounds and Burberry tablecloths on sale at eBay.be this week was an unusual item: "For Sale: Belgium, a Kingdom in three parts ... free premium: the king and his court (costs not included)."

Boy wakes up with posh accent after surgery
William McCartney-Moore's usual northern England accent was replaced with a much more refined tones complete with elongated vowels after he had an operation to remove fluid on his brain.

Boy, 6, accused of sex abuse
THE Education Department has investigated claims a six-year-old student ran a "sex club" at an eastern suburban primary school, involving up to up to half a dozen grade 1 students.

Australian Mom Sues Doctor Over Twins
CANBERRA, Australia (AP) -- An Australian woman who gave birth to twins instead of a single baby after undergoing in-vitro fertilization has sued her doctor for the cost of bringing up the second child.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God
OMAHA, Neb -- State Sen. Ernie Chambers is suing God. He said on Monday that it is to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits.

Man stripped, shaved for posting ads
BEIJING (Reuters) - Security guards in a southern Chinese city stripped and shaved the head of a man they found illegally posting advertisements on walls to earn a bit of money, a domestic newspaper reported Tuesday.

Ore. man puts snake in his mouth, nearly dies
A Portland man nearly died after putting a pet rattlesnake into his mouth to show off for friends.

Cops: Man dies after armless artist’s head-butt
SNELLVILLE, Ga. - Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman. Snellville Police Chief Roy Whitehead said the two men, Charles Keith Teer and William Russell Redfern, scuffled Monday afternoon in the driveway of a suburban Atlanta home.

News for 09-17-2007
Al Qaeda offers bounty on Swedish cartoonist
Al Qaeda in Iraq's leader has offered a bounty on the head of a Swedish cartoonist who recently satirized the Prophet Muhammad.

Teen emerges from ocean with shark locked onto abdomen
An Oakland Park teen who went swimming at the beach Thursday emerged with a nurse shark latched onto his abdomen.

Lesotho Officials Find 494-Carat Diamond
MASERU, Lesotho - A 494-carat diamond, believed to be the 18th largest in the world, has been found at a mine in Lesotho, a government official said Thursday.

Man Jailed Over 50-Cent Toll
ROCHESTER, N.H. -- A Massachusetts man who insists his New Hampshire highway tokens are still valid just spent three days in jail because he insisted on using two tokens to pay a 50-cent toll.

"Dead" man wakes up under autopsy knife
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Burglar Who Learned From TV Show Sentenced to 12 Years
RICHMOND, Ky. — A man who says he learned how to rob homes by watching a cable TV show was sentenced to 12 years in prison for a string of burglaries in central Kentucky.

O.J. Simpson held without bail
LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson was arrested Sunday and faces multiple felony charges in an alleged armed robbery of collectors involving the former football great’s sports memorabilia, authorities said.

Game Nixed Because of Stolen Copper Wire
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) -- A high school football game was called off because thieves stole copper wires feeding the stadium lights.

News for 09-14-2007
U of I allows dying man's sperm to go to fiancee
The family of a dying Bonaparte man can harvest his sperm for his fiancee, a judge ruled Thursday. The unusual case involved Daniel Christy, 23, who was critically injured in a motorcycle accident Sunday and was expected to die soon. Unconscious, he had suffered a series of strokes since Tuesday night and has little brain activity, his family said.

Parents Jailed For Children Wearing Shock Collars
JACKSBORO, Tenn. (AP) - A Claiborne County man has been accused with raping and abusing his children, while his wife has been charged with failing to report the alleged abuse.

Sick man fined for going to work
OTTAWA (Reuters) - A sick Canadian bakery worker has been fined C$1,000 ($970) for ignoring an order to stay at home until he recovered from symptoms of salmonella poisoning, medical officials said on Thursday.

And it seemed like such a good idea..
TIRANA (Reuters) - An Albanian fishmonger set fire to his van in a burst of anger after the national soccer team lost to the visiting Dutch side, and firefighters failed to extinguish the blaze because someone had stolen their water.

Upstate man says he stole car to turn himself in
GENEVA, N.Y. (AP) - A western New York man is in jail today facing grand larceny charges after being pulled over in a car that he says he stole so he could turn himself in on another charge.

Man Trying to Sneak Into Concert Venue Impaled on Fence
YORK, Pa. — A man trying to climb a 12-foot, wrought-iron fence into a concert venue fell onto one of the inch-thick spikes, impaling his thigh, then held on while rescuers worked to cut part of the fence away.

Phony Obituary Trips Up Sentencing
MUNCIE, Ind. (AP) -- Prosecutors are investigating whether a phony obituary was placed in a newspaper in an attempt to keep a convicted forger out of prison.

Inmates go on sausage ‘temper tantrum’
HOBBS, N.M. - Some Lea County inmates set fires and broke toilets and windows after being told they would be allowed only one sausage at dinner. Jail officials said the inmates began yelling and banging on their doors in what they described in a news release as a "temper tantrum."

Would you like a bandage with that?
PITTSBURGH - A 17-year-old boy accidentally shot himself in the leg while standing in line at a McDonald's restaurant and now he faces an illegal weapons charge.

News for 09-13-2007
Texas Football Fan Nearly Castrated in Bar Fight in Oklahoma Bar
OKLAHOMA CITY — To some Oklahoma football fans, there are things that just aren't done in the heart of Sooner Nation, and one of them is to walk into a bar wearing a Texas Longhorns T-shirt.

Madison Twp. Man Uses Pocket Knife To Dig Himself Out Of Disaster
A Tri-state man is now safe after using a pocket knife to literally dig himself out of a disaster.

Man commits suicide by guillotine
ALLEN PARK, Mich. (AP) - - (09/13/07) -- The body of a 41-year-old man has been found in a wooded area next to a guillotine. Allen Park police say the man from the nearby Detroit suburb of Melvindale built and used the guillotine to kill himself.

Russian 'sex day' to boost births
Sergei Morozov wants couples to take the day off work to have sex. If a baby is born on national day, they will receive cars, TVs or other prizes.

The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon
They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China. Pic

One place not to drive a stolen car: Courthouse
MANNING, S.C. - Amber Renee Helton was trying to avoid legal problems by paying a traffic ticket. She ended up behind bars when authorities found out she drove a stolen car to the courthouse to pay it, police said.

News for 09-12-2007
Coach Sent Boy Home In Underwear, Mom Says
CINCINNATI -- Vickie Hatter is furious and wants someone to explain why her son was humiliated last week during football practice. The Cincinnati mother said her 10-year-old son’s coach, Curt McKinney, sent the boy home from the Midwest Marauders' practice Friday in his underwear.

Woman Accused Of Sex With Baby Sitter, 14
COLUMBUS, Kan. -- A 16-year-old boy said he walked in on his then-14-year-old brother while he was having sex with a Columbus woman for whom the younger boy worked as a baby sitter.

Woman tortured for at least a week, officials say
(CNN) -- Six West Virginia residents have been charged with kidnapping, torturing and sexually assaulting a Charleston woman for at least a week, the Logan County Sheriff's Department said Monday.

Amsterdam mayor proposes three-day wait for magic mushrooms
THE HAGUE (AFP) - A new proposal from the mayor of Amsterdam is sure to be considered a bummer by certain visitors to the Dutch city: a three-day waiting period to buy hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Disturbed anti-war protester can't find soldier, kills civilian with axe instead
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) - A U.S. citizen has confessed to using an axe to kill a Dutch student after failing to find a soldier to attack, his lawyer said Tuesday.

Terrorists: We'll cut off head of 'prostitute' Britney Spears
Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam and warned if they resist, their heads would be cut off for "spreading Satanic culture," according to a new book released today.

Drive-through dispute gets suspect jail food
SYRACUSE, N.Y. - A man who allegedly tried to run over a Burger King worker while ordering breakfast had to settle for jail food instead.

Bank Robber Uses Own Check in Robbery
ENGLEWOOD, Colo. (AP) -- A man robbing a bank demanded the money by writing a note on one of his own checks, authorities say. Not surprisingly, he was caught soon afterward.

Greenacres police officer fired for stealing $1,200 from immigrants
Greenacres - Michael McCabe made out like a bandit on April 15, investigators said, even though he was a police officer.

News for 09-11-2007
Senior Fights Off Iron - Wielding Man
BAY SHORE, N.Y. (AP) -- A tire iron-wielding man who police said was looking to mug a senior citizen probably thought he had found an easy target -- that is, until the 74-year-old fought back.

Judge Says California Carpenter Has Right to Work Nude
OAKLAND, Calif. — A carpenter caught hammering nails and sawing wood in the nude has been found by a judge to be not guilty of indecent exposure.

News for 09-10-2007
Synagogue seats go for $1.8M
MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- Just in time for the Jewish high holidays, two lifetime front-row seats to services at a synagogue here are being auctioned off on eBay. The bidding starts at $1.8 million.

Foiled Burglar Loses Clothes in Tussle
DULUTH, Minn. (AP) -- A man who allegedly tried to burglarize a home lost his clothes in a scuffle with the 69-year-old homeowner and then tried to streak away before he was arrested.

Tot Tumbles From Repossessed Car
AURORA, Ill. (AP) -- A repossession crew got a surprise when a 4-year-old boy leaped out of the sport-utility vehicle they were towing away.

Student climbs out of ravine a week after crash
WASHINGTON - James McCormick drove by a ravine near his Laurel, Md., home many times in the week since his 18-year-old son disappeared, oblivious to the fact that his son lay trapped in a car wreck below.

Salty burger lands McDonald's employee in jail
UNION CITY, Ga. - A McDonald’s employee spent a night in jail and is facing criminal charges because a police officer’s burger was too salty, so salty that he says it made him sick.

News for 09-07-2007
Cop riding Segway runs down shooting suspect
Chicago Police Officer Thaddeus Martyka was riding his Segway Human Transporter looking for parking violations when he heard the shot ring out.

For two Northeastern freshmen, school year begins and ends with arrest
A pair of freshmen at Northeastern University learned a tough lesson before classes even started this semester, when one of them allegedly leaned out the window of his dormitory and yelled something regrettable in earshot of plainclothes police officers.

Memorial cancelled; rejoicing starts
LA GRANDE -- A 76-year-old Sandy woman missing for two weeks in the rugged Wallowa Mountains of eastern Oregon was found alive Thursday afternoon by a Baker County Sheriff's Office deputy and an Oregon State Police trooper.

Chandler Police Officer Arrested in the Death of a Police Dog
In the wake of a memorial for a DPS police dog who died here in Tucson, authorities in Chandler, Arizona have a similar case on their hands.

Couple Charged With Illegal Surgeries
SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) -- A couple were arrested after authorities said they performed illegal and disfiguring cosmetic surgeries in their filthy home, filled with drugs and syringes.

Buddha statue apparently stolen for scrap metal
ELK RIVER, Minn. - The high demand and soaring prices for scrap metal appeared to be the reason a 7-foot statue of Buddha, covered in copper-laden bronze, was stolen from an outdoor temple shrine at the Thai Buddhist Center of Minnesota, police said.

News for 09-06-2007
Man found nude after clothes stolen
OELWEIN, Iowa - Two men have been arrested for stealing a man's clothes and leaving him to wander around naked, officials said. The victim, a 19-year-old Hazleton man, was taken by two men to a rural area west of Oelwein where the men took his clothes at gunpoint, officials with the Fayette County sheriff's office said.

Woman lived with dead aunt for year
VIENNA (Reuters) - An Austrian woman lived with the mummified remains of her aunt for a year, Vienna police said Wednesday. Officers found the corpse of the 96-year-old aunt under a blanket on a bed after ignoring the 51-year-old niece's claim that her aunt was sleeping and should not be disturbed, a police statement said.

Truth stranger than fiction as author jailed
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish crime writer has been jailed for 25 years after authorities found he had committed a murder that had been described in one of his thrillers, officials said Wednesday.

Snack attack results in arrest
The assault weapon listed on the Des Moines police report was a bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of 4904 S.W. 13th St., was arrested Sunday on a charge of domestic assault. Officers explained that the victim of the snack attack, Michael Hamman, lives with his adult son, Patrick, and that they became involved in an argument Sunday night.

Vandals Smash Police Cruiser With Backhoe
MIAMI TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- Police in Miami Township are looking for the person or persons who destroyed a parked police cruiser. Pic

News for 09-05-2007
That's not a birdie, that's an emu
ELMA, Wash. - Every golfer likes a birdie, even more so an eagle. But an emu? The big bird that showed up Tuesday at Oaksridge Golf Course was another matter, at least for Sue McMeekin of Satsop and Les Bell of Montesano.

Air Force lost track of five nuclear missiles
Mistakes by U.S. Air Force personnel left five nuclear warheads unaccounted for during a three-hour period on Aug. 30, according to Army Times.

No Habla Espanol
Around 9 p.m., the man was in line at a self-service checkout stand, ready to buy a pry bar and a hacksaw, according to a Seattle police report. But, as a manager told an officer, the man accidentally hit the button on the computer screen for Spanish. That was the tipping point for this consumer.

Father Arrested After Leaving Toddler in Car at Brothel Parking Lot
PATRICK, Nev. — An Oregon rugby player remains in jail Tuesday after being arrested on charges he left his 2-year-old daughter in a vehicle in the parking lot of a Nevada brothel on a 95-degree day.

Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god
KATHMANDU (Reuters) - Officials at Nepal's state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.

Man Sues Police to Get His Porn Back
SAN RAFAEL, Calif. (AP) - A man recently released from jail after being convicted of secretly videotaping a woman and a teenage girl has sued a Marin County police department for the return of a massive porn collection taken during the investigation. Dennis Saunders, 59, filed suit against San Rafael police in Marin County Superior Court after the department refused to give back some 500 pornographic movies and 250 magazines his lawyer described as unrelated to the peeping case.

Senior pays for 'legendary' prank
Take top poster and pass to the left. Following those instructions, hundreds of Hilliard Darby High School football fans fell into an elaborate prank on Friday night. With Video

News for 09-04-2007
Judge Sends Duke Prosecutor to Jail
DURHAM, N.C. (AP) - From the day he took over the Duke lacrosse rape case, Durham County District Attorney Mike Nifong charged forward with a strident determination that the guilty would end up in jail. Ultimately, the since-disgraced former prosecutor only succeeded at putting himself behind bars.

Man loses pants, could have been his shirt
WAUKESHA, Wis. - It was embarrassing enough that Mark Stahnke woke up in a neighbor’s yard without his pants. Then he remembered they contained a cashier’s check for $41,093, meant for his son, and several hundred dollars in cash.

Pa. to Pay Murderer $35K in Assault Case
ERIE, Pa. (AP) -- The state has agreed to pay $35,000 to settle a lawsuit with a convicted murderer who alleged that state prison staff raped and assaulted her.

Bay Area Police Hunt for 911 Prankster
VALLEJO, Calif. (AP) -- A serial crank caller using a donated cell phone has plagued 911 with nearly 2,000 fake emergency calls over the past six months, tying up dispatchers and sending police and firefighters on wild goose chases, authorities said.

Man Dies After Getting Caught in Car Wash
Wyoming, Mich. — A car wash employee got entangled in the giant, automatic brushes and died, authorities said.

Man pays $100,000 for superjumbo tickets
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - An Australian man has paid S$152,898 ($100,000) for two first class tickets for the maiden commercial flight of the world's biggest passenger plane, Singapore Airlines said Tuesday.

California Infant Dies After Mom Uses Meth Pipe Swab to Clean His Nose
ONTARIO, Calif. — An 8-month-old boy has died after his mother told police she accidentally cleaned his nose with a cotton swab used earlier to clean a methamphetamine pipe.

News for 08-31-2007
Clowns KKKick KKK ass
Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes. Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were. “White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Fl

100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette
An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake.

Pastor had sex with daughters
A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard.

Police: Intoxicated Woman Let 5-Year-Old Son Drive
LAFAYETTE, Ind. -- Holly Schnobrich (pictured), 24, of Lafayette, was charged with felony neglect and public intoxication after neighbors told police the boy was driving her and his 3-year-old brother in their subdivision early Sunday, authorities said.

Naked man does hula, steals beer at store
DE SOTO, Mo. - The naked truth: Three eastern Missouri men were willing to go to extreme lengths to get some beer. That's the accusation after an incident in the early hours of August 18th at Fish's Quick Stop in De Soto. Store clerk Vicky Gaines says a masked man walked in and began doing the hula dance.

Woman steals baby to keep boyfriend
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman who stole a baby in a desperate attempt to convince her boyfriend that she had borne a child has been jailed for 18 months, Xinhua news agency said Thursday.

N.Z. burglar returns goods, apologizes
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A burglar visited Graeme Glass' home in New Zealand twice in one day — first to steal some goods and later to return them, along with a heartfelt apology note.

Thief steals case, but misses $13,000 inside
BERLIN (Reuters) - A thief stole a briefcase and threw it away without noticing it contained 10,000 euros ($13,660) in cash, German authorities said Thursday.

Russian police arrest man for stealing a bridge
MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian police have detained a 45-year-old municipal worker for stealing a bridge.

Cars smash German man’s home for 10th time
BERLIN - A German man said on Thursday he feared he may have built his own tomb after a vehicle plowed into his house for the 10th time.

Mrs. Tennessee America Bitten by Rattlesnake, Saved by Mrs. Iowa
Mrs. Tennessee was bitten by a rattlesnake on the way to rehearsals for the Mrs. America pageant — and was treated on the scene by one of her competitors for the crown, Mrs. Iowa.

News for 08-30-2007
Man returns home in coffin
A Romanian builder who injured his back travelled hundreds of miles home in a coffin.

Authorities Put Anti-Suicide Phones On Tappan Zee
TARRYTOWN, N.Y. Suicide prevention telephones have been activated on the approaches to one of the country's largest bridges in hopes that people intent on jumping to their deaths can be dissuaded by one last human voice.

Woman Gives Birth in McDonald's Restroom, Tries to Flush Baby Down Toilet
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City police are investigating a 20-year-old woman who allegedly tried to flush her newborn son down the toilet at a McDonald's restaurant after giving birth in the restroom.

Cops ID Boy Abandoned by Fleeing Shoplifter at Oklahoma City Wal-Mart
OKLAHOMA CITY — Relatives of a young boy who was left in a Wal-Mart store by a suspected shoplifter came forward and identified the child on Wednesday, police said.

Man loses top of his head in brain operation
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court has awarded 3,000 euros ($4,100) in damages to a man who had to have the top of his skull replaced with plastic because of a faulty hospital fridge.

News for 08-29-2007
Men charged over brother sex switch
A man in Germany who was embarrassed about his penis size is facing charges, after asking his girlfriend to have sex in the dark – and getting his brother to stand in.

'Ninja' teens in Oregon not as swift as those in movies
ROGUE RIVER, Ore. -- The three teenagers in hooded black outfits were scampering over rooftops, climbing trees "just like a squirrel," and breaking into houses and cars, police said.

Man Drives Off With Dead Motorcyclist
PERRIS, Calif. (AP) -- A suspected drunken driver crashed with a motorcycle and then left the scene, unknowingly driving away with the motorcyclist's dead body lodged in the rear window of his car, investigators said.

Helmsley leaves her dog $12 million in trust
NEW YORK - Leona Helmsley’s dog will continue to live an opulent life, and then be buried alongside her in a mausoleum. But two of Helmsley’s grandchildren got nothing from the late luxury hotelier and real estate billionaire’s estate.

News for 08-28-2007
AIDS victims 'buried alive' in PNG
SOME AIDS victims were being buried alive in Papua New Guinea by relatives who could look after them and fear becoming infected themselves, a health worker said today.

Idaho senator fined for lewd behavior at Minneapolis airport
U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, an Idaho Republican, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in Minnesota this month after being arrested by a plainclothes police officer investigating complaints of lewd conduct in a men's restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

Man leaves dead mother in armchair for two years
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German left his dead mother seated in her favorite armchair at their shared home for two years because he could not face organizing a funeral, police in the southern town of Fuerstenfeldbruck said Friday.

Excuse me, I'd like to buy your B-52
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A wealthy Russian tried to buy a U.S. B-52 bomber from a group of shocked American pilots at an airshow near Moscow, a Russian newspaper reported Friday.

The latest in film publicity? A barf bag
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Here's one way to appeal to one segment of the youthful male market so beloved by film producers -- package your DVD with its own "barf bag."

Teen Trades Hacked IPhone for New Car
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- The teenage hacker who managed to unlock the iPhone so that it can be used with cellular networks other than AT&T will be trading his reworked gadget for a new car.

Shock: Asst. Principal Email: All black males must sit front row in classrooms
An e-mail sent out about helping low-performing students at Ozen High School caused some confusion Monday. Assistant Principal Elvena Colbert sent out an e-mail stating that all black male students were to sit on the front row in classrooms.

News for 08-27-2007
Bare Breasts Lead to Man's Arrest
A Cincinnati man is in trouble — for exposing his breasts. "He's a guy. He's real tall, and he's got a full set of breasts," prosecutor Kevin Donovan told a courtroom Tuesday, according to the Cincinnati Post.

Fake Money Doesn't Fool Tenn. Strippers
SMYRNA, Tenn. (AP) -- A man who authorities say used his computer to make fake $100 bills to buy lap dances at a strip club has pleaded guilty to counterfeiting charges, federal prosecutors said.

Man Dies After Surgeon Operates on Wrong Side of Head
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — An 86-year-old man has died three weeks after a surgeon operated on the wrong side of his head, and state health authorities were investigating whether the mistake contributed to his death.

Principal admits throwing excrement
A suspended Toronto elementary school principal has pleaded guilty to throwing feces (excrement) on a child.

93 - Year - Old Charged With Drug Dealing
DURHAM, N.C. (AP) -- A 93-year-old man was charged with cocaine-trafficking Thursday, the same day police netted three other people on charges of possessing heroine, opium and a slew of prescription drugs, police said Friday.

Pennsylvania Woman Charged With Taking 12-Year-Old Boy to Prostitutes
DONORA, Pa. — A woman was accused of taking a 12-year-old boy to two houses of prostitution and paying for him to have sex there.

Marine Drill Sergeant Charged With 225 Counts of Abusing Recruits
SAN DIEGO — A Marine drill instructor has been charged with 225 criminal counts connected to abusing recruits, a Marines spokesman said Thursday. In one incident, Sgt. Jerrod M. Glass allegedly ordered a recruit to jump head-first into a trash can and then pushed him further into the container, according to court documents cited in The San Diego Union-Tribune. He is also accused of striking recruits with a tent pole and a heavy flashlight.

News for 08-24-2007
Gingers extinct in 100 years, say scientists
REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists. The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world's population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

U.S. Customs Seizes Sub Full of Coke
MEXICO CITY (AP) - A submarine-like vessel filled with hundreds of millions of dollars worth of cocaine was seized off the Guatemalan coast, U.S. officials said.

Boy, 5, doused in gas, set on fire by masked men
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Five-year-old Youssif is scarred for life, his once beautiful smile turned into a grotesquely disfigured face -- the face of a horrifying act by masked men. They grabbed him on a January day outside his central Baghdad home, doused him with gas and set him ablaze.

Little Girl Put in Dryer as Punishment
LUMBERTON, TX -- A man has been charged with injury to a child after putting a child in a dryer.

Bizarre Case Of 'Spin Rage' Shakes NYC Health Club
Man Says Stationary Bike Used As Weapon In Wild Attack

News for 08-23-2007
Padres Baseball Team Holds Gay Pride and Free Hats for Kids Events on Same Day
SAN DIEGO, July 9, 2007 (LifeSiteNews.com) - Yesterday the San Diego Padre's baseball team went ahead with a controversial game night that saw the pro-homosexual "Pride Night at PETCO Park" coincide with the advertised handing out of free hats to children under 14 years of age.

Arizona School Suspends 13-Year-Old Boy for Drawing Gun
MESA, Arizona — Officials at an Arizona school suspended a 13-year-old boy for sketching what looked like a gun, saying the action posed a threat to his classmates.

Indonesia district drops school virginity test plan
JAKARTA (Reuters) - A plan to carry out virginity tests on female high school students in a district in Indonesia's West Java province has been dropped after a public outcry, media reports said.

Prime minister gets finger in post
TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- A member of a Japanese right-wing group was arrested on Thursday after he sent his severed little finger to the ruling party's headquarters in protest at Prime Minister Shinzo Abe's failure to visit a Tokyo war shrine.

Murdered man taken to morgue in taxi
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Caracas family was forced to send a murdered son to the morgue in a taxi after waiting five hours for police who never arrived, Venezuelan media reported Wednesday.

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Stray bullet strikes man a mile away from target
ELK CITY, Okla. - A bullet fired from a police gun range hit a military veteran as he stood outside a car dealership almost a mile away, officials said.

S.C. Prisons Leader Backs Pink Penalty
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- South Carolina's prisons director on Tuesday defended a policy of punishing inmates who perform sex acts by dressing them in pink, despite a lawsuit claiming the rule subjects prisoners to ridicule.

White Man Awarded $150,000 in Reverse Racism Lawsuit
Mark Pasternak, who is white, said he was dismissed from his state job helping troubled youths because he could not tolerate being called names like "cracker," "polack" and "stupid white boy."

News for 08-21-2007
Woman rejects ballpark marriage proposal
You know things are wrong in Astro-land when even a wedding proposal can't go off smoothly. During Monday night's 7-0 loss to the Nationals at Minute Maid Park, a fan failed in his public attempt at asking his girlfriend to marry him, the Houston Chronicle reported on its Web site.

Derek Jeter Being Blamed for Giving Jessica Alba Herpes
It seems that New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter has been giving nightmares to more than just major league pitchers. According to several websites the 33-year-old Gold Glove winner gave actress Jessica Alba the gift that keeps on giving, herpes.

Man Rides Mule From Minnesota to Wyoming
GILLETTE, Wyo. (AP) -- He rode his mule into town looking for work. No, it wasn't the opening scene of a Western movie. It was what Rod Maday did last week, ending a six-week odyssey from his hometown of Boy River, Minn.

Camel tries to 'rape' woman, killing her instead
An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.

Father of 78 aims for 100 children
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (Reuters) -- A one-legged Emirati father of 78 is lining up his next two wives in a bid to reach his target of 100 children by 2015, Emirates Today reported on Monday. Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman, 60, has already had 15 brides although he has to divorce them as he goes along to remain within the legal limit of four wives at a time.

Train Strikes Man Who Was Texting
ELMWOOD PLACE, Ohio (AP) -- A train struck and injured a pedestrian who was sending a text message on his cell phone while crossing railroad tracks, a collision that hurled him about 50 feet, authorities and witnesses said Monday.

Canada Introduces $10,000 Speeding Ticket
Ontario, Canada Premier Dalton McGuinty today announced that being caught driving 50km/h (31 MPH) over the speed limit will automatically trigger "street racing" penalties -- even if the accused motorist is driving alone on an otherwise empty road. The change in definition will, in effect, turn ordinary speeding into an offense that can carry a $10,000 (US $9305) fine and up to six months in jail, making it one of the most expensive traffic tickets in North America.

Counterfeit DVD-Sniffing Dogs NYC-Bound
NEW YORK Malaysia gave a hero's send-off Monday to Lucky and Flo, honoring the two DVD-sniffing dogs with medals as they ended a six-month assignment that netted 1.6 million illegal movie discs and sent bootleg peddlers on the run.

Bears eat man at beer festival
BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival. The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

News for 08-20-2007
Man exchanges missile launcher for shoes
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Police were hoping for a good turnout at their "Kicks for Guns" sneaker exchange, but they weren't expecting a surface-to-air missile launcher.

Cop cutout reminds drivers to slow down
SMYRNA, Tenn. (AP) -- Hoping to deter speeders, a Tennessee town uses a lifelike body double to remind drivers that the police are watching. A full-size corrugated plastic cutout of a real Smyrna police officer is pretty convincing to most drivers when they catch a glimpse of him pointing his radar gun on the side of a busy street.

Va. tourism pitch mimics gang's sign
RICHMOND, Va. (AP) -- Virginia is still for lovers, but the state's tourism agency will eliminate images of people making heart symbols with their hands in its upcoming advertising campaign because the gesture is also used by a violent street gang.

Man's heart stops after too much Red Bull
A MAN who almost died after drinking eight Red Bulls in five hours has warned of the lethal risks of overdosing on the popular energy drink.

Priest fined for early morning bell-ringing
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch priest has been fined 5,000 euros ($6,800) for ringing his church bells too loudly in the morning.

Diver is young fisherman's catch of the day
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch scuba diver became the surprise catch of the day for a 13-year-old boy fishing in the Netherlands when his hook got caught in the man's lip.

Chinese couple tried to name baby "@"
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese couple tried to name their baby "@", claiming the character used in e-mail addresses echoed their love for the child, an official trying to whip the national language into line said on Thursday.

News for 08-15-2007
Woman Must Forfeit $1 Million Jackpot
MEDFORD, Ore. (Aug. 10) - A judge ruled that a woman who used a stolen credit card to buy a winning scratch-it ticket has no right to the $1 million prize.

Pentagon to implant microchips in soldiers' brains
The Department of Defense is planning to implant microchips in soldiers' brains for monitoring their health information, and has already awarded a $1.6 million contract to the Center for Bioelectronics, Biosensors and Biochips (C3B) at Clemson University for the development of an implantable "biochip".

Kentucky Man Wraps Head in Duct Tape as Disguise for Attempted Robbery
ASHLAND, Ky. — Laughter might be unexpected in a liquor store where a robbery just occurred. But that's how employees responded to the "Duct Tape Bandit" who hit Shamrock Liquors in Ashland and fled nearly empty handed.

Deputy Charged With DUI After Husband Pulls Her Over Twice
ELKO, Nev. — An off-duty Elko County sheriff's deputy was arrested on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol after her husband, a fellow deputy, pulled her over.

South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qa
Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

News for 08-14-2007
Exec at Center of China-Lead Paint Toy Recall Commits Suicide
BEIJING — The head of a Chinese manufacturer whose lead-tainted Sesame Street toys were the center of a massive U.S. recall has killed himself, a state-run newspaper said Monday.

Girl overdoses on espresso coffee
Jasmine Willis, 17, developed a fever and began hyperventilating after drinking seven double espressos while working at her family's sandwich shop. The student, of Stanley, County Durham, was taken to the University Hospital of North Durham, where doctors confirmed she had overdosed on caffeine.

Ala. city considers end to alcohol sales
ATHENS, Ala. - Voters have a chance on Tuesday to return this northern Alabama city to the days of Prohibition. A measure to end the sale of alcohol in Athens is up for a citywide vote, a rare instance where voters could overturn a previous vote to allow sales. Business interests are against repeal, but church leaders who helped organize the petition drive that got the measure on the ballot are asking members to pray and fast in support of a ban.

Motorcyclist rides 2 km unaware of losing right leg
SHIZUOKA, Japan, Aug. 14 (AP) - (Kyodo)—A 54-year-old man continued to drive a large motorcycle about 2 kilometers Monday after hitting the center divider on a national highway and losing his right leg below the knee in Hamamatsu, Shizuoka Prefecture, police said Tuesday.

UPDATE: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a baby..
WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand couple is looking to call their newborn son Superman -- but only because their chosen name of 4Real has been rejected by the government registry.

‘Pull ’em up or pay up’ is new law in Mansfield
MANSFIELD — “Pull ‘em up or pay up.” That’s Police Chief Don English’s interpretation of a new law that takes effect in Mansfield on Sept. 15. Anyone caught wearing sagging pants who exposes his or her underwear will be subject to a fine of up to $150 plus court costs, or face up to 15 days in jail.

News for 08-13-2007
Man says hold the cheese, claims McDonald's didn't, sues for $10 million
A Morgantown man, his mother and his friend are suing McDonald's for $10 million. The man says he bit into a hamburger and had a severe allergic reaction to the cheese melted on it.

Beheaded rattlesnake sends man to hospital
PROSSER, Wash. - Turns out, even beheaded rattlesnakes can be dangerous. That’s what 53-year-old Danny Anderson learned as he was feeding his horses Monday night, when a 5-foot rattler slithered onto his central Washington property, about 50 miles southeast of Yakima.

Man accused of having sex with goat charged with animal cruelty
TACOMA — A man accused of having sex with a goat has been charged with animal cruelty.

Texas Flower Delivery Order Leads to Million Dollar Suit, Messy Divorce
MISSOURI CITY, Texas — A Missouri City, Texas, man has filed a federal lawsuit against 1-800-FLOWERS, Inc. after they sent his wife a thank-you card for flowers he ordered for another woman.

Italian town to pay residents to shed flab
MILAN (Reuters) - Overweight residents of an Italian town will be paid to lose weight, the mayor said on Monday.

Woman Arrested After Complaining About 'Fake' Drugs
ROCHELLE, Ga. -- A woman was arrested after she called local police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

News for 08-09-2007
Thieves tracked by trail of wrappers
PASADENA, Md. - Doctors often warn of the health risks of eating junk food, but it seems the treats can be a problem for burglars, too.

'Redneck Games' a problem for police
DALLAS - More than a few athletes have been accused of doping over the years — but the competitors at the "Texas Redneck Games" might just be dopes.

News for 08-08-2007
Man hides monkey in hat, smuggles it into N.Y.
NEW YORK - A man smuggled a monkey onto an airplane Tuesday, stashing the furry fist-size primate under his hat until passengers spotted it perched on his ponytail, an airline official said.

Take a bite out of Vick, with a Dog Chew Toy
For those looking to vent their anger toward Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick and his alleged involvement in a years-long dogfighting operation, a Florida company has created an opportunity: the Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy.

Police seek 'professionals' who removed St. Paul man's testicles
A St. Paul man, complaining of chronic pain, wanted to have his testicles removed. When conventional medical staff refused to do the job, he hired other "professionals" to take off his testicles, according to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.

Reports of woman's death were greatly exaggerated
Phyllis Orr died four months ago, but she's feeling much better. "I'm almost alive again," the 81-year-old grandmother of four said Friday from her Annapolis home.

Jail Me So I Can Quit Smoking, Says Iowa Woman
An Iowa woman who smokes two packs of cigarettes a day became so frustrated with her addiction that she called the sheriff's department last week and asked officers to jail her for several days — just to help her kick the nasty habit.

News for 08-07-2007
No more crispy duck served at toilets
BEIJING (Reuters) - Food stalls attached to Beijing's public toilets will be removed in good time for next year's Olympics, state media said Saturday.

Blind man arrested for driving car
TALLINN (Reuters) - Police in the Baltic state of Estonia stopped a man who was driving erratically at the weekend, only to find he was blind.

Pencil removed from woman's head
BERLIN - A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported on Monday.

New Law Targets Underage Drinking
In an effort to target underage drinking, Nassau County Executive Tom Suozzi signed into law a measure that will hold homeowners and renters of domiciles where underage drinking is taking place responsible.

News for 08-06-2007
Boy Rescued After 6 - Hour Dead Sea Ordeal
JERUSALEM (AP) -- An 8-year-old Israeli boy spent six hours floating in the Dead Sea alone at night after his father left him there by accident during a family trip, police said Sunday.

Bus Driver Beats Young Man With No Manners
A Queens bus driver got into a brawl on his bus with a 22-year-old passenger after the younger man refused to surrender his seat at the front of the bus to an elderly woman with a cane. The New York Post reports that Larry Woods, who is 44, smashed passenger Christian Custis over the head with the bus's onboard phone after the man half his age wouldn't get out of a seat marked reserved for the handicapped when an elderly woman with a cane boarded the bus at 164th St. and Hillside Ave. in Jamaica

Teen falls six stories, walks away with scrapes
MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - A teenager fell six stories from a hotel balcony but walked away with just bruises and scrapes.

News for 08-03-2007
Man banned from talking to women
A man has been banned from talking to women for five years after committing a number of indecent assaults

Taxi company keeps human heart on ice
IOWA CITY, Iowa --A taxi cab company had a heart. Yellow Cab of Iowa City had to keep a human heart, en route to a tissue processing company in Atlanta, at its dispatch office after an airline refused to keep it overnight at the Eastern Iowa Airport in Cedar Rapids.

South Dakota Man Arrested for Sex with Street Signs
Sioux Falls police arrested 60-year old Verle Peter Dills on Tuesday after he was caught performing an unnamed sex act in another resident's yard. The Argus Leader reports that while searching his home, police uncovered a "large amount" of video showing Dills masturbating to and having sex with various traffic signs. Dills is charged with burglary, unlawful occupancy and six separate acts of public indecency.

DA: Calif. Doctor Killed Patient for Organs
The lawyer for a surgeon charged with prescribing excessive drugs to a disabled patient to speed up his death and harvest his organs says his client has been the subject of a "witch hunt."

Cat Discovered With Eyes Spray-Painted Shut
SAN DIEGO -- A reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest of a person who officials said spray-painted a cat's eyes shut.

News for 08-02-2007
Bristol pastor, Christian radio station employee charged with indecent exposure
A Christian radio station employee and Bristol pastor has been charged with indecent exposure as well as DUI and violation of the open container law.

Dog Shoots Owner in the Back in Memphis, Tennessee
A Memphis, Tenn., man is in critical condition Wednesday after his dog shot him in the back.

Missing 75-Year-Old Man Says He Was Held Hostage By Prostitute
A 75-year-old man recently reported missing was rescued from an Orange County house early Wednesday where he claims he was held prisoner for 14 days without food after following a prostitute to the home for sex

Vets set to put down seven-legged lamb
CANBERRA, New Zealand - A lamb with seven legs was born in New Zealand but so badly deformed that it was likely to be destroyed, a local newspaper reported.

Coaster riders narrowly escape death
KAATSHEUVEL – Visitors on the Python roller coaster at the Efteling narrowly escaped death on Monday evening. The rollercoaster carriages got stuck at the highest peak of the track but suddenly started heading downwards again while park workers tried to evacuate visitors from the carriages.

Mexican woman kept dead husband by bed for a year
MEXICO CITY: A woman in Mexico City kept the body of her dead husband by her bedside for a year until neighbours, disturbed by the smell, called the police.

But Mom! The other 61-year-olds get an allowance!
ROME (Reuters) - A Sicilian mother took away her 61-year-old son's house keys, cut off his allowance and hauled him to the police station because he stayed out late.

News for 08-01-2007
Man vs Wild show faces 'fake' claim
Born Survivor featured British adventurer Bear Grylls dealing with "perilous situations" in the wild. But a crew member told the Sunday Times some nights were spent in hotels.

Student Charged With Hate-Crime For Putting Koran In Toilet
NEW YORK (AP) _ A 23-year-old man was arrested Friday on hate-crime charges after he threw a Quran in a toilet at Pace University on two separate occasions, police said.

Man cuts off hand for Hindu goddess offering
KATHMANDU (Reuters) - A 23-year-old Nepali man cut off his right hand after morning prayers and offered it to Kali, the Hindu goddess of power, the Annapurna Post local daily said on Wednesday.

Cell phones light up operating room during blackout
BUENOS AIRES (Reuters) - The light from the cell phone screens allowed surgeons to complete an emergency appendix operation during a blackout in a city in central Argentina, reports said on Saturday.

Deadbeat dead? Teen’s headstone repossessed
SPRINGVILLE, Utah - The cemetery headstone for a teenager who died in a car wreck was repossessed after a $750 bill went unpaid.

Couple Terrorized, Assaulted and Arrested For Flying an Upside Down U.S. Flag
A North Carolina couple who were terrorized by a police officer who had recently returned from Iraq are now fighting back, after sheriff's deputy Brian Scarborough broke into their house, assaulted them and then arrested the Kuhns for the crime of flying an upside down U.S. flag.

Sweaty man electrocuted by computer
A 20-YEAR-OLD student was electrocuted by his computer this morning in Shanghai's Yangpu District, Eastday.com reported.

No sex, please, you're a carnivore.
A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme. Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

Lottery player wins twice by mistake
LONDON (Reuters) - A lottery winner doubled his share of the jackpot to nearly 1 million pounds after he mistakenly bought two lucky tickets for the same draw, organizers Camelot said Wednesday.

If you can't trust kidnappers, who can you trust?
BOGOTA (Reuters) - Colombian mobile telephone users are being duped by criminals who pose as phone operators and instruct them to turn off their handsets just long enough to demand ransom from their families.

News for 07-30-2007
Hollywood pigeons to be put on the pill
LOS ANGELES - Hollywood residents believe they’ve found a humane way to reduce their pigeon population and the messes the birds make: the pill.

Swat somebody's butt, and yours belongs to the the D.A.
Do you know Cory Mashburn and Ryan Cornelison? If you do, don't approach them. Call 911 and order up a SWAT team. They're believed to be in the vicinity of McMinnville, Ore., where they're a clear and present danger to the community. Mashburn and Cornelison were recently charged with five counts of felony sexual abuse, and District Attorney Bradley Berry has pledged to have them registered for life as sex offenders. Oh, by the way, the defendants are in the seventh grade.

Man, 73, Ordered to Clean Vets Memorial
SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) -- A 73-year-old man has been ordered to clean a veterans memorial with a toothbrush for taking part in a scam to solicit scrap yards for metal, saying it was to be used to build a memorial for soldiers in the Iraq war.

Attempted exorcism ends in man’s death
PHOENIX - Officers responding to a report of an exorcism on a young girl found her grandfather choking her and used stun guns to subdue the man, who later died, authorities said Sunday.

News for 07-27-2007
Wis. Boy's Lemonade Stand Robbed
OSHKOSH, Wis. (AP) -- An 11-year-old boy who was robbed at his lemonade stand is seeing another side of humankind in the outpouring of support he has received since his story was reported.

Report: Heavy Drinking By NASA Crew Just Before Launches
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- After drinking heavily, an astronaut flew on a Russian spacecraft and another was cleared to launch on a space shuttle, according to interviews by a panel of outside experts, the panel's chairman said Friday.

'Nerd' taunt drove Navy man to arson
ELM MOTT, Texas - A Navy man who got mad when someone mocked him as a "nerd" over the Internet climbed into his car and drove 1,300 miles from Virginia to Texas to teach the other guy a lesson.

UPDATE: In Poker Match Against a Machine, Humans Are Better Bluffers
VANCOUVER, British Columbia, July 25 — For anyone stuck on a casino stool, playing hours of video poker, rest assured: humans can still beat a computer.

News for 07-26-2007
Minister Burns Marijuana During Church Services
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The mail-order minister of a Hollywood church that burns marijuana during services and allegedly sells it to members says that's protected under federal law because the drug is a religious sacrament.

34 charged in Calif. college grade scam
BERKELEY, Calif. - A group of former part-time student employees accused of accessing computers at a community college in a grades-for-cash scam are among 34 people charged with fraud and conspiracy, prosecutors said Tuesday.

Oscar the cat predicts patients' deaths
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live.

Inmate Convicted of Indecent Exposure
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) -- A Broward County jail inmate was convicted of indecent exposure after a guard complained that he had masturbated in his cell.

News for 07-25-2007
Car chase ends, but not after suspect stops for cigs
New details tonight on the man who stopped to buy cigarettes while being pursued by the police. The guy was allegedly on the run after a robbery, but he took the time to stop and the clerk who sold him the pack of cigarettes spoke to 3TV.

Victim and thief meet again at bookstore
PRESCOTT, Ariz. - A woman whose purse was stolen and the thief who took it inadvertently stood next to each other at a Prescott bookstore — she to complain about the unauthorized use of her credit card, he to get some cash.

Hey big spender, $210,000 drinks bill
LONDON (Reuters) - A Middle Eastern businessman spent over $210,000 in a five-hour, champagne- and vodka-fuelled spending spree in a London nightclub at the weekend.

News for 07-24-2007
Poker Pros to Face Off With Computer
NEW YORK (AP) -- Poker champion Phil Laak has a good chance of winning when he sits down this week to play 2,000 hands of Texas Hold'em -- against a computer. It may be the last chance he gets. Computers have gotten a lot better at poker in recent years; they're good enough now to challenge top professionals like Laak, who won the World Poker Tour invitational in 2004. But it's only a matter of time before the machines take a commanding lead in the war for poker supremacy.

Illinois Bans Smoking in Public Places
CHICAGO (AP) -- Illinois smokers are in for a cold winter. Gov. Rod Blagojevich signed legislation Monday making Illinois the latest state to ban smoking in public places -- including bars, restaurants and work places. The law goes into effect Jan. 1.

Texas Woman Kills Toddler While Splashing Kids With Car
DENISON, Texas — Denison police have arrested a driver who tried to splash some neighborhood children with her car, but killed a toddler when the vehicle hydroplaned.

Drew Carey to host ‘The Price is Right’
NEW YORK - Genial comic Drew Carey was tapped Monday to replace silver-haired legend Bob Barker on the CBS daytime game show “The Price is Right.”

Chinese Man Gets Massive Tumor Removed
HONG KONG (AP) -- Chinese surgeons said Tuesday they successfully operated on a man with a massive 33-pound tumor that hung down from his face, obscuring his features and warping his backbone.

Tourists fined for cycling nude in Serbia
BELGRADE. Serbia - Two Austrians and a German were fined for cycling naked along the banks of the River Danube in Serbia where a heatwave has sent temperatures soaring.

News for 07-23-2007
Tiny brain no obstacle to French civil servant
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A man with an unusually tiny brain managed to live an entirely normal life despite his condition, caused by a fluid buildup in his skull, French researchers reported on Thursday.

Man Claims He Found Fried Mouse In Chips
HAVRE, Mont. -- Frito-Lay will investigate a Montana man's claim that he found a deep-fried mouse in a bag of barbecue potato chips.

Strange College Application Alerts Bomb Squad
CHARLESTON, Ill. Here's a tip for aspiring college students: make sure your applications don't warrant a visit from the bomb squad.

Bikini-clad women mow lawns in Memphis
MEMPHIS, Tenn. - One lawn care company is showing a little skin to boost business. The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers' lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.

News for 07-20-2007
32 pupils get $40,000 each in locker room taping
A jury on Tuesday awarded $40,000 each in damages to 32 students who were taped by Internet-connected cameras in locker rooms at a Midstate middle school.

In Braintree, firefighters cut holes in wrong house
BRAINTREE -- Town firefighters learned a different kind of lesson when they punched holes in a house as part of a training exercise: Make sure you have the right address.

Kids: ‘Aunt Michelle’ left us to pose in nude pics
SYRACUSE, N.Y. - A 20-year-old Syracuse woman who left children in her care to go pose for nude photos is facing several charges of endangering the welfare of a child.

Family searches feces of cash-eating dog
MENOMONIE, Wis. - Debbie Hulleman's dog Pepper has been known to gnaw on lipstick, munch on shampoo bottles and chew on toothpaste. But Pepper got Hulleman into a real mess after gobbling nearly $750.

Is winning on faulty slot machine crime?
ELIZABETH, Ind. - Prosecutors are considering criminal charges against casino gamblers who won big on a slot machine that had been installed with faulty software.

At 560 kg, Mexican man weighs into record books
A Mexican tipping the scales at 560 kilograms (1,234 pounds) will be listed as the world's fattest man by the Guinness Book of Records, while a loss of 200 kilos (440 pounds) may make him the man who lost the most weight.

News for 07-19-2007
Unwanted, Indian granny thrown on garbage dump
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian couple found an unwell 75-year-old woman lying on a garbage dump, apparently thrown out of her home by her daughter and grandsons who did not want to take care of her, the Hindustan Times reported.

Nigerian pupils browse porn on donated laptops
ABUJA (Reuters) - Nigerian schoolchildren who received laptops from a U.S. aid organisation have used them to explore pornographic sites on the Internet, the official News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reported on Thursday.

German woman mistakes stuffed toy for masked crook
BERLIN (Reuters) - Armed police went into action in the German city of Wuppertal after a woman reported seeing a masked criminal -- but having rushed to the scene, they were surprised to find not a crook, but a large stuffed toy.

Pool Drain Pulls Small Intestine Out Of Young Girl
(WCCO) Minneapolis A 6-year-old Edina, Minn. girl has been hospitalized after a horrific accident at a swimming pool. Abigail Taylor was severely injured Friday when she sat over an open drain hole in a wading pool at the Minneapolis Golf Club.

News for 07-18-2007
HELP! I'M STUCK IN MY DOG
A MUM was trapped for an hour with her hand stuck inside her pet boxer's mouth.

Monkey Steals Tourist's Glasses in India
A South Korean tourist has filed a formal complaint against a monkey he says stole his reading glasses during his visit to the Hindu holy city of Varanasi in northern India. Kim Dang Hoon says he opened his hotel room window for fresh air when the monkey made his move.

White Stripes play shortest show ever
The White Stripes wrapped up their quirky Canadian tour yesterday (July 16) with a single note in St. John's.

Thousands of rubber ducks to land on British shores after 15 year journey
They were toys destined only to bob up and down in nothing bigger than a child's bath - but so far they have floated halfway around the world. The armada of 29,000 plastic yellow ducks, blue turtles and green frogs broke free from a cargo ship 15 years ago.

Larvae take up residence on man's head
CARBONDALE, Colo. - Doctors thought the strange, bleeding bumps on Aaron Dallas' head might be from gnat bites or shingles. Then the bumps started moving. A doctor found five active bot fly larvae living beneath the skin atop Dallas' head

Man Sentenced For Arranging Sex Between Wife, Boys
ANDERSON, Ind. -- A man was sentenced to four years in prison for arranging sex between his wife and two neighborhood teenage boys.

Boy gets £44,000 in eBay parcel
Police are trying to trace the owner of 65,400 euros (£44,000) mistakenly sent to a 16-year-old boy who bought a Playstation Two for £95 on eBay.

News for 07-17-2007
Rugby player had tooth in forehead for months
BRISBANE, Australia - Rugby player Ben Czislowski kept competing for more than three months despite the headaches that started after a clash with an opponent.

Man calls 911 to save him from police
LARGO, Fla. - A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said.

Homeless Paris woman carried nearly 70,000 euros
PARIS (AFP) - Social workers in Paris were astonished to find more than 68,400 euros (94,250 dollars) on a homeless woman when they moved her off the street last week, police said.

nut and tobacco flavored condoms come out tops in India
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian firm has launched a paan-flavoured condom designed to evoke the pungent taste of the betel nut and tobacco concoction chewed and then spat out by millions of South Asians, newspapers reported on Tuesday.

White Cloud yard police put man in jail
WHITE CLOUD -- A Newaygo County man could spend another weekend behind bars if he doesn't take care of his yard.

Cops save teen stuck in mailbox
A teenage boy climbed into a mailbox in Brooklyn yesterday and had to be rescued by police when the large green bin locked behind him, cops and neighbors said.

News for 07-16-2007
Iranian Police Smash Squirrel Spy Ring
Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of spying.

Meet the Incredible Hulk of Hounds
The hulky hound with double the muscle power

Waitress Gets $10,000 Tip as Gift to Attend College
ANGOLA, Ind. — The dessert at one Indiana restaurant may be rich, but not compared to its server, it turns out. An Indiana Pizza Hut waitress with dreams of college received a much-needed boost in arriving at that goal: a $10,000 tip.

'Give me your money' -- make that a hug
WASHINGTON -- Police on Capitol Hill are baffled by an attempted robbery that began with a handgun put to the head of a 14-year-old girl and ended in a group hug.

News for 07-13-2007
Bradenton man accused of 'molesting' horse
PALMETTO -- A 63-year-old man who authorities say twice pushed his entire arm into a horse's vaginal cavity was jailed Tuesday on a felony-level animal cruelty charge.

Las Vegas Tourist Fight Back, Nabs Attempted Robber
Frank had his right arm under control. James is laying on top of him. He had his forearms on the guy's throat and I'm laying on his left arm and just punching him.

Florida man owes $10,000 for child who's not his
FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida (CNN) -- Francisco Rodriguez owes more than $10,000 in back child support payments in a paternity case involving a 15-year-old girl who, according to DNA results and the girl's mother, is not his daughter.

Mass suicide as family of nine hurl themselves under a train
Nine members of the same family have committed suicide by hurling hemselves in front of an express train in Bangladesh.

Mom Blames Great Store Sale for Leaving Child in Hot Car
FORT MYERS, Fla. — A 63-year-old woman blamed a great sale for the reason she left her small child locked inside a sweltering car for an hour.

Giant Squid Washes Up on Australia Beach
HOBART, Australia (AP) -- A squid as long as a bus and weighing 550 pounds washed up on an Australian beach, officials said Wednesday. ''It is a whopper,'' said Genefor Walker-Smith, a zoologist who studies invertebrates at the Tasmanian Museum.

News for 07-12-2007
Local Lawmaker Golfs As State Workers Laid Off
LANCASTER, Pa. -- On Monday, nearly 25,000 state workers were laid off as lawmakers battled over a state budget. As people went unpaid and waited to hear the fate of their jobs, one local lawmaker continued with his golfing plans.

Chinese cat lovers block restaurant delivery
SHANGHAI (AP) — Chinese cat lovers mobilized online to save a truck load of cats from the cooking pot, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

Gas Station Owner Takes 2nd Flight In Helium Baloon-Powered Chair
BEND, Ore. -- Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks -- and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons.

Home Invader Makes Ham Sandwich, Police Say
MESA, Ariz. -- Mesa police said a man was arrested Sunday evening after he broke into a woman's home and made himself a sandwich.

Man flies to wedding a year early
A teacher flew home to Wales from Toronto in Canada for a wedding, only to discover he was one year early.

Black shoppers sue Toys 'R' Us for discrimination, Seeking $200 Million Each
Patricia Drayton and Valerie Kirk said in the lawsuit that the store in The Bronx, a borough of New York City, discriminated against them by asking them to show their sales receipts. The suit was filed in Manhattan Federal Court on Tuesday.

News for 07-10-2007
Grandmother had the only cake in the contest - and still came second
When her Victoria sponge earned second place in a cake competition, Jenny Brown was naturally delighted. That is, until she found out she was the only entry.

Stinky Feet Spark Police Raid, Man Believed To Be Dead Was Only Sleeping
Berlin, Germany (AHN) - A man's smelly feet caused police to raid his home after neighbors reported the smell of a rotting body.

This is one heavy sleeper
A drunk German who fell asleep on a railway line did not wake up even when a train ran over him.

Woman Arrested for Not Watering Lawn
A widow and grandma spent the morning in jail, arrested for refusing to give a policeman her name when he tried writing her a ticket for failing to water her yard. The woman hasn't watered her lawn in more than a year, and the condition of her yard violates an Orem zoning ordinance.

News for 07-09-2007
11-year-old charged with driving drunk
MIAMI (Reuters) - An 11-year-old girl was charged with drunken driving after leading police on a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph that ended when she flipped the car in an Alabama beach town.

7+7+7+7+7 One lucky baby
CHIPPEWA FALLS, Wis. - Jack Allen Falkner is one lucky baby. ADVERTISEMENT The son of Dan and Leslie Falkner was born July 7, 2007, considered by many the luckiest day of the century. But Jack's luck didn't stop there. The infant weighed in at 7 pounds, 7 ounces, at St. Joseph's Hospital in Chippewa Falls.

Meal guest finds host's wife, stepson in freezer
BRUSSELS, Belgium - Police detained a man in eastern Belgium after a dinner guest found the bodies of the host's wife and stepson in a freezer, authorities said Thursday.

18 year old offers her virginity for £10,000 (roughly $20,000)
Baby-faced Carys Copestake, 18, has offered her virginity for the price of £10,000 to help her pay for university tuitions.

McDonald's Refuses To Serve Woman With No Hands
ROCKFORD, Ill. A genetic syndrome has left Illinois resident Dawn Larson without hands or fully developed arms. Larson has learned to lead a full life by using her feet. She's even able to drive. She says she's never had a problem in public until she went through a McDonald's drive-thru in Rockford last fall. Normally, Larson first gives the cashier her debit card to pay for the order and then grabs the food and drink with both feet.

Bank Robber Goes Out On A Limb
MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) — Leaf it to New Hampshire, where a bank branch was held up by a man disguised as a tree. Just as the Citizen Bank branch opened Saturday morning, a man walked in with leafy boughs duct-taped to his head and torso, and robbed the place.

News for 07-04-2007
Price of machetes drops after elections
ABUJA (Reuters) - The price of machetes has halved in parts of Nigeria since the end of general elections in April because demand from thugs sponsored by politicians has subsided, the state-owned News Agency of Nigeria reported.

Freak Mobile Phone Explosion Causes Death
Xiao Jinpeng, 22, was carrying out some electric welding at an iron plant in Jinta County, Gansu Province, when his mobile phone exploded in his breast pocket, causing one of his ribs to pierce his heart.

Store video shows shoppers step over dying stabbing victim
WICHITA, Kan. -- As stabbing victim LaShanda Calloway lay dying on the floor of a convenience store, five shoppers, including one who stopped to take a picture of her with a cell phone, stepped over the woman, police said.

News for 07-03-2007
Paris Hilton's garbage sells big on eBay
LOS ANGELES - An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton's trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction. The sellers were from the Web site HollywoodStarTrash.com, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay.

Prof shows students how to sell a book
A Bulgarian professor has promised students A grades if they write about Angelina Jolie's boobs and buy a copy of his new book.

Drunk takes a free bike ride on car roof
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Police officers in the Dutch city of Alkmaar were surprised to see a car passing by with a man sitting on a bicycle on its roof.

Looking for "Mr. Condom"
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - India, struggling to promote greater condom use among its population, is looking to hire its own "condom man" to follow the example of a former Thai cabinet minister who successfully pushed for safer sex.

Roswell theory revived by deathbed confession
Last week came an astonishing new twist to the Roswell mystery. Lieutenant Walter Haut was the public relations officer at the base in 1947 and was the man who issued the original and subsequent press releases after the crash on the orders of the base commander, Colonel William Blanchard. Haut died last year but left a sworn affidavit to be opened only after his death.

7-Elevens become Simpsons 'Kwik-E-Marts'
DALLAS - Over the weekend, 7-Eleven Inc. turned a dozen stores into Kwik-E-Marts, the fictional convenience stores of "The Simpsons" fame, in the latest example of marketers making life imitate art.

News for 07-02-2007
Illinois Man Files Suit Over Lost Love
Stealing someone's heart can cost you: Just ask German Blinov. A Cook County jury ordered Blinov to shell out $4,802 last week after he was sued by a husband from a Chicago suburb for stealing the affections of the man's wife.

Man punches 'rude' drive-thru clerk
PENN HILLS, Pa. - A man who thought the clerk at a fast-food drive-through was rude for not saying "please" and "thank you" punched her in the face, police said. Duane L. Williams, angered by what he felt was the clerk's rudeness, walked into the store to complain just before 8 p.m. Wednesday, Penn Hills police Chief Howard Burton said Friday.

Man attacks unlucky peacock at Burger King
NEW YORK - A peacock that roamed into a fast-food restaurant parking lot was attacked by man who vilified the bird as a vampire, animal-control authorities said.

News for 06-29-2007
Sheriff Flunks Exam After License Expires
ANDERSON, S.C. -- Anderson County Sheriff David Crenshaw said he drove for 14 months on an expired driver's license. And he said he flunked the driving test the first time he tried to get his license back

Inmate: Woman Screamed As 'Snitch' Was Branded On Her Face
PHOENIX -- One of four people arrested on suspicion of branding a woman's face with the word "snitch" said Thursday the woman was awake and screamed as her flesh was burned.

Police: Diabetic Man Missing After Being Kicked Off Train
PHOENIX -- A 65-year-old St. Louis man is missing after Amtrak personnel, mistaking his diabetic shock for drunk and disorderly behavior, kicked him off a train in the middle of a national forest, according to police in Williams, Ariz.

Nancy Benoit's death noted before bodies found
ATLANTA -- Investigators are looking into who altered pro wrestler Chris Benoit's Wikipedia entry to mention his wife's death hours before authorities discovered the bodies of the couple and their 7-year-old son.

UPDATE: Woman Blames Shooting on Burglar Alarm
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) - A woman held on a gun charge claims she accidentally shot her husband in the head after becoming startled when the couple's burglar alarm activated, authorities said Wednesday.

Cops hot dog it, chase Wienermobile
MADISON, Wis. - Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer ... car thief? An Arizona Highway Patrol officer who ran the Wienermobile's plates as the vehicle traveled for a promotion briefly thought the giant hot dog on wheels was, well, hot.

Man Pays $4.88 for Plasma TV at Wal-Mart
While Wal-Mart is known for dropping its prices, one West Monroe man took the ad campaign seriously when he dropped the price of a plasma television from $984 to $4.88. Police arrested Chandon L. Simms, 23, on Tuesday at the retail store on a charge of felony theft.

News for 06-28-2007
Court acquits teacher in "retard" case
PALERMO, Italy (Reuters) - A teacher who forced a pupil to write "I am a retard" 100 times was acquitted by an Italian court on Wednesday of abuse charges.

Arrest follows robbery, bar stop
The Dollar General store was robbed at knifepoint Saturday afternoon and a suspect was arrested a few minutes later at a nearby bar, according to Kiel Police Chief Dave Funkhouser.

How the Aussies repelled Iranian gunboats
It was a stand-off on the high seas like that which led to the arrest of 15 British sailors and marines by the Iranians earlier this year. But this time the potential captives were Australians and they were a little less meek in their response. While pointing their guns straight at the heavily-armed Iranian boats, the sailors simply told the troops to "**** off". And they did.

News for 06-27-2007
Zealous DUI Deputy Fired
In one year, Brock arrested 58 people whose blood-alcohol content was below 0.08, the level at which state law presumes a driver is impaired, an internal affairs audit showed. "I don't prescribe to the theory that somehow you have to be 0.08 to be drunk or impaired," Brock, 38, told investigators.

Need tips to hide pot? Ex-cop has some for sale
BIG SANDY, Texas - Barry Cooper sells a DVD on how to stash pot in your car without getting caught. This fall he will release a second one on how to keep police from raiding your home for marijuana.

Pub becomes an embassy
CHEEKY landlord Bob Beech is getting round next week’s ciggie ban by turning his bar into an EMBASSY for a remote Caribbean island.

Did Butts play role in toilet paper theft?
MARSHALLTOWN, Iowa - Police blame a woman named Butts for stealing toilet paper from a central Iowa courthouse, and while they're chuckling, the theft charge could put her in prison.

Swedish sex offender gets porn in prison
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A convicted sex offender in Sweden got a court ruling in his favor on Tuesday, officials said: pornography in prison.

Man with headache finds bullet in head
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.

Ex-Marine teaches pickpocket a lesson
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash. He immediately grabbed the person's wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

Marijuana OK for seasoning
Vice President Jusuf Kalla rejected a proposal to legalize marijuana, but said it was alright for food seasoning.

Stressed execs get to smash hotel rooms
MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish hotel chain is running a competition for stressed executives to let off steam in a fashion usually reserved for rock stars -- by smashing hotel rooms.

News for 06-26-2007
Cops eye 'roid rage in wrestler's murder-suicide
FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. - Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.

UPDATE: Teen surgeon flees as police plan to arrest him
NEW DELHI - A 15-year-old boy who allegedly delivered a baby by Caesarean section in an attempt to set a world record as the youngest surgeon apparently fled as police prepared to arrest him on Tuesday.

Congressman urges condoms for border control
A U.S. congressman is pushing a not-so-quick fix in the debate over illegal immigrants from Mexico: free contraceptives.

Buying Beer, Grandpa? You Will Be Carded
KINGSPORT, Tennessee - Tennessee is set to become the first state in the nation to require carding of anyone, without exception, who buys beer for off-premises consumption.

Man Arrested For DUI After Hitting 24 Cars
LONG BEACH, Calif. A motorist has been charged with drunken driving and hit-and-run after police say he struck about two dozen cars and two people during a wild ride.

UPDATE: Indian doctors held for letting teenage son operate
CHENNAI, India (Reuters) - An Indian doctor couple was arrested on Monday after they allegedly allowed their 15-year-old son to perform a Caesarean section operation, police said.

Student Loses "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" Case
The Supreme Court tightened limits on student speech Monday, ruling against a high school student and his 14-foot-long "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner.

UPDATE: Dry cleaner wins missing pants case
WASHINGTON - A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants.

Filipino thief asks for "time out" in police chase
MANILA (Reuters) - Philippine police chased down an unfit thief on Tuesday after he ran out of breath and asked his pursuers for a "time out".

Gravedigger accused of stealing bones to make ashtray, pipe
FITCHBURG -- Police allege a St. Bernard's Cemetery gravedigger stole body parts from one of the cemetery's graves and brought them home to use as smoking accessories, according to Lt. Kevin O'Brien.

Dad takes down hungry bear with firewood
HELEN, Ga. — A 300-pound black bear raided a family's campsite, and the father saved his sons from harm by throwing a log at the beast, killing it with a single blow.

One-eyed gator attacks tourist on golf course
VENICE -- Bruce Burger was playing golf Monday afternoon at the Lake Venice Golf Course when he lost a ball in a pond near the sixth hole and almost lost a limb.

News for 06-25-2007
Knock-out name for baby girl
LONDON (AFP) - Baby Autumn Brown has a name to live up - in fact she has over 25 of them. The little girl's mother Maria, in keeping with her boxing-mad family's bizarre tradition, decided to give her 25 middle names - all culled from the greatest exponents inside the ring.

Bank robbery suspect surrenders
Authorities say a Jacksonville woman suspected of robbing a local bank surrendered early Monday morning to the Onslow County Sheriff's Department and asked that a reward for her arrest be given to an accompanying friend.

Lottery winner 'treats' brother
A woman who won £9.3million (18.6 million dollars) on the Lottery sent her brother's family a cheque for £1,000 ($2000), saying: "Treat yourselves."

'My jaw refused to fight any more'
Tokyo - A Japanese man who set a world record by wolfing down dozens of hot dogs within minutes has suffered a severe jaw injury due to his rigorous training, making his next title uncertain.

News for 06-22-2007
Girl's legs severed on Six Flags' Superman Tower of Power ride
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A teenage girl's legs were severed above the ankle while on a thrill ride at a popular amusement park on Thursday, park officials said.

Man With Machete At Goony Golf Was "Looking For His Raccoons"
A man police said had a machete at Sir Goony's Family Fun Center on Brainerd Road said he was just out looking for his pet racoons who had gotten out.

Woman Ties County Blood Alcohol Record
TACOMA — A Pierce County woman apparently tied a record for the amount of alcohol in her blood when the Washington State Patrol toxicology lab measured a blood-alcohol content of 0.50 two hours after she was arrested for investigation of drunken driving.

Feces parking ticket proves costly
AUSTIN, Minn. - A man has been ordered to pay nearly $3,000 to the woman who became seriously ill in April after opening a parking ticket envelope in which he had placed dog feces.

Ala. man's finger gets stuck in gas tank
HUNTSVILLE, Ala. - A man felt the pain of the gas tank, and he wasn't even at a pump. Dwight Clark's dilemma occurred Wednesday afternoon in the parking lot of a pharmacy when he apparently tried to clear some gunk from around the opening of the gas tank. His finger got stuck in his gas tank's opening.

Family Not Allowed To Name Child '4real'
WELLINGTON, New Zealand -- If your name is 4 real, everybody knows what it means. That's the reason why a New Zealand couple want to name their son "4real," with four being a numeral.

German impaled on plunger
A German almost died after using a sink plunger as a bath plug and impaling himself after slipping on a bar of soap. Dieter Bayer, 79, who moved to Switzerland with his wife Frieda after he retired, decided to use the plunger because he could not find the bath plug. But as he stood up to soap himself he slipped and fell heavily on the plunger, wedging the wooden handle up his backside.

Women in Canada asked to kick man in the groin
According to Canadian police Friday, a man is prowling the streets of a small town Guelph in Ontario disturbing women. This man seems to be approaching women in the streets and requesting them to kick him in the groin.

Beer Popsicles Causing Controversy
ALEXANDRIA, Va. (NEWS CENTER) -- You're not supposed to call them "Beer" popsicles, but government regulators say that's what they are. Now, their investigators are trying to stop an Alexandria restaurant and bar from introducing the adult treats to their patrons.

Stab victim 'continued masturbating'
A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children. Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

News for 06-21-2007
Wheelchair user taken on wild 50-mph ride
PAW PAW, Mich. - Ben Carpenter got the ride of a lifetime when his electric wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for several miles at about 50 mph.

Lose weight and get drunk faster: US study
People who undergo gastric bypass surgery get drunk quicker and take longer to get sober, according to a US study published Thursday. The study conducted by researchers at Stanford University found that the procedure, which is increasingly common in the fight against obesity, heightened the effects of alcohol.

Death row inmate holds joke contest for his 'last words'
A convicted double murderer in Texas is holding a joke contest on the Internet so he can use the winning entry as his last words when he is sentenced to die by lethal injection on June 26.

Missing: Large lake in southern Chile
SANTIAGO (Reuters) - A lake in southern Chile has mysteriously disappeared, prompting speculation the ground has simply opened up and swallowed it whole.

Man bursts into flames after being shot by a taser gun
Police are investigating the firey death of a man who burst into flames after dousing himself in petrol and then being shot with a taser gun.

Dutch court denies suit of woman who claimed emotional damages after losing lottery
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands: A Dutch woman who claimed she suffered emotional damages due to not winning the lottery missed the jackpot in court too.

Thieves steal Herman Munster's identity
WASHINGTON -- Did Internet thieves steal Herman Munster's MasterCard number? Crooks in an underground chat room for selling stolen credit card numbers and personal consumer information offered pilfered data purportedly about Herman Munster, the 1960s Frankenstein-like character from "The Munsters" TV sitcom.

Naked couple die from S.C. rooftop fall
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.

Elderly ex-prostitutes find refuge in Mexico home
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Elderly former prostitutes have found a refuge from their tough street lives in a Mexico City retirement home, a first in a country where deep-rooted machismo has little sympathy for aging sex workers.

Police link UCR incident to effort to spare a mother disappointment
The former UC Riverside student accused of making criminal threats against the campus last week wanted to scare officials into canceling graduation so he wouldn't have to tell his parents that he had dropped out, according to court documents.

News for 06-20-2007
84-year-old man drove 67 years without license
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - An 84-year-old Dutch driver astonished police this week when he admitted during a random check that not only was his car uninsured but he had been driving without a license for 67 years.

Mugger goes from robber to robbed
BERLIN (Reuters) - A would-be German thief went from predator to victim when he tried to mug a taxi driver but ended up having his own wallet snatched instead.

Raw Sewage Flows Down Aisles Of 7-Hour Flight
AMSTERDAM - More than 200 airline passengers were forced to endure a seven-hour flight across the Atlantic Ocean while human sewage overflowed from the toilets – and seeped into the plane’s cabin, according to a Seattle news source.

Man Survives Bobcat Attack by Choking Animal to Death
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. — A 62-year-old Florida man depended on his instincts when a bobcat attacked him, and it paid off — he survived, the bobcat didn't.

Texas Crowd Kills Passenger in Vehicle That Hit Child
Police were searching Wednesday for more than a dozen people who may have been involved in the beating death of a man who was a passenger in a car that struck and injured a child not far from a Juneteenth celebration in Austin, Texas.

Boy's head stuck in toilet seat
Firefighters in Essex came to the rescue of a young boy who had a toilet seat stuck on his head. The boy, aged two and a half, and his worried mother went to Braintree fire station after she was unable to get the small trainer seat off his head.

A Woman Assaults a Cop with Breast Milk
Once Felicha Marin was caught by police for her shoplifting scheme, she went on to assault the police officers in a rather unusual, unheard of way. Felicha Marin promptly took out her right breast, took aim, and shot breast milk from her right breast at a police officer. Marin was then detained by police and brought down to jail. Marin is being held accountable for shoplifting, and an assault charge for the breast milk incident.

Jail time for groin grabs
PORTSMOUTH — An aspiring model who rang in the new year by driving drunk will serve three days in jail for grabbing the arresting trooper’s genitals.

School penalizes students for hugs, high-fives
VIENNA, Va. - A rule against physical contact at a Fairfax County middle school is so strict that students can be sent to the principal's office for hugging, holding hands or even high-fiving.

News for 06-19-2007
Golfer in the rough creates fire that burns 20 acres
RENO, Nev. — A golfer's attempt to get out of the rough and back on the fairway started a grass fire that burned about 20 acres near a golf course, officials said.

NYC Poor to Get Cash for Good Behavior
NEW YORK (AP) - Poor residents will be rewarded for good behavior - like $300 for doing well on school tests, $150 for holding a job and $200 for visiting the doctor - under an experimental anti-poverty program that city officials detailed Monday.

Bullied teen awarded income for life
A bullied teenager will receive substantial damages and an income for life after a Supreme Court judge found NSW educational authorities failed in their duty of care to deal with playground assaults and bullying.

Judge suing dry cleaner cries over pants
WASHINGTON - A judge had to leave the courtroom with tears running down his face Tuesday after recalling the lost pair of trousers that led to his $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner.

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Toddler Served Margarita At Applebee's
ANTIOCH, Calif. -- An executive with the Applebee's restaurant chain said its restaurants won't be keeping juices and margarita mixes in similar looking containers any more after a toddler was accidentally served a margarita at one of its locations.

News for 06-18-2007
Bob Barker backs Rosie O'Donnell for 'The Price is Right'
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bob Barker endorsed his friend Rosie O'Donnell as a possible successor on "The Price Is Right," although the newly retired host isn't sure CBS wants a woman to take over the game show.

Squirrel goes on rampage in Germany
BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

Man calls for EMS, gets police Tasers
Waxahachie resident Allen Nelms says a call to 911 to get medical attention for his diabetic seizure got him Tasered by police instead.

Iran moves to execute porn stars
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iran's parliament on Wednesday voted in favor of a bill that could lead to the death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies.

5-year-old brings heroin to day care
BUFFALO, New York - A 5-year-old New York boy brought small packets of heroin to his day care center and told other children it was candy, police said.

Teen facing felony for taping cop
An 18-year-old from Pennsylvania is facing a felony charge after he was caught videotaping a police officer handing out a traffic ticket on a public street.

News for 06-06-2007
City to pay $8,500 to man jailed after asking officer for business card
A Denver man who was arrested after he asked to see a police officer’s business card has settled his lawsuit against the city.

Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection
A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

Students invent powdered booze
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- Dutch students have invented powdered alcohol which they say can be sold legally to minors.

Drunken driving — in a wheelchair!
BERLIN - A wheelchair-bound German stunned police when they pulled him over for using the road and allegedly found he was 10 times over the legal alcohol limit for drivers.

News for 06-05-2007
African Children high on sewage
At the Lusaka sewage ponds, two teenage boys plunge their hands into the dark brown sludge, gathering up fistfuls and stuffing it into small plastic bottles. They tap the bottles on the ground, taking care to leave enough room for methane to form at the top. A sour smell rises in the hot sun, but the boys seem oblivious to the stench and the foul nature of their task.

'Monster pig' was a not-so-wild gift named Fred
FRUITHURST, Alabama (AP) -- The huge hog that became known as "Monster Pig" after being hunted and killed by an 11-year-old boy had another name: Fred.

Man shot dead for bad singing in Philippine karaoke bar
MANILA (AFP) - A jobless man was shot dead by a security guard for singing out of tune in a Philippine karaoke bar, police said Thursday.

News for 05-29-2007
Alabama Boy Kills 1,051-Pound Monster Pig, Bigger Than 'Hogzilla'
Jamison Stone's father says the hog his son killed weighed a 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.

News for 05-25-2007
Child Ruins Monks' Intricate Sand Design
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (May 24) - The little boy spotted the pretty pile of colored sand on the floor of the vast hall and couldn't resist. Slipping under a protective rope, he danced all over the sand, ruining the carefully crafted picture.

Knox Blacks Celebrate Carjacking Rapists in 'Party'
ST. NICOLAS THIEF & KNOXVILLE BLACKS PLAN WASHINGTON PIKE SOCIAL ACTION PROTEST PARTY TO CELEBRATE UNDERPRIVILEGED BLACKS WHO VICTIMIZE PRIVILEGED WHITES

Principal asked students to write about fellatio
MONTREAL — A Montreal-area school board is defending one of its principals who asked four elementary school students to each write a 10-line essay about fellatio after they were taunting a fellow student.

Alleged Babysitter Molester Says He Is Innocent Because He Was Sleepwalking
PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Georgia man accused of sexual battery says he has no recollection of assaulting the family babysitter because he was sleepwalking.

Would-be suicider fails in hospital sue bid
A MAN left quadriplegic after falling from a tree in an aborted suicide attempt has failed in his bid to sue a hospital for not properly treating his mental health problems.

News for 05-24-2007
Video shows officer zapping man in groin
TENINO, Wash. - It was just a little stun gun fun, but a police officer who demonstrated his Taser by zapping a willing subject in the genitals has drawn a warning from his bosses.

Man tries to pay tab with marijuana
OCEAN CITY -- Last Monday around 3 a.m., Michael Autry, 27, of Bel Air, Md., walked into the 7-11 store on 94th Street. Autry, who was intoxicated, police said, took a bag of chips and three bottles of Gatorade and brought them to the counter.


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